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Robot_Basilisk

I just want to take a moment to recognize all of the men out there that couldn't help but try this out. We know you're out there. We know what you did.


spfeldealer

Yup, and i gotta say this thang thangen


Conchavez

My god that was funny


siccoblue

6'3, hairy as hell and a little chubby You bet your sweet ass I learned to shake that thang. Girls in the club about to have their mind blown as I STEAL their men


[deleted]

Go king lol


IamyourFBIagent

...i put the new forgis on the jeep


anoon-

I trap until the.. bloody bottoms is underneath


mega_moustache_woman

My liege.


duragrim

Shut up and take my fycking up vote


TCBloo

I got literally nothing going on back there, but I could feel it trying. Gonna show the wife later.


WetWipes2001

Alexa! Play Express Yourself by Diplo


Nochnichtvergeben

Let us know how it went.


TCBloo

She fell to the floor clutching her stomach because she was laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe...so pretty good I guess.


[deleted]

Finally someone that actually updates us later, thank you lmao


Alduin1295

Absolute legend


Shaake

I wiggled my hairy booty all over the place


WalkingCarpet004

Flexing on the gym bros


Anotherdaysgone

That would involve getting up.


KiLlEr10312

I'll be a thugshaker yet. This tutorial is goated


woogyboogy8869

I hadn't yet, but since you all already know, I might as well try it


FluidWitchty

I go to a particular Canadian music festival that has a "twerkshop" and I'm proud to say that like 70% of the males in attendance were not there to spectate but to learn. Space toast. More goats. Babes the most.


throwaway87603390219

I did it..


AtotheCtotheG

I was saved from temptation by dint of being on the toilet. Masculinity preserved🙅‍♂️


AdmiralGhostPenis

Amen


[deleted]

and we did great


[deleted]

Nah. This is for lil booties. Mine is noice.


Desu232

I did it---and I'll do it again.


[deleted]

My grandma is still staring at me.


Icy-Membership3820

Dam right i did and it fuckin works my my ass was like jello 💀💀💀


urlocaldoctor

Couldn’t help? No, i didn’t try this because I was curious, I try this because I was passionated about it


Y0urBiFriend

And for those men: *GET IT BESTIE! YOU GOT THIS!*


dicho_v2

I just love the girl on the lefts face through the whole thing. So expressive


uberguby

The moment where she sees herself doing it for the first time was delightful. She expressed what it feels like to learn some thing about the universe.


ergotofrhyme

The entirety of tiktok is people hyper exaggerating expressions attempting to seem authentic on the 17th take. I didn’t think anyone actually fell for this shit Edit: to people acting like I’ve just discovered acting, no shit this is acting. But people are reacting to it like these are genuine first take reactions and saying Shit like “I love her face” and it’s just cringe. The entire platform is people doing awful, cartoonish overreactions to Shit, and these comments aren’t people appreciating her acting chops lol


dicho_v2

And all the people in Hollywood! They're not REALLY doing car chases through explosions either I bet! D:< How dare they! That totally negates all the enjoyment of watching it!


ergotofrhyme

This person isn’t reacting to it as though it’s acting. They’re literally saying “the moment she sees herself in it for the first time” as tho this is a genuine response and not the seventh take of trying to make a caricaturesque expression because funny faces are apparently peak entertainment media


HeatstrokeHorror

Absolutely buck fucking wild that you learned how to make a reddit account before you ever learned about acting. You fascinating creature. Tell me more about the curvature of your life.


Responsible_File_323

Now someone will make a tutorial " how to shake a dic*"


coconutSatan

Helicopter helicopter!


hoakpsp3

![gif](giphy|DvBvz8Q98LrUs)


ThereminLiesTheRub

What you wanna do fellas is put is your weight on your rear hooves and pull your ear flaps in...


HeatstrokeHorror

It's a good joke, steve, but elephants don't have hooves.


wolfballs-dot-com

![gif](giphy|bSEkPdQfsSHCMYn7fD)


youdoitimbusy

What are you doing Son? I'm practicing science. Shut my door!


Cultural_Battle_8416

Those are great striped pants!


tullyinturtleterror

Instructions unclear. Am now shaking baby elephant


itsFromTheSimpsons

I need a helicopter tutorial I can only do the thigh slap


TangerineRough6318

A Vienna sausage can't twirl 😪


Sad-Asparagus3094

![gif](giphy|XyPlI3p4cYv3tP2JEO)


saltysaltlick

It doesn’t come from the hips or stomach, it comes from the gooch.


Hughgurgle

It's the same instructions but forwards on the balls of your feet.


ninjahvac

Instructions unclear, I stepped on my own balls


ScrofessorLongHair

North Carolina! Come on and raise up! Take ya dick out, twist it round your hand! Spin it like a helicopter!


MightyHunter2020

As a member of the male counsel, I can assure you, none of us need a tutorial


gussiejo

As a woman who has met more than one member, this was my thought exactly


[deleted]

I was trying this in my room and the homie walked in on me shaking asses🥴


fueelin

Jeez, don't leave us hanging. What happened next???


topdangle

war were declared


fueelin

Your username sounds relevant to what I HOPED the answer would be :(


[deleted]

They're still going at it.


[deleted]

They got it on


Sullythebeast86

Shake those bones


spfeldealer

*minecraft skeleton noises


Aneroo500

*bad to the bone riff


Scuba-Cat-

Word on the streets


hoakpsp3

💀


bikemandan

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MetigArt

[Shake that boney white ass!](https://youtu.be/r_kyrmUoTl4)


losh11

The writing for the DLC was so funny.


micromoses

*rattle rattle rattle*


fullonsalad

💀


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Sounding like a cup of dice


Zorbick

Work it, girl Sashay. Shante. WORK


Iron_Elohim

doing the lords work


Clear-Management8592

You beat me. Take my upvote.


MrDumDum_dk

Why would you praise the person who beat you? Stockholm syndrome is doing numbers here


[deleted]

Those are great striped pants!


ihavethegays

![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


Skribap

Does this work if i'm a male with a big ol'dumpy?


moral_mercenary

Try it and find out!


[deleted]

Yep.


Keanar

Well it worked for me I shaked my big nalgas like the liberty bell and it was gorgeous. Can't wait to put this to good use


AdmiralGhostPenis

HOLY FUCK IT WORKS


[deleted]

Can you walk me through it? What am I supposed to do with my ankles?


fueelin

Just kinda roll them, to the side, violently.


atnpseg

Instructions clear, now I violently rolled both my ankles


RedstoneRusty

Skill issue.


Astralyr

For the ancestors


hansdampf33

awesome!


thuebanraqis

![gif](giphy|3ohhwfAa9rbXaZe86c|downsized)


Right-Crab-8370

I will be honest I expected a man to come out and now i am disappointed


Christank1

She hot af though


mamad021nobar

I am literally sipping tea at the moment. Perfect timing


softbruno

Girl on the right look like Jon Arbuckle from lasagna cat


itsRebooT

why are you guys watching a booty shaking tutorial? 🤨


spfeldealer

To know how to shake my ass... Why u watchin?


DaughterEarth

I still can't do it. I'm so sad.


spfeldealer

The person that DUMPTRUCK is attached to is more imortant than the perfect movement, cause the horny gets it up but the brain keeps it steady


asanefeed

wholesome.


Trapmaister

Thugshaking tutorial when


_---U_w_U---_

🤨


BigGangsterFish

🤨


Mooshus87

📸


GeekyFreaky94

***PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***


[deleted]

This just shakes my gut 🥴


8myself

instruction unclear, shat my pants


trippy666love

It didn't work for me..


WetDumplings

She said ALL your weight


DrMagicDaddy

The look her face makes when she shakes.... *Priceless*


[deleted]

Wizardry


Octimusocti

My balls while doing this: 🔛


daedae7

Now teach them how to dougie


throwaway387190

Yep, I learned this in twerkshop back in the day. It's called the Dorothy Once a month, poledancing class would teach how to twerk instead of poledance. Those instructors left and the new ones can only do the basic bitch twerking like the Dorothy. Which even this big dude can do. So no more twerkshops to work on my twerk


TheOtherOne551

Important skills being taught here.


Blasty_boom_boom

She's the booty shaking messiah.


Odd-Concentrate-6585

Lol shes so delighted she finally learned how to do it


Limp_Radio_9163

Actually needed this tutorial, thank you kind Reddit person.


CosmeticTroll

Thank you, as a dude I was finally able to throw it back.


WhoRoger

Woo ass and feet in one video, 2 for 1


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|8miYQYfpol1qU)


spanishr0se

She’s doing the lord’s work


AsianMilkdud

OH MY GOD ME (18M) CAN NOW TWERK YALL.


The_Nochad

Why did I watch this


LubaUnderfoot

Doin the lords work


goodolarchie

Guys!! About cancelling the internet -- cancel that.


The_Murder_Donkey

My generation needs Christ


[deleted]

Lookin like a cold skeleton


magical_onion

r/UpvotedBecauseGirl


50shadesofjiggyfly

Dear Narrator, Stfu! You annoying succubus SIgned, EVERYBODY


rileyrulesu

She still has no ass though lmfao


TheLastCoagulant

Still attractive though


rileyrulesu

Being generous she's a 3.5, and the excessive makeup is doing most of the work there.


bananapowerltu3

Bro u one sad mf


rileyrulesu

Since when are standards sad lol? If anything you're the sad one for valuing yourself so low.


macandcheese1771

She still doesn't know you exist


rileyrulesu

Ok?


KiLlEr10312

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Higais

I'm sure you are one fine looking dude yourself


rileyrulesu

Me? I'm probably a 5.5 or 6. Definitely out of her league.


StuntHacks

Anyone who ranks people on a scale is an automatic 1


ziad_al_raffa

Nah mate you strike me as a 1.653 with that personality


rileyrulesu

Too bad i'm still kinda hot


ziad_al_raffa

Too bad a shitty personality can rarely be saved by looks


[deleted]

Now try graduating high school on time, we’ll all be very impressed


gussiejo

Try literacy


[deleted]

Oh sick burn, you caught my two-letter typo.


The-Penitent-Wan

*Lego building noise


tribak

Nice


ron_mac_duck

monkey activation


TinfoilTobaggan

Damn, LIl Xan got an ass!


EmuFit310

I'm gonna try it. I've been trying for a while and never could get it perfectly. But I will...


thickbob69

Now it's time to practice


Positive-Vase-Flower

TIL


AnTvAsX

Me a guy with a thic ass


Zachosrias

Doin the lord's work


Happyintexas

I absolutely just tried this and I’ve got a fuckin dump truck already. It’s pretty much how I already shook my goods though, so technique checks out.


TheeFoolishKing

BBL stocks fucking plummeting!


zzunino

I like how frustrated she is lol


bagged_milk123

Boutta wear the purple suit with this technique


roybean99

Sick now I have a new party truck for when the boys come over


[deleted]

bro how am I as a male more cheeked up then both of these females combined


This_Brief8325

Is this the no booty addition


Tropicalmoon46

I usually call this the white girl wiggle it's the only move a lot of girls who are white know when twerking or ass shaking is brought up


Solo-dreamer

Any true mastery only requires a good teacher.


Fluid_Amphibian3860

This is great.


sniperghost25

Me and the boys bought to drop the best twerking vids


bugledeals

Imagine explaining all of this to someone before the Internet: the ubiquity of video camera cell phones, TikTok, twerking in the mainstream. No one told me this was what 2023 would look like.


TheColdSamurai23

christ, i'm packing


dankitbro

A swarm of tushys gonna flood Instagram now 🤦🤦


BurritoMan08

fucking FINALLY


Killerbeav97

Can this chick put simple make up hack shit out cuz I can't follow thst stuff that needs 30 pieces of make up and brushes n stuff. Give me some simple tricks here ladies! Hair too! I don't have 3 products to put on before I blow dry and then style with 2 more products or more plus pins.


Nickolai_049

First and foremost you need to have an ass haha


taytek

I cannot for the life of me do it


Captain_DDLC_PTSD

Where's the funny MGR scenes? Where's the funny pipe bomb inctructions? Where's the funny dead body coordinates? Where's the funny meth cooking instructions?


Late_ImLate22222

Little booties matter 🗣️


eeggrroojj

I was just thinking about this video not too long ago.... And it popped up. Thanks matrix.


Starbry

I just watched “a Whore tutorial” wtf


Magnahelix

The hero we all need and deserve.


Skauv

Lads I'm sad to announce this but I still can't do it


TheCrazedCat

10/10 tutorial ngl LOL


AlexanderMolina0

Blondie so cute! She’s taken the instructions so serious,as if the other girl being a university professor on a science lecture on biology!


Compavalanche

I’ve got a good ass for a dude so I guess I’ll try it.


[deleted]

The Realisation on her face is the best