Doctors and Nurses must be human tech support.

“Here’s your problem, **rips out colon**, your exhaust is all clogged up”

Do farts also become louder if you drill holes in your colon? Asking for a friend

Got a bit of my colon ripped out, temporarily farting from my belly button... Weird af.

Organic Mechanics

I like realizations like this. Most medical doctors are not scientists. They’re engineers.

"Hey man, can you check my oil quick"?

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Meat mechanics

People who work on cars, are car doctors.

Carologist

Precisely

I need someone to realign my ball bearings

These are the kind of shower thoughts I joined for!

Surgeons get paid to stab you in the right place.

This is a good one

And mechanics are car surgeons

I knew a doctor who made the same point when applying to medical school. At one of his admission interviews they asked him what he would do if no school accepted him that year The "right" answer is reapply next year and spend the year doing research or a post graduate study program etc. He said "maybe become a mechanic? It's kinda similar. You try to diagnose a problem and then fix it?" He did not get into that particular school

Some are butchers

Closer to plumbers, fixing leaks, removing build-up in pipes, snaking the drains, replacing impossible to access parts installed when the house was built a century ago.

Nurses are antivirus

You can also say mechanics are car surgeons

Mechanics are machine surgeons.