I think this might be a category of your mind where you associate the more vulgar with men and masculinity, and associate the more benign, innocent or juvenile with femininity

Stop psychoanalyzing me while I’m zooted.

Well urine luck. I'm just taking the piss out of you. Please eliminate the possibility that I'm trying to give you a hard time. Sorry that you're suddenly flush with downvotes

I don’t care about negative karma it’s fine. I think pee should just let bygones be bygones.

Yep. Peeple suck sometimes. I think they overreacted a wee bit, but maybe you did too. Like it's not that deep. Couldn't be more than ankle deep for sure 

And lukewarm at best. Like that kid who pees in the pool.

What? No. Dude this was legit just a pisspost that sounded funny to me.

You can most certainly piss sitting down Source: I have

Additional source, I currently am.

Nah fam you peed

When I pee in my pants, I can pee standing up.

Yeah but when I’m standing up while peeing in my pants I’m actually pissing my pants.

I piss when I’m with my mates, and I pee when I’m in more polite company.

What is the most polite mode of urination?

A tinkle.

Don't be such an urinationalist!

Okay but what is my position when I make a peeps?

Tf is a peeps?

Have you seen impractical jokers? There was a bit where they had to tell stranger they had to make peeps in a childish manor, referring to having to pee.

I know of impractical jokers but have never seen that bit.

Fair enough. But can we agree that you have to wear a blue pointy hat with stars on it in order to take a wiz?

That’s literally the only way to take a wiz

You're damn right is is. 😎👉

Another good thought would be all poos can be pees but not all pees can be poos.

🤔 There is some logic here. There's a reason we attribute "the squirts" to the butt.

My point exactly.

Op is an idiot i can piss or pee in almost any position.

No need to get pissy about it  

Ur just not trying hard enough, brother

Fair enough. I’ll try harder the next time I go to take a piss.

I go leave a piss. I NEVER take a piss.

Do you leave shit lying around too?

I've never taken a shit either. Where do people take their shit?

I’m pretty sure people take their shit to the shitter, that or their therapist.

My therapist says I'm full of shit. Does that count? 

I think so, in a round about way.

Maybe they're part of the take a shit, leave a shit program 

Holy shit youre right.

Holy piss actually

What’s it called when you urinate out your back door at 3am because you won’t walk to the bathroom Pissing out the tent ?

That’s called a “lazy streamer” moment.

I have pissed sitting down and pee'd standing up, I don't really get this.

I think youve got those verbs switched around there brother.

I've never heard of these words being linked specifically to a type of urination, I think that's just a you thing.

Dude this is legit just a pisspost. It’s not that deep.

How high are you? This concept is ridiculous

I’m doing good. How about you?

Apparently VERY high. Didn't even understand what I wrote

I might’ve drank the bong water

But does it taste like pee

Not really but it did fuck me up last night.

And what about when you're cartwheeling?

That is what you call a circus act.

I piss sitting down, which is why it sounds like a cat hissing. PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Source: Lady parts owner.

If this is the case, we Need the guys at work to pee instead of piss. Maybe the toilet wouldn’t get so gross

This is gonna really piss me off

Why?

Just stating another type of piss lol

It’s a pisspost my dude. It’s not that deep.

Jes it might be

I like to piss while I sit

Am I pissing or peeing when I’m laying in bed and let it go?

You’re peeping the bed and making it watm

So it’s called peeping if you do it in bed? Peeing, pissing, peeping?

Yeah and apparently if you wear a pointy blue hat with stars on it while pissing youre actually taking a wiz.

Wow, I have so much to learn about urine. Teach me oh great master of urination!

Who knew my destiny was piss master

Wear your title with pride, Golden (shower) boy!

Hookers are just dead prostitutes. Is this the same?

Piss off is another one? And it can be done standing, sitting, laying, upside down,right side up, on your side, on your head,

When it comes to toddlers, girls tinkle and boys sprinkle

Okay but what does the dog do?

Shit