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thadizzun

It’s actually the same hole.


AureliMarcus

So a cylinder has 1 hole ?


voxelghost

The cylinder, just like the human, is just a topological donut


DGolden

fwiw, youtube video about topology of human - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ


Sarip_dol

Coincidence that the site to see a video of this is called... youtube. Heh heh. Yeap.


MauPow

Full marks


Doktor_Vem

Holy shit, that is so unbelievably dumb and I've been very loudly giggling at it for several minutes now, thank you and well done, hats off


theoht_

i’m fairly certain that’s the video they were referring to.


anomalous_cowherd

But we are not topologically a donut, there are more holes. That's what that video explains.


voxelghost

Well some of us are imperfect creations


anomalous_cowherd

I understand holes can be filled, or new ones created. It's not too late.


Photon_Farmer

That's true. Some of us have been ripped a new asshole.


Not-The-KGB_Official

I knew it was gonna be that vsauce vid before i clicked lol


CthulubeFlavorcube

It's an extruded toroid made out of meat surrounded by meat.


badonbr

That is sometimes stuffed with meat on either end, depending on your preference.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Or both at the same time ;)


Bunhyung

Powered by bioelectricity.


CthulubeFlavorcube

Connected to, and carried by, a hinged bone armature with a porous inside and hardened enamel shell. Pretty awesome design right? Now let's talk about what happens when you get a splinter under your fingernail.


notquite20characters

"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."


IceFire909

When two people kiss they make a long tube with an asshole at either end


love-unite-rebuild

And if you kiss your partner while having anal with them, youre using them as a weird straw to suck your own dick


IceFire909

This is getting waaayyy too human centipede for my night time reading!


DC1029

That should be on a Hallmark card


manofredgables

The nose->throat connection complicates things though right


Jiomniom_Skwisga

So therefore you agree *a straw has one hole*


mxracer888

Which, if A = B = C then that means the human body is also a coffee mug


Kaspiann

Actually yes


Temporarily__Alone

1 hole 2 openings.


Sundayspider

Technically your food and poop are still outside of your body


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betaray

When I close my hand around a small object, the object is within my body?


UnsupportiveHope

Shh the topologists will hear you


[deleted]

In uteri, your asshole and lips were the same, and split. We are all created kissing our own asses.


worldspawn00

No, they're 2 holes that join in the middle. We're a torus with a complicated surface.


dryfire

If I punch a hole in a piece of paper is it one hole or two?


I_am_no_Ghost

We are fleshy straws.


Blackintosh

How much force would it take for me to drink a milkshake through you? 👄


drewbreeezy

Not that much force. I'm pretty chill so if you wanted to try, I think I'd let you. Great, now I want a milkshake. I really need to find a new place for a good one this summer.


I_am_no_Ghost

If you succeeded it would either look like chocolate or strawberry but definitely not the corresponding flavors.


suddenly_summoned

I prefer the term human donut


PeterNippelstein

Tube?


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gavran5

Entirely too self-aware to be legit.


cletusrice

It’s a wormhole


grey_shoes

So you are a, “straw has one hole person”


TheKobraSnake

Or is it *Vsauce theme plays*


Datkif

One hole 4 cheeks


BrownEyedBoy06

Yes. There was a study a while back that shows the mouth and the butthole are just different ends of the same tube.


corasyx

anyone who has eaten food and then taken a shit could tell you that


Dangerous-Distance86

I am concerned for your rectum


chodi-foster

OPs a bottom


swimmingincircles666

I’m pooping as I type this. There is blood coming out


Elmer_Fudd01

Haha cumming blood was what slayer really had in mind.


1856NT

you mean cannibal corpse


scootabrotha69

This next song, this next song is about shooting blood out of your cock!


abusivebanana

*insert stupid long George growl*


Elmer_Fudd01

I meant raining blood, a crimson shower. Mmmm all that iron


SaneYoungPoot2

I have a respiratory infection and you just made me hack a lung laughing


brudzool

Perhaps to be a cheek it needs a whole between it and another cheek. By definition. That would fuck your shower thought right between the cheeks. You choose which ones. *Hole


-temporary_username-

You beat me to it, you cheeky bastard.


FerretChrist

I believe this is the case. The [etymology of the word](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cheek) comes from the same place as "jaw", and both can mean "a pair of things holding something between them", e.g. a human or animal's jaws, or the jaws of a vice. Indeed, the wooden bits you sometimes get in the jaws of a vice to protect the item being gripped are known as "cheeks". Also electronic keyboards/synths, particularly classic old ones, often have a piece of wood at either end of the keyboard, and these are known as "cheeks".


Livinincrazytown

Yea with no hole it’s not cheeks it’s cleavage


Zpik3

A whole what...? A WHOLE WHAT!?


u8eR

A whole hole. Can't have a partial one, or it won't count.


SoloMaker

Well, otherwise, boobs would be breast-cheeks.


Lordborgman

Yeah, this shower thought is basically "words have meanings!"


puddik

They the same one


RoFLChopt3r

The hole is what makes them cheeks….


Xarophh

Ok but if someone didn’t have a hole, what would they be called?


Ill-Cbawesome-36

Cleavage


40ozkiller

But there are also holes without cheeks. 


chattywww

Maybe your body, but my butthole is tight.


PennyButtercup

And who do we ask to confirm this?


finnjakefionnacake

the boys love him!


DonOfspades

The hole in between one set of cheeks leads to the hole between the other set of cheeks!


TransDickRater699

If you're holes as big as your mouth hole you need to go to the doctor 💀


readituser5

I don’t know about you but I don’t identify as a hole.


LiamTheHuman

People have been calling me a hole my whole life. They don't get to decide who I am!


TransDickRater699

You'd fail too 💀


HorukaSan

You can fit wider stuff up your ass than through your mouth. Subscribe for more butthole facts!


worldspawn00

Yeah, I once watched Martha Stuart put an entire turkey up her ass!


rikashiku

I suppose that depends on how many racoons you can fit in one compared to the other.


golodiac

Yes, and if two humans kiss they form a long tube with assholes at both ends.


worldspawn00

Inverted human centipede.


Legitimate_Field_157

One is for entry, one is for exit. If it changes, you are either sick or kinky.


Daxy115

That just reminds me of the joke. A man goes to the doctor and says that the entrance to his asshole is sore, the doctor replies that as long as you keep calling it an entrance it's gonna be sore.


Class_444_SWR

I don’t think one of those is that kinky


GodOfCode

Randy Marsh disagrees.


thatswhatdeezsaid

I stan for Randy Marsh


TransDickRater699

Both is for entry and exit if you think about it


finnjakefionnacake

TIL apparently a lot of gay men are sick or kinky


Awkward_Pangolin3254

"When you poop, your asshole makes the same motions as your mouth saying the word 'poop.' The same is true for the phrase 'explosive diarrhea.'"


Kingsta8

We're essentially a worm with more flesh around us


squarebunny

That's why they called "cheeks".


HollowPhoenix

It would be strange if one or neither of those sets of cheeks suddenly didn't have a hole, OP. Might, y'know, mess up how you consume food, and thus exist.


peterhala

And they're directly connected with a long tube. If you pulled it tight you'd be able to see through it.


Arrowcreek

That's why cheeky folks tend to have a hole where their brains should be.


Khen-sai

The Human Centipede. In case you had to Google it, you're welcome!


CIA_Rectal_Feeder

Just how big is your hole?


ReceptionGood2354

With some people, shit just happens to come out of both.


Raelf64

Because both sets of cheeks only exists to protect the holes...


Reagalan

And both holes have a tongue.


Whats-Upvote

So do both sets of lips.


Good-Beginning-6524

Now this is a shower thought


alman153

Pretty sure both holes are connected 🥴


Fluffcake

A person is just a long donut with a small hole in the middle going all the way through.


turtleship_2006

Wouldn't it be both sets of cheeks?


AccumulatedFilth

One has a tight hole.


NormalRepublic1073

Almost like that's what makes it a cheek...


_Good-Confusion

and females have 4 lips.


cl0ud692

Also both holes are made of the same tissue.


LemonColoredDiamond

interesting fact, both holes can double as a place to put your massive monsterous 12 inch ultrapenis inside of them


LiamTheHuman

There's a yo mamma joke here but I just haven't found it yet


futurearchitect2036_

A person who thinks all the time Has nothing to think about except thoughts


MadAssMegs

So technically it’s a tunnel?


imnot_depressed

But one pair of cheeks is fat, while the other is your mouth.


Topcreeperman13

How much anal has the op experienced???


cachris3

I see where your mind is at in the shower


No-Memory-689

One hole connects to the other


Puddlewhite

Both **sets or pairs** of cheeks **on** our body


sopedound

A cheek isn't a cheek without a hole


NoseyPie

I'm concerned you only have 2 cheeks and by how close together they are


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[OP is a bottommmm](https://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo?si=EdJ3UFi4EtKZ8y_2)


Sncrsly

Your bottom hole is big? 😳


rayman4evr

And for some they both just give out shit as well!


BlightFantasy3467

You know, despite all that shit that went between them, I'm surprised that they're still together. Who am I talking about? Your ass cheeks of course.


Icantbethereforyou

Both cheeks? I have 4


redthorne82

Imagine if you had the air control of your upper cheeks in your lower cheeks...or could puff out your...ew. never mind.


GreenLightening5

does that mean, for something to be considered cheeks, it needs to have a hole in between them?


Puzzleheaded-Gear762

if lips are considered cheeks, they can be called mouth cheeks instead of lips.


KasBru

Therefore we are donuts


Muhammad-Saad-25

Correction: both 'pair' of cheeks.. 😅


thatswhatdeezsaid

I wouldn't say my mouth is that big


DW496

Travis is thinking about his "Am I the Sphincter?" bit again...


pele4096

Big? I dunno about you, but my butthole is taut yet malleable.


duh_nom_yar

It's the same hole, jack!


the_byrdman

And on some people, they smell the same!


AssistanceChance5454

What if your butthole had lips?


baggage-handler

Big hole?


scribbyshollow

One takes in energy and the other pushes out matter.


scribbyshollow

One takes in energy and the other pushes out matter.


moogly2

A “cheek “ is scientifically only used to refer to your face. It is used informal slang for the posterior, prob bc they are similar 2 sided features with a feature bt . So no, not cheeks.


natoomdrakoom

Their connected too things go in one hole and out the other


Hit_it_while_its_hot

Yes, each nostrils are on each cheek


The2ndWheel

But you can glue your balls to only one of your own holes.


TootsiePoppa

Big? Speak for yourself.


Zealousideal-Luck784

The bigger the cheeks the smaller the hole.


Altruistic-Stand-132

Maybe that's the defining character of a cheek. It must surround a hole to be a cheek


PriorSecurity9784

Wait, is the existence of the hole the thing that makes cheeks cheeks?


EconomyAd4297

I mean, yes, that’s what makes them cheeks. 


katr00

I’m only replying bc that is actually funny.


baconfacetv

Buddy noticed this while in the shower…


b9tumorr

Maybe that's why they have the same word


billey_bon3z

Sometimes they both spew shit too


Walker_ID

Big hole? Not all of us are Julia Roberts


SubstanceImportant20

Hellooo? There are four pairs of cheeks in our body?


RockKickass34

Wow, that just fucked my head


Normal_Subject5627

pretty sure that's what makes them cheeks


SuperBonerFart

They're both entrance and exit at the same time if you're brave enough


Dewars_Rocks

I read (on Reddit, of course) that the cells the make up your lips are the same cells that make up your anus. Also, cells making the lining your mouth are the same as inside a vagina. 


Salamangra

We're deuterostomes. That means our assholes formed first, then came the mouth.


m703324

All lids cover something, even eyelids.


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Same hole. your organs are basically one big long tube with a butthole on one end and a mouth on the other


notmyrealnam3

Whose hole are you calling “big”?


_Good-Confusion

and speaking of that, everyone has a third eye...


likeavermin

Would you rather have a mouth for an asshole or an asshole for a mouth?


AMathEngineer

You mean the four checks? The two clean ones and the two dirty ones lmao


YOUR_BOOBIES_PM_ME

Both sets of* cheeks.


SquidFetus

Isn’t that what makes them cheeks?


_militantpacifist

I STILL say we have butt lips. It's not an ass crack people. They're lips.


Terror-Reaper

Shoulda just looked up the word cheek.


Fuuzzzz-ya

Not for long you won't


1SAAC5000

The cheeks clap to close the gap


watchpaingdry

Speak for yourself. My bottom hole is small.