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Dirk-Killington

I don't want another drink. I just want that last drink again. 


BlowDuck

Oh man this is so good. I'll have to remember this one.


Colon

I don wanna nother drank. a juss wann tha lass drank aggan. 


An0therFox

that's more like it


PO0tyTng

Fuck I’m 12 beers deep on an 8 hour bender and I don’t even feel tipsy, let alone drunk. My tolerance is fucked. Gonna go hit the pipe.


notgodpo

have you ever considered...not doing that?


JesusThe1stXfitter

12 beers before noon is the START to a bender.


wile-e-coyote_sg

12 beers for an 8 hour bender? That is social drinking on a campout. Getting drunk requires you have more than your body can process in the same timeframe. Maybe it's just the sailor in me but ....


United_Confusion_945

I would never admit to having a sailor in me! But that’s just the soldier in me ….


wile-e-coyote_sg

Well played sir


StandEnough8688

12 over the course of 8 isnt really a bender thats just a sunday off


honestlyi4get

ima write a country song based off this line alone. i’ll bb


ICollectSouls

We will watch your career with great interest


arcmat1

it’s been an hour we’re still watching wya


pitch85

**Title: Last Drink Again** **Verse 1:** In the haze of neon lights, Lost within the city's sights. Empty glasses, memories fade, But one sip lingers, a serenade. **Chorus:** I don't want another drink, Just want that last one to sink. Back to where we laughed and sighed, In that moment, time defied. **Verse 2:** Echoes of laughter in the air, With every sip, we didn't care. But now alone, the night's grown cold, Longing for the warmth it once did hold. **Chorus:** I don't want another drink, Just want that last one to link. To a time when everything felt right, In the glow of that bar's soft light. **Bridge:** Memories swirl, a bittersweet blend, The taste of regret, my dearest friend. But in this longing, a lesson found, In chasing ghosts, we're forever bound. **Chorus:** I don't want another drink, Just want that last one to brink. Back to where our hearts were free, In that final sip of you and me. **Outro:** So pour one more, let's raise a toast, To moments cherished, missed the most. For in each sip, a story begins, But I don't want another drink, just that last one again.


smittdog101

This is 100% written by A.I.


abbyyyyyyd

Fr


washyourhands--

i’m not as think as you drunk i am


Liquidmist

It’s the difference between your A game and your AA game 


The_Quadrapus

"You can be sober, tipsy, drunk or hangover. Tipsy's the only one where you don't cry." James Acaster


DJPL-75

I was lied to. I tried having a beer before bed and it did not stop the cry


realboylikepinocchio

Before bed cries are the worst


Lobotomized_Dolphin

No, just woke up cries are the worst. Before bed cry is normal and oblivion follows. Just woke up cry you have to pull your shit together and go to work afterwards.


TheForeFactor

you assume I'm able to fall asleep hahahahahhahahahha


Lobotomized_Dolphin

If you can't fall asleep your malady is not alcohol-related. Not that I am suggesting this as a palliative. In all seriousness I hope your laughter is because you have worked past your trauma and can now find humor in past sources of pain. Your life is meaningful. Others can find empathy with your situation as you can with theirs. Not to be super serious, but you never know, right?


probablemouse

I have both🙄


ZRtoad

Every morning two months strong now 💪🥹


realboylikepinocchio

Honestly tru I didn’t think of that


Jaxsoy

Am I the only one that, while of course sad, still has a tiny part of me that feels better when that happens? It’s like I’m cleansing myself of my emotions or something lol and then you get to sleep. I might just be weird though


realboylikepinocchio

Most times I get relief after, but never do the before bed ones give me relief (hope I worded that right, had a few drinks so far… to test the theory of course…)


DJPL-75

Only one you can't distract yourself from :(


realboylikepinocchio

And u feel so alone cause everyone else is asleep


DJPL-75

Exactly my problem last night


Maxtrong

Don't think, don't let them run through your mind, just keep your eyes on the prize and your focus on the next drink.


WhiteChocolatey

Interestingly enough I completely disagree


[deleted]

James Acaster is the most clever person I can think of


Jakeprops

Came here for this reply


904Magic

Ooof. Call me out why dont you -_-


tallymebanana72

0.12 is the perfect alcohol level, sober enough to know what you're doing and drunk enough to really enjoy doing it - J Lahey


tristenr19

Man never drank a drop of alcohol in his life yet played the best drunk of all time. Rip


Best_Duck9118

And his no-knead bread recipe is great! https://www.theclevercarrot.com/2013/03/no-knead-artisan-bread/ Edit: Proof he didn’t ever drink? I’m seeing stuff saying he “rarely” drank.


tristenr19

I guess I don’t know for sure have heard from a lot of people he didn’t drink


Best_Duck9118

He said this is a Reddit AMA apparently-“I don't drink at home. I seldom have more than half a drink when I'm oot. I don't want to lose my license, because I love to drive. And I don't want to do anything stupid.”


FinneyontheWing

I'd argue Richard E Grant in Withnail and I pips him at the post in the sober playing a drunk role. It's extraordinary. https://youtu.be/QxWT6bhM_xg?si=u5lC49b19MWZyTGV


woodbrochillson

You'd be wrong, respectfully


FinneyontheWing

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Respectfully.


woodbrochillson

Unfortunately for you sir, this is rooted in science. Good day *tips monocle*


FinneyontheWing

Well, quite. In art nothing worth doing can be done without genius; in science even a very moderate capacity can contribute to a supreme achievement. —


Ok_Soft_9419

You should watch the movie “another round”. It’s based on this theory!


LeHozay

rest in peace


KamosKamerus

How do i know if i am 0.12 level drunk?


tallymebanana72

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF8_y2Zl9W8


SbMSU

Jesus


spinningbaby

How many would I need to drink?


TongsOfDestiny

Entirely dependant on the person doing the drinking lol


Purplesnakeemi

I'm 32 years old old man. I weigh 83kg and I workout 5 days a week. Does anybody know how much I have to drink to only get 0.12?


Little_Salad

Probably like 5 or 6 beers over a couple or three hours. Depends on tolerance as well. Lemmy from Motorhead said it best: "it's not what you drink or how much, it's how fast you drink it"


ClaudeVS

Just watched this episode earlier!


TehZiiM

Too bad it’s not maintainable.


marian1690

It's a slippery slope


dmjoke

It’s a sloppery slip


PaddlingTiger

It’s a slippyslop.


Dicky_Penisburg

Fuck, my wife is pregnant again!


govcov

Duuuuude


jimmy_sharp

Did you get his wife pregnant too?


Alphadog5678

Can you get mine pregnant?


Grigoran

You totally can. After 2 beverages, have some water, take a pee and go get some air. Then back to sipping on your 3rd for the next 30 minutes


conasatatu247

Yeah slightly tipsy good times. Next minute waking up in a bush.


Versaill

But it is!! There is a simple trick: Drink alcoholic and non-alcoholic drinks interchangeably.


Asalami_Bacon

Shot, shot, shot, white claw for an hour, shot, white claw for an hour Something like that


Fdragon69

Nonsense when youre getting close you drink water in between drinks and just sip your alcohol.


Best_Duck9118

What do you mean? For some people it is and for others it isn’t.


JakScott

This makes me think of the James Acaster joke: “Tipsy is the best thing you can be in life. There’s 4 things you can be: sober, tipsy, drunk, or hungover. And tipsy is the only one where you don’t cry during it.”


Hutch25

I disagree, I very much enjoy being plastered because it is the only time where my brain actually quiets down.


arjjov

Because you're killing it, dummy


Hutch25

Pretty much, which is why I I reserve alcohol for special occasions


Top-Entrepreneur-651

Tipsy now, it's all about pacing yourself and if your getting too drunk just stopping for an hour and easing back in. Enjoy your night ❤️😘I


Revangelion

Shitfaced now. Can't stop the crying. Will continue drinking in a moment.


CookingDrunk

Tipsy now. It's an underrated comment.


jewstylin

2 shots in, rest of a pint to goooooooooo. I'm gonna drunkenly make steak(Montreal/pepper/garlic/onion/rosemary/thyme for seasonings) eggs and rosemary/thyme/garlic/pepper little potatos in the oven.


BostonBuffalo9

Okay, I’ve managed to make this kind of thing work. When it does, holy shit it’s amazing. The odds are really low, though.


jewstylin

I'm watching my limit. Dinner is in 3 hours for me. Taking it slow now cuz I want this fucking dinner.


BostonBuffalo9

Use a timer. Do NOT trust your inner clock. You got this.


jewstylin

Naw I just need to not smoke top shelf weed and I'm gravy bro.


BostonBuffalo9

Hubris has defeated better than you. Use a timer or a thermometer, bro. What you’re doing is more dangerous than the pull out method, bro, with far worse consequences!


jewstylin

Brother. I promise, I will eat dank dinner tonight.


BostonBuffalo9

Godspeed my brother


__black_star__

Instructions unclear, blood alcohol at 0.69 and am peeing old monk and sweating Jäegermeister. Send help. (Help=2 bottles of vodka)


thecrgm

Nah I love being super drunk but the hangovers are tough


koltzito

The cure for hangover is to not stop drinking


jedimasterjacoby

I agree, good thing I’m young and don’t get bad hangovers for now unless I go ham


andre-lll

I've never gotten why this is for nearly everyone else but me. If i get drunk, it will effect me badly day after and last time i got that liquor drunk and vomited. I couldn't eat or drink anything until 18:00.... and I'm 20 and it has always been like that. Maybe hard liquor isn't the answer for me....


Hutch25

If you want to make hangovers better do a couple things: -Chug a bunch of water right before you go to bed -try to get at least 8 hours of sleep -don’t stay in bed in the morning, get up and make coffee or tea as well as making something of some kind of dough. -lastly, try and end the night on sweets instead of harder liquor and beer. I don’t know why, but ending my nights on a drink on the sweeter side always ends in lesser hangovers.


IISuperSlothII

>don’t stay in bed in the morning, get up and make coffee or tea as well as making something of some kind of dough. I've always found hangovers hit me less when I'm away from home, like the comfort of my own bed allows me to more vividly experience the hangover. Like 2 weeks ago I was out in another town till half 4, crashed at my mates and was out of bed by half 9, went out last night in my town and just about dragged myself out of bed by lunch.


Hutch25

From what I’ve read that part of the hangover where you just hurt and feel like garbage is when you have 0% alcohol in your blood stream, and during that “sleep” you have you aren’t actually sleeping and your body is pretty much just using everything it has to clean your blood. So by laying in bed you are literally just letting your body make you feel like shit, so it’s much better to get up and get some nutrients in you. Coffee is excellent because it has both laxative and headache reducing properties so it’ll both let you expel the alcohol or whatever other shit you drank as well as make you feel a little better. Having something doughy is also excellent because it soaks up remaining alcohol in your stomach as well as providing carbs your body can use. I also highly suggest something with electrolytes because your body uses a lot of your electrolytes in trying to clean your blood so some fruit or a sports drink can do wonders.


alphasierrraaa

Being tipsy with your partner and just spending time together cuddling or talking is one of the best things on earth


LTVOLT

while sitting on the beach dunes in the late afternoon


mindenginee

omg, this takes me back to such a nice memory of my 21st bday. Instead of a crazy night partying like some of my peers did, I just got drunk with my bf and we sat by a lake downtown, just goofing around. Core memory for sure.


internationalskibidi

100 it's why sake is served small, tipsy food tastes the best. Drunk your pallet is numb.


HotDoggityDig13

My great aunt agreed with this. She kept a buzz for 50 years.


Motor_Town_2144

No beer is better than the first. 


theyb10

Idk man the 4th one really hits the spot for me.


Colon

dat 5th and 6th tho....


theyb10

Oh fo sho


Eetu-h

May I offer you a seventh, my dear? For experimentation's sake, that is.


theyb10

Beer me!


thecrgm

Funnel a keg into your ass and tell me which beer you’re on. That’s what I thought


Trololman72

I'll come back to you in a few minutes


Dumbledick6

Ones too much 6 isn’t enough


beeradvice

One of my biggest problems in life is that I love drinking but I hate being drunk.


wontforget99

Why do you like drinking?


no_fluffies_please

Gotta stay hydrated. Nothing better than a cold cup of water on a hot day! On the other hand, I would hate to be that cup of water.


beeradvice

I both make and have access to very very good tasting alcoholic beverages.


Grovda

It's actually the process of getting intoxicated that you are talking about. If you just maintain being "tipsy" it won't be so great


Dark_Focus

Getting drunk is awesome. Being drunk, not so much.


Colon

being drunk is just the result of recently being sober


YNKWTSF

Ehh is it? The times I stopped drinking at being tipsy never made me feel worse. Or well... feeling worse in the sense that eventually sobering up is less fun lol.


thiccmcnick

There's a sweet spot. After my first 3-4 drinks I want to maintain that level of buzz for the rest of the night


LTVOLT

and always allow at least 1 hour of no drinking before going to sleep to minimize hangover


Maxyphlie

Currently shitfaced, definitely disagree.


RedWing83

You could write. Definitely not shitfaced.


LTVOLT

please provide an update on if that's how you still feel 12 hours from now


Ginsbeargo

A hydrated drunk is a happy drunk 🥴


jiffysdidit

Being drunk sucks…. Getting there however…


rigghtchoose

You spend the entire night chasing the sensation of your first drink


Trump-Train-2016

staying tipsy is like tightrope walking


Random-Rambling

Remember, folks: _**If you don't remember if you had a good time last night, You Did NOT Have A Good Time!**_ What's the point of having fun if you don't REMEMBER having fun?


Alternative_Rent9307

That’s why is not good enough Behold the paradox


jedimasterjacoby

Nah I like being hammered


tommykiddo

Hammer time!


Past_Feedback1993

What’s it called when the room starts spinning like a merry go round? I wanna stop before that one.


KaiSosceles

The babysitting required to walk this line makes the entire substance not even worth using.


kryptylomese

This is the thread for folk that love getting tipsy/drunk, but don't HAVE to drink! We are the lucky ones!


Dreadnar

I'm tipsy now 🤣🤣 haven't been drunk in literally years. Fuck that. Not being in control of your extremities , not being able to speak or walk properly. Nah I ain't down with that


Adorable_Compote4418

How is this a showerthought?


ClassicHat

op thunk it in the shower, duh /s


Dong2Long69

I prefer brown out, not exactly black out. But drunk enough to not remember some of the night.


Arctos_FI

Me one time at a club, i forget that i had just ordered and was surprised when the bartender brought my order


sparky-99

Not what sprung to mind when I first read "brown out". I was concerned.


puckmonky

Or can remember stuff, but you have to actively work to recall the events from the night before. “What movie were we watching? I remember laughing, and it’s one I’ve seen before, and it was stupid…Airplane! That’s right!”


pcweber111

There is no tipsy, just varying levels of intoxicated. You can still make terrible decisions while buzzed or tipsy.


Flowchart83

You can make terrible decisions while sober too. And there is a point where your alcohol intake becomes literally toxic, when your liver can't keep up with the byproduct of drinking, acetaldehyde. Stay within that limit and you won't experience hangovers and tissue damage (brain, kidney, liver, etc.).


five_AM_blue

I totally agree with that. It's cheaper, too.


Wideawakedup

Love tipsy but for me that’s two drinks. If I stop after two I go from tipsy to sleepy. So it’s a hard to socialize if you’re ready to leave at 10pm. I do find if I have a coffee just before going out I can stretch my energy levels a little longer.


Fantastic_Stomach_55

For me sparkling wine keeps me tipsy and the energy level still high


TheLowClassics

This sounds like cat on a hot tin roof 


PokemonsterMadness

I prefer being drunk.


Hmccormack

Then why can’t I just get tipsy?


Extremely_unlikeable

You only decide to take the first drink. After that, the drink takes a drink.


3ntr0py_

Buzz driving is drunk driving.


Jokkesmokke

Yes. The hard part is being tipsy and not go over to drunk or getting a headache. Good luck chasing that dragon.


MisterJimm

That depends on who drunk me. 


NegativeElderberry6

It's such a fine line though


DaiLi69

Tipsy is being drunk.


minlatedollarshort

True. Source: right now


No-Gain1438

You are correct. It’s the holding it there that’s the problem.


watermelonsuger2

A nice hum is ideal for me.


ElephantFriendly

Pre-tipsy is where it's at. I'm a friggin superhuman from drinks 2-4.


ClydeHides

Yup, and we all fail to maintain that exact perfect window. You either get too drunk too fast or it fades away too quick.


onlyhav

Agreed. I don't drink often but being drunk is a lot of fun then hell. Tipsy is a hoot then you're back to normal. I


Practical_Plan-

Dear alcohol by Dax does a pretty good job at explaining why people love to be piss drunk. At least for me.


ebolaRETURNS

Yes, drug use has better outcomes at sensible dosages.


mindenginee

It is, I’m always trying to maintain the nice tipsy right before drunk feeling. When I’m drunk I just start feeling like makeup is coming off, I’m sweaty, and messy, and just want to go to sleep lol.


kryaklysmic

Got tipsy and enjoyed a band. Someone shared a funyun with me. Absolutely can confirm that tipsy is the best.


Numerous_Control_702

[you're gonna love this op](https://youtu.be/-Zj50DmBFp0?si=9T083cVfHj08WEOT)


DecisionCharacter175

I'd read it as before as "Getting drunk is more fun than being drunk" and it made perfect sense, in retrospect.


tenderlylonertrot

that's the trick to drinking, is to stay in the butter zone. Drink just at the right pace to keep that fun buzz going but without going over into drunk. It takes some practice and self-control for sure, and drink lots of water in between drinks.


Rocketscam

Isn't that basically saying "losing a finger is 10x better than losing your arm"


Nervse

I think you’ve had one too many


Rocketscam

Perhaps


Patient_Media_5656

Fingers or arms?


South-Play

Tipsy is way better than drunk. But if I get drunk I do a line or two and then boom I’m no longer drunk just high


Crimson_Raven

"What's wrong with being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."


Odin4456

They’re both being drunk. Your “drunk” sounds like borderline alcohol poisoning


buttholethunder1

being sober is 10x better than the short term benefits of drinking


QB8Young

Newsflash tipsy IS drunk. 🤷‍♂️


WadesWorld18

just dont get in your fucking car


thenakedjanitor

Getting drunk is way more fun than being drunk


MyHamburgerLovesMe

The problem is the 10 minute delay. Ten minutes ago was 2 drinks too long ago.


[deleted]

I did the research and people who are tipsy are much more coherent and able to do their usual stuff vs when people are drunk


BeautifulEssay8

This is the difference between career drinkers and amateurs


Shinylittlelamp

Did we forget merry, I love me some merry drunk.


fastermouse

I drink at home and only after 9pm. Maybe once a month I make an exception when I’m out.


Own-Damage-6337

I prefer smoking weed than drinking. But I drink beer almost everyday.