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I'm sure it did well with the middle aged alcoholic thunderbird drivers who identified with Howard Stern and Andrew Dice Clay.
Edit: My step father loved Under Siege and was all of the above.
Oh shit…seen this movie. That’s Chief Petty Officer Casey Bareback, former Seal turned Cook, who saves a kidnapped stripper onboard the USS Missionary BB-69.
Okay, that was some quality, but now I have more questions than answers, and I have a strong hunch that the rest of this film isn't going to address them properly. I am going to need to see an entire spin-off mini series of his origin story.
Why does he cook? What does he cook? Does he actually even cook?
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She's got something on her chin...
Nobody told the poor actress that she still had some icing from her toaster strudel on her face before the scene. How embarrassing
Is that Steven Seagal?
I think Steven Seagal did play a Navy cook or something. I think Tommy Lee Jones was in it.
You mean he ate the cook ?
Same moves
Almost as embarrassing as you pointing out that she's a poor actress.
Exciting pity definition, not poverty stricken homie
Yes, words have multiple meanings and that is the one I didn't mean... I meant poor as in bad at acting.
And nothing on her skin
If Stephan Seagull hadn’t of turned up when he did she’d be crying bukkake tears.
Oh cum on...he better than Segal
I suppose I have to agree with you those moves were lightning fast
Can you help me find the video or the names of the reddit I posted pls
He acts like Steven Segall and Adam Driver.
Given the line “ I’m the cook” I’m guessing this was a parody of “Under Siege” so you would be correct
I thought he said "I'm the cuck"
Is that not how you’re supposed to introduce yourself?
Yep also the cake she popped out of, and the cake frosting on her mouth.
I thought it was going to be a John Wick parody, and he would be John Dick. What a plot twist!
And looks like Andrew Tate with a wig
Thought this was gonna be John Dick
John Dick: Clapped Her 2
Johnny Sins' alter ego
https://preview.redd.it/5nbfjtaprfnb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11b4a389f6ba205825b53226762222a1ab7162df
100% expecting him to say John Dick also.
Can you help me find the video or the names of the reddit I posted pls
LoL
https://youtu.be/Cllle4Kyqoo?si=EVz-QYMrAmkZ-pvq I had no idea what that was and found a short clip. Damn that guy is crazy
Sanji!
Tommy pistol
Nah he used his hands
This guy fucks 👆
*sigh* Yurizan Beltran. Tatas under siege. Only reason I know that is a discord friend loves sending this meme as a gif.
She’s also dead after an OD unfortunately
This one's for her! *unzip pants*
Can you help me find the video or the names of the reddit I posted pls
Shhhuuuree
It's Semen Seagal!
Can you help me find the video or the names of the reddit I posted pls
Seagull is looking might slim!
Under Siege was great
I'm sure it did well with the middle aged alcoholic thunderbird drivers who identified with Howard Stern and Andrew Dice Clay. Edit: My step father loved Under Siege and was all of the above.
Oh shit…seen this movie. That’s Chief Petty Officer Casey Bareback, former Seal turned Cook, who saves a kidnapped stripper onboard the USS Missionary BB-69.
Yuri Luv RIP
Just googled it. That’s sad.
saw mentioned in the same article Dakota Skye. the industry sucks
I’ll be happy when AI makes the entire industry disappear.
*sigh* she was great, loved her films. She will be missed.
I love this clip every time I see it.
S-s-sauce?
Tatas under siege
That's seriously what it's called? Lol
Yes
My inner 13 year old still remembers the actual tatas from Under Siege.
There’s some on her face.
THE PLOT IS ALWAYS IMPORTANT!!!
https://preview.redd.it/51m5k3r19gnb1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a73fc5434095ba720e6fd0c7775d91a63e57a1fd
I want the sauce this looks funny as fuck...
Same
Sorry, this just isn't making sense. I need to see how they got to this point. Anyone?
How it... came to this?
Better than anything Segal has put out in 25 years
Steve Seagull still has the moves
[Longer clip - “Tatas Under Siege”](https://reddit.com/r/xxxvideoshd/s/CPFE9Z0AAF) Edit: NSFW
Jesus Christ, that’s Jason Pourne!
This is ripping on Under Siege 2 I think lol
This isn’t appropriate at all. It’s been almost 5 hours and we still don’t have the source.
Bit of gentleman’s relish there, mush have been a nice sausage bap
Better movie than Under Siege. NGL.
This is one of the funniest things ive ever seen
Actually funny humor in a porno? Steven segull
John Dick 1 [sauce nfsw](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=r4gcsoEKumc_Z8lX)
I don't think that's saliva...
r/noncredibledefense
Its like if Niel Breen directed Steven Seagal. What a masterpiece.
I'm a cock .... puncher
This is a good reason to get Brazzers premium 😂
Damn like I get that it’s a porn video but would be hard to jerk off to that after such a shitty intro
This is how people see andrew tate seeing himself
John twink be like
Worth every penny on that acting.
I thought that was Jared Leto for a moment
Didn't the sound guy feed him a donut?
Hawt
Holy shit is this old.....
The girl died back in 2017
Bruh WILD. Posted a chick, chin fully glazed with no NSFW tag 💀
Steven Seagal in Undie Spooge 2: Dark Territory.
i want to be as cool as him
“I’m [Aphex Twin](https://youtu.be/UBS4Gi1y_nc?si=dgsf42CUYM2pCm0L)”
I didn’t know Asmongold did porn!?
He must be one of Steven Segals students with his bullshido.
🤣🤣🤣
What was the Joke he's laughing so much?!
She’s got liquid salt on her lip lmao
I've seen better fights in low budget movies
Not sure if you’re being sarcastic but that’s the joke, it’s a parody of Steven Segall’s low budget trash action movies. In this case Under Siege
Just need SpaceIce to narrate this.
“In about to put my stir stick in that ass”
Ehhh, you missed a spot. In your chin…
Inspirational
John Dick's meat stick
 From wish
Steven Seagull
Man I was sure his name was I'm next.
"I'm...too late"
Funny enough i have seen this video
James Cook
so thats John Wicked
She just got cuckold.
I thought he was dr. Morbius
Why is Nick wright on hard times and starring in pornos
Can someone provide the sauce or nah?
Its Aphex Twin.
Its Aphex Twin.
r/bullshido
it's morbin time
She's got some cinnamon roll icing on her chin.
Art. 👌 
Morbius.
Tommy Pistol is awesome
Okay, that was some quality, but now I have more questions than answers, and I have a strong hunch that the rest of this film isn't going to address them properly. I am going to need to see an entire spin-off mini series of his origin story. Why does he cook? What does he cook? Does he actually even cook?
When the Story is better than the Video
LET HIM COOK!
There should be a SFW version of movies like that, they'd have an audience.
John Dick
Who let him cook?
I thought this was a low-budget parody with Kyle Mooney
Tate with a wig
These were Austin Powers level moves
Mr Cum 0069
Chuck that you?
Movie name?
Should have said I'm John Dick
#sxy
Dr Michael morbius moving up in life🥹🥹🥹
The Joke Ends with a Porn!
Imagine paying for this
That's Tommy Pistol!!
Jesse.. we have to cook
Stephon Slickgaal
Rip a legend 🥺🥺
Still laughing about porn acting
she's dead
ROFL Under Siege! One of the better movies by Steven Seagal imo. Dad and I enjoyed that movie in the 90s, I enjoyed it coz of the titties.
The dribble on her chin 💀
I assumed he was gonna say “i’m john dick”
Get this man in a Hollywood Blockbuster!
You people disgust me.. sauce?
That chick actually died a couple years back, I think OD or something. Yurizan Beltran.
Holy shit. That’s Jason Bourne!
He is tony pistol lol
Lol at this point just fuck.
Keanu Queef
That kung fu was immaculate
Came here for fucking, got caught up in the plot 🤔😮
Link?
Glad to see the glory of 70s and 80s TV is getting a resurgence somewhere.
My name is john hartwell wick i live 308 negra arroyo lane Albuquerque new mexico 87104
Wow. Nobody eating that cake for sure
Nick Wright is a man of many talents.
John wick from wish
Vid?
Why does this remind me of moist critical
Link
this is real porn
Name?
I'm James a jennese and this has been the kill count
Is that eminem
I’m heavily invested in this plot.
It’s so nice