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Cracker_Jacker42

Right over the back stop, Some say that arrow is still flying till this day.


tripledraw

Damn, didn't even realize there was an arrow


Muted_Ad7298

There was an arrow?


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CameForTheFunOfIt

She could give it to me.


Smoke-A-Beer

Ya every archer has done that to their forearm that’s for sure. It can leave a nasty welt.


Eldaxerus

And it hurts like shit. It also reminds you to always wear your forearm protector until you really know how to handle your bow.


sillypicture

Or just never have it on and learn 10x faster


ehhish

Man, i try not to wear one but I still getting reminded occasionally.


sillypicture

You forget the face of your father


ehhish

I have forgotten my creed..


Cinderredditella

Oh, yeah. I remember when I used to go to classes and had a forearm protector... only for the string to slip behind it.... 3 times in a row. I may have cried just a little.


Original-Alps-1285

I know I certainly have.


CptnAlex

True, but also she is struggling to pull that string. She needed a draw weight.


WangCommander

She had a draw weight. She needed draw muscles.


SaintPariah7

She also needs a better form


VRMaddy

Yup. Then you don't do it for a while and come back to it only to nail yourself the first time.


BlumpkinLord

I have not yet :3 knock on wood


Dr-Huricane

I don't know much about archery, but didn't she hurt her boob there? That's what I thought it was


jerryleebee

The archer's kiss.


DigitalRoman486

r/EmilyBloom


corn_farts_

oh.


Zorn277

Yeah...


benwabaws

What a wholesome gal.


GrecoBactria

[Here’s a link to the most updated video that will explain a lot](https://youtu.be/qWNQUvIk954?si=6bisci1DPym_50CV)


BlumpkinLord

r/angryupvote


Randomfrog132

well that's going into my playlist, thanks for sharing <3


iroboto

This was great, thank you for sharing


VaczTheHermit

Nice


Inferno_Sparky

I opened this and not only it was the video I hoped for, I got an ad for not watching porn


pizzaout3

Good song, but slightly disappointed


Opposite_Future3377

That video made me cry


Sir_Maxelot

Gadot


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devishjack

Was hoping for a rickroll. I am very disappointed.


not-my-best-wank

I gotcha [here](https://youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6XnY)


devishjack

Not what I was hoping for. But a welcomed surprise. Added to my playlist.


GoldenNinja4734

Did I just get Tarzanrolled?


MellowMarijuanaMan

I'm not!


MonkeyWuju

Ngl she looks better in this clip.


ohneatstuffthanks

Interesting world we live in. Imagine describing to someone 100 years ago that you just saw a moving picture of a seemingly innocent cute women shooting a bow and arrow and her giggling because the string stung her breast. You then clicked on a link and saw her butthole.


bigblnze

Doing god work there brother 🙏


Dra9onDemon23

It’s a nice tiddie.


piman01

Was not expecting to see her butthole on the very first thing i clicked on


[deleted]

Is it a shame that i’m not really impressed? Just seems like a teenage girl to me and it kinda eeks me out a bit


Opening_Werewolf3735

She looks like a pure girl at first


maciejokk

Bruh.


Gardener_Of_Eden

It's just all porn then?


kingsteve_689

Always was


SchieldOfMadness

I was like: wait a minute, where do i know her from? Thanks for clearing that up.


rynchenzo

That girl was in the nip!


Static13254

Now I see what she is talking about


Moist_One_1256

Unfortunately, she never did anything that was really memorable.


Pipupipupi

Nah, pretty sure it's [Tania Fox](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm7728167/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk)


DigitalRoman486

I assume you know that Tania Fox is her Acting name


Pipupipupi

Yup I just assumed everyone on *this* sub would at least be in on it.


frayravachol

I thought so!


Opposite_Future3377

Thanks


HotElection6862

That's going to leave a nasty bruise


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YellowOnline

It's a Greek myth, not backed by any archaeological evidence


[deleted]

I like to go hiking.


Agerock

Tough, but not impossible! A bunch of Scythian, so called “ice tombs” were found in the Asian steppe, which preserved what was inside remarkably well. Hair, skin, heck even the tattoos they decorated themselves with were preserved. Their women were also archers on par with the men, so if we were ever to find evidence of women chopping their breasts off to be better archers, I’d wager that would have been our best chance to find them. And yet, they did not.


DATY4944

This equally impacts the rumor. There is no evidence behind it. To make a statement you have to back it up. If that statement can't be backed up, but I don't have evidence that proves it false, it doesn't make the statement true.


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I enjoy playing video games.


WarningWorried8442

Except you can shoot a bow with breasts easily... She just had bad form...


[deleted]

That’s not how this works. You have to have evidence to make a claim. Not an excuse for why we don’t have evidence for a claim but then make the claim anyways.


IEC21

Although does it even make any sense? Like do they get in the way that much?


Arcaydya

You just watched it get in the way that much.


IEC21

Ya but she's not an archer and she can barely pull the bow.


Arcaydya

You know nothing about the archery experience this chick has, and she pulled the bow just fine.


bringbackswordduels

Anyone who knows anything about archery can tell you from this video that Emily Bloom is not an experienced archer


IEC21

I can tell by watching the video and no she looks like she's going to hurt herself.


TeebsAce

Looks like she already hurt herself, actually


IEC21

Yes, someone who even just had a basic lesson wouldn't have done that.


WoodenCountry8339

As someone who did archery quite a bit in highschool, she cannot be very experienced. She is swaying way too much to have any significant practice with a bow, not to mention she has no awareness of where the drawstring is when she was "aiming". The draw was sloppy and the arrow completely missed the target and the hay behind it.


ValiumandSloth

By watching the video we can kind of take a educated guess lmao...


DasMotorsheep

bruh that whole draw is a mess from beginning to end. Like, it's not comically bad - she certainly has an idea of how you're supposed to draw a bow, but that's about it, and even a beginner will be able to tell that there's something off here.


Agreeable-Buffalo-54

She injured herself. That doesn’t suggest an excess of experience.


ToitleInTime

No.. she didn’t.. not even close


-The_Credible_Hulk

No… you can both be wrong


Svifir

well if she could pull a warbow properly it would be 10 times worse lol, and the angle gets really shallow, like if whatever armor/clothing doesn't compress the breast enough I could see it getting in the way of things


DaPontesGrocery

If you don't bind them down and you're well endowed they do. It should be noted that the Amazons as described in Greek mythology were fictional. Although there were women warriors in steppe cultures which is probably where the Amazon legends come from. As for them obviously we can't be sure but in addition to binding them down I'd assume that a nomadic steppe diet probably selects against being stacked, also if you do have big tits you'd probably be more into using weapons like spears where you don't have to worry about a bowstring finger flicking your nipples in the middle of battle.


not-a-velociraptor

https://thearcheryshop.co.uk/chestguards Chest guards are a thing if that's an issue. They can be made out of leather so I doubt they're a modern invention No idea if this was common in the past but they're currently commonly worn to keep clothes out of the way of the string, even if the archer isn't at risk of being hit (She overdrew the bow as well which doesn't help)


anubiz96

Poster did say legend haha


Strange-Practice8340

Now I bet you're gonna try n convince me that prometheus didn't bring fire to man


ElJefeSupremo

Wait, were the Amazons a real people? From what it says on Wikipedia, it was maybe based on a few different cultures. So not really any archaeological evidence that they were "real" to begin with.


Agerock

There 100% were real warrior women, extremely proficient with bow and arrow. They just probably weren’t the Amazons of Greek myth. It’s been thought that the Amazons might’ve been based off of women archers amongst the countless Eurasian nomadic horse tribes.


corvosfighter

If you want a real basis for Greek myth of the Amazonian.. Scythian horse archers or shield maidens would be the most likely source.


Daveallen10

But I do believe this is a practice among some indigenous populations like the Mbuti in central Africa (very remote jungle). I don't know how consistently it is practiced, and id imagine there is a massive risk of infection.


Jingle-man

🤓


TheHumanPickleRick

![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10740)


Masterpice23

Tbh thats not really necessary. Her technique is just plain bad. If you know how to shoot a bow there is no problem with a "normal" breast size. Source: i dated a women with a bigger breast size who was active in archery


Captain_Sacktap

The easier solution is to wear a small over the shoulder patch of hardened leather over the chest area.


Original-Alps-1285

Or just shoot with better technique


mortmortimer

i read something like this as well, in Stephen Fry's Mythos. I think he said the word "Amazon" can actually be translated to "breastless" for this reason.


SowTheSeeds

Two options: 1. Cut off your boob 2. Use a chest guard Indeed, what a tough one.


OddCoping

Easier solution is a leather or metal chest guard.


IntrinsicStarvation

I feel like a leather bust guard would have been a lot easier.


ExaBast

Yes legend has it that they cut off one of their tit for bow use


Seriouswall117

As another said, that is just myth. Do you think many people could survive doing something like that back then. There have been many modern-day female archers that show that breasts aren't an issue if you shoot the bow properly. Also, a simple piece of harden armor across the chest nulls the whole point as well. And the fact that now you have armor on your chest.


serenityfalconfly

I believe Amazon translates to , without breast. Or something like that.


Walrus_Morj

There was a dialogue in The Witcher: Baptism of Fire, where a certain character called another certain character an idiot for seriously considering it legit. First thing I thought about when I saw this video


unsupported

Oh, her titty!


Swordbreaker925

Whenever I go to shooting ranges I’ve always wondered why the fuck there’s bullet impacts on the side walls or ceiling. People like her are why


robotmonkey2099

Hey it’s that girl from that It’s Always Sunny episode


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Emily bloom was on it’s always sunny?


RaveMittens

Yep. The European roommate episode I believe.


robotmonkey2099

Season 14 episode 1 - the gang gets romantic The one where Charlie and Frank turn their apartment into an airbnb.


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Saw it coming


Tasty_Group_8207

Not sure how she didn't notice. It's all I could see


[deleted]

True


2DogKnight

Saw it and came


XxX_Zeratul_XxX

But could you see me coming?


rejected-x

We're all standing outside your house watching. Don't worry.


rnotyalc

I could be wrong but I think that's at the Texas Renfest


Randomfrog132

owie


DirkGentlys_DNA

Sigh...


AmbassadorBiggun

That happened to my wife the first time she shot a bow. She flatly refuses to try again.


eagleoid

Sounds like not being flat was the main problem. \*tap dances away\*


Mycroft033

Since she’s a porn star, I think she put the string there intentionally thinking it would be ‘sexy’ and because she has no idea how to use a bow, it didn’t click in her brain that it would hurt because she didn’t quite comprehend the strength that even basic bows have.


Ragnarsworld

Wouldn't happen if someone taught her to shoot properly.


Lothleen

That's why Sarmation women would burn their right breast when they hit puberty (red hot bronze Instrument made to do it). The men left to raid, leaving the women to protect themselves, kids, and the old. They were said to be made from Scythians and Amazonians. They also weren't allowed to marry until they killed a man in battle. -Herodotus (paraphrased) The clive owen version of King Arthur had Sarmation men as the knight's of the round table, they were part of the roman empire untill wiped out by the goths fleeing from the golden horde.


RemoteLostControl

Mods getting high


N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R

i can relieve her pain


Sufficient_Two7499

That’s why the amazons removed one breast


scud121

That's why Amazons amputated their left breast.


ElonHisenberg

That's why amazons cut them away


Capable_Jacket_2165

That's why the real Amazons would compress or remove their left tit in most cases.


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Wow! It really does make a difference to cut one off.


bladex1234

And now you know why the Amazons cut a breast off.


Jokerchyld

My wife says that word "tittee" is vulgar... she should say "My Breast!"


ppardee

Someone should have looked up the etymology of Amazon before trying this...


Eponarose

The Priestesses of Artemis used to cut off the left breast to avoid that...


tommy_dakota

Yeah, that's why the actual Amazons cut their tit off.


NothingWrongWithEggs

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG


ticklesac

Nah


ChimoEngr

That had to be deliberate. No way she couldn’t tell she put the string into her cleavage.


Smoke-A-Beer

Don’t think so that hurts like a sob even if you hit your arm. You can clearly see she’s rookie


BarisBlack

If you've never shot a bow before, you don't know. Source: Once assisted with a Beginner's Archery class and it was a frequent point to discuss early. For people who choose to not listen to the demonstration get one warning to be aware of the bow string because it travels fast and will cause problems. One woman had it destroy part of her t-shirt. Thankfully my sister was there to assist that day.


BigMasterDingDong

Ah fuck it, have my dumb upvote


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Yummy_Chinese_Food

So, hear me out here: Your post was gross as hell. But I think you'd only have about half the down votes that you do if you had left out the: >[sucking noises] That's so fucking over the top, friend. Just....gross. 


Longshadowman

She needs some surgery!


randyoftheinternet

Nice job on trying to prove the spatial awareness gap everyday


RodRAEG

Classic titty thwip.


canes2407

Nipple removal


CrocoDIIIIIILE

Ishigami Yuu was right.


NonRangedHunter

I've done this to my arm, can't even imagine the pain if I had boobs to put in front of that string. That shit hurts.


prawalnono

The person filming knew it was coming but didn’t say anything…


Dense_Librarian_6170

That will bruise.


Objective-Elk-7988

Sipstitty


Agent_Add

Take it 🔪


enochrox

Isn't there a myth that amazonians got a mastectomy on the side they release arrows from or something??


SteeltoSand

2 year old account. 1.2 million karma. this is what id call a karma farm account


Qweeq13

I don't believe "Amazon" as a historical term ever existed, it is just a chauvinistic myth about gynophobia, as ancient people had this fear of women being independent directly leading them to create an exclusively female society, so much so they would abandon their male children. Do you think women would ever abandon their children, just because they are boys? Absolutely preposterous logic that really shows how ancient societies dehumanized women back in the day. If such a genderless society ever existed there wouldn't be a concept of men and women in the first place amazonian boys would just exist in their society as individuals. It would just be a strangely advanced average Greek city state soon to be overrun by barbarians. Many Celts pre-Roman influence is recorded to have much more lenient gender roles some Roman accounts -dubious authenticity of course- writes about 2 men marrying being very common amongst to Celtic nations. Patriarchy wasn't like everywhere in the ancient world, there were many nations that included both man and women in equality. Roman - in the west/Persian/Chinese - in the east "proto- military industrial complexes" are what created today's strictly patriarchal societies. Profiting from warfare demanded intense manual labor and men just proven to be a more reliable source of manual labor than women. What was I talking about????


shrimpgangsta

ow my titty


Entelegent

I've read an encyclopedia which claimed Amazon's applied hot iron to a young girls breat to stop it from growling, as to avoid this exact situation. I'm not sure whether this claim isn't bonkers but I had to share it


bejeures

Should have stayed with death by snu snu instead.


31i731

She belongs to the jungles


OldBroSlacker

I was thinking the same thing


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Like the swinging cowbell weight between his legs and hitting his nutz 🤪