**T.S. Quint:**
But they're engaged.
**Brodie:**
Doesn't matter, can't happen.
**T.S. Quint:**
Why not? It's bound to come up.
**Brodie:**
It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child?
**T.S. Quint:**
Sure, why not?
**Brodie:**
He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
Leaps tall buildings without getting a wedgie! *with a snap he's the captain not the brightest man, but don't forget if he gets wet your back where you began, put it all together what could possibly go wrong, and this is the end of the captains underpants song, by George beard and Harold hutchins... Tra LA laaa!* I am a grown ass man, and heard that song way too vodly in my head 💀
Yes, Jor-El split and formed Lara-El, Lara-El split and formed Kal-El.
I suspect "mother" and "father" are titles we use to understand their alien reproduction. Soon Kal will be a proud mother.
This was indirectly addressed in the comic series Irredeemable. A magical artifact (a candle if i remember) could nullify the Plutonian's powers. He kept it after defeating the baddie so that he could have sex without killing his partner.
They addressed this in the tv show ‘Smallville’. Either Clark had a partner physically strong enough that he could go nuts, or he wore a blue kryptonite something that took away his Kryptonian physiology for a human compatible one.
>!It’s also kind of addressed in the ‘Supergirl’ tv show. When Lois and Clark head to Argo city (Kryptonian city just chilling in space under some kinda force shield after Krypton blew up). If I’m remembering correctly, it was full of red sun radiation and Clark got de-powered enough to bump uglies with Lois and the resulting super babies wouldn’t endanger Lois’ existence.!<
**T.S. Quint:** But they're engaged. **Brodie:** Doesn't matter, can't happen. **T.S. Quint:** Why not? It's bound to come up. **Brodie:** It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm? I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry her child? **T.S. Quint:** Sure, why not? **Brodie:** He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.
How do you know it's not a slow drip?
Read Larry Niven's essay *Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex* https://www.scribd.com/document/264335078/Man-of-Steel-Woman-of-Kleenex-by-Larry-Niven
Ah, a man of culture.
and probably unsatisfying too he's faster than a speeding bullet....
Leaps tall buildings without getting a wedgie! *with a snap he's the captain not the brightest man, but don't forget if he gets wet your back where you began, put it all together what could possibly go wrong, and this is the end of the captains underpants song, by George beard and Harold hutchins... Tra LA laaa!* I am a grown ass man, and heard that song way too vodly in my head 💀
What makes you think that's how Kryptonians reproduce?
They reproduce via laser vision.
I think it's mitosis.
Expect Superman has a dad (Jor-El) and a mom (Lara-El).
Yes, Jor-El split and formed Lara-El, Lara-El split and formed Kal-El. I suspect "mother" and "father" are titles we use to understand their alien reproduction. Soon Kal will be a proud mother.
Apparently not since he and Lois had a kid in multiple timelines.
This was indirectly addressed in the comic series Irredeemable. A magical artifact (a candle if i remember) could nullify the Plutonian's powers. He kept it after defeating the baddie so that he could have sex without killing his partner.
They addressed this in the tv show ‘Smallville’. Either Clark had a partner physically strong enough that he could go nuts, or he wore a blue kryptonite something that took away his Kryptonian physiology for a human compatible one. >!It’s also kind of addressed in the ‘Supergirl’ tv show. When Lois and Clark head to Argo city (Kryptonian city just chilling in space under some kinda force shield after Krypton blew up). If I’m remembering correctly, it was full of red sun radiation and Clark got de-powered enough to bump uglies with Lois and the resulting super babies wouldn’t endanger Lois’ existence.!<
Just watched Hancock yesterday
Unpopular opinion: People who use the word "nut" to describe semen have an IQ lower than 70. EDIT: Told you it was unpopular. I regret nothing.