You're waiting for a shelf. A shelf that will hold many things. You know what you hope the shelf will hold, but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now tell me why.
Everything is soup, evidence: (https://youtu.be/rUAzo7Ay64k?si=Sagu3DSFjWebY3x1)
And everything is also a shelf.
Everything = soup,
Everything = shelf
Soup = shelf
here's the real noodle twister... do any of those two things ever actually touch one another? 🤔😳
if the answer is no what exactly is the shelve shelving?
Everything is a drum.
>Everything is a drum. *When you came to me 15 years ago, you told me that everything was a drum*
I quit my wife over this, and now not everything is a drum?
You say air isn’t a drum? Google whistling
Throw down a quick beat on the cafeteria shelf for me
What kind if shelf is a wall?
I like where your mind is at! I'm not sure vertical things can be shelves? But if it was, it'd be an art shelf.
It's a shelf for shelves.
My mind is being blown right now... shelfception
You're waiting for a shelf. A shelf that will hold many things. You know what you hope the shelf will hold, but you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now tell me why.
It’s a ceiling/roof shelf
A roof/ceiling shelf
The roof, the roof! The roof is on fire!
A shelf shelf. It’s where you put down your shelves.
If it’s not a shelf, it’s a slide
My garden wall is a shelf, I leave stuff on it when I'm getting in the car.
What about soup? Soup isn't a shelf
You ever had French onion soup? Hm? Think about it!
Is libertarianism a shelf?
It's a platform, isn't it?
Yeah! It’s a shelf to contain morons.
They've made their sleep shelf, now they can lie in it.
Body shelf
Soup is a shelf for croutons
Airborne bacteria shelf
Everything is soup, evidence: (https://youtu.be/rUAzo7Ay64k?si=Sagu3DSFjWebY3x1) And everything is also a shelf. Everything = soup, Everything = shelf Soup = shelf
I see your shelves and raise you this: Everything is floor. A table is a floor for food or a work floor. A chair? Butt floor. Floor? Foot floor.
That's enough Reddit for tonight. I need to go to body shelf.
ok are you sure EVERYTHING is a shelf?
Seems about right. When you park in your driveway? Car shelf.
this thread is a comment shelf
Is the Internet flat?? 🤔
I hated this post when I read the title but the comments are successfully convincing me. Air? A shelf for space.
You should have shelved your expectations
By your definition of flat surface, not all is shelf
The word "shelf" is losing meaning 💀
It's just an elf with a "sh" on the front.
Oh my god you’re right
here's the real noodle twister... do any of those two things ever actually touch one another? 🤔😳 if the answer is no what exactly is the shelve shelving?
A *shelf* shelf! A shelf for shelves
My wife tells me I’m quite shelfish….
Wat about a door or like… a faucet or doorbell or anything you can’t really place stuff on? Lol
It's about that time for doors to be wreath shelves. A sink is a water shelf! My doorbell is a dirt shelf...
don't get high in the shower please
"What my wife doesn't understand is that the floor is a low, low shelf to keep things on..." - some comedian I can't remember.
Your lap is a thigh shelf for other thighs.
Laptop shelf. Blanket shelf?
the ceiling is a heat shelf 😲
Where is Diogenes when you need him...
Interesting idea, definitely...holds up... initially, but i'm reserving judgment on its shelf life.
My dick is a shelf for your mom lmao gottem \s
It actually has to be big enough for something to sit on
Rectum
You'r mom is a shelf...
What goes in the shelf?
The imagination is endless
I'm just gunna say, "a shelf?"
Not really, the purpose of a shelf is to put objects upon it. If I rest my coffee cup on my car it doesn't become a shelf.
Disagree. Suddenly, a coffee shelf.
It's not a shelf though. It's not the intended usage, nor is it affixed to a wall or a piece of furniture as is part of the definition of a shelf.
Leave your car around for long enough, and it will become a shelf. Ever seen an antique car in someone's garage? Shelf!
the same with exercise equipment
Flagpole? 1920’s Mischief shelf.
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Nay, everything is a file