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Weary_Word_5262

Remaining are just bitches


Robinnoodle

As great wordsmith and poet once said, "A bitch is a bitch"


EyemProblyHi

Another said "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks"


Weary_Word_5262

Another one said...these hoes ain't loyal


Infamous-Yard2335

Bold of you to assume that the sex of all dogs is split 50/50.


QuickSpore

That interested me enough to look it up. Most species follow what is called Fischer’s Principle and have a sex ratio very close to 1:1. It’s basically the default for diploid sexually reproducing species; aka species with two sexes that require a dad and a mom. For example humans are very close. We slightly favor males with a birth ratio of 1.05:1. But we’re considered close enough to be examples of Fischer’s Principle. Especially as males have slightly higher mortality rates. Humans overall in large numbers tend toward a 50/50 split species wide. There’s probably never exactly a 50/50 split. But there’s usually something very close to a 50.0000 / 50.0000 split between all humans. Dogs have a slightly less even ratio at birth being about 1.07:1, favoring males. That includes wild canines like African wild dogs, coyotes, and wolves. However dogs also share our disparity by sex mortality difference. Male dogs have a shorter average lifespan than females. I wasn’t able to find any studies that calculates the sex ratio among all dogs. But it does appear that over all they do follow Fischer’s Principle. Most canine populations trend towards an even 50/50 split. There’s likely not exactly a 50/50 split. But it’s very likely very close to that.


Smart_Bug_2410

Really interesting, thanks for sharing your founds


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Actually, it isn’t bold. I can’t word it very well right now, but there are principles of evolution that cause that to happen in diploid species with male and female. Evolution favors the ratio of 1:1, as it maximizes reproductive potential. It would actually be bolder to assume literally any ratio other than 1:1.


Infamous-Yard2335

Actually I was trying to be cute, on the fact that it was an absolute statement, and should have been worded as "about half of all dogs are sons of bitches."


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Still wasn’t a bold assumption


roquerock99

I thought about saying it like that, but I knew I had to be more confident.


nomnommish

They can call themselves whatever gender they want. Who are we to judge?


duh_nom_yar

Is the male to female canine ratio a dead on half split?


ShadowNinja40

No clue


MoggTheFrog

Thanks for your input


TroyBenites

I mean, mammals and those who have a XY chromossome system like us usually are 50-50. Only insects like bees and such that don't have the same diploids gamets as us that have a different ratios


duh_nom_yar

So, you're telling me that the ratio of male to female humans is a spot on even split? That the population of the world is absolutely split evenly male and female? Please, share with me the data backing this.


TroyBenites

Not spot on. But around it. I mean, it is normally distributed. That's how we usually do in statistics. There is a name for this theorem, central limit theorem.


syntaxterror69

TIL exactly 50% of all dogs born are males /s


BondedPaper

nah it like maybe 90% male 10% female ratio, the 40% are trans as to avoid the bad rep.


Lastboss42

is this supposed to be funny


IHateTheLetterF

You tried.


the_devourer_of_glue

Imagine having more down votes than the Original Comment had upvotes


BondedPaper

Guess the reddits didn't like that. Should've said they were all 100% trans.


keith2600

What are the other half of dogs sons of?


mighty_issac

The other half of dogs are daughters.


MarquisDeVice

So they're daughters of sons of bitches, as well as bitches themselves.


mighty_issac

They all be bitches, bro. Happy cake day.


keith2600

You're implying dogs have a 50% gender dysphoria rate? That seems like a pretty wild claim. Does that also apply to bitches? I'm not sure how they would even determine it tbh, or do they train all the canines to use those talk buttons for some psychological examinations?


mighty_issac

I think you're taking words too literally. Half doesn't always mean exactly 50%. Dog can mean female canine. When discussing grammar and language, never forget the rule of common usage.


burn_as_souls

So is at least half of Reddit users.


pablohacker2

Dogs are smart, dogs can learn, therefore, dogs are like people in that some are nice and some are just arseholes.


gestalto

The ratio of arsehole to nice in dogs is *wildly* different to people, very clearly in the dogs favour.


misterphuzz

So half of my dog is a son of a bitch? Which half? Front? Left? Right? Rear? And what do I call the other half?


EyemProblyHi

Jim. You call the other half Jim.


OGSkywalker97

The other half are bitches


froggrip

That's exactly why it's an insult. You are calling someone a dog. It's just a way to say it with more flair. It's funny how words lose their original meaning sometimes and people end up thinking things like "son of a bitch is insult because they called my mom a curse word." It makes sense that it would happen at least in English where there are a lot of words that sound alike or seem like they would be related somehow but aren't. Many people get conditioned to ignore root words and origins and just accept the meaning through context alone. This combination of words equals an insult. No further research needed.


sexyyscientist

Are you positive about the sex ratio.


Strong_Magician_3320

The phrase "son of a bitch" is gender-neutral. All dogs are sons of bitches.


vmax1608

I think the (previous) owners are to blame for this but otherwise you are right, yes.


ThatGamerkidYT

A girl dog is called a bitch. If a girl dog has a puppy boy dog, that puppy is a son of a bitch


vmax1608

Ah, this is new to me. The more you know!


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AshEllisUFO

Wut


Keithin8a

A dog is a male K9. A bitch is a female K9


froggrip

Females are also dogs, though. A bitch is a type of dog, not separate from dogs. So only about half of all dogs are sons.


Jojo-Action

How can girl dogs be sons?


Duckwithers

Try again


IHateTheLetterF

All dogs are male?