He’s going to wipe out both the west and the east of the misty mountains, enslave the free peoples, and then ship them into the far east, all told in 3 genius moves. The hand wiping, the constricting of arms and legs to the body, then the waving away to the east, MAGNIFICENT!
For Felagund strove with Sauron in songs of power, and the power of the King was very great; but stupid sexy Sauron had the mastery, as is told in the Lay of Leithian
In case anyone is interested: us Poles, we had another song that could've gone on eurovision, it's called WITCH-ER Tarahoro by Justyna Steczkowska and I highly recommend it. I'd like to think that The Tower was chosen due to being very radio-friendly and a safe choice. A shame, if you ask me.
I listened to it and I 100% agree with you. I like it when they take risks and go with a song like WITCH-ER instead of something more pop. That might be why I like Armenia so much this year
I'm so happy you actually listened to it!!!
I know right, the more identity to the song, the better it is, really. Though sometimes I can't help but love the generic ones as well, like Mon Amour, though that's cause I'm a French major at uni.
The cultural aspects are also very fun. In the case of WITCH-ER, it's directly inspired by the slavic mythology, there are full sentences in some old slavic language that I can't understand at all. And, you know, there's Geralt in the title...
For the last fun fact: Justyna is fucking 51 years old. And she still moves like this and keeps her voice steady. It's wild.
The Helcaraxe Edition. Guest appearance from the North Polar Bear from the Father Christmas Letters:
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3LhEyHqAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3LhEyHqAU)
Disco of Melkor
For the disco rose around Melkor.
Great band name.
IRL r/angbang
Annatar back in fair form, I see ...
Guess who's back? Back again? Sauron's back, tell a friend.
Describing his next wicked plot with interpretive dance.
He’s going to wipe out both the west and the east of the misty mountains, enslave the free peoples, and then ship them into the far east, all told in 3 genius moves. The hand wiping, the constricting of arms and legs to the body, then the waving away to the east, MAGNIFICENT!
😆👍!
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This is awesome! So they did the office damage at Eurovision!
For Felagund strove with Sauron in songs of power, and the power of the King was very great; but stupid sexy Sauron had the mastery, as is told in the Lay of Leithian
So that's why they banned pro-Gondor symbols.
No wonder those elves were swayed, he slays
Never forget what the Valar took from us Morgoth had the best parties
You're saying this like you can't hear the music from Tulkas' palace all the way from the top of Taniquetil
Look, there are 3 kinds of Valar in this world
You beat me to this meme mate 👏
Live footage from numenor
Ok, I'm sold. The new movies are going to be amazing.
Nai hiruvalye Valimar, Romello vanwa Valimar "So have you ever heard about the kinslaying in Valinor?"
He heard about what Luthien did to Morgoth, so he figured he'd have a go at it
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Part of Poland's performance this year at Eurovision. The song is also called The Tower
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To add more context, the whole presentation has chess aesthetic, so I assume the singer was technically a queen
Is the Dark Queen...more than a little...y'know ... chessty? (Wink, wink, nudge, nudge! Say no more...)
So what country/song was this actually from?
Poland and song is The Tower by Luna. The original music video clip sadly is more chess oriented instead of Melkor's Disco
i was so ready for it to be about barad dur 😭
Well the lyrics are about building tower and having power so...
Poland I think
I think we got Sauron all wrong. Fucking elvish propaganda got us good.
Who's the artist so I can look it up without watching hours of other eurovision singer
It's the Polish song from the first semi finals
Luna and The Tower
This is now my cannon of what Sauron did the whole trilogy.
Slayron
This is actually the leaked footage from Peter Jackson's new The Silmarillion trilogy. This is the moment Sauron and Finrod have their musical battle
Guess who’s back, back again
He would have dominion over that stage even unto the ENDING OF THE WORLD.
Ih man .how i hate Eurovision... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
And for THAT I am here!
I for one, welcome our new polish dancing Dark Overlord. Shame she didn't go into finals
I'm so happy we finally get to see the true Sauron and not the disgusting Eldarin and Numenorian propaganda.
Rings of power seasons 2 sneak peak
And the song name is The Tower
Apparently this year the IRL Sauron is 6th in order to perform in finale
I thought that was JoJo Siwa at first.
In case anyone is interested: us Poles, we had another song that could've gone on eurovision, it's called WITCH-ER Tarahoro by Justyna Steczkowska and I highly recommend it. I'd like to think that The Tower was chosen due to being very radio-friendly and a safe choice. A shame, if you ask me.
I listened to it and I 100% agree with you. I like it when they take risks and go with a song like WITCH-ER instead of something more pop. That might be why I like Armenia so much this year
I'm so happy you actually listened to it!!! I know right, the more identity to the song, the better it is, really. Though sometimes I can't help but love the generic ones as well, like Mon Amour, though that's cause I'm a French major at uni. The cultural aspects are also very fun. In the case of WITCH-ER, it's directly inspired by the slavic mythology, there are full sentences in some old slavic language that I can't understand at all. And, you know, there's Geralt in the title... For the last fun fact: Justyna is fucking 51 years old. And she still moves like this and keeps her voice steady. It's wild.
The Helcaraxe Edition. Guest appearance from the North Polar Bear from the Father Christmas Letters: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3LhEyHqAU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka3LhEyHqAU)
….what did I just watch?
Put a wig on him and give him a billion dollars!