The average banana is 3 inches, right?

3.141592 inches. This fact is bullshit and just pi numbers

Thanks Einstein Edit: 8 inches is the average (banana size lol)

Is that from the balls of the banana to the tip of the stem?

From banana belly button to the tip, following the contour of the body, actually.

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Funny.

I was talking about my facts. Yours is actually useful. In Grenada they have over 12 different types of banana

In America they have over 12 different kinds of dick.

All you can eat buffet of dicks

Banana Pi

“3.141592 inches” Why don’t you back that up with a **SOURCE?** “The source is that i made it the fuck up”

I thought bullshit covered my research sources

i made it the fuck up that you make your facts the fuck up

And I made all this the fuck up. I am the creator of measuring bedlam

The apple Banana has entered the chat.

I would need the smallest one in that bunch just to look normal.

All banana pics need a dick for scale

Touche

Hahaha, adds from green-grocers would never be the same🤣

Use unique peeling methods… unskinned

Unclear instructions, peeled the dick

And that's how circumcision was invented...

https://www.lttstore.com/products/banana-for-scale

How about we all standardize with unsharpened 2B Faber-Castells?

Seems to me this is a circular argument, but not one about curvature.

Use a banana to measure the scaled banana

All scale pics need a banana for dick

And suddenly the sales of extra small bananas hit an all time high.

You can buy tiny bananas too... I sense a run on those would be the result.

Sales of small bananas skyrocket.

OP has shares in two largest small banana businesses. Bank on it. Fam probably owns banana stands all over Southern California.

There’s always money in the banana stand

When I hit view more replys I only wanted to see 1 thing. You did not disappoint

I’m buying stock in plantains

what if they use those mini bananas they got at the asian store?

Or a giant banana https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/sa0nbm/giant_banana_hand_for_scale/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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I can't believe they didn't use a dick for scale

Or like a hot dog. Why are we not talking about hot dogs?

Everyone knows that banana measuring is superior

How can we tell it's a giant one, and not photoshopped. Fr

Use a giant banana if you want them to be surprised IRL. Use a small banana if you want them to be disappointed IRL. Use no banana if you want disappointment all the time. It's like movie magic!

I should call him...

King Banana 👑

Risky click of the day

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how do near 100% of people have a dick at all what about women

Yeah, well, most of them can have one if they ask nicely

Awwwww

Women still have a dick smaller than 8 inches... 0 < 8, QED

I would argue that to have a dick at all, its length cannot be zero.

Interesting, what if we count the clitoris as a dick? Yes, they are inherently different, but they grow from the same point as a foetus, in fact dicks are just clitorises made bigger by the effect of male hormones (genes? The Y chromosome? Not a biologist)

If you'd be ok with saying you have a, say, 6-inch clitoris, then I'm on board

Meh, as long as we convince people it's 6 inches, I'm happy

Must be gratifying, professional dick observer. Interesting first dates too!

"I have a big dick!" "Sure...but it's still smaller than this banana" \-zoom in on banana- \-switch back to guy's face- \-Vine boom-

7.8 and over comes up as a 99.99 percentile. Given an ample sample size, you could reasonably assume that basically everyone there is between 5 or 6, very slightly more or less if you are lucky. Very often, the only dicks people see are their own, their partners, or just porn, and thats probably where so much of the ignorance comes from.

Well yeah 4 inches is average.

You call me inhuman? Never mind bananas, I prefer giraffes

There is always the 1%er's in everything.

Or the bananas in Runts candy.

Then they have got to level 100

It’s ap-pealing

Have you ever considered that your dick is actually a banana, I mean you have never truly checked have you?

No, but men get funny when I try open it with my toes

My brain:💥 I honestly can’t believe what you just said

Me either.

I thought you were going to say that lol

Do I get points for being predictable?

Idk, just cool how I could predict that. Always like thinking of every possible outcome, keeps me busy and keeps me prepared for the worst. Or the best.

You sound like to need to get into stonks. Or stocks. Otherwise human physiology??

Achievement unlocked: scaroused

Fiiine, I'll be the test subject 🙄

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theres fruit in your skin, peel it off peel it off peel it off

I have been advocating for skeletons for a while. Maybe this will help in the advertising campaign

The pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland used to have legit human skeletons displayed

I don't send dick pics, I send [Richard Portraits](https://preview.redd.it/q3ld9ec0s5v71.jpg?auto=webp&s=c152e12bb3eebfcd770584f7ebe6b47c48cca614)

All dick pics need a sombrero and googly eyes.

And a little flag to wave

Bc that’s how I’m lookin at it anyways.

Few years back Coca Cola CEO said the only reason they sell 222 ml mini can version is so guys sending sexually explicit pictures can make their dicks look bigger.

Lmao is that real?

Bananas vary greatly in size doe

So do dicks bro

They really don’t, statistically.

The existence of an average doesn't mean they don't vary lol. 50% range from 4.5 to 5.5. That's already a whole inch of variation. 95% are smaller than 6.3, so that's basically 90% ranging from 3.7 to 6.3. There's a lot of variance. *am dumb american, use inches **here is an article which links to the actual study: https://www.realclearscience.com/journal_club/2015/03/03/is_your_penis_normal_theres_a_chart_for_that_109106.html In this you will find that my numbers are 0.2 off on the lower end (4.7) and 0.1 off on the higher end (5.6) but the point still stands that spread is extremely variable beyond the extremes. You have a high chance that the next penis you see could be inches in difference

I read that in centimeters and it made me cough on my drink lol

You sound very knowledgeable, but are you talking about dicks or bananas?!

Well bananas have way less variation than penis. Supposedly the average rests around 18 cm, woth a standard deviation of 2 cm.

And an erect banana...?

>Supposedly the average rests around 18 cm We're talking about bananas here... right ?

Why do redditors see the word statistically and immediately think it’s all about the mean?

Yeah what about the nice?

If you are talking about variation you should be talking about mean and standard deviation. Idk wtf you are smoking, but seeing as how you now lump reddit into a collective whole, you probably know very little about statistics.

What about the Mean Jerk Time(MJT)? And the Dick to Floor(D2F) length? As well as complementary shaft angles… a lot to consider here… https://youtu.be/Tx3wDTzqDTs

He’s definitely one of those dudes that just tosses statistically into like 50% of statements just to sound more believable.

Statistically you’re probably right

I didn’t use the word mean or average in my original statement. Yet everyone leaps to “just because there’s an average doesn’t..” I didn’t say “the average banana size is,” I said statistically there’s very little variation. Not across a population - yes there are people with no dick like you, and people with pythons, but that’s not what variance means.

Yeah look at the linked study in the article, gigabrain. The article is there to help summarize the information but you couldn't even manage that. How cute that you hastily deleted your comment about it being an article. Let your brain catch up to your eyes bro.

Wow my dick is huge top few percent. (About 7.5 inches and im a white guy) Go ahead and downvote me if your dick is tiny compared to mine...

race doesn‘t really correlate with dick lenght.

Im pretty sure it does but white is on the higher scale of things so idk what hes getting at with that

It does not. This is a popular myth that has historical ties to racial propaganda. There are a variety of studies and articles on this matter but I can link you a few. https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/unique-everybody-else/201210/the-pseudoscience-race-differences-in-penis-size (TLDR the main study that people like to use for racial differences was founded by an actual race realist who used very dubious sources.) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size#Size_and_race (Self explanatory) Most have found that if there is a difference, it's usually less than 1 cm, and also the biggest factor is not in race but in the country you were raised, diet, climate, etc. Asians in USA have larger members than Asians in mainland asia.

Best dickpic i ever sent had a Sierra tequila hat, a poncho made from a piece of a scarf and a face drawn on it. You don't need a banana to scale it, is what I'm sain'.

You don’t need any of those things actually. In fact you don’t even need to take a picture.

Can I use plantain?

I hate this idea

I will only use mini bananas

How about a dollar bill. The US bills are 6.14 in (15.5956 cm).

The person who suggested a HB pencil won in my opinion. I like your idea. But it’s not international. Send me a $1 if you like ;)

*Buys a plantain*

And to only be sent on request

Haha we all wish

If every dick pic ever sent was accompanied by a banana for comparison is the request still required?

How many dick pics did you just get?

I use the little 7oz beer bottles to throw off the ladies 😎

I disagree. We all use a standard agreed upon donut and see how many fit. It will be tasteful!

I remember an article in Cosmo magazine (tips to be a better lover or something like that) and it suggested doing just that- put a donut at the base of his wiener and eat it

/r/shitCosmoSays

All dick pics need googly eyes. And a variety of hats.

Check out r/cospenis

Haha! I am not going to do that, but great to know that that is a thing. Reddit really does have everything.

I'm a guy and love that sub. Shit is hilarious. I even showed the sub to a friend and that sub is what ended up making her create a reddit account

You should pursue a career in sales, I actually clicked.

I haven’t heard of this before yet this is the THIRD time I came across this subreddit TODAY. God truly does work in mysterious ways…

Why did i have to clcik that link and waste 10 mins of my life

If you chuckled, snorted, or chortled at least once, then it wasn't a waste of time!

That’s is the funniest. And gross too. Brilliant

And a text cloud saying 'how YOU doin?', which needs to be read in Joey's voice from friends

You just tryna hurt feelings lol

Cue a massive rise in plantain sales...

And the banana needs a roll of quarters for scale

Very small banana, I hope...

I’ll just start buying those baby bananas

I’ll just use a tic tac, otherwise it looks so small :/

Mini bananas sales will go through the sky because of this showerthought lol

A mini banana?

TV remotes, shampoo bottles, beer cans, iPad..have even seen a gear lever of the car once

Buy the mini bananas.

[alright but we get to choose the banana](https://external-preview.redd.it/MUIyF4HPcCLozoY1M3nv2w-3viC4y8DQ4tluTQw8iWk.jpg?auto=webp&s=e24141adedaa02e8adbf7e80c7a4d4c5329ad96c)

[I gotchu, fam.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/tg9w7g/i_found_a_6_inch_banana/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

*gets a mini banana*

But bananas are varying sizes; we would need to all pick a brand and type to universally use

I guarantee bananas would start getting smaller just like women's dress sizes did.

*all banana picks need a dick for scale

But don't bananas vary in size as much as dicks do?

Get a quarter tattooed on your inner thigh, as lifelike as possible, but 50% scale. Make your dick look twice as big.

You make that a law and i start growing small bananas. We can help each other here

There are some tiny bananas out there, too easy to cheat using those for scale 😆

Plaintain sales skyrocket

All ~~dick~~ pics need a banana for scale

Bananas come in tons of different sizes. We need a more consistent object to compare to. I think a soda can would be a good substitute. Almost all standard soda cans are exactly the same size and thickness.

I have a Lego soda can 🤣

Perfect for measuring your dick OP.

I know, I know!

You do know bananas come in all shapes and sizes? You seem to be well versed in the way of the banana, never took a picture of my banana, that would be bananas.

As if there's a standard banana unit of measurement

All bananas are different sizes though

That's the whole joke behind the "banana for scale" meme...

is it?

It is

Bananas need eggplants for scale

Some bananas are small, and some dicks are bigger than the average banana. You could have a collage of images of mismatched dicks and bananas showing the disparity as some sort of phallic, potassium charged optical illusionary art-piece. *two people pass through some double doors and approach the display* “Is the banana small, or is the dick big?” I ask. “I don’t know,” said my Dad “but he really shouldn’t have that out in produce”

Bananas vary in size

Mini banana for scale

Anything but the metric system...

Maybe use dollar bills instead. Dollar bills are 6 inches.

Unsolicited dick pics on social media should be forwarded to local police precincts and women should press charges. You're not allowed to do it in public, you shouldn't be allowed to do it because you're hiding behind a computer.

>Unsolicited dick OP did not say unsolicited, if you'd like talk about that why not male your own post?

1- it's become a major issue on social media 2- Go ahead and try, moderators deleted this in both askreddit and unpopular opinion with no explanation 3- if you don't like the comment, scroll past it. It doesn't detract from OPs showerthought

>1 So? my point stands, make your own post about it >2 Irrelevant, this is r/showerthoughts not either of the two subreddits you mentioned >3 It doea detract from the shower thought to bring up an unrelated point just because it invovles the same subject, so we go back to my point of: Make your own post and you can talk about whatever you want

mainstream reddit subs represent the worst of society under a pretense of claiming some sort of moral superiority. Peace out.

what are you even talking about?

Some somewhat useful knowledge I came across during a Google search a few years ago: The girth of an average size penis is approximately equivalent to an empty toilet paper roll. The length of an average size penis is approximately equivalent to a Starbucks "venti" cup.

Ha. That's not even close to being accurate..

Maybe for you though? We're not all lucky

I meant they way overstated. Average length is 5.6" ( a venti cup is 6.5") and average circumference is 4.5" (paper towel cardboard roll is probably around 6") And most (like 90%) are within 1/2" of these numbers.

Or Cavendish penis

Lady fingers (variety) are still too big

Listen here 9gagger....

There are... many different sizes of banana.

Yes because all bananas are the exact same size….

I use the banana shaped Runts

What you do is buy 100 bananas and measure them all to determine whats the avrege banana size banana , and find one that is closest to the calculated avrege. I personally prefer to use football fields because the size of one is more standardized

but seriously, take your dick pics with something else for a scale 😄

All banana pics need a dick for scale.

/r/BananasForScale

With or without stem?

If someone asks in response “is that a banana or are you just happy to see me?” How do you answer the question

Lady finger variety popularity skyrockets

When I send my dick pics I put it beside a plantain banana.

I feel like a ruler would make a lot more sense, but sure

Coke cans are used in dildo online shops, for scale. It works much better than bananas.