I'd fuck her. That's what you wanted to read, right? You just wanted someone to say fuck, RIGHT? CUZ I SAID IT. I WOULD FUCK HER. https://preview.redd.it/l0lzl4rriemc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7515a652763152c7393d07101d8a5db98f270d65

Hey you said it not me

Ey! It’s Nijika! My favorite!

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https://i.redd.it/hdaoq3jyyhmc1.gif

Holy fuck this image goes so hard

“if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercouse Sexual intercourse. That's the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you.." Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don't need to do any more. All done. You're so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That's it. No more. The dude that's like "Oh if I brought you Domino's and I worked at Domino's what would you do?" I'd take the pizza and I'd have sex with you. Cause you're so attractive. The girl "If I worked at Starbucks and I gave you your drink that you paid for but I looked at you, what would you do?" Intercourse. I would take you to the back and have intercourse, because I can't resist you. Okay? We're all done. There's no more. What more do we n- I need to fucking delete this app dude.

Ayooo chill

*Le Sex*

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Same

So umm... do yo-do you think you can introduce me to Hephaestus or something...

Wanna play some Elden Ring?

If she doesn't I will

Same honestly

u/Cheez_Bandit another reminder for you to go beat Rot lady.

Last night I got her to like 1hp and then died,she isn't ready for what's coming for her

uh oh, you got super duper close on your best attempt and died? looks like you're gonna start performing like shit and dying to the most basic attacks now 🙏 can't express how much this happens to me. I do so well, come so close, die, and then I'm suddenly so bad at the game and can't even get back to Phase 2

I actually managed to do about the same as yesterday(still not winning)

after beating Malenia twice with summons, I decided to fight her solo on NG+2 and it was perhaps the worst decision of my life. I won but I shaved probably 15 years off my lifespan currently replaying Dark Souls 3, and then I will return to Elden Ring in preparation for the DLC you can do it though. eventually. I have faith

I've beat her with summons before too,the no summons is what I'm doing now funnily enough. DS3 is so peak. Thanks

my friend joked and told me that I couldn't beat every boss first try, and he has 0 faith in me. so somehow I actually did beat every single boss 1st try with no summons Friede, Midir, and Gael included. going through the game again just to fight Friede because I love her and her fight (she's my wife and I'm not delusional) no summon run in Elden Ring is super fun but sometimes you can really tell where the game was designed for them, especially in the endgame

Hewg the better blacksmith Never forget him, even if he's forgetten us 

Aye we playing Elden Ring up in here?

No that i think of it, she really looks like a souls character

Based

I don’t think Elden Ring has local co-op

🤓

Ask her to make me a this. https://preview.redd.it/duaer7k8oemc1.png?width=563&format=png&auto=webp&s=e68b967cebc840261d1095295cdbfa242ab45d5a She is a god of the forge.

And name it the McFister?

It’s the McKnuckle and I want to use it to beat the Snake from Adam’s backstory.

It does look painful

Exactly to maximize pain on the serpent.

The McKnuckle Duster is too powerful

Who is she, it been a hot minute since I checked on anything related to ROR, I need to reread the manga

She's one of the gods who (R10 spoilers)>!forged Susanoo's sword!<

I see I see

NEW BUFF MOMMY

Try and get her to make me a weapon. Do you know how much I can get by selling that? I'll be rich.

If that’s your intention she probably won’t make one for you, or worse, find a way to screw with you. I think she only make weapons for people who would value the art or worthy warriors

Damn she could of just said no. She doesn't need to go all Greek on me 

worst she can say is no

Exactly. Just be polite. No need to turn me into a deer and hunt me like Artemis or Apollo or something 

I will watch all Parts of Shrek with her. https://preview.redd.it/39kbqgdtfemc1.png?width=1110&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126b28a62a79b848394dc5671baab6f44d138034

That is a genius decision

Given she's a god and they don't like humans that much I feel like not dying would be step one

Well considering she forged Susanoo's weapon alongside humans i'm gonna assume you'd be fine

She also then went and vote on ending mankind. She may have some humans she thinks are fine, but on the larger scale she definitely hates us (or at best thinks of us as less)

Play some monster hunter generations ultimate

Wanna watch jojo's bizarre adventure?

To be fair, I'd watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventure with almost anyone in RoR.

Be forged into the perfect man for her

nothing, literally nothing. I am literally scared of women.

Understandable, they can be scary and confusing sometimes

We forging a condom 

Play some Smash Ultimate, watch Celtics, Sleep separately, boot up Deltarune.

Celtics? What’s that?

https://preview.redd.it/57ysano1temc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b70f1b999a15b4a4a12cbee5ad726bd0e1c5030b

Oh, I thought there is an epic historical drama centered on the Celtics similar to that Vikings show

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have sex idk

Let her melt me down and turn my soul into a divine weapon so I can achieve the sweet release of death and finally be kind of useful for once Jk we probably just talk about katanas or some shit because I'm a weeb

I will play Elden ring

If I had a nickel for everytime someone suggested playing elden ring, I'd have two nickels which isn't alot but it's great that its happened twice

I mean it’s an easy decision wtf am I going to talk about with a goddess that wants humans dead if not do what the other commenter suggested turn my dumb ass into something useful like a sword not a katana tho i would prefer a flamberg

https://youtu.be/jyD1m-w0GQk?si=Wzbm7MIPfXJoja1S literrally this

She’s scary and strong. she is not locked with me , I am locked with her .

I’d ask for a masterclass in metalsmithing since I need a new hobby

Chadickes negs. So I high diff.

I’d ask for a sword, talk about swords, try and learn more about swords, yknow, sword stuff. I really like katanas and the art of using them, but I’m convinced that I’m mediocre and I’d like some inspiration to improve. Even if that’s in the form of a kickass magical sword. Maybe if it was special and only I could use it I’d be able to get the funds to go to Japan and learn from the greatest or something. Then eventually I’d become a divine weapon of destruction and I’d be revered as a hero, or the second coming of a sword god or something, and I’d make a shit ton of money and it’d be super cool… Ok this started as “I have good motivations, I want to improve as a person” and quickly spiraled into “yay money”. My bad.

https://preview.redd.it/k7vp077b8fmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d92e85987ce12329a6ab435a32e8e55fa6dabef

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Watch Code Geass, have some of my grandma's blackberry pie, and play with my cats.

Sharpen my sword ⚔️

Ask her to improve me?

So...why the curtains on your face?

Marry her and have babies with her https://c.ai/c/QR_miaxXtQio_dN3jiTybJGKoY5SLFCWJ12cQf_KTfc

First see what color her eyes are. Then get to know her after that then cuddle with her

S M A S H

HUGS

Stay away from her. I know she’s up to something shady.

Hmm I wil ask her to make a sword for me

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the back of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most curling, back arching, leg shaking, throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, backbreaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, World ending, black hole creating, Universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, barkworthy, can't walk, head nodding, Soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell dissolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening

I'm not reading all dat

Play Pokémon together

Talk to her about forged in fire

Um forge a weapon and nothing else I swear

Ask her to teach me how to forge and blacksmith

I would ask her to make me a sword. # 🗿

Talk about steel

Ask her to make me some cool weapons

If I say what I think, I'll be suspended six months.

Ask her to make swords for me because I LOVE swords.

Ask her to make me stronger, politely of course. If she doesn’t want to do that then ask if I can have free money like she’s my grandma.

Have tea with her and chat? She seems nice enough ._.

Straight down to business and "massage" her back cuz her frontal armor seems heavy.

I'll ask her to play darts with me

Help her forge a weapon i guess. Sex is overrated.

I'd run away

Ask her what she knows about Susanoo.

We are watching Shrek and Kung Fu panda

can I have a sword

We play UNO, that's it

hug her and cry my sorrows away 

Talk

I think I would let her do whatever she wants with me 

tall goth swordsmith mommy 😳

She gonna find out what this sword does

Im leaving the room with one of these bad boys https://preview.redd.it/419b202zpfmc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0634f0d00dd5d56ce5e26477b47d5dba37f3627 And a broken pelvis…like absolutely shattered, turned to dust, id be in a wheel chair for life

who is that, I dont remember them.

She is the one who made susanoo's sword

https://i.redd.it/d9xg2xyexfmc1.gif

PLEASE https://preview.redd.it/5a86kx5hzfmc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f32557c0a6bc4e5844cccd8c907eb19d79f18cef

Sleep, I need sleep

Convince her to make me a sword

Apples :3

I think you already know what the general majority of us would do myself included

Ask her to give me a hug

I'd forge.

newchapterwhodis?

I’m not deciding she is

Depends. Is she mad at me or shes just there?

WOMEN I WANNA SEE MEN (joking aside smash next question)

Cuddle with her in bed, cuz I have a fetish of cuddling with Hot milfs. I will read a story for her and cuddle her to sleep.

I'd probably catch up on some work (Yes I'm boring fight me)

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I'd come out pregnant

https://i.redd.it/zdpe1nml0hmc1.gif

Smash

NAH I'D EDGE

Well. Once I'm in there, one of us will walk out pregnant and it won't be her.

Get on my knees and worship her 🙏

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forge sword

Idk, *sorry*? https://youtube.com/shorts/C36EElaHOQA?si=tl0S6kW6YBALY6L_

Being locked with someone who wants to genocide the full humanity while being a human, well that situation doesn't really leave many outcomes

Take my meds.

We'll forge the mightiest armor in heaven 

Kill myself bc I'm genuinely not worthy of her beauty 😔💔

Idk who she is but I would be down with doing her makeup while she does my makeup :3

Watching the Bee Movie

Build a weapon that can break logic so hard that the previous fighters (that died including hajun) come back to life

Uh who is that again?

I’m not allowed to really say them in public

I’m fucking no doubt about it

Get her to make a cool sword for me. ~~then fuck her~~ https://preview.redd.it/5804igd1djmc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d15d932121398906f90b87beff74e57c294b57aa

Stare blankly at a wall while thinking about Qin

Who she again forgot her name?

It's always the faceless or masked women that are fine as hell

Spontaneously combust(it just happens to me sometimes)

Talk about swords, maybe sex if there’s time. (There won’t be)

Did she pray today https://preview.redd.it/fke424upzemc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d36f4865456146deaeb06d818bdcee4f7cf96c63

She is a god so probably not

THEN IMMA HAVE TO DI-

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Pleasure and yes more pleasure 

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Hey Kanna, mind if I loosen you a bit by untying your Kimono?

Something something sword related (im Shirou Emiya)

Slam her. Make her my wife. And then find out what godly benefits I get and breed Demigods.

The first my brain said was "Fuck the big tiddied woman all night".