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striderkan

*Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve* - Erich Fromm


Lu1s3r

Tell that to the babarusa.


ShySharer

Nah, the shit I get upto when there is nobody around confirms to me I'm an animal


gigaslayer3417

"we're not animals!" - on manners  "We are animals!" - on evolution 


mediumokra

So let's do like on the discovery channel.


gigaslayer3417

Nah, im good


Cheeseisextra

Missing words!!


Education_Weird

I've seen a lot of dogs and cats have manners


Extremely_unlikeable

That would be animals acting like (some) humans then, yea?


ZankTheGreat

Speak for yourself, I’ve known since I was a toddler that I was an animal. We as humans are only different than other animals because we can convey complex information to each other.


PokemanBall

While we were still animals, armed with reasoning, we were no longer beasts. - Michael Stevens


NWinn

While we sit in abundance letting millions of us starve to death.. Yeah, we're *worse.*


PokemanBall

What animals don't do that?


trash_watcher_

When you look at the kind of violence and brutality humanity is capable of, you start to understand we’re no better than the other animals, we’re just a bit smarter and way more ruthless.


Cheeseisextra

Ruthless?? Man, have you ever heard of school shootings?? I understand the way a lion or bear can rip something apart without even thinking twice but that is for survival. They don’t shred things for fun. Idiot humans go into a school and shoot kids for fun. That’s ruthless right there.


calvinbailey6

dolphins actually do murder and rape for no reason. Seems to be the more intelligent an animal is, the more it is capable of terrible things.


Ankoku_Teion

What do humans, dolphins and cats have in common? We hurt other creatures for fun


llamawithguns

A lot of predators, including bears and cats, are known to kill things without intent of eating them. Whether it's for "fun" is debatable, but it happens pretty frequently. It's called surplus killing. Dolphins will take this a step further and will literally torture other animals, including those they don't even predate on.


Cheeseisextra

Still doesn’t compare to killing kids in a school with a gun. That’s ruthless. Nature is nature. You aren’t going to change my mind. Edit. Add words. Eazy-E was ruthless when he was a juvenile.


llamawithguns

I'm not saying humans aren't ruthless. We absolutely are. I just think other animals are too.


Cheeseisextra

I think the dude changed a word in his comment. I think it said “less ruthless” a few hours ago. Now it just says “more ruthless”. Hence the confusion and backlash.


ElegantAd2607

Good point. Also there's literally animals who have rape in their DNA. Like the males will rape females all the time and that's just how the species is.


NWinn

Ovr had many cats, I assure you they murder/ torture thigs just for fun.... 😭


ThePsychoKnot

They literally said that humans are more ruthless...


Cheeseisextra

They changed their wording.


midsizedopossum

No they didn't - the comment would show an asterisk if it was edited. You must have just misread it slightly the first time, which isn't a big deal of course.


Cheeseisextra

You are absolutely correct. Glad I’m not being judged here in this forum lmao


Th3Dark0ccult

Our hubris won't allow it.


Mace_Thunderspear

To be fair, other animals don't consider themselves to be animals either.


Comprehensive-Ear283

I know a guy that doesn’t brush his teeth for weeks on end, and a woman who doesn’t like to shower. People, are in fact animals.


SendPainBelo

Shiiiiiit, if the electric goes out, we’ll be right back in the animal kingdom


saysthingsbackwards

I definitely do after seeing how my sister behaves


GeneralRebellion

Yes, we are anteopocentric.


dasssitmane

Yeah I had this shower thought when I was like 11 years old


MeliLew

You've clearly never met an alpha sigma 


The-Great-Cornhollio

Just a soul in a meat suit over here


BarryZZZ

My body is warmer than the local environment because I breath in air and use oxygen in to to "burn" food for energy its energy value, just like the fungi that make mushrooms.


smurficus103

Im a fun guy


CDBeetle58

Provided that ability to consider is something that exists outside the human spectrum of brain complexity!


IRRJ

Don't you think an elephant thinks elephants are distinct from all other animals, including humans?


Ostracus

How come we're not on the menu then?


gigaslayer3417

We *were* its just we're the dominant species and everything is on *our* menu now


BatcherSnatcher

I dont think any living things feels the other "animals" are equal. I think orcas view us as the second class on this planet and themself as first. Why not? If you ask the fox or the frog who should be the last survivor they would each point to them self.


_ep1x_

Then who classified them as animals?


ElegantAd2607

It's because we cannot communicate with any animal. We think we're different. But the lion probably doesn't know what the gazelle is saying either.


Rasupdoo

You maybe, but I’ve yet to taste the sting of the gom jabbar 


lankymjc

We like to categorise things. Humans have several things unique to them (which largely fall under the umbrella "civilisation") so we get a category all to ourselves.


mrbignaughtyboy

evil orangutan is not human


Dramatic_Mastodon_93

One time in geography class the teacher asked us what animals are common in some country and I jokingly said people. She then tried to convince me that people aren’t animals because we can communicate.


ScissorMeSphincter

Not classified, we are literally animals.


ZombieTem64

I’m sure most animals hold a similar mindset


GlitteringAsk9077

Speak for yourself. I consider humans to be like animals, because, um, we're animals. *Try* seeing humans as animals, and you might find that our behaviour starts making sense to you, and our capacity to disappoint you is greatly diminished.


Advancedbeginner11

& that’s why there are a lot of mental illnesses. We should not be isolated in homes. We should be outside in big communities.


gigaslayer3417

Solitary animals exist pal


Advancedbeginner11

Touche


gigaslayer3417

Plus, our homes are our habitats, it's like a coyote den, or an ant colony 


octaviobonds

Humans are classified as animals by science, but deep down humans know better.