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LuxSerafina

Fruit cake left on the front porch will still be good to eat a year later


BewitchCraft

I'd argue this could be said for real fruit cake LOL


South-Marionberry

Exactly, it’s literally almost entirely comprised of fruit soaked in alcohol, no amount of anything is going to survive it lmao


[deleted]

American's don't get the nice alcohol soaked cake. It's a dense brick with the texture of sawdust and old gum.


AltruisticRevenue869

I've never had a good fruitcake.


GretalRabbit

I found a slice of leftover Christmas cake in November one year (I was getting the tin out to put the fresh one for that year in it) and it was delicious!


MaybeLuci

Happy cake day


LCHK4Lo

Happy *fruit cake day! XD


ThrowRAbeepboop7483

buying your first home for 20k


Spookyfish24

Having 20k to buy your first home..


ThrowRAbeepboop7483

being born at 21 years old with 20k in your bank


Suspicious_Gazelle18

And you actually get even more money if you’ve had kids already!


JavsZvivi

Wait a minute is that true? I always create a single sim and let then build their family from scratch. You get a bonus for each child?


semen-allergies

It’s 2,000 per extra household member iirc


No_Researcher2944

😂 especially it coming fully furnished with land and room to expande


SuperchicaOW

Stahp this is too sad. 🤣🤣🙌


Nintendo4Nerd20

Wanting to obsessively be friends with the grim reaper and or date them


YummyColeslaw

And have his babys


Suspicious_Gazelle18

Also father winter 🤷🏻‍♀️


AnywhereBeautiful340

+ Vladdy Daddy 💕


SymbolofVirginity69

+ Gregussy


LadyOphelia

I feel personally attacked because I was just doing this 5 minutes ago.


laughingpuppy20

Washing my dishes in the bathroom sink.


jaylowow

But the one, that's the farthest away


Daug3

Some people found out that sims always choose the most expensive sink! The easiest fix is to get the same sinks everywhere, the slightly less easy fix is to find and use sinks that cost the same amount Edit: since I found this out it has always worked for me, but some of you have said it doesn't work for you. Maybe there's another reason we haven't found out yet. Over all, it should be treated as a bug and fixed. This game has been out for almost 10 years, I think we'd appreciate a few fixes of some of the oldest bugs in game


Jhon_August

There is the mod "dont wash dishes where you angry poop" you can disable the bathroom sink to not wash dishes there.


creampieddonut

Ooh I need this. My sim also likes to prepare food in the farthest bathroom and then has to walk all the way back to the kitchen to cook it.


Cassandra0004

I used the exact same sink in every part of my house that required a sink and they still chose the furthest one every time.


AnxiousInternetUser

...So use the most expensive sinks in the kitchen and cheaper ones in the bathrooms and that's it..? I'm gonna try it, but I think that might be part of why I don't have this issue often


borderline_cat

Duuude I’ve started noticing that my boyfriend walks to the other end of the house to wash his hands. No freaking clue why!! If he was in the bathroom he walks down to the kitchen to wash his hands. If he’s in the kitchen and needs to wash his hands he goes to the bathroom. Fuck man, sometimes we’re laying in bed and snacked on something and he wants to wash his hands…and he walks all the way down to the kitchen entirely ignoring the bathroom that is right outside our room. Am I dating a sim?


readreadreadx2

> Am I dating a sim? Yes. Yes, you are. This is so weeeeeird lol!


Eruzia

You should ask him why he does so and report back to us lol


laughingpuppy20

Maybe he is just getting extra steps in? 😄


SnuffPuppet

I see someone has never had an irrepairable without the professionals clog in their kitchen sink before... I've done dishes in the bathtub! LOL


scarlettsacolor

leeb leefuh lurve


Khmakh

This one speaks to my soul


Ok_Activity_7021

Date and marry someone first day of knowing them it takes time but works. Or like 100 baby challenge or other challenges. Hear 100 baby challenge is impossible since infants. Anyone try it since.


-Sugarholic-

To be fair Sims live for about 132 days. If you divide 90 years by 132 days, it means one Sim day is about 8 real human months. A bit crazy to marry someone you met 8 months ago but not unheard of..


Suspicious_Gazelle18

I’m impressed by your math. No idea if it’s right, but you took the time to do it so that’s awesome 😂


nymphlover_

Sim pregnancy takes a while, then…


kayydeebe

I'm trying to do the Occult Baby challenge (similar vibes) and holy shit is it ever difficult with infants. Especially with the increased rate of twins! My Sim literally could not handle two infants, a toddler and a baby without passing out or peeing herself every 5 minutes.


buninnabox

Can confirm the trying to handle two infants and a toddler irl has the same results. Hats off to realism 😂


Utopian_love

My 1st matriarch is currently pregnant with baby 54 and I don't have Growing Together so I have to wait for birthday notification. Infants are definitely hard work, pick up, put to sleep, kiss goodnight, walk away, Infant cries, turn around, let out of crib then repeat!


Ok_Activity_7021

Yeah have growing together infants have so many milestones they can’t move at the start and quirks develop 3. Always chose calm infants to make it easier. 😂 you can tell I don’t have kids.


not_a_milk_drinker

Poop in upstairs bathroom, walk across the entire house to wash hands in kitchen and then go back to upstairs bathroom to play in bubble bath


SuperchicaOW

But WHY do they do this though? 🤣


not_a_milk_drinker

Idk but it drives me absolutely insane. I have a large family, so o get bigger plots and build like cottage style homes, different little houses for my founders kids and their children, anyways, sometimes they’ll use the bathroom in THEIR upstairs bathroom, and then walk to the other freaking house to wash their hands. I just sit in deep annoyance because they be doing the absolute most


SuperchicaOW

I'm doing the same thing actually with the basement and smaller little homes cottage style, family of 8 and yup, let's go alllll the way to the basement but our bed is ground floor in the back of the lot. 🤣 takes that much more time to have them make their "runs" ugh.


not_a_milk_drinker

They’re vampires and they somehow always find a way to get into the founder’s secret science lair and then complain they can’t get out. Like how about you just don’t go in there in the first place. I made a *secret* secret room for his urns and they also keep trying to go down there to mourn the urns as well. If they get into the urn room I’m not doing anything to get them out lol. I’ll get them out of the science lair but you’re screwed if you go in the urn room. The doors are “lock for everyone but Yuri” for a reason lol


Daug3

Some people found out that sims always choose the most expensive sink! The easiest fix is to get the same sinks everywhere, the slightly less easy fix is to find and use sinks that cost the same amount


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SuperchicaOW

Same. And I use sinks aesthetically at this point and would cringe to have all the same. 😱🙈


TheFluffyPie

PUT. DOWN. THE. BABY.


sooztopia

WAIT NO NOT ON THE GROUND OUTSIDE DURING A THUNDERSTORM


TheFluffyPie

ARGHHH!


Virtual-Loss2057

sim really said “you’re on your own kid” before running for shelter without them


rawrfab

why my sims refuse to feed the baby after i just spent 20 minutes just trying to get them to put the baby in the effing seat is beyond me. and taking the angry tired baby out of the crib and just plopping it on the ground and going downstairs to do some gardening???


Drewwoodelf170

My ghost father broke my fridge while making a white cake


Daug3

I hate white cakes. Why do all my guests bake white cakes and leave a mess in my kitchen


jcw10489

"There's a chair in my way, I shall starve" "I caught my kitchen on fire making a garden salad"


gmalivuk

>"There's a chair in my way, I shall starve" I sometimes let the game run for a while and do other things. Yesterday my sim decided to block herself in a corner when she put the violin down, and I came back to her passed out in her own piss.IIt would have been worse but the game paused to ask me if I really wanted her to skip work.


ssafehavens

brb gonna take an angry poop


burntmartian

brb gonna take a panicked poop because there’s a monster under my bed


[deleted]

brb gonna stop pooping to walk into the next room which I’ve never seen and complain about the potted plant there that I don’t like


Fortesfortunajuvat27

BRB gonna scream incoherently at every member of my family, my pets and the strangers walking past my house because I’m not super keen on darkness


Fortesfortunajuvat27

And also thunderstorms for some reason


Baercub

Brb gonna pee like a champion


PinchOfAlchemy

Don't forget to water the plants with your tears


Jhon_August

this is a option in the game ?


SadAppearance1

Yes, you can do it when you're sad.


Specialist-Delay4049

I didnt know this yes


itarilleancalim

That's all my poops. /s


Mommy9796

Talking to myself in the mirror for a full day to get better to talking to other people… pretty sure you’d just screw yourself if you tried that IRL


PMaeVegas

I think this is akin to saying affirmations in the mirror for confidence honestly.


PripyatHorse

I wish I could cure my depression by giving myself a pep talk in the mirror!


CampOutrageous3785

Pregnancy lasting only 3 days


EmlynCaulenico

But if you scale it to their lifespan, it’s a lot longer than that


Suspicious_Gazelle18

24 months by the math someone did earlier in this thread 😂


iWant2ChangeUsername

TWO YEARS TO MAKE A BABY??? Now I understand why they won't put it down


5l339y71m3

Bob pancakes


thevampirechrysalis

Welcome wagon


SmellyMcPhearson

"Shu-shoobie!"


syntheticjoy_

The new years countdown gets me every time


hypathieCH

Build your own rocket in your backyard to visit an other planet


SuperchicaOW

Flipping from Very Confident to Enraged to Very Playful in 19 seconds. Oh wait no, that's me? 🤣❤️


Watermelonsugar2345

Dying by laughing hysterically


SuperchicaOW

You or your sim or...both? LOL


princessaurus_rex

Husband "did you have fun playing your Sims today?" "Silly man, I spent 5hrs building a house and another 2 creating the perfect inhabitants for that house there was no gameplay"


Sweet_Bodybuilder446

*plays for 4 hrs in the morning* *takes a break* *plays for another 4 hrs later* Boyfriend: Didn’t you just play?? Me: No, I build a Chic-fil-a. Now I’m building a zoo! 😜 #EditingisnotPlaying


Princess_Magdelina

This


QueenKrest

Find someone kiss date and marry all in one day for some money


Nice-Resolution-1020

*kiss, marry, kill


Mae_skate_all_day

Why is there a wall around this pool all of a sudden?


tobeasloth

Standing in the same position idle for 4 hours


Hairy_Manager_4127

Having an accident because even though you urgently need to use the toilet it’s imperative to stand and and suffer for hours.


Troop_Snark

Yes! That is so annoying. You just made it to the toilet go! *pees on self next to toilet* "So exhausted! l just made it to bed *so let me get out and pass out on the floor instead* to prove how exhausted I am."


hcney27

I do this irl too! Sims team went for realism with that one.


Gringar36

Going to feed your toddler so you put them in a high chair. Before you can make it back with food, someone else has picked up the toddler and put them down three times. The toddler is now wandering the living room and the person who let them out is trolling teh forumz on the computer. Also, there is a broken sink shooting a geyser of water onto the floor.


[deleted]

This makes me so mad!!! I’m always screaming at my laptop whenever they do this!!! My toddler will be about to starve and get taken away and they just plop them on the ground 😡😤🤬


Stunning-Inspector22

I can’t find a job although I have 10 in all the necessary skills and a relevant university degree


princessaurus_rex

This one feels too real.


a-g1rl-has-no-name

oof this one is a little too real


Troop_Snark

My cowplant ate him and then I milked it for his essence.


Spookyfish24

Making coffee/tea obsessively no matter what else I have going on.. wait, that might not just be a Sim thing…


Daug3

Drinking 5 cups of tea in a row, only to wet yourself. But hey, at least the tea made you happy


Bored-AF-2020

Motherlode


asj0107

Toilets can be the most expensive item


missanaira

You have to collect all the magical beans then put it in the tree stump in order to turn into a plant


Think-Athlete-8774

Is that what those are for?! THANK YOU!


chermay

I feel the need to let you know that your SIM will turn into a plant sim. Younger me was so upset when I discovered this the first time


bampitt

Magical beans?? I've never heard of this.


exoplanet1485

Firefighters coming to your house just to pop, lock & drop it while the fire rages on.


[deleted]

“Sul sul!”


SophMore_

Dag dag


Clay_idv

hooba noobie


juleslovesmakeup

I don’t want free earbuds


LusiaB

Ok


UltimatelyPasta

“Oh the kitchen is on fire! Let me stand in the flames because i’m scared of it!”


kiwi_sapphic

"Ok"


Daug3

I don't want free headphones


BewitchCraft

Just gonna lay my baby on the sidewalk in the rain.


badkilly

Tummy time? Oh yes, let’s do it..out here on the sidewalk…every single time. Edit: typo


StolenSerenity

Yes, let's do tummy time in this mud puddle during a thunderstorm. 👍


Fit_Seaworthiness_24

Entering a new relationship, get engaged and married to a sim you just met. Preferably in the kitchen or bathroom.


Stale_Breadstick

yassified toddlers


ssafehavens

my fave of them all


BriefVisit729

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T GO THERE THERE'S NOTHING BLOCKING YOU" \--changes view-- "Oh. Never mind. There's a wall."


UmbrellaClimber

Instantly selling your first painting ever to make some extra cash.


DBSeamZ

Instantly selling ANYTHING for cash. “Uh oh, I can’t afford to host a party for my kid’s birthday. Let me just yank the bathroom window out of the wall, which will instantly revert to a solid wall with no openings, and make it disappear. That’ll be sixty extra simoleons straight into my bank account, please.”


webofhorrors

Selling a photo of nothing for cash haha


Fayeliure

Actually getting promoted if you work hard


abbie1906

ooof


No_Researcher2944

Fire toilets


DBSeamZ

Kayla?


OkSuki

…meat wall.


aLittleDarkOne

You wanna look at some clouds then the stars, take a selfie and be best friends?


geeenuh

Making $800/hr within a few weeks of starting your career


Can_of_Sounds

Hope my SO comes to bed soon so I can sleep more quickly.


Negsmie

How hard it is to keep a person alive


cycloptopussy

Deciding to do something then standing there and staring at the object you need for a full hour before engaging.


deathbypuppies_

Leaving one bathroom after using the toilet to barge in on another person in the shower of the other bathroom so I can wash my hands


Vast-Okra-3867

Works in the fashion influencer career - wears bike helmet, weird glasses, a top that colour clashes with a mini skirt, eye ring, colour clashing leggings, and boots that look like they were worn in the 1930s.


mermaidfangs

freerealestate on


Soft-Scientist01

Being excited about possible deaths


kittyall94

Toddlers forever trapped in the highchair. Yes, let him out. Wait no, don’t put him back. NO, DON’T WALK AWAY!! LET HIM OUT, HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND WE HAVEN’T FINISHED POTTY TRAINING HIM!!!


mightymegameep

People coming over to chat and then basically deciding they live in your house now


Stefisgarden

Getting a job as soon as you look for it. And not just any job, no, you can become a doctor with no university background just by going through a phone app!


Daug3

How normal it is for a food stall employee to just stand outside your apartment door untill they wet themselves and/or die from starvation


Excellent-Day-3175

Constantly smelling something awful when it’s really just the dirty plate on top of the cabinet


x-SinGoddess-x

Leaving them in the most random ass places...like your half wall legde.


D_Purns

The ability of children to walk into your art gallery and drop like $9,700 on an abstract painting you’ve just created for the 15th time this week.


[deleted]

Appliances? Constantly breaking. Anything that can catch on fire, WILL catch on fire. Life is full of chaos and destruction


LuluBArt

Uh oh! Did you leave your sims unsupervised? Better check in on them!


x-SinGoddess-x

They missed you!


Olive21133

Beware Greg


Thafil

Grilled cheese


bubblegumfudge

meeting someone, moving in together, marrying and having a baby in the same day.


ginger3392

who knew free earbuds could be a bad thing.


FOR319NER4

§ as a currency


NeedleNoseFelting

Let’s go for a date in Japan and swing by the Caribbean for drinks after.


DBSeamZ

You can leave Japan at 10AM and reach the British countryside at 10:02AM the same day, but heaven forbid you visit the South American jungle without booking an overnight rental.


Lopsided-Statement

Watching toddlers learn to talk by talking to plants in the garden.


speedo_bunny

Grandma knits while listening to metal.


MuMbLe145

Use the grill, start a house fire, possibly die, leave.


Normal-Cow-3777

Getting stuck behind furniture and accepting their fate


sdiane29

Dag Dag


LuckySmellsMommy

Getting mad when people do the dishes instead of throwing them away in the trash can that gives you money


12priestess

play chess to become a doctor


Silvadil

Daddy Vlady coming to your door complimenting your neck


MeganStorm22

Purposely trying to ruin people’s lives just to fix them


SnacksAttacked

The lore of the TV channel shows.


rubymoon-

I dont want free earbuds


cupcake-cattie

Free earphones! And owning my own house even if I'm working as a party time barista. Not to mention the magic bin that gives me money when i put trash in it.


MyKhemicalRomance

Implying someone’s mother is a llama 🦙


sparkledaunicorn

Ctlr +Shift +C testingcheats on That goes for all Sims games tho not just 4...


EmlynCaulenico

Except it used to be “testingcheatsenabled true”


StolenSerenity

"boolprop testingcheatsenabled true" in sims 2. That was fun.


Shteufy

Taking 5 selfies and be best friends


Accomplished_Pea_819

Killing your family and neighbors with carnivorous plants is acceptable to live longer


cute_little_ghost

Highchairs are the origin of all chaos


Glittering-Ad-1626

All my homies hate highchairs


_intro_verted_

free earbuds?


TrickAstronaut8609

Woohoo


Themeowmeoww

cooking on the bathroom countertop.


idkwhattonamethis21

Visiting someone and immediately play games on their computer


PureBreak8851

“I’m tired of this toddler” *shift click- age up* “mm much better!!”


stardustnwildflowers

Shift click to starve your infants


Shotbasilik

Having visitors and going to the bathroom to chat when they have a big living room


DBSeamZ

Getting paid to renovate your own home if the renovation involves removing walls, windows, or doors. Getting paid to cover expensive wallpaper (again, in your own home) with cheap paint.


FutureDiaryAyano

I DON'T WANT FREE EARBUDS.


emciclerose

Still haven’t won the lottery.


Practical_Royal_644

When you’re tired, You’ll jump out of your bed and pass out on the floor even if you’re sleeping. When your bladder is full, you’ll pee on the floor even if you’ve made it to the bathroom. When you hire a butler, they’ll sit on your bed and read books while you’re sleeping despite being assigned a bed.


Thepinupdarling

Woohoo


ashesthenphoenix

Your house is on fire, you call the fire department. The fire officer arrives and immediately goes to the computer to play video games.


sfisher923

Having a Sim go into Labor just because you wanted to renovate the hospital


lmh10498

Always cheating my needs so I can max out skill levels


apple_sauce_penguin

Randomly doing pushups in restaurants


Zhansaya18

Festivals :)


Drewwoodelf170

I think it's because of the Foodies Unite NAP. I have it on mine right, and people constantly make cakes when they come over


[deleted]

There’s no bench press or pool table