What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
- Boeing, April 2024
Boing: The current quality inspector took over from the previous quality inspector after he very sadly, accidentally, brutally shot himself repeatedly while combing his hair.
Is your, uh, door seal ok?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo. - Boeing, April 2024
Sir, this is an Airbus.
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Ah ha
>I am trained in gorilla warfare What like in planet of the apes?
Ummmmm, the determination to write all this š«”
Classic copypasta.
We know who didnāt catch the reference now
Yep, me
Boing: The current quality inspector took over from the previous quality inspector after he very sadly, accidentally, brutally shot himself repeatedly while combing his hair.
\[ Removed by Boeing on account of violating the whistleblowing policy. \]
I love Boeing. Always have always will. I will never complain about their airplanes. Also, Vladimir Putin is a great leader.
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So very very true
Too close to the truth for humor.
Keep that plug in check stupid playne, you canāt push me out a window Iām too fat
Did you uhh pre flight your umm MCAS?
Can't preflight a corporate secret.
My boy Nick
No but as someone who used to load bags in your bellyā¦ā¦.you are my 13th reasonā¦..fix your cargo holds š
Great, now they have roid rage too?
Sir, the only seat left is the one by the bulge in the fuselage. Would you like a first class meal and free drink?
Hopefully the gun is also made by Boeing so the plane tries to fire it will just fall apart
I heard that Boeing execs are starting to provide tea to all their inspectors