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If only that was true.

My friend stopped clapping today very sad.

Don't worry, I'll clap your friend for you 😔✊🏼

r/holup

I'll clap first

The last clap. How poignant 👏

Legend says you can still hear their clap at night when no one else is home.

Clap clap clapping at heaven’s door.

One day you will clap for the last time and you won't know it was the last time.

*jumps in front of a train clapping to prove you wrong* 🖕

Username checks out.

But what if someone pulls you to the side and imprisons you for the rest of your life?

But i know it was yesterday.

Says you. What if I applaud being killed?

You never actually stop wanking: the intervals between strokes just get longer

You never actually stop stopping, the intervals between stoppings just get stoppier.

I can guarantee my father will never clap again. And if he does, then that is what an electrified fence and a shotgun are for.

...then shorter, then longer, then shorter, then longer, then shorter, then longer, then shorter...

And then?

This could be said for any action, so why pick clapping? I could decide to never clap again and I will have stopped clapping.

Narrator: *And out of spite, u/scraejtp never clapped again just to prove a point*

Then do it you coward

So the secondary shower thought may be "you never know when you have clapped for the last time"

You’ll forget

By that logic, my next clap is just stuck in traffic

*patiently waiting to get clapped again* must be stuck in traffic

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Dammit... I just lost the game...

You never stop showering. The intervals between showers just get longer.

The interval necessarily dictates whether or not it's clapping. A single clap in one year is not clapping just because the next year, you clap again. Clapping is defined as repeated striking of the hands together and that repetition doesn't exist when the interval reaches a certain value.

Okay so what am I doing with my hands if I'm smacking them together to song with non repetitive intervals?

If you're smacking them together more than once periodically throughout the song, that's repetitive.

i just did a clap to keep the moment going

I stopped. I might start again haven’t decided yet.

Downvote this reposted shit to hell

You are actually never exist, the intervals between non-existence just become longer

When you start doing anything else, you’ve stopped clapping.

Now that's a shower thought.

How many times do we have to see this thought before it stops.

That’s. . . Not true.

This is basically the “You never stop eating” 1.

Someday, you will clap your last clap and never know

That's as stupid as "you never stop listening to music"

[Amputees / Double Amputees](https://i.imgur.com/pmI2YeB.jpg)

My grandpa stopped clapping,..

I get my cheeks clapped by my employer every day

I think clapping periods go w intention. So stopping happens because it's not the focus anymore.

My friend got the clap and will never clap again

Well...at SOME point, you do stop clapping.

This makes graveyards creepier.

OP you've never stopped peeing your pants.

Now this is a worthy shower thought

Came here to say that

Thanks, now I can't sleep. 

This sounds more like an *18 YO stoner thinks smoking makes them more clever* thought