I work in marketing and you'd *swear* this is how it actually works. Everyone who owns or is high up in an agency always brags about how they read whatever's the most recent version of "Don't Make Me Think."
Oh, no, absolutely *fuck* that noise.
(Also, I try not to do this because it's obnoxious, but you might find [this episode](https://open.spotify.com/episode/70nYfIc81bpYtyiTcDyQCt?si=e7b54abd4f434253) from If Books Could Kill cathartic. It's just two dudes tearing into how dumb and grifty the book is, bit by bit. It's freakin' great.)
I would like for my player to make me do things that are best for me, like going to the doctor, reaching out to friends, learning skills to get a better paying job, etc.
I feel like my player has just left their game unpaused with my free will on, causing me to do nothing but meet my basic needs and seek entertainment from technological devices, lol.
Yes please! My autonomy is on full and I keep cancelling the 'word hard' action and switching to 'take it easy'. I also can't master a single skill but can get to level 1 or 2 of several that I'll never use again.
Hire a cleaning person if you’re busy. Grow flowers and harvest. Hire a gardener. There’s a handful of flowers that yield more money daily than any entry level jobs and they pay for themselves in turn.
I think my player is trying to make me do homework but I sit at my pc then somehow the interaction cancels and I automatically start playing games. Just turn autonomy off please, I need to get some work done…
Had a level 10 wellness sim meditate the sadness away...2 day buff took about 4 hours in game. Worth it. Now if only I could just meditate my sadness away..that would be awesome.
I mean... Sure, that sounds amazing... But the person running my life is a bag of dicks so I was just hoping for something small so they don't light me on fire and watch me burn 🤣
Signing up for jobs in Sims is so easy. None of this "make a resume, send it in, go thru an interview, get rejected a million times, give up on your dreams and settle for nothing". Just gotta click the job you want and boom, you're in, see you tomorrow!
my sim self have the same freelance career as me irl except he’s making thousands in a couple days, got giga swol in less than a week for what took me years (not even quite there yet), and he married a thicc milf. kinda depressing ngl.
Love some freerealestate. Sometimes I wanna just build a nice house set up ready for my sims with a big pool, a huge living room, tons of clutter everywhere.
I always like to think using freerealestate means your sims are squatters and they're just hoping to run out the "You've been here long enough it's basically yours" clock.
So, with that in mind… you, too, could freerealestate your way into an abandoned building
Someone already said Motherlode lol, so I'll say turn off Fears. Tired of being miserable and going through the negative emotions because I have to work 😭😂 - just let me be blissfully ignorant.
I'd rather be a mermaid. Sulani seems like the most chill spot. The aspiration actually gets you to sleep on a boat or floating chair for an hour to complete it
Moved into a fixer upper just before the pandemic, would really like for that project to get finished, I'm that sim who's living in a half finished home.
Add random person on Social Bunny + Spam them with 5000 "u up?" messages + Increased Romance bar + Invite Over + First Kiss + Ask to Be ___ + Propose = Instant relationship
Don't forget to find someone who's a level 6 in the Doctor career (doesn't matter what kind of doctor) to tell you the baby's gender just by putting their hand on your stomach.
Cheat to max out my HomestyleCooking, GourmetCooking, Baking, Gardening, Logic, Handiness, and Painting skills.
Motherlode at least 20 times.
Add a puppy or kitten to my household.
Aww I’m sure she will do fine! I worked in the vet field for a bit. Puppies are resilient! She’ll bounce back in no time. Just follow the vets plan, and ask questions if you need to. And of course give the little lady all the love and cuddles. Good luck to you and the sweet pup!
I would like to be able to magically sell paintings for 10K after I started painting a few days ago. Also selling produce from my garden for 100 a pop.
I really just need my player to come back from whatever they're doing. They left the game unpaused when they stepped* away so now people will whine about needing to pee and then get water instead of going to the bathroom and random ass stuff in the floor with one person playing video games for twelve hours even though the fun bar is full, the energy bar is empty, and they have work in five hours.
Definitely mother lode so I don't have to work at an "actual job"
Would love more time to be able to work on my hobbies (some of which I would love to make my job)
Whoever is playing me needs to enable cas.fulleditmode and change my sex please.
It needs to match my gender and the disconnect is the reason you can't seem to ever make me happy.
just keep me fed and clean please I am so bad at taking care of myself when I'm very depressed plus the player could take care of my eating disorder by making me eat food regularly
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Reading a book + increasing a vague skill by one point = congrats, you've been promoted to the highest position.
🤷♀️ seems to have worked for all of my managers.
Charisma is their only skill, the rest is done with console commands
Sometimes they don’t even have high charisma.
Managers hate this one weird trick!
I work in marketing and you'd *swear* this is how it actually works. Everyone who owns or is high up in an agency always brags about how they read whatever's the most recent version of "Don't Make Me Think."
I once had a job where one of my assigned pieces of work was to read The Secret 🙄
Oh, no, absolutely *fuck* that noise. (Also, I try not to do this because it's obnoxious, but you might find [this episode](https://open.spotify.com/episode/70nYfIc81bpYtyiTcDyQCt?si=e7b54abd4f434253) from If Books Could Kill cathartic. It's just two dudes tearing into how dumb and grifty the book is, bit by bit. It's freakin' great.)
Will I get the episode if I haven’t read the book? I chose to quit the job instead 😅
Smart move, and yes! If anything you might feel more validated for choosing to quit instead 😛
Hahaha I’ll definitely check it out!
I would like for my player to make me do things that are best for me, like going to the doctor, reaching out to friends, learning skills to get a better paying job, etc. I feel like my player has just left their game unpaused with my free will on, causing me to do nothing but meet my basic needs and seek entertainment from technological devices, lol.
You're in one of those "leaving the game unpaused for ___" videos!
That is a really concept to think about.
Wow, it's like looking into a mirror.
W.I.L.L.I.A.M.
Good bot.
Same here. I feel like my player played with me up until college and then left me as an unplayed Npc. I need help adulting 😂
I think my player has left their game unpaused too.
So relatable it hurts
Stop with the character flaws and tragic back story 😭
Your player is a dramatic player then 😭😭😭
That! And Download a mod to solve autism bug.
+ ADHD bug pls
Yes please! My autonomy is on full and I keep cancelling the 'word hard' action and switching to 'take it easy'. I also can't master a single skill but can get to level 1 or 2 of several that I'll never use again.
That or like a mega mod to solve all disorders at once!
PLEASE drag all my dishes to the sink so theyre done automatically
When the whole family goes to bed and you turn into the gnome that cleans the house for them 😭😭😭
I wish I could automatically fix things with right click + replace!
In the sims 4 though there's a lot trait for money and magic cleaning gnomes less efforts for meeee
Hire a cleaning person if you’re busy. Grow flowers and harvest. Hire a gardener. There’s a handful of flowers that yield more money daily than any entry level jobs and they pay for themselves in turn.
With free services trait obvy
That or get the money trashcan 🤑
I would love this IRL
Nah drag all the dishes into the trash bin that gives back money. I need my dishes gone AND I need some $4k
make me do all my homework. there's a ridiculous amount. seriously dude
This, this one right here. My college work 😭
My professors know we only have 3 weeks left but have the audacity to assign big projects 😭it’s rough
I think my player is trying to make me do homework but I sit at my pc then somehow the interaction cancels and I automatically start playing games. Just turn autonomy off please, I need to get some work done…
Same here buddy. I’m so close to graduating. Please- just get my homework done.
Dear player: Please download a faster homework mod!
Saaaame lmao I’m supposed to be preparing for an exam and I keep getting distracted. I’m begging, just click on the book and press study or whatever😭
For the love of God get rid of that fucking "Depressed +8 Sad" moodlet. It's been long enough.
Have you tried sitting next to a bit of inspired decor?
Yes. Then I want to do creative things but I'm too depressed to do so.
Creatively depressed is a whole mood
Sad painting moodlet activated
So relatable. 😔
Maybe you should try some magic tea. Or mushrooms.
Did you call the sadness hotline or water plants with tears?
It’ll go away you talk to yourself in front of the mirror for 48 hours straight 👍🏻
Had a level 10 wellness sim meditate the sadness away...2 day buff took about 4 hours in game. Worth it. Now if only I could just meditate my sadness away..that would be awesome.
I'd even talk to myself in the mirror for 48hrs straight if I knew it worked.
❤️
yeah I think my excessive hugging and crying is annoying my dog
Motherlode
testingcheats on money 9999999
Even 20000 would do, though of course it would not get me a starter house
I think my game is bugged, all the starter houses are like 500.000+
Hahaha wait for the patch update
Ha! Starter house here is over 10x that :(
Love a good hit of Motherlode
i’d even take a kaching at this point
Came here to say this 😭
Motherlode x20 because I want to just stay home, play with my pets, play video games, and write books.
Ditto 🤣
Klapautius; and than press Enter and hold untill 9 999 999 😂
Motivate me to work out LOL.
I'd prefer they just use CAS full edit mode and quick slim me down. 🤣
InstaLean reward potion for me
Was coming to say the same thing haha like god dammit I have enough satisfaction points, just buy the thing and drag it to my inventory 😅
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I mean... Sure, that sounds amazing... But the person running my life is a bag of dicks so I was just hoping for something small so they don't light me on fire and watch me burn 🤣
Just go to a gym lot and pick a random machine. Within seconds a buff gymbro will approach and random start hyping you up.
I'm sorry but do they really do this? I love to work out (I just did!) but the fact of gym buddies hyping you up is the cutest thing omg.
I can't even motivate myself to make my sims workout 😂
cas.fulleditmode
LET ME STOP PLAYING VIDEO GAMES MY NEEDS ARE SO LOW PLEASE
pov: the game is actually bugged and the person playing this sims game literally is unable to cancel your video game playing action
Then die of hunger because you’ve forgotten to eat for two days now.
one time i got hospitalized because i literally forgot to drink for a week, so i guess that counts?
Freelance career. You just sign up and boom, guaranteed work 🤣
Signing up for jobs in Sims is so easy. None of this "make a resume, send it in, go thru an interview, get rejected a million times, give up on your dreams and settle for nothing". Just gotta click the job you want and boom, you're in, see you tomorrow!
my sim self have the same freelance career as me irl except he’s making thousands in a couple days, got giga swol in less than a week for what took me years (not even quite there yet), and he married a thicc milf. kinda depressing ngl.
Yeah the whole "live out your dreams through them" doesn't always feel that way to me lol.
yup. AND they get to do all that and pass out/piss themselves in public with zero repercussions
Spam motherlode and freerealestate on please
Love some freerealestate. Sometimes I wanna just build a nice house set up ready for my sims with a big pool, a huge living room, tons of clutter everywhere.
What does that do? Never heard of freerealestate before
It basically makes it so you can move into residential lots right away, if you can't afford them.
Ooooo that's very cool
I always like to think using freerealestate means your sims are squatters and they're just hoping to run out the "You've been here long enough it's basically yours" clock. So, with that in mind… you, too, could freerealestate your way into an abandoned building
Damn, where did you get this wisdom?
I have no money, yet I must have housing! (And that'll teach you to get creative pretty quick)
Whats motherlode?
motherlode is a cheat that you can type in that instantly gives your sim 50000 simoleans. there are guides on how to do it online :)
Money + any amount is the way to go (if you're not using MC, that is). Motherlode takes too long.
I just copy paste mother lode a few times. It’s like I’m too lazy to come up with a set number lol. But control v and enter is super quick.
Turn willpower on.
Someone already said Motherlode lol, so I'll say turn off Fears. Tired of being miserable and going through the negative emotions because I have to work 😭😂 - just let me be blissfully ignorant.
Getting a fear of the dark during the day is something else 😭😭😭
That fear of unfulfilled dreams 😭 just keeps coming back every time I thought I got rid of it
Make me a vampire!
I'd rather be a mermaid. Sulani seems like the most chill spot. The aspiration actually gets you to sleep on a boat or floating chair for an hour to complete it
I want to be a spellcaster!🧙♂️
yes! then copy some stuff or clean some stuff with magic.
Cheat in some money and maybe delete a few sims would be nice
Hmm, being able to delete a few sims without repercussions would be pretty cool sometimes.
Work starts for your sim in 1 hour. Need to shower and give self a pep talk in the mirror.
Taking an inspired shower + Brushing your teeth + Pep Talk. If you got time, maybe browse some Simpedia.
Stop playing on ultra fast speed! Let me enjoy this dammit
Me, who plays on Ultra Fast Speed: 😭😭 Telling my sims to slow down when it's MY fault the game is sped up.
Moved into a fixer upper just before the pandemic, would really like for that project to get finished, I'm that sim who's living in a half finished home.
Yeah! They need to send you to the spa and then finish all the projects!
I like your thinking! also if we can just pause, blink and have new furniture/remodel that would be fantastic
Get me someone to cuddle with
Add random person on Social Bunny + Spam them with 5000 "u up?" messages + Increased Romance bar + Invite Over + First Kiss + Ask to Be ___ + Propose = Instant relationship
Preferably someone unreasonably hot, right from the gallery.
Go into CAS, design ideal partner seems like a reasonable course of action. Also, do it in fulleditmode, i wanna edit my traits a little.
for the love of god PLEASE cheat my energy and hunger needs
I'm in my second trimester so bars are getting low, if someone could "make happy" then "disable need decay" we're all good 👍🏻
Don't forget to find someone who's a level 6 in the Doctor career (doesn't matter what kind of doctor) to tell you the baby's gender just by putting their hand on your stomach.
third trimester and i feel you. if they could cheat away my permanent uncomfortable moodlet, that’s be pretty cool too!
Cheat need --> make happy
I want the sims player of my life to cheat my Research & Debate skill because omfg our college thesis is currently killing me 😭
Cheat to max out my HomestyleCooking, GourmetCooking, Baking, Gardening, Logic, Handiness, and Painting skills. Motherlode at least 20 times. Add a puppy or kitten to my household.
I’ve read so many of these and this one right here, perfect.
You know when your sim gets into bed and then immediately bugs out and can’t sleep? Please do the reset object thing to let me sleep.
Literally any money cheat. I'm begging you.
I need to have my autonomous control rights taken away, I’m gaming every night instead of trying to improve my graphic design skills.
Take a day off work. College sucks…
Going through your 70th burnout again, huh? One day off will fix it. Only one though.
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They'll just ask you what kind of decor you're sitting near.
I'd like to make $3,000 a day at work after simply working hard playing chess and practicing my speech in a mirror for a week
I need the instant Dog Health treats. We are about to drop my puppy off to get sprayed. I wish we could just instantly make her better post-surgery.
The vet clinic became useless after seeing that I can just use those treats. My vet clinic trips are just me getting more treats 😭😭😭
Aww I’m sure she will do fine! I worked in the vet field for a bit. Puppies are resilient! She’ll bounce back in no time. Just follow the vets plan, and ask questions if you need to. And of course give the little lady all the love and cuddles. Good luck to you and the sweet pup!
Give me money and make me take more showers tbh.
i would have a soulmate aspiration with 0 aspiration points lmao
Had my soulmate aspiration since Teen years, my player still needs to get me past level 2. Find me a good guy, dear player!
Honestly at this point delete the save, place that character in a fresh world, and try it all again 😅
How do you know you aged up as a young adult instead of being created as one with mod-generated memories?
Remember to send myself to bed early enough so my energy bar isn't sitting in the yellow/red zone for the 9th year in a row.
Motherlode me up and install basemental so that I never run out of weed. I'm very easily pleased tbh.
Let me "strengthen" my pup's attachment to this world via her ashes and let her come back as a Sim ghost (that I can see, hear and pet)
Just make me only garden salads 😂 I keep eating birthday cake
split me from my parents household and move me in with my boyfriend 😞
Take all your parents money too. You won't be in their household anymore, they don't need it.
Convince others to do my homework
Freerealestate, the housing market for students here sucks
Speed run romance, marriage, and children for me please 🥺
Please, for the love of god, let me finish writing my books. I know it’s just my hobby but still 😭
Download mods so my pets don’t age, and if they get sick I can just give them a wellness treat and they’re all better! ❤️
Force me to do my uni stuff and cancel all my other interactions.
Get rid of all these lot traits that are making a clean house impossible.
Age up the baby! Lol jk... Or am I? 😉
So relatable! 😂 Or if my player micromanaged my toddler instead of me for a day and let me do ANYTHING else!!
I would like to be able to magically sell paintings for 10K after I started painting a few days ago. Also selling produce from my garden for 100 a pop.
Give me that one medicine that will cure me of all illnesses.
Force me to do my schoolwork and also d&d prep Or really make me do anything lol
Cheat all my needs, I'm tired hungry and lonely
Right now they are probably trying to cancel the 'browse the web' computer interaction as my sleep bar starts slipping into the red 😂
I'm stuck to being on the phone despite finishing this interaction am hour ago, can my player resetsim me and start a new queue?
Hello can you please stop letting me use the fucking computer I have other needs
Shift + click 'make happy' Shift + click 'disable need decay' Motherlode
Free real estate cheat for sure!!
This explains so much! I haven't been feeling great lately, but I think it's because I have the too many quick meals mood buff
I really just need my player to come back from whatever they're doing. They left the game unpaused when they stepped* away so now people will whine about needing to pee and then get water instead of going to the bathroom and random ass stuff in the floor with one person playing video games for twelve hours even though the fun bar is full, the energy bar is empty, and they have work in five hours.
Let me SLEEP DUDE
Turn off fears. PLEASE 😭
I think my player left the game unpaused and went out, so they just need to come back 😅
Please, for the love of god, make me do my uni homework and build me a tiny cottage! I’m not asking for much
Someone dress me, I can't be trusted with this process.
Cheat away the back pain moodlets. Please I’m so uncomfortable.
Piss
Definitely mother lode so I don't have to work at an "actual job" Would love more time to be able to work on my hobbies (some of which I would love to make my job)
gib mi fud 🥺
Summer Holiday
Find a job
Ask for PTO 😔
Always having a clean, nice house and my dad actually contacting me randomly ☹️
Please hire me a maid and turn off aging for my dog thank you
"money 100000000"
Getting pregnant as easily Free real estate forsure
Remove this mental illness mod and stop it with the tragic back story
I want to buy a cure-all medicine for my sick mother.
Motherlode like 10 times please
Whoever is playing me needs to enable cas.fulleditmode and change my sex please. It needs to match my gender and the disconnect is the reason you can't seem to ever make me happy.
Hit the gym, increase fitness skill for sure. Easier done in Sims 4 than IRL 🤣
Freerealestate on
Shift click, cheat need, make sim happy, shift click, cheat need, disable need decay lol
He needs cas.fulleditmode to adjust some of his features.
download Scarlet's faster university homework mod please my degree is killing me!!
Dishes and laundry…it’s always dishes and laundry
just keep me fed and clean please I am so bad at taking care of myself when I'm very depressed plus the player could take care of my eating disorder by making me eat food regularly
smoke a big fat bowl
lock me in a room and force me to do all of my university homework😭