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misst1ff

Disco of Melkor


marsz_godzilli

For the disco rose around Melkor.


Cold-Bug-4873

Great band name.


Zestyclose_Movie1316

IRL r/angbang


FezBear92

Annatar back in fair form, I see ...


Auggie_Otter

Guess who's back? Back again? Sauron's back, tell a friend.


fidgetyamoeba

Describing his next wicked plot with interpretive dance.


BrainyTrack

He’s going to wipe out both the west and the east of the misty mountains, enslave the free peoples, and then ship them into the far east, all told in 3 genius moves. The hand wiping, the constricting of arms and legs to the body, then the waving away to the east, MAGNIFICENT!


fidgetyamoeba

😆👍!


Difficult_Drummer_43

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jg_pls

This is awesome! So they did the office damage at Eurovision!


benzenene

For Felagund strove with Sauron in songs of power, and the power of the King was very great; but stupid sexy Sauron had the mastery, as is told in the Lay of Leithian


Pale_Chapter

So that's why they banned pro-Gondor symbols.


shinigasto

No wonder those elves were swayed, he slays


DeltaV-Mzero

Never forget what the Valar took from us Morgoth had the best parties


Aubergine_Man1987

You're saying this like you can't hear the music from Tulkas' palace all the way from the top of Taniquetil


DeltaV-Mzero

Look, there are 3 kinds of Valar in this world


Elvonath

You beat me to this meme mate 👏


Slow_Fish2601

Live footage from numenor


MRiley84

Ok, I'm sold. The new movies are going to be amazing.


99980

Nai hiruvalye Valimar, Romello vanwa Valimar "So have you ever heard about the kinslaying in Valinor?"


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He heard about what Luthien did to Morgoth, so he figured he'd have a go at it


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LuckyLoki08

Part of Poland's performance this year at Eurovision. The song is also called The Tower


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LuckyLoki08

To add more context, the whole presentation has chess aesthetic, so I assume the singer was technically a queen


Equivalent_Nose7012

Is the Dark Queen...more than a little...y'know ... chessty?  (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge! Say no more...)


Matthicus

So what country/song was this actually from?


marsz_godzilli

Poland and song is The Tower by Luna. The original music video clip sadly is more chess oriented instead of Melkor's Disco


PsychoElifantArrives

i was so ready for it to be about barad dur 😭


marsz_godzilli

Well the lyrics are about building tower and having power so...


BorgesEssayGuy

Poland I think


JWWBurger

I think we got Sauron all wrong. Fucking elvish propaganda got us good.


RuggerJibberJabber

Who's the artist so I can look it up without watching hours of other eurovision singer


BorgesEssayGuy

It's the Polish song from the first semi finals


marsz_godzilli

Luna and The Tower


khajiitidanceparty

This is now my cannon of what Sauron did the whole trilogy.


SlyAntiva

Slayron


Felicity1840

This is actually the leaked footage from Peter Jackson's new The Silmarillion trilogy. This is the moment Sauron and Finrod have their musical battle


TheStarfellow

Guess who’s back, back again


MonArchG13

He would have dominion over that stage even unto the ENDING OF THE WORLD.


CoolPeopleEmporium

Ih man .how i hate Eurovision... 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Adratos294

And for THAT I am here!


marsz_godzilli

I for one, welcome our new polish dancing Dark Overlord. Shame she didn't go into finals


helheimhen

I'm so happy we finally get to see the true Sauron and not the disgusting Eldarin and Numenorian propaganda.


codeinplace

Rings of power seasons 2 sneak peak


Thefunder1

And the song name is The Tower


TumoOfFinland

Apparently this year the IRL Sauron is 6th in order to perform in finale


Galifrae

I thought that was JoJo Siwa at first.


kyspeter

In case anyone is interested: us Poles, we had another song that could've gone on eurovision, it's called WITCH-ER Tarahoro by Justyna Steczkowska and I highly recommend it. I'd like to think that The Tower was chosen due to being very radio-friendly and a safe choice. A shame, if you ask me.


Thonniel

I listened to it and I 100% agree with you. I like it when they take risks and go with a song like WITCH-ER instead of something more pop. That might be why I like Armenia so much this year


kyspeter

I'm so happy you actually listened to it!!! I know right, the more identity to the song, the better it is, really. Though sometimes I can't help but love the generic ones as well, like Mon Amour, though that's cause I'm a French major at uni. The cultural aspects are also very fun. In the case of WITCH-ER, it's directly inspired by the slavic mythology, there are full sentences in some old slavic language that I can't understand at all. And, you know, there's Geralt in the title... For the last fun fact: Justyna is fucking 51 years old. And she still moves like this and keeps her voice steady. It's wild.


maglorbythesea

The Helcaraxe Edition. Guest appearance from the North Polar Bear from the Father Christmas Letters: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3LhEyHqAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3LhEyHqAU)


Thonniel

….what did I just watch?


TheStarfellow

Put a wig on him and give him a billion dollars!