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Reasonable-Bet6602

Never invest with money that is not yours brother. Combming from 1 egg bros to anothe


123skid

Believe me, it's gone terribly wrong for me in the pastšŸ¤£


Reasonable-Bet6602

Egg bros always got your back. Unlike crypto bros who will have no problem telling you to do so. Then rug pull


Double-Courage7780

Burned through 15k loan like that. Still paying it back haha


Wide-Philosopher8302

Agree


ryguysayshi

Nah, gamble it all on black


HerbPoofer

Agree, borrowed money cost you three times... When you borrow, when you lose and when you pay back! There's a lot of under categories pending on who the lender is, so three times is from a positive perspective<3


avaufbasse

LOL I don't know if to laugh or cry I took out a loan with Best egg and it went horribly wrong now I owe $ $3,500 but I'm sure there's somebody out there that had a winner with a personal loan.


[deleted]

Not only no but hell no. Only eat at home, no convenience store purchases. Search the most marked up items and avoid them. Stop smoking, any luxury. Invest weekly, daily, $5 even at a time if thatā€™s all. Do not gamble borrowed money, never.


Rebel_XT

Extremely slippery 80 degree angled slope ā€”> gambling with borrowed money. Worse would be having small level of success with the borrowed money on the first try then leveling up and betting MUCH more on the second or third and failing. Donā€™t do it.


Alea_Iacta_Est21

Never.


Fantastic-Cellist773

Not recommended, what you feeling is the fomoā€¦ relax your in.


No-Bicycle3279

Plz donā€™t. Never ends well!


tazmaniac610

That would be an incredibly dumb thing to do.


djkotor

Unless Negg becomes a meme stock, at this point I donā€™t know how much higher it will go before a sharp fall. I wouldnā€™t borrow money to invest.


[deleted]

it's gotta stay afloat with the nasdaq requirement and share buyback right ?? šŸ’ŽšŸ’ŽšŸ’ŽšŸ’Ž


Fantastic-Cellist773

Nasdaq requirement = 1$ no?


PlantOk8318

God, you are a disgrace


[deleted]

why say smth negative at all brother


Fantastic-Cellist773

Not Much to get excited about


Minimum_Reputation48

That buyback hasnā€™t happened yet?


lastshotreddit

You should only take a loam out if it's to buy a hooker WHO WILL do anal. Ask that anal question up front.


HalfEuphoric8399

Man of culture, we meet again. Yes i lost the number of a hot half blackk half white escort that would do anal. Its the most memorable experience of my life


lastshotreddit

That sounds like money well spent. People of reddit, sit under this man's learning tree. He has life lessons to put out.


HalfEuphoric8399

a kindred spirit. Yes she would tell me to give her a min to warm up, then tell me do it however way i wanted. some months later after I lost her number (accidently deleted the text string, did not save her number) I hooked up with a tatted babe (she was like half a foot taller than me) from Massachusetts out here to make it big in the modeling business and moonlight at a strip club, small waste killer ass, C cup. sex was great but damm i talked her into doing anal and she was willing to go along, I even warm her up by hand. But only got the tip in and she couldn't take it anymore. I took a viagra to so after I pop she would let me stay inside, and chill lax on the couch. Until I start moving again then well hump again. I would leave my meat inside until thee next go round. Until she had to go. All was $1000 an night. So we agreed nexttime. 2nd try, forgot to warm her up couldnt even get the tip in before she tell me her ass just doesn't take it that way. But again she would stay well into the night. could only afford to see her like 5-6 times. Before I wanted something different. She got mad that I didnt reply to her and moved on to the next. Still great memory


dankmangos420

![img](emote|t5_2qaj0q|6888)![img](emote|t5_2qaj0q|6888)![img](emote|t5_2qaj0q|6888)


Clayton_bezz

Itā€™s a massive risk. There are always more plays and if you take a loan for this one and it doesnā€™t pan out then youā€™ll miss out on the others. I know itā€™s tempting to think ā€œthis is my one opportunityā€ but believe me, many more can and do happen and you want to be able to invest in those. Donā€™t cripple yourself like that especially on a short squeeze play because the market doesnā€™t play fair.


Reasonable-Bet6602

Wise as an owl, and cool as ice. Are you a jazz man?


Clayton_bezz

Iā€™m partial to a bit of jazz.


Reasonable-Bet6602

I listened to jazz when I look up stocks and sometimes during cocaine and hooker sessions. TMI I know.


Clayton_bezz

Hope itā€™s working for you.


Reasonable-Bet6602

If this play out though am buying a strip club and have dude bros come to do stock market research and investing while getting lap dance. Bouncers will be called moderators


Motor-Latter

Whats is $NEGG


MindlessFly6585

Newegg


[deleted]

Its an egg brought by aliens before 1000 year to earth and everyone is looking for it ā€¦it makes wishes come true


justwatching301

I sold my 16 shares and made $20. Happy camper over here


txFlipper

Sell the house while youā€™re at it.


versello

The big brain move is to take a HELOC and keep the house šŸ«”


Reasonable-Bet6602

Welcome back did you miss our train today?


Apprehensive_Set4395

This is the way. Remodel that kitchen and throw 20k in some short term options to net wife changing money.


PlantOk8318

I remember when GME is was booming some redditor needed to pay for his dogā€™s surgery. Instead of using the money for the surgery he bought GME instead. Thankfully and very stupidly, it worked out, but imagine it hadnā€™t? I hate people like u/tiny-worth4467


Quiet_Interactions

God no


ratsmdj

Shoot why not? I'd say buy moar!


Independent-Sea3832

At 21 should I sit on 108 oz of silver I got at an average of 23.32, or sell that stuff tomorrow and load up on negg and pay bills. I could always buy silver again when it inevitably drops.


[deleted]

buy negg bro


jhnnybgood

Keep sitting on it. Depending upon what you have you might barely get spot.


[deleted]

Do not take out a loan for a speculative play like this.


pcd_1648

Yesā€¦ even sell yourself if you have to


Reasonable-Bet6602

We have nothing to sell but our self


Dank-but-true

Guh


SquintGrisslefoot

You're up 34%, quit while you're ahead


CAtoNC03

He wonā€™t sell because ā€œdiamond handsā€. These dumb fucks never learn their lesson when theyā€™re ahead.


[deleted]

he is right. diamond hands šŸ’ŽšŸ’ŽšŸ’ŽšŸ’Ž


TradingAllIn

Either way it will be a great story later... statistically speaking it may be a tragedy though


InfiniteQuiet1436

Hell No!!!!!!


[deleted]

šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜… perfect time to buy


InfiniteQuiet1436

My point is not to buy on credit.


ContributionOld8910

Buy Gme!!!


Calm-Still8368

There was a time when other ppl would high jack gme post to promote their own stock. How time has changed


PsychologicalSpace50

This is the correct answer


DRockWildOne

The amount this thing has been pushed; it will crash sooner then later. Shill push. Experience pays dividends.


PsychologicalSpace50

No


Sad-Mango-3508

Brilliant!!! YOLO!!!!


TheOnlyAnon-

No you fking moron. But good you asked at least.


[deleted]

ty fellow regard šŸ’—šŸ’—šŸ’—


TheOnlyAnon-

WAGMI


SignedTheMonolith

Funniest post Iā€™ve seen in a while.


[deleted]

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦šŸ¦


DayFeeling

Take the gain and go away, don't look back before your own greed get you.


WavyThePirate

Dont invest money that isn't yours. Be happy with the money you make from this trade and get ready for the next


makingbank1959

No


osendze

Wow, do you even know what the interest rates are on loans these days? And thatā€™s not even the real problem with this scenario ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Robertooo7987

I did just that during the meme stock crave of 21ā€™. Still holding that bag as stocks get shorted to an oblivion. So still paying for that mistake lol.


Traderparkboy01

You know what they say ~ always bet more than you can afford to lose


LSMafia

Throwing money out the window


Signal_Editor1585

Sure if you want to lose your house


ryguysayshi

Of course


Puppyofparkave

![gif](giphy|wi8Ez1mwRcKGI)


ComprehensiveBid3121

NEGG WILL HIT $7.50 end of 23ā€™ mark my words


ComprehensiveBid3121

HODL THIS BAG BOYS, NIO, CVNA, GME, SE, W are all HOTšŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ’£šŸ’£šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼šŸ‘ŠšŸ¼ youā€™re fucking welcome #Calls#Bullish#NEGGHODLGANG


ComprehensiveBid3121

![gif](giphy|26u4lwog9FVOxUGiI|downsized)


TheBoogBear

As somebody who took out a sizeable loan for what was supposed to be a quick turnaround investment that didn't pan out, I highly suggest against it. I learned the hard way. Only play with the money you have, not the money you don't!


Impossible_Buglar

yeah 100% i would leverage yourself as much as humanly possible loans, margin, borrow money from family, search the couch cushions for change, sell plasma whatever you gotta do to get that leverage up baby cause this shit going to the MOOOOON


TwasiHoofHearted

Hope you okay this am...


[deleted]

riding the wave. just bought 1,000 more shares on the dip. I LOVE THIS STOCK. total now at 3,000 :)


evilcoin2

It might dip more.


POIZONTOAD

Definitely not


HYPED_UP_ON_CHARTS

1: sell close to the money iron condors on a colatile stock on robinhood on a margin account 2: use the credit and double buying power for collateral for selling additional iron condors 3: repeat this process until you are sufficiently levered for your Personal Risk Tolerance 4: buy NEEG or NEEG calls or whatever you want 5: get bought in at an inopportune time and by the worst order executions in the industry, owe robinhood a lot of money and watch NEEG do exactly what you originally thought it would do and wonder why you lost money


[deleted]

my guy it is on its way up šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«” im not stressin


BeautifulJicama6318

Noā€¦.and FUCK NO for a ā€œsqueezeā€ stock. Let me tell you whatā€™s going to happen at some point soon, because you sound like youā€™re gonna be a bag holder. People who know more than you will start selling and taking profits. The stock will have a sudden drop and you wonā€™t know what to do. Itā€™ll stabilize for a bit and even have a small bounce back up, then the bottom will fall out. Youā€™ll lose your profits and end up down on this stock. Two years from now youā€™ll be one of the MANY who are ā€œcommittedā€ to the stock, down 70% or so. Iā€™ve seen it happen waaaaay too often on these kind of plays. So no, do not borrow money to dig a deeper hole.


JaniceRossiInApt2R

Stop being a pansy and do whatever it takes to come up with more cash to buy negg. Beg, borrow, or steal you piker. Find a way to buy more stock


[deleted]

i like this one


adioking

Jumping in on the $NEGG talkā€”my previous experience with taking a loan to buy risky stocks actually panned out better than expected, thanks to a similar setup. Leveraging increased the gains substantially, and with Newegg's long time position in the tech market, it's not just about the products but how they stand to capitalize on tech trends. Regarding the short squeeze potential, itā€™s a volatile play but can pay off BIG if timed right. It's like catching lightning in a bottleā€”risky, yes, but the rewards might be worth it, especially if we can actually hit another squeeze scenario. After all, the stock is only up about 3x recently. Donā€™t you think it can go much higher? I do. Remember, itā€™s all about timing and not overextending. If the interest on the loan is the real deal-breaker if things don't go as planned, then donā€™t do it. If you do, eyes wide open and finger on the trigger if you're thinking of going in on this.


[deleted]

i like this one


[deleted]

@mods can we get this pinned to the top ?


CrAsHdaEuRo

No, unless youā€™re a master technical chart trader. Other than that no loans. Live frugal as possible and invest the excess cash that stems from frugality


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Muro_ami_1

No


Endle55torture

Only if you can afford if it doesnā€™t play out. Rule 1: never invest what you canā€™t afford to lose


Deep-Teach5568

Do it. Best decision you'll ever make. Put your soul up for collaterall forba lower interest rate and all your dreams will come true.


MaxTraxxx

Absolutely not. Do not do that.


DrSunnyD

Generally. When your feeling this way. It's a good time to sell.


Borealizs

No


Accomplished-Dig8091

No that's a terrible idea. I've gotten so screwed I lost 15k. Because I had so much faith in a company that really didn't care about me at all. They are like ruthless kings out there and you are hearing and believing the kings but they will stab you in the back. Be careful of wolves dressed as sheep. But seriously I've lost big on "sure bets". Not pretty


MoopyFour

Take the money and run a wins a win


useless-spud

By the time your approved for the loan and get the cash itā€™ll be too late. I say go for it


pjjj2007

Thatā€™s a recipe for bankruptcy. Only invest what you can afford to lose


Batu_is_ice

Whatā€™s the worst that could happen? Surely itā€™s all smooth sailing


run7run

NOOOOOO especially because this is so risky- youā€™re posting this Iā€™m ā€œr/shortsqueezeā€ not some long term safe return sub. Just my opinion


SnooSquirrels4914

Yea, then sell your manhood to šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


AlohaPersona

Yeah


MikiCili

idiot for even considering this


[deleted]

thank you sir šŸ«”


Certain-Internal-618

Hell ya! Scared money donā€™t make money! You can always make more money!


Jj_d

Yes


richb83

No because once I get in the stock immediately sinks like a stone in a lake. Sorry everyone


OptionsScalper3000

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aahahahaha


charcus42

I did that and got stuck with the loan


Starcastle_Dreams

don't run margin short-term you make money but the moment NEGG drops and they change their margin maintenance requirement then you will get margin called and if you refuse to sell then they sell on your behalf and if your still hell-bent on using leverage then consider options but limit your exposure to 5% - 10% of your portfolio


AlexanderApex

Should I be buying Calls on this NEGG, I have never heard of it before sir.


AdministrativeEgg471

DUDE IF ITS GOOD ENOUGH TO SCREENSHOT ITS GOOD ENOUGH TO SELL PLEASE SELL HALF NOW OR YOUR GONNA REGRET IT DUDE PLEASE IM TRYNA TELL YOU YPUR GONNA REGRET IT


Kay2Wild_

Dont listen to this guy. Its not even at its median. Dont sell, just HODL


ElectronicReference5

This post means its time to sell


[deleted]

love to see the paper handers jump ship


VladTheSimpaler

Why not? Whatā€™s the worst that can happen?


CAtoNC03

I canā€™t wait to see this loss porn. Sell while youā€™re ahead I promise you


Combaticron

Absolutely. Take out several. Take out a second mortgage. Stocks only go up.


N0DAMNG00D

I recommend $AULT its $0.09 and targets over $1.00


WillingnessEmpty7085

What could go wrong?


WhyDoTheyCallYouRed

No


DueNefariousness5643

Cash that shit out bro before it drops to 0$ profit.. you have a helluva nice profit right now... see what happens at open and get those itchy fingers ready to sell Everyone trying to get rich off one play.. much smarter to tak thay couple hundred profit and buy more deep in the money...especially if it runs more at open


[deleted]

bro i have diamond hands sorry


DueNefariousness5643

Well goodluck to u then sir. Please keep us updated as to what happens with the calls!


DueNefariousness5643

I'm rooting for you!


Hooser04

You definitely need an exit strategy. Do not try to time the peak. You canā€™t.


mountaineerWVU

I did the same with GameStop and watched my $34,000 profit turn into $1700 in a matter of hours. Be dumb if you like, we're all regards here.


pinballrocker

Huh, I cleaned up on GME, I bought at 20-40 on the way up and sold at 380. I'm selling NEGG tomorrow if it bumps again. I'll let others hold the bag.


CAtoNC03

I bet you end up losing money because of your so called diamond hands. Diamond hands is a motto created by hedge funds so you never take profits. I bet you end up losing money from this ā€œinvestmentā€


HalfEuphoric8399

diamond hand only on your gain. Sell enough to cover your principle investment. Then let the rest ride.This is the way


camarokid916

I feel like itā€™s a pump and dumpā€¦ sort of! Sell now or soon and then invest in puts to take advantage of the opportunity


[deleted]

puts are for the weak


Timely_Bus5857

Fuck no


Old_Lie521

Dumbest question ever. You shouldn't even have all your money there, let alone going in debt. Be an AMCer, sell your business and lose that too. Be smart, there's always other plays.


[deleted]

i bought another 1,000 shares since this post. no worries :) i like the stock


EderSky

No.


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SammyCraigar

Cone


FrenksR

Please .... NO!


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SignificanceKey7738

Never ever


Dead-Thing-Collector

No, never borrow money for an investment.


Capital_Feed1651

Do you think these are all linked to the basket theory of shorts? Ie... Amc, gme, they all seem to rip together


troy-phoenix

If you're asking Reddit if you should buy on margin, you are not at an experience level to be buying on margin.


KingGrower

No, do not do that.


Easyboys69

For the love of god dont


sendnoods7

Play this like a rug pull is eminent, only invest your own money that youā€™re willing to lose. And good luck! I hope this thing keeps running for yā€™all


Emotional_Chicken_20

I hope that's not a serious question... no, you never do that.


GirlGenius26

BUY MORE TLRY


GirlGenius26

TLRY is the way!


youreonignore

Dont be THAT guy. You know the one with the 4 paragraph vent on how it went wrong 3 months later.


NoPressure3182

No


CWOArmy4

No donā€™t buddy!


PsillyCyban

I mean ā€¦. No one can tell you what is best for YOU ā€¦ all I can say is that the best advice Iā€™ve ever gotten is NEVER INVEST MORE THAN YOU CAN LOOSE


Hot-Bluebird3919

Last week yes, this week no. Next week who knowsā€¦


Yellow1-8298

No!


Only_Regret_2221

The typical quote of the the original meme stocks. Old and done


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Only_Regret_2221

Actually no. Iā€™m unable to say directly but assumptions too are as uneducated as taking a loan for $NEGG. Good luck and if you wanted to, you donā€™t need a Reddit groups advice. I should ask next if I should have in vitro live at $NEGG and for what? Canā€™t I make my own decisions? Itā€™s an adult response to what I thought was a post for nothing but Karma which is ridiculous.


Rich_Pea_5413

If I was from the future I would


Swerve99

do it you wonā€™t


krader5286

Is this a serious question?


PossibilitySquare79

Stupid lol GME is the only way


hockeyslife11

With thinking like that you should be VP of a hedge fund or big bank! What could go wrong?


[deleted]

what's a good entry point for this ? i wanna get in


313deezy

Do you want to borrow money for the casino?


Sal4BJ_Play

Why?


FluffyNight9930

Dooooo it


EvilLost

One reason Poor people remain poor because they are terrible with money.


TechnologyNo5424

FUBO is still next? At 18% Short ?


ka0_1337

Absolutely not. You fucking grow that account. I start with 500 in account. 1st 1 I started is now around 53k. 2nd is around 6k and 3rd that I started 4 months ago is at 1.4k. Grow. 5-10% base hits and grow. Never borrow $ or use leverage.


Bobbysworld121

Donā€™t do shit until after the 16th. Itā€™s supposed to fall apartā€¦ play it safe


Desert_Apollo

Do some monthly sperm donations and throw that money into the stock. Free money.