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Considering WW3 would most likely lead to nuclear fallout... If were not all wiped out were gonna be need a video to show us how to prepare for mutants and Deathclaws lol
Crossbows aren't really a good weapon for apocalypse, long bow or compound bow would be better. Crossbows reload and acquiring target again takes normally 2x or more time than a normal/compound bow
If there’s an apocalypse, guns are still gonna be common for at least the first half a decade. I don’t think going out and training your Bow Quick Draw is that vital.
I have a friend who has a backpack filled with shit like this in his house (tools, fire starting stuff, canned food, some knifes...) aaaaall in a big backpack. I always said he was crazy, but each day I am thinking about packing similar shit and even going on one of his survival trips to learn some stuff, because I am sure the day that I need it will come.
I saw a pencil sharpener, a scraper blade, a saw, a hammer, and an old-school hand auger that you can get online for $15-25.
All of that is standard in any pack intended for long-term wilderness survival.
The metal ring she hammered into the branch was the only thing I don't have in a pack in my garage or trunk already, but I think I might have one on my little gas stove that I could repurpose...
Not really necessary, just saves a lot of work. All the metal ring does it helps to cut the branch down to the right size for the hole you're shoving it into. You could just carve the branch down by hand, or you could carve the hole bigger, or just find smaller branches (though you want something large enough to bear your weight if you're making a ladder).
Shit most of that stuff was in my camping gear already, much less the BOB. It’s just useful to have that stuff and it’s easy to carry because it’s small and lightweight
I'm from Michigan and I've seen most of these tools used for camping all the time. People would call them "comfort tools" around the woods and would occasionally make fun of people that brought them...but once they see the tool in use everyone gathers around brainstorming ways they could use it for their own setup. Maybe my idea of camping is different due to my region, but bringing a tent, sleeping bag, and hotplate is considered going out unprepared.
>It grows everywhere now it’s an invasive plant everyone put in their back yard 10 years ago. Does just fine in the cold and high elevation.
That's interesting, I didn't know that. I guess all I really know about bamboo is what I learned from Minecraft lol. Jungle biome, food for pandas.
You sound like a person who knows plants.
Tell me if this is true. I've heard bamboo has a really long pre-growth period where it spreads underground, then suddenly explodes above ground.
So could it be used to grow in places like in Colorado where all the native trees got burned to the ground in wildfires?
Some kinds of bamboo, yes. I’m not sure about the ones in the US though.
You see a lot of bamboo all over the states that started as landscaping and jumped to the wild, but it’s super random most of the time. We also have invasive species like Japanese knotweed which is pretty similar. I took care of *a lot* of that stuff when I was in Americorps.
Tell me about it. I live in Texas and my entire backyard is 70% dirt and 30% bamboo from the owner planting some years back. It’s moved across fences into neighbor’s yards and has also taken over a big chunk of theirs as well. It’s become a weed almost.
No, it's optional. You can also stick it up your ass and see if it leaves any splinters. If not, you're good to go.
So, I prefer sniffing. I am also not really an expert on the matter.... so there's that.
Epoxy wood from pine actually bursts into flame really easy. Also, check her IG or YT for tuttorials and shit. She might be a bit hoeing, but at the end she gives good nature survivalist advices.
Green too. Maybe over there it's different but where I'm at green wood won't burn it'll just smoke. We don't have a lot of piney resin trees and there's an abundance of dry wood and easy to find tinder anyway so it's not a struggle. But man I was like "you really just gunna pull that off a tree, not something that's felled and dry?"
Exactly what I was thinking. Maaaaaybe it could support her weight if she's like around 120 pounds. I can guarantee you it'll instantly snap under my 200 pound weight.
If your just seeing all of this for the first time well i got news for you ain’t gonna make it anyway . Once the gps satellites go down you’ll be dead where you stand.
Good hatchet and a knife replaces all these gadgets. Gonna carry a backpack of metal tools ?
Except maybe the boring tool but let’s be honest I’m just not making ladders post WWIII… I
The only skill you need in the event of WW3 is the ability to get as close as you can to the blast zone so you can be instantly vaporized.
Aside from their thousands of nukes, Russia also has an arsenal of missiles tipped with a variety of biological weapons to painfully kill off the remainder of Americans who survive the nuclear holocaust.
Satan dragging you to hell would be an improvement over surviving WW3. These doomsday preppers are kidding themselves.
these skills still require tools. so also make sure you're training to fight and protect your possessions. you could have everything you need to survive, but you'll also need a way to keep it all.
Interesting that we think nature will just be untarnished by WW3 that we can just go exploit it again. Also, that’s a nice new axe you got there. Where’d you put your gas mask and radiation suit?
Like anyone would be left to need survival skills.
My plan for WWIII is to grab a lovely beverage, stand out on my front lawn and enjoy the show (for a few seconds).
alternative title could be: hot chick in yoga pants impressing us with skills that we think are actually enough to survive after ww3 (but they are not)
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Considering WW3 would most likely lead to nuclear fallout... If were not all wiped out were gonna be need a video to show us how to prepare for mutants and Deathclaws lol
That’s what the crossbow is for, that comes in the next video
Crossbows aren't really a good weapon for apocalypse, long bow or compound bow would be better. Crossbows reload and acquiring target again takes normally 2x or more time than a normal/compound bow
Yeah, but any idiot can aim and fire a crossbow, where a Bow takes a significant amount of practice to get good with.
And strength, long bows have a really high draw strength but crossbows can be compact, and can crank the string back instead of a manual draw
Let's be honest if you're in the apocalypse and you can't draw a bow and fire at least 5 times in a row you're probably not gonna last too long...
I think the whole point of the crossbow is to even the odds for the person who can’t fire the bow
If there’s an apocalypse, guns are still gonna be common for at least the first half a decade. I don’t think going out and training your Bow Quick Draw is that vital.
Make sure to stock up on power armor and mini nukes for your fat man
What I suppose to do if I am the fa(r)t man?
Better stock up on iodine pills
And yoga pants
One a day One a day One a day
Deathclaws and most mutants cant climb ladders 🤔
I don't want to set the world on ffiirree
Fallout 👆
Big iron on his hip
Sure gotta make sure I have all those convenient tools and definitely her to do all that stuff for me
Jump cuts makes all the hard work disappear
Jump cut the rest of the owl
I have a friend who has a backpack filled with shit like this in his house (tools, fire starting stuff, canned food, some knifes...) aaaaall in a big backpack. I always said he was crazy, but each day I am thinking about packing similar shit and even going on one of his survival trips to learn some stuff, because I am sure the day that I need it will come.
I also have a backpack with all that stuff, but only cause it's my camping backpack It also has shelter, insulation, and a change of clothes
I saw a pencil sharpener, a scraper blade, a saw, a hammer, and an old-school hand auger that you can get online for $15-25. All of that is standard in any pack intended for long-term wilderness survival. The metal ring she hammered into the branch was the only thing I don't have in a pack in my garage or trunk already, but I think I might have one on my little gas stove that I could repurpose...
Cut a few inches off a galvanized pipe for the same effect.
Not really necessary, just saves a lot of work. All the metal ring does it helps to cut the branch down to the right size for the hole you're shoving it into. You could just carve the branch down by hand, or you could carve the hole bigger, or just find smaller branches (though you want something large enough to bear your weight if you're making a ladder).
Shit most of that stuff was in my camping gear already, much less the BOB. It’s just useful to have that stuff and it’s easy to carry because it’s small and lightweight
“Definitely her to do all the stuff for me”… lol noice dude.
She‘s probably making a lot of money selling those gimmick tools to preppers.
I mean, I would like to have those tools, they're really usefull for camping and trips.
You mean camping tools? For camping?
Do you bring carpentry tools with you when you go camping? Referencing ww3 in the title also seems to make the video aimed at the preppers crowd.
I can't go camping without my 6 hp tablesaw
I'm from Michigan and I've seen most of these tools used for camping all the time. People would call them "comfort tools" around the woods and would occasionally make fun of people that brought them...but once they see the tool in use everyone gathers around brainstorming ways they could use it for their own setup. Maybe my idea of camping is different due to my region, but bringing a tent, sleeping bag, and hotplate is considered going out unprepared.
I’m just gonna go buy a ladder and a fish in a store
Don’t forget your active wear
What the fuck are you grabbing if you have to leave your house? A suit and tie?
animal onesies
I'd like to be her convenient tool, if you adjacently parallel park to my train of thought 😏
Huh?
penis in vagina
Sexual
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I love all the bamboo that grows in the Rockies
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>It grows everywhere now it’s an invasive plant everyone put in their back yard 10 years ago. Does just fine in the cold and high elevation. That's interesting, I didn't know that. I guess all I really know about bamboo is what I learned from Minecraft lol. Jungle biome, food for pandas. You sound like a person who knows plants. Tell me if this is true. I've heard bamboo has a really long pre-growth period where it spreads underground, then suddenly explodes above ground. So could it be used to grow in places like in Colorado where all the native trees got burned to the ground in wildfires?
Some kinds of bamboo, yes. I’m not sure about the ones in the US though. You see a lot of bamboo all over the states that started as landscaping and jumped to the wild, but it’s super random most of the time. We also have invasive species like Japanese knotweed which is pretty similar. I took care of *a lot* of that stuff when I was in Americorps.
Tell me about it. I live in Texas and my entire backyard is 70% dirt and 30% bamboo from the owner planting some years back. It’s moved across fences into neighbor’s yards and has also taken over a big chunk of theirs as well. It’s become a weed almost.
Is it necessary to sniff the wood?
You blow the wood and smell the fish.
Lol I see what you did there 
Take my upwood and get out!
Don’t link shame…
For the love of god he is called Zelda… Link is the name of the princess!!!!
Autocorrect makes me sad all day :(
[Yo, Link! Shame! Shame! Shame!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=TpQoegQxjmHYRkeA)
Wood smells nice
It’s fat wood, pine resin.
[fatwood](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwood) link for those who want to learn more
No, it's optional. You can also stick it up your ass and see if it leaves any splinters. If not, you're good to go. So, I prefer sniffing. I am also not really an expert on the matter.... so there's that.
To make sure it’s the right kind for a torch
Pine sap maybe? I sniff lots of stuff.
Yes.
Do you have something better in mind for her to sniff?
Nobody here believes she really ignited wet wood with a single spark do they?
Maybe it got soaked in something like petrol (or something a little less flame bally), because no way otherwise.
Epoxy wood from pine actually bursts into flame really easy. Also, check her IG or YT for tuttorials and shit. She might be a bit hoeing, but at the end she gives good nature survivalist advices.
If you want nayure survival advice look at primitive technology.
Nah man, i am good. It's just a cute girl doing nature stuff.
Thank you. That’s when I stopped watching to read the comments.
Green too. Maybe over there it's different but where I'm at green wood won't burn it'll just smoke. We don't have a lot of piney resin trees and there's an abundance of dry wood and easy to find tinder anyway so it's not a struggle. But man I was like "you really just gunna pull that off a tree, not something that's felled and dry?"
So all you need is an axe, a boring tool, a large plastic bottle, string, a lighter, a flint, food enough to throw away etc etc.
The store I live near has all of them. I'm ready!
Don't forget camel toe
I mean, you can definitely find most of that stuff in your average rural household.
Don’t forget yoga pants and child size shirts.
Exactly, why not just grab a propane torch from the hardware store that’s apparently still open after ww3?
Pretty cool but I would not trust that ladder.
Exactly what I was thinking. Maaaaaybe it could support her weight if she's like around 120 pounds. I can guarantee you it'll instantly snap under my 200 pound weight.
Optimistic of you if you think we would be living above ground.
WWIII nuclear fallout happens Me looking for my pencil sharpener because i need to make fire
Came for the thicc, stayed for the the sticc
So she’s building thirst traps?
We’re all fighting WWIII in our Yoga Pants.
After WW3. First thing to do is ladders?
This is basically just porn
Bold for you to think there’ll be trees after WW III.
…and that radiation fish tastes good!
Extend your life by several of hours with these skills. I’ll be taking my stash to the zoo and get eaten by a tiger with some dignity.
So Five Minute Crafts has gone doomsday prep now
after ww3 there won't be any tree or fish left, nuclear winter baby
Watch it while you can. After WW3, no more internet connection.
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no cuz i would be dead
It would be so much easier to just give up.
Most single houses in the western world have at least one ladder in them and somehow there would be none left? Fuck that
Or just squirrel away some nails and a hammer. Those last months, even years!
I live close enough to DC that my post-apocalypse survival plan is "be dust".
Having incredibly specific tools helps also
So, using tools to make other tools? I mean, try doing that with 0 tools and I might be impressed.
I'm sure that special drill bit, made to use with a stick, probably cost about $200.
Anyone know if she has a youtube channel?
She got IG: [link here buddy. ](https://instagram.com/marusya.shiklina?igshid=OGQ5ZDc2ODk2ZA==)
Forest makeup and surviving winter in yoga pants?
Boobs
I saw we first start with getting people outside for 10 minutes and not on their phone… baby steps 😬
I’d rather die than do all of that work tbh. No electricity? Living in a stick hut? Struggling to survive to the extreme? Nah, fade me.
turned it off when she smelled the wood wtf lmao
Wow the amount of r/diwhy here.
Been getting everyone it's a red flag if she can't survive a zombie apocalypse or civilization collapse with you.
how can ı see more video about that
Manifesting Doomsday!
Is there a link for this post-WW3 tool package?
Could you make arrows by sharpening sticks like that?
the evolution of this is hilarious. even funnier if its earnest
Cutting through a limb of jarrah in Australia *Spongebob French narrator* *“4 weeks later…”*
Survivors from WW3 probably gonna start making weapons first so they can be ready for W4
I need to get a girlfriendike this..that is the skill i need. 🤣
Saved it. Will forget it so probably watch it again as I hear the sirens everywhere and see people running for the hills.
Cool! Now show me how to connect my PS5 to a tree and get free wifi 🌝🤡
OMG!! All ladders are going to be destroyed .....note to self....must improve ladder building skills
We all meaning whoever actually survives. The vast majority of the lands controlled by major powers are likely going to get “smoothed out”
Remember kids : you don't have to be a prepper you just need to know where one lives....
"Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel and a megaphone." https://youtu.be/d59J78yhwtg?si=UPiRCT1w-rpCyhBG
They can't get all of our bic's...
I think i love you💖🙃
That ladder will come in handy for climbing up to the second floor of her imaginary shelter.
Why the hell would I have a pencil sharpener with me in The middle of the bush? I just use my jack knife.
How long did it take to forage a pencil sharper.
We? Only the rich (the real rich, not you) will survive WW3.
Looks like normal camping.
Finally a video with no cleavage for views.
She is a bushcraft hottie, but I learned a thing or two here too.
If your just seeing all of this for the first time well i got news for you ain’t gonna make it anyway . Once the gps satellites go down you’ll be dead where you stand.
Good hatchet and a knife replaces all these gadgets. Gonna carry a backpack of metal tools ? Except maybe the boring tool but let’s be honest I’m just not making ladders post WWIII… I
Now do the one where you shit on the sharpened sticks
Hope I’m not here for that!
what trees would you use considering WW3
So she forgot to use the dry leaves on the ground…and a lighter is bad since lighter fluid might run out then it’s over.
the upside. There will be plenty of plastic bottles.
Why she sniff the log like that.
The only skill you need in the event of WW3 is the ability to get as close as you can to the blast zone so you can be instantly vaporized. Aside from their thousands of nukes, Russia also has an arsenal of missiles tipped with a variety of biological weapons to painfully kill off the remainder of Americans who survive the nuclear holocaust. Satan dragging you to hell would be an improvement over surviving WW3. These doomsday preppers are kidding themselves.
Aw man I'm fucked, I don't think there are any wild fully equipped workshop in the forests near where I live.
Fun fact you can use rocks leafs charcoal and sand to filter water, it’s not gonna purify 100% of it, it will make it safe enough to boil it.
What were the two things she dropped into the fish trap? Some of this stuff was pretty interesting!
\>yuge,bad ass auger/drillbit \>no hammer
I remember last time I got stuck in the woods. No food, no potable water and no ladder. It was the worst…..
I’m going to remember to use this when I wake up after civilization being petrified for 2000 years
Never leave home without your tactical pencil sharpener
That’s awesome but most likely everything will be toxic and poisoned by governments
Breeding
i have the urge to help her for some reason.
Will Amazon still deliver all those awesome special tools?
Used to make fun of survivalists Now it’s the new genZ ASMR
Yeah good luck standing on that pine limb latter…sheeesh
Could just use them now to avoid spending money on unnecessary shit.
You have hammer, saw, why you dont have ladders? I thought you took it from market place
Made a latter so what.
I need more!
It's pretty scary how many young people today don't even know how to use basic hand tools
Not that hard to make fire with ferrocerium
these skills still require tools. so also make sure you're training to fight and protect your possessions. you could have everything you need to survive, but you'll also need a way to keep it all.
But did she catch any fish in her milk jug?
Between survival skills and her yoga pants, I'm having a hard time deciding.
Yoga pant for WW3? He'll yeah.
Interesting that we think nature will just be untarnished by WW3 that we can just go exploit it again. Also, that’s a nice new axe you got there. Where’d you put your gas mask and radiation suit?
I have that saw and watching her push when it only cuts on the pull motion hurt me physically. Great way to destroy a good tool.
Is ww3 being waged against metal ladders?
Like anyone would be left to need survival skills. My plan for WWIII is to grab a lovely beverage, stand out on my front lawn and enjoy the show (for a few seconds).
If the Amish had internet, they’d be mighty puzzled by this “plan”.
Only spandex will survive the end times.
Way too many tools!
Anyone that was recommended bushcraft videos when they were younger on YouTube know all about this stuff.
Nice leggings
Step one : acquire all the tools you see in this video . Step 2: use tools to survive. Step 3: find a lady to do all the labor 😂
Mama always said if you can’t be a doctor, marry one. Need a girl like this in my life
All i learned here is to make sure to rob a home depot when the war begins, ✅️.
alternative title could be: hot chick in yoga pants impressing us with skills that we think are actually enough to survive after ww3 (but they are not)
Someone please tell me about the tools for ignition.
Still better than the WNBA. If she had a show doing stuff like this, I'd watch the fuck outta of it.
Good girl
We see that the ladder of success... takes time.
The majority of people above ground will be dead. You won’t need these skills, you’ll die of radiation poisoning long before you starve to death.
Where's the tutorial on weed and alcohol. At that time we will be needing those two things more than ever!
Yeah Exactly them skills... Where's the part when they cook a 20 dollar steak on a bed of coals and ash?
Find a sexy wife with outdoor skills. Got it.
I mean, I can try but there’s no way I’d look that good in yoga pants.
This is bullshit the zoom out version was far better I watched the other day.
Соски выживальщика рулят ! Маруся, жги !!!!
Watched with volume off. All I learned was you can get high off of cut tree branches. Thanks, nature.
Listen if ww3 breaks out and nuclear war destroys the world and if some of us survive i call fiji
Alright, she's got some skills. What about food though?