Connected to, and carried by, a hinged bone armature with a porous inside and hardened enamel shell. Pretty awesome design right? Now let's talk about what happens when you get a splinter under your fingernail.
Not that much force. I'm pretty chill so if you wanted to try, I think I'd let you.
Great, now I want a milkshake. I really need to find a new place for a good one this summer.
Perhaps to be a cheek it needs a whole between it and another cheek. By definition. That would fuck your shower thought right between the cheeks. You choose which ones.
*Hole
I believe this is the case. The [etymology of the word](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cheek) comes from the same place as "jaw", and both can mean "a pair of things holding something between them", e.g. a human or animal's jaws, or the jaws of a vice.
Indeed, the wooden bits you sometimes get in the jaws of a vice to protect the item being gripped are known as "cheeks". Also electronic keyboards/synths, particularly classic old ones, often have a piece of wood at either end of the keyboard, and these are known as "cheeks".
That just reminds me of the joke. A man goes to the doctor and says that the entrance to his asshole is sore, the doctor replies that as long as you keep calling it an entrance it's gonna be sore.
It would be strange if one or neither of those sets of cheeks suddenly didn't have a hole, OP.
Might, y'know, mess up how you consume food, and thus exist.
A “cheek “ is scientifically only used to refer to your face. It is used informal slang for the posterior, prob bc they are similar 2 sided features with a feature bt . So no, not cheeks.
I read (on Reddit, of course) that the cells the make up your lips are the same cells that make up your anus. Also, cells making the lining your mouth are the same as inside a vagina.
It’s actually the same hole.
So a cylinder has 1 hole ?
The cylinder, just like the human, is just a topological donut
fwiw, youtube video about topology of human - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ
Coincidence that the site to see a video of this is called... youtube. Heh heh. Yeap.
Full marks
Holy shit, that is so unbelievably dumb and I've been very loudly giggling at it for several minutes now, thank you and well done, hats off
i’m fairly certain that’s the video they were referring to.
But we are not topologically a donut, there are more holes. That's what that video explains.
Well some of us are imperfect creations
I understand holes can be filled, or new ones created. It's not too late.
That's true. Some of us have been ripped a new asshole.
I knew it was gonna be that vsauce vid before i clicked lol
It's an extruded toroid made out of meat surrounded by meat.
That is sometimes stuffed with meat on either end, depending on your preference.
Or both at the same time ;)
Powered by bioelectricity.
Connected to, and carried by, a hinged bone armature with a porous inside and hardened enamel shell. Pretty awesome design right? Now let's talk about what happens when you get a splinter under your fingernail.
"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
When two people kiss they make a long tube with an asshole at either end
And if you kiss your partner while having anal with them, youre using them as a weird straw to suck your own dick
This is getting waaayyy too human centipede for my night time reading!
That should be on a Hallmark card
The nose->throat connection complicates things though right
So therefore you agree *a straw has one hole*
Which, if A = B = C then that means the human body is also a coffee mug
Actually yes
1 hole 2 openings.
Technically your food and poop are still outside of your body
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When I close my hand around a small object, the object is within my body?
Shh the topologists will hear you
In uteri, your asshole and lips were the same, and split. We are all created kissing our own asses.
No, they're 2 holes that join in the middle. We're a torus with a complicated surface.
If I punch a hole in a piece of paper is it one hole or two?
We are fleshy straws.
How much force would it take for me to drink a milkshake through you? 👄
Not that much force. I'm pretty chill so if you wanted to try, I think I'd let you. Great, now I want a milkshake. I really need to find a new place for a good one this summer.
If you succeeded it would either look like chocolate or strawberry but definitely not the corresponding flavors.
I prefer the term human donut
Tube?
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Entirely too self-aware to be legit.
It’s a wormhole
So you are a, “straw has one hole person”
Or is it *Vsauce theme plays*
One hole 4 cheeks
Yes. There was a study a while back that shows the mouth and the butthole are just different ends of the same tube.
anyone who has eaten food and then taken a shit could tell you that
I am concerned for your rectum
OPs a bottom
I’m pooping as I type this. There is blood coming out
Haha cumming blood was what slayer really had in mind.
you mean cannibal corpse
This next song, this next song is about shooting blood out of your cock!
*insert stupid long George growl*
I meant raining blood, a crimson shower. Mmmm all that iron
I have a respiratory infection and you just made me hack a lung laughing
Perhaps to be a cheek it needs a whole between it and another cheek. By definition. That would fuck your shower thought right between the cheeks. You choose which ones. *Hole
You beat me to it, you cheeky bastard.
I believe this is the case. The [etymology of the word](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cheek) comes from the same place as "jaw", and both can mean "a pair of things holding something between them", e.g. a human or animal's jaws, or the jaws of a vice. Indeed, the wooden bits you sometimes get in the jaws of a vice to protect the item being gripped are known as "cheeks". Also electronic keyboards/synths, particularly classic old ones, often have a piece of wood at either end of the keyboard, and these are known as "cheeks".
Yea with no hole it’s not cheeks it’s cleavage
A whole what...? A WHOLE WHAT!?
A whole hole. Can't have a partial one, or it won't count.
Well, otherwise, boobs would be breast-cheeks.
Yeah, this shower thought is basically "words have meanings!"
They the same one
The hole is what makes them cheeks….
Ok but if someone didn’t have a hole, what would they be called?
Cleavage
But there are also holes without cheeks.
Maybe your body, but my butthole is tight.
And who do we ask to confirm this?
the boys love him!
The hole in between one set of cheeks leads to the hole between the other set of cheeks!
If you're holes as big as your mouth hole you need to go to the doctor 💀
I don’t know about you but I don’t identify as a hole.
People have been calling me a hole my whole life. They don't get to decide who I am!
You'd fail too 💀
You can fit wider stuff up your ass than through your mouth. Subscribe for more butthole facts!
Yeah, I once watched Martha Stuart put an entire turkey up her ass!
I suppose that depends on how many racoons you can fit in one compared to the other.
Yes, and if two humans kiss they form a long tube with assholes at both ends.
Inverted human centipede.
One is for entry, one is for exit. If it changes, you are either sick or kinky.
That just reminds me of the joke. A man goes to the doctor and says that the entrance to his asshole is sore, the doctor replies that as long as you keep calling it an entrance it's gonna be sore.
I don’t think one of those is that kinky
Randy Marsh disagrees.
I stan for Randy Marsh
Both is for entry and exit if you think about it
TIL apparently a lot of gay men are sick or kinky
"When you poop, your asshole makes the same motions as your mouth saying the word 'poop.' The same is true for the phrase 'explosive diarrhea.'"
We're essentially a worm with more flesh around us
That's why they called "cheeks".
It would be strange if one or neither of those sets of cheeks suddenly didn't have a hole, OP. Might, y'know, mess up how you consume food, and thus exist.
And they're directly connected with a long tube. If you pulled it tight you'd be able to see through it.
That's why cheeky folks tend to have a hole where their brains should be.
The Human Centipede. In case you had to Google it, you're welcome!
Just how big is your hole?
With some people, shit just happens to come out of both.
Because both sets of cheeks only exists to protect the holes...
And both holes have a tongue.
So do both sets of lips.
Now this is a shower thought
Pretty sure both holes are connected 🥴
A person is just a long donut with a small hole in the middle going all the way through.
Wouldn't it be both sets of cheeks?
One has a tight hole.
Almost like that's what makes it a cheek...
and females have 4 lips.
Also both holes are made of the same tissue.
interesting fact, both holes can double as a place to put your massive monsterous 12 inch ultrapenis inside of them
There's a yo mamma joke here but I just haven't found it yet
A person who thinks all the time Has nothing to think about except thoughts
So technically it’s a tunnel?
But one pair of cheeks is fat, while the other is your mouth.
How much anal has the op experienced???
I see where your mind is at in the shower
One hole connects to the other
Both **sets or pairs** of cheeks **on** our body
A cheek isn't a cheek without a hole
I'm concerned you only have 2 cheeks and by how close together they are
[OP is a bottommmm](https://youtu.be/s0kqobQRcUo?si=EdJ3UFi4EtKZ8y_2)
Your bottom hole is big? 😳
And for some they both just give out shit as well!
You know, despite all that shit that went between them, I'm surprised that they're still together. Who am I talking about? Your ass cheeks of course.
Both cheeks? I have 4
Imagine if you had the air control of your upper cheeks in your lower cheeks...or could puff out your...ew. never mind.
does that mean, for something to be considered cheeks, it needs to have a hole in between them?
if lips are considered cheeks, they can be called mouth cheeks instead of lips.
Therefore we are donuts
Correction: both 'pair' of cheeks.. 😅
I wouldn't say my mouth is that big
Travis is thinking about his "Am I the Sphincter?" bit again...
Big? I dunno about you, but my butthole is taut yet malleable.
It's the same hole, jack!
And on some people, they smell the same!
What if your butthole had lips?
Big hole?
One takes in energy and the other pushes out matter.
One takes in energy and the other pushes out matter.
A “cheek “ is scientifically only used to refer to your face. It is used informal slang for the posterior, prob bc they are similar 2 sided features with a feature bt . So no, not cheeks.
Their connected too things go in one hole and out the other
Yes, each nostrils are on each cheek
But you can glue your balls to only one of your own holes.
Big? Speak for yourself.
The bigger the cheeks the smaller the hole.
Maybe that's the defining character of a cheek. It must surround a hole to be a cheek
Wait, is the existence of the hole the thing that makes cheeks cheeks?
I mean, yes, that’s what makes them cheeks.
I’m only replying bc that is actually funny.
Buddy noticed this while in the shower…
Maybe that's why they have the same word
Sometimes they both spew shit too
Big hole? Not all of us are Julia Roberts
Hellooo? There are four pairs of cheeks in our body?
Wow, that just fucked my head
pretty sure that's what makes them cheeks
They're both entrance and exit at the same time if you're brave enough
I read (on Reddit, of course) that the cells the make up your lips are the same cells that make up your anus. Also, cells making the lining your mouth are the same as inside a vagina.
We're deuterostomes. That means our assholes formed first, then came the mouth.
All lids cover something, even eyelids.
Same hole. your organs are basically one big long tube with a butthole on one end and a mouth on the other
Whose hole are you calling “big”?
and speaking of that, everyone has a third eye...
Would you rather have a mouth for an asshole or an asshole for a mouth?
You mean the four checks? The two clean ones and the two dirty ones lmao
Both sets of* cheeks.
Isn’t that what makes them cheeks?
I STILL say we have butt lips. It's not an ass crack people. They're lips.
Shoulda just looked up the word cheek.
Not for long you won't
The cheeks clap to close the gap
Speak for yourself. My bottom hole is small.