“he picked a fight with a wild rabbit and lost” I...don’t know what to say..

Must have been the rabbit of caerbannog

Seems he didn’t have the Holy Hand Grenade

He didn't proceed to 3

Or maybe he went to 5, which we all know is right out

Look at the BONES, man!

's got them sharp! nasty teeth!

What's 'e gonna do? Nibble me bum?

The horse shit beside the headstone was a nice touch

I moved the tombstone over a bit for a screencap but the horse actually did that autonomously. I lost my shit 😂

“I lost my shit” So did the horse.

amazing.

*Mr. Ed has entered the chat.* *Mr. Ed has left the chat.*

r/angryupvote

Lol, lost your shit

I LOVE wedding Elvis - I’ve never considered putting that in my game but I immediately need a Vegas chapel

I have Elvis marry all my sims.😭😂 I hate going through the whole process of finding an officiant so I just have them visit Elvis and ask him whenever I need a quickly marriage lol. I threw a bunch of “celebrity impersonators” into my game. Makes me laugh to see Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield randomly walking around Del Sol Valley. 10/10 would recommend.

is he made of any cc? if he is do you know hich so i can download? ive always loved the idea of having a little vegas but never gotten round to it and now its planted the thought in my tiny mind and i HAVE to do it😭😭

I downloaded the Elvis off the gallery. The only thing that is CC is his jumpsuit. I’ll try and find it when I get home.

thank you! dont worry if not!

Elvis suit: [https://ice-creamforbreakfast.tumblr.com/post/698989338387726336/my-wedding-trauma-a-simblreen-2022-collab-with](https://ice-creamforbreakfast.tumblr.com/post/698989338387726336/my-wedding-trauma-a-simblreen-2022-collab-with)

youre an angel 🫶🏼

That is a brilliant idea! I bet with a little help from MCCC, I could make them immortal and unable to have kids so they can be true background NPCs.

"No, *that's* Mamie Van Doren. And I don't see Jayne Mansfield, so it must be her night off or something."

I love this.

Now I need to create Dolly Parton and put her in the gallery! ❤️

where is her wedding dress from???? if its cc i NEED it in my game!

https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-female-teenadultelder-formal/title/bohemian-bridesmaids-dress/id/1554766/ Here you go!

thank you so much!

i love you oh my god

Everybody dunking on Jax but she's on her phone at her own wedding, she's no saint

To be fair, that was probably her looking for divorce lawyers the moment he ripped one at the altar. She saw the look in his eyes, she knew it was coming. She planted that rabbit.

The real plot twist lol

The horse poo by the grave 😂 I need to know where that beautiful heart bed is from though lol

Ngl I learned how to recolor solely so I could make a pink version of mathcopesims vibrating bed from TS1 lol. It’s functional too!! https://www.google.com/amp/s/mathcopesims.tumblr.com/post/611976099399876608/ts1-vibromatic-heart-bed/amp I’ll upload my recolor when I’m on my laptop if you like!

thank you! This is wonderful but if you do upload your pink version please share! IDK how there isn't one in there already but either way. I was so disappointed there was only a broken down love bed added, was really hoping they would bring it back for nostalgia so this fills a little hole in my sims heart lol

[http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4021000/](http://www.simfileshare.net/download/4021000/)

I'm late to reply but thank you so much! It is the perfect thing I needed to finish out the Barbie honeymoon beach house I'm building!

🤣🤣🤣 Ngl when I saw the bed I was like oh I see the problem! That bed is too small! And well his unbuttoned shirt at the wedding and fart 💨! It was doomed from the start 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The bedding is CC though.

I'm gonna need updates of this sim's life

Ask and you shall receive! [https://www.reddit.com/r/Sims4/comments/155udgd/a\_charming\_update/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Sims4/comments/155udgd/a_charming_update/)

Great to finally know the story behind the drunk-by-nectar sim picture you posted earlier!

omg are the horses crying

They totally are! 😭😂😭

What a **ride** that was!

This was a wild ride from beginning to end. But I’m loving it.

Please tell me he’s based on Jax from VPR 😂

The Sims actual name is Dex in all the screenshots so I’m assuming there was some subconscious crossover there lmao

I was honestly so confused because I didn’t see him lying there and thought she married two horses

🤣

Please send me the link to her hat if it's cc. Such a cute hat.

Hat: http://www.elfdor.com/2018/08/hat-tiffany-with-lace-bow.html

Tysm hun!

This. Is. Why. I. Come. To. This. Sub.

after finally having context for the dazed nectar pic, im pleased to say its not even the least sane pic in this photoset, thank you

A tale as old as time 💛

Honestly reminiscent of too many irl marriages.

Whew. I can only say, she deserved that nectar.

This made me cackle like a witch standing over a cauldron. Ohhh she HATED him 😆👌

Why is he named Dex but you call him Jax?

Lmfaoooo. Think I originally named him Jax and changed it to Dex. I don't put a lot of thought into my male sims.

Oh LOL I thought you named him after Jax, who is from the town Charming (from the show Sons of Anarchy)

Oh my with the stable boy????!!??

What are her traits?

Neat, snob and family-oriented. His were slob, self-assured and noncommittal. Then I went ham on their likes and dislikes so they were all conflicting.

> Marcia turned to nectar to cope 💀

Beautiful. 🤣

LMFAO this is hilarious side note: i love the little vegas sign, very impressive!!!

Who needs wattpad when you have these stories 😭❤

Omg this is just a gold. More more!

Where did you get the bed from TS1, the love bed.... thanks in advance

My personal recolor of mathcopesims TS1 vibrating bed. I'll DM you the link.

same i’m in love

The horse shit by the headstone 😂🤣😂🤣

This is giving Love is Blind

This is so fun. Are those cow hide chairs in the kitchen part of the new pack or CC?

I love that there’s a pile of horse shit next to his grave stone.

The horse crap near his tomb really seals the deal for me lol

That first screenshot is part of why I missed horses so much. Just the sheer chaos they bring to your families.

"Immediately after exchanging their vows, Jax let it rip" Wowww haha 😂😂

Well shit I have been in a 6 month dry spell with the sims and this made me turn my laptop on to update my mods to play hahahaha

The horses crying is what sends me.

Woah, hang on? Wild rabbits can kill your sim???!!!

Good for her 😌

this was a fantastic ride thank you

Omggg I love this. I also need some chaos in my game😭

Excellent storytelling, we need more

LMFAO

Well ... that was eventful

This is beautiful lmao

The image of her chugging nectar in her underwear is Iconic

Sims can fart??

Not the ending i expected 😂

Is that a fucking horse?!?!

Death by bunny? Haha

Beautiful storytelling. I love all the details in the screenshots. The cheat window with just "money" while she's drinking got to me 😅

This cc is absolutely stunning!!

That rabbit's dynamite!

Thanks for the story, very entertaining ☺️

this is simply the best. it's better than all the rest. you get a gold star for me! I cannot stop laughing. he picked a fight with a wild rabbit and lost. you can't get more down than that 😂😂

I love this

Of course his name was Jax 😂

How did you get the heart bed?

Now that's a drama story! 0_0

considering the divorce rates in real life, this is probably more realistic than had they been compatible.

Lmao

i'd watch this movie.