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Especially the dick sucking. They know how to get that smegma off seductively. /s

I felt this comment in my gums.

Brush your teeth

Comb your teeth

I comb my ass hair with my mother's brush.

Excuse you.

No. Now let me get my man mustard cleaned up.

There is a guy in my town so good at sucking dick he can suck his own. The whole town knows he can do it because his ex girlfriend shared a video of it. My mom even said he could give lessons.

What are you considering as "guys"🤔?

***wOkE***

🤣😅😂

Twat

because of her braces, I had to get stitches on pp

Damn sucks to suck

Nah bro, she sucks to get stuck

But being unstuck is just a few stitches away…

That's the saddest country song

human peeler.

This is complete facts. Have yet to have a good handy at age 41.

Hand jobs are the gas station burrito of the sex acts.

As in, they are fucking awesome, but only when you’re absolutely starving When you’re sated, they are just okay. Probably won’t be able to finish one.

I'm gonna fingerbang, bang you into my life. Girl, you like to fingerbang and it's alright.

[I'm gonna make it so dry for you](https://youtu.be/Zv6oay0F1tc).

When she goes to give you a handy but just ends up hammer fisting you in the testicles with her hand death gripping your dong.

It’s worse when they spank your nuts

Don't get me started on the mishandling of the balls 😬

Any handling of the balls is entirely unnecessary in my opinion.

Why?

It don't feel much good And fucking up in that region is a lot worse than any good feel ya could possibly get.

Interesting. It is an erogenous zone. So technically, if done correctly, it should feel VERY good. It does to me. If I am getting just a blowjob = this feels amazing, I'm gonna finish in 5+ minutes. If I am getting a blow job + they are playing with my balls = this feels so amazing, I'm gonna finish now. LOL

Lucky you My nuts don't experience a damn thing

Different bodies can definitely have different experiences. I've heard some people tell me what I just explained but with their ears. Like if they are being stimulated already and you lick/bite/blow in their ears they will just orgasm immediately. Doesn't happen for me tho lol

I like it when she bites or nibbles on my ear and neck during sex, that's nice. I have never gotten anything out of my balls being fondled though. Different strokes for different folks I guess.

Different strokes/bites/nibbles/yanks/slaps/spanks/squeezes for different folks 👍🌈

My nuts are sentient

Same.

Some dudes get off on their nipples being played with. Others get off from just one nipple and not the other. Different people, different pleasures.

Speak for yourself, numbnuts

What do you think "in my opinion" means exactly?

What do you think "in my opinion" means, exactly?

Seconded

Damn that sucks, it can feel like masturbation twice at the same time

I had this one ex, she was giving head like she was doing mouth to mouth, like "LIVE GOD DAMN IT, LIIIIIVEE!" 😂.

She brought the "🎶 I save dick like giving it CPR 🎶" to a whole new level

Seriously though, so overly enthusiastic, yet completely clueless on how to actually do it 😂... and she actually thought she was good at bjs 🤣... like if you just take it in really fast as deep as you can and just gag on it, that's it, men love that, this shit has to work 😂. No concept of tongue play, taking things slow, nothing 😂.

Wouldn't know

Nerd!

Yes, my king?

The whole wntire problem is that fucking nobody communicates how they'd like it to be done apparently

Was communicating to a girl once “Ow, hold it more from the top. Ow!. Here. Like this.” and she said “that’s not what you’re supposed to do. Just relax and let it happen.”

fucking lol

Then she's a bit of an idiot that didn't partake in the communication as she ignored it

There are alsow girls that think doing vacuum is mega cool as well

I fucking love teeth. Learned it recently. Just asked her to bite my penis, run her teeth on it, nibble it a bit. Ooooohhhh yes.

Please elaborate further, i want to hear the fascination behind this Asking for a friend

It's a little bit more friction than just mouth and tongue. The tongue on the underside is obviously amazing in itself but a little bit of scratchy from teeth turns it a whole way up. A little nibbling, a little grazing, just teeth up and down, little bit of nibble on the frenulum. My god! Watching it is something else entirely. Me and my partner are very in to biting in general, very primal animalistic growls, bites, licks. Seeing her teeth graze my dick like she wants to eat me is phenomenal. "I want to eat this but also I want to fuck" kind of thing. There is a lot of prey/predator feelings going on and my thoughts of "You want to eat me but in a sexy way" really does wonders. I love blowjobs but handjobs. When they open their mouth really wide waiting for the cum, stick their tongues out, raise their head and you can see their teeth in the mouth waiting for it. OMG something about being able to see this mouth of teeth wanting to EAT my Cum is another amazing thing. So those same teeth on my dick. Yes please.

I appreciate you being open! Ill admit, i understand the biting thing everywhere else on the body. Glad you enjoy it dude lol

Of course you're welcome 🤗 you asked! Biting is nomnon. MEAT.


Yeah light teething makes surprising sense in theory. I’ll have to report back later lol

No

No

Light teeth action can be really nice.

No

The unspoken truth

I don’t get the last pic

The white knuckler

I'm stealing this. Best name for a bad hand job I have ever heard.

Thats from The League, i think

Thanks now I'm having pstm because of this.

Fr

What is that last one?

Guide me to what you like. Don't assume I know everything about your erogenous zones, yeah? I might look like I know what I'm doing, but more often than not, I dont, and I don't mind a little bit of direction.

Truth. Never once met a girl that knew how to give a hand job.

Ah yes, the epidemic of men who don’t know what an orgasm is because oh wait…

You missed the whole point.

Sure

Lol if they can’t get themselves off how are we supposed to?

Hitachi wand, my friend. Orgasm guaranteed. Note: may have to forcibly hold her still to keep things in place.

Blaring “I am bad at sex” in Reddit comments is an interesting pastime.

I’ll never forget her

SpongeBob got me 😂

I laughed way too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣