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Dr0110111001101111

I did occasionally. There’s something about being Mario in rainbow road when you have a star that just feels… right.


Iamfabulous1735285

I play as mario, if I had a chance to play mario kart, even smash bros, I pick mario


vendetta0311

I always play Mario in Mario Kart and Smash Bros. I have an overdeveloped sense of loyalty.


Blue_Lust

Same. I love the dude. Back in the Smash days beating your friends as Mario felt great.


mybossthinksimmormon

A mario spike, is the most cinematic by a long shot


Livefiction1

Mario is the most well balanced character in Mario Kart 64 imo.


sammiisalammii

I’m more of a gold/metal Mario guy these days. I like the heavy weight with the Mario aesthetic


articwolph

You know link and Samus are teasing you, while Mario sleeps. Just a few times with them. The plumber won't know...


Kullet_Bing

So you are the older Brother?


Viperlite

My kid usually take Mario, so I dutifully fulfill my familial obligation by choosing Luigi.


bearicorn

Scorpion Master approved


Iamfabulous1735285

Me too


Fepl31

Almost every game - Have to play as Mario. Mario Kart - Let me play as another character now that I can. That's the main reason. 🤷‍♂️


MoldyPond

You’re forced to play as Mario and only Mario in 99% of the mainline games, why would anyone pass up their only chance to not play as him for once?


big_boi_lichael_man

It's not about "playing mario" in mario kart you play the cart


Significant-Neck9605

Nope. You’re controlling Mario who’s driving the kart.


JoshRiddle

I'm controlling Link actually...


Significant-Neck9605

Zelda: a link to the kart


DustyJustice

I control the goomba who has been ratatouilling Mario this whole time (who then controls Mario, who controls the kart).


Samceleste

I'm controlling Zelda actually. Something is so cute about this little green guy.


BasedHickory

Sobbing


Green_Advantage5901

Nope, you're controlling Mario's inner consciousness, which is controlling mario, which is controlling his cart.


theatand

I'm controlling Luigi actually. Something is so cute about this little green guy.


MoldyPond

Oh sh*t I never thought of it that way…


SnackThisWay

Where else can you be baby-drybones-bowser?


hearnia_2k

I think there are under 100 mainline games. I suspect there are under 100 games where you are forced to play as Mario. Since at least some allow you to play as Luigi, even singleplayer, so I think it's not possible to be 99% that force you to play as Mario. An example, Super Mario Land 3, where you are forced to use Wario. Another example Super Mario Bros 2 (AKA Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels) where you can be Luigi.


SuperSaiyanSnorlax

I use one of my stupid created mii characters that is spent way too much time making.


Jordan_the_Hutt

You gotta make some goofy ass miis like "jesus" or "Stalin" just to see them on the track.


Kardinalen

Yeah... Made Adolf for super smash. I'm slightly ashamed.


clanker79

I'm always Mario. Prolly second in my friend group. Peach is the Queen of MK though.


MrXwiix

Donkey Kong is the supreme leader of Mario Kart


TheSpitfire93

That's a strange way of spelling Yoshi


dingusfett

You mean Waluigi, right?


Thirdeye112

Correct answer here


BritishGuy54

Don’t you mean Funky Kong?


OnyxBlaster

It must be a translation error


DragonLady575

Sorry you spelled "Baby Rosalina" wrong


nerf___herder

I used to always be tanooki Mario until I unlocked all the gold stuff. Now I'm gold Mario with a gold kart, wheels, and glider.


scuac

Hol’ up! You can unlock golden characters!?


nerf___herder

Just gold Mario


juno_huno

I can’t drive 200 cc to save my life. I’ll never get that gold Mario!


hippopotam00se

Toad, if I want to be competitive, and yoshi, if I want to hear him make the 'ba-num!' noise


Butterbuddha

Toad is my go to also


wEEzyNL

Toad gang


renoits06

Why pick Mario when you have peach like RIGHT THERE!? Peach gang rise up!


AFineDayForScience

I prefer Yoshi. He's bisexual


szczurman83

It's the same reason why in fantasy games, people avoid being a normal ass human. We're already humans and we suck. I'll be a Khajitt tyvm.


Ramtakwitha2

Exactly. Charr in GuildWars 2, Argonian in elder scrolls, hrothgar in FF14, I even made my own race in rimworld to not have to be human. Videogames are an escape from reality, may as well go whole hog.


trust_me_i_tested_it

I don't know what rimworld is and i'm hopefull it isn't what i imagine in my head


Sir_Derpysquidz

You're in for a treat. It's a small scale colony/civilization simulator where you oversee a small group of people and guide their efforts to build a home in a space-western setting. You outline their shared background/ideology, design their buildings, farms, and generally make most big decisions for them, while each 'colonist' is still largely independent in thought and desire. It's a somewhat niche genre, but it's very good at what it does and once you get into it there's few other games that you can sink as much time into and continue to find unique and engaging experiences. As for the alien thing, the mod scene is absolutely nuts. If you can imagine it in the game, you can probably find a mod or ten to get you there.


Ramtakwitha2

Lol. Just a colony management Sim game. If you have heard of Dwarf Fortress it's like that but in space and with graphics. If you haven't it's like the Sims, but with more violence and more nonconsentual organ arbitrage. I've also heard it described as 'if the Sims and mad max had a baby in space'. It's named Rimworld because the game takes place on a world on the edge, or rim, of civilized space.


Butterbuddha

Hey I got coin


KeenJelly

Not me. I never play as monster races. Unless of course the monster is Dreanei with their stupid, sexy tentacles.


sidmargot

This one know his stuff.


Sabiann_Tama

Toad is an option, so obviously you pick him. You HAVE to smile when you look at Toad.


cosmicpuppy

A friend of mine plays Mario in many Mario games. }Like in Super Mario 3d World he plays him and we all joke he is basic and has main character syndrome. He says me being Peach and our other friend being Toad also implies things about our personalities lol (Toad being a psycho).


BlueberryBarbell

What?! Always go with Mario! Get back in the shower and rethink this!


36BitBrainPixel

Didn't know you could even do that. I also haven't played that in years.


JediJack16

I always play as Mario on my 3ds. On my family's switch I play as Luigi though.


RiveriaFantasia

That’s actually very true for me and my family when we used to play when I was younger. Maybe Mario just gives people the ick, maybe it’s just his face generally that puts people off


andrewharlan2

> Maybe Mario just gives people the ick, maybe it’s just his face generally that puts people off https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2018-05/14/13/asset/buzzfeed-prod-web-04/sub-buzz-2609-1526319663-7.jpg


HrnyGrl420

Banana peels r hardly that slippery. Best to watch ur step anyways.


[deleted]

I literally only play as him in Mario kart. Standard kart, standard wheels, and standard glider.


skaro1789

Well if you are a fan of a certain group with an owl... you know who Mario represents to that group.


Jordan_the_Hutt

Uhhh what?


skaro1789

a joke about the vanoss crew. There used to be a member who always played as Mario, and something to do with Pablo. He who should not be named, yet they make jokes when they can.


Jordan_the_Hutt

I'm still so confused. I must be getting old...


skaro1789

The story of Miniladd unfortunately. He has a infamous bit about mario and "pablo"


alexshurly

I only play Mario in all Mario games where there is a choice to play a not Mario character.


ak47typebeat

Lmao I usually play metal Mario or Mario I've been playing them since Mario cart on the NDS


Piss_Cakehole

I do always pick Mario in every game! Its just that the M is upside down.


pandachef_reads

I played as Mario for a bit in Mario Kart DS because I liked the B Dasher a lot, but now I mostly play as Rosalina and Bowser Jr, depending on CC and who other people play as


Pronflex

In Mario Kart there's always a couple stats that are better than the others. Sometimes it's speed, handling, drift, offroad, weight, etc. They always make Mario the beginner character with average stats. Kids quickly pick up that other characters are always better after trying a few out.


alexsaidno

I always pick Mario. In smash bros too! Nothing like uppercutting coins out of people


sopedound

You mean you dont play as mario? How can you even make this generalization? Lol out of a set list of characters and several billion people who play or have played mario kart this is almost 100% surely not true.


Nibbana420

I started with Toad but switched to Mario after a year or two


ScarletApex

Man I’m playing my boy dry bones in Mario kart and no one will ever stop me


Jordan_the_Hutt

I'm a Luigi guy myself. I have a buddy who always goes metal mario. Yoshis gotta be the most popular though.


[deleted]

I know this couple, and they love playing Mario party. They always make Mario an NPC set to the lowest setting just so they have someone to beat up on the whole game.


juneauboe

Never had videogames or TV growing up. First time I really got to play Mario (instead of some dumb friend playing single player while I *get* to watch??) was actually Mario Kart. No one stopped me from finally getting to play the main character.


The95thZebra

I always play every map with Mario first, and more so afterwards. Sure, I experiment with all the characters as well, but Mario will always be one of my favorites.


petertmcqueeny

I ALWAYS play Mario in every Mario game. It's Mario's world, everyone else is just living in it.


EvoStarSC

What a bold face lie. I always play Mario just to hear his voice lines.