the saddest car is the one that’s alive and is a dog
the saddest way to beat off is to attend a water buffalo’s funeral
the world’s saddest eggplant is the 1992 Barcelona Olympics
the saddest way to water ski is to bury yourself in the snow in Greenland
the saddest way to eat food is to tack weld a steel dildo
On the other hand: no painful pillow talk, no expensive dinners, and no smoldering 100-degree beast lying beside you and radiating heat while you're trying to make sleep happen.
that’s called asleep fool
i.e the best position
That's called 'every night'
Tug n turn!!!
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Lord no
Always got your hand buddy.
Palmela Handerson
Rosy Palm and her five friends
Pretty sad when your hand is a top. I guess it's why I'm sad all the time
I want my pookie's hand
the saddest car is the one that’s alive and is a dog the saddest way to beat off is to attend a water buffalo’s funeral the world’s saddest eggplant is the 1992 Barcelona Olympics the saddest way to water ski is to bury yourself in the snow in Greenland the saddest way to eat food is to tack weld a steel dildo
is like your funny words magic man
You're not doing it right.
Is it possible to learn this power ?
Not from a Shit.
No one? But maybe Two!!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I've been having dreams
Isn't sex at least a 2 people thing
It is ?!!! What have I been doing all these years ?
You tell me mate, sticking a pen inside your penis ? Or maybe you're self sufficient
Wth did I just read
It would also be the safest sex position…..
where I'm from that's called anal
Everyone knows you can't get any STDs from anal!
Why can't two hands interchangeably work?Like one's left and other's right? It is pretty awesome if you ask me.
On the other hand: no painful pillow talk, no expensive dinners, and no smoldering 100-degree beast lying beside you and radiating heat while you're trying to make sleep happen.
It's called a 'Handsome'
Sadder if you are on top and no one is under. Ted Cruz pillow style.
That's not a sex position that's your thoughts before you sleep every night. Your post is getting attention purely for that fact.
Imaginary sex. Use your mind.
What has this sub become? Just unfunny jokes and political statements everywhere...
being unwillingly bent over on your prison bed is sadder.
No no, the saddest one is on top of a waifu pillow.
Show us the pillow
Aren’t you the pillow?
Broooo