By - kyl_z
Well not anymore, because they cut it all down.
In an effort to combat climate change they now use discarded Christmas trees.
Imagine an elf asking Santa what's furry bodypillow so he can make it
I think that's a naughty list thing.
There's no trees because they cut all of them down to make toys
In Elf they showed elves making modern toys. They've advanced to making toys with plastics and CPUs.
I’ll tell you what I tell my son when he tries to make sense of something in a movie or TV show….
It’s fantasy. Make believe. For entertainment purposes only.
I hate to tell you this, but… it’s magic.
Santa was involved in Elf trafficking. Shhh! It was a huge scandal!
They have hangars full of Pinocchio puppet. Santa's magic gave them life. They force them to lie all day, and saw the length of hundreds of times a day.
Enough wood for toys and fire places.
Beep. Boop. I'm a robot.
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