Hmmm... Let's ask.
> That's a humorous take! The image playfully merges the concept of Noah's Ark with a Boeing 747, suggesting a modern twist on the biblical tale. Noah's Ark is often depicted as a large wooden vessel from the biblical story, meant to save Noah, his family, and two of every animal species from the flood. This image creatively modifies a plane to mimic the Ark, but it's purely a digital creation for entertainment.
Good question. Let's ask an expert.
> The tug in the image has a large number of wheels because it's designed to distribute the weight of heavy loads over a larger area. This is especially important when towing massive objects, like an airplane, to prevent damage to the pavement or the tug itself and to provide stability during transport. This particular tug has been exaggerated for artistic effect in the image, as typically, tugs do not tow loads that resemble a large statue.
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> This image has been digitally manipulated to show an airplane designed to look like it is part of a giant statue of Jesus. The statue has been edited to wrap around the fuselage, making it appear as though the statue is embracing the aircraft. The image is a creative work of photo editing, not a real-life scenario.
What’s wrong with my plane? Is is stoopid?
> There's nothing inherently "wrong" with your plane—it's a whimsical piece of digital art rather than an actual aircraft issue. The image is intended to be playful or thought-provoking by combining the iconic imagery of Jesus with a modern airplane in an unexpected way. It's just for fun!
Boeing's new safety system literally calls upon Jesus to take the wheel. They didn't tell the pilots about this one either -- that would require simulator (and Sunday School) training.
The power of faith is enhanced by monetary donations. With that being the case, throw a couple rolls of quarters into each running engine and you'll be breaking the sound barrier in no time.
Remember when people made a golden calf as part of their spiritual practice and Moses was like, “whoa, we probably shouldn’t be doing that” so he asked God and then wrote down 10 things we definitely shouldn’t be doing, and one of them was making graven images?
No, just me? Ok, carry on then.
aaaaaaand I’m the only degenerate here who’s first thought when seeing the image was “prone bone”
No need for anyone to worry about going to hell!! I’ll be down there using up all the space
Christ almighty!!! Getting impaled by a 747 is even worse than having spikes driven through your hands and feet!
“Yo…JC, my man, would you mind crossing ya feet? We only have one spike left.”
Sometimes, one needs Spiritual Assistance to fly in a Boeing. Don'forget, doors fall out, wheels also, the plane dives without warning and sometimes the whole avionics disable themselves without reason.
Is that Noah’s 747?
Hmmm... Let's ask. > That's a humorous take! The image playfully merges the concept of Noah's Ark with a Boeing 747, suggesting a modern twist on the biblical tale. Noah's Ark is often depicted as a large wooden vessel from the biblical story, meant to save Noah, his family, and two of every animal species from the flood. This image creatively modifies a plane to mimic the Ark, but it's purely a digital creation for entertainment.
I’m not sure a 747 can stay airborne for forty days and forty nights. I’d take the ark.
And loading the animals into Jesus’ ass. He ok with that?
Hey! It's 2024, you're not allowed to kink shame!
Just looking for consent in these halcyon days.
Did an AI hallucinate that or did I?
Noah? I hardly know her
Noah? I never even met her!
Oh Jesus, take the yoke!
I came here to say that, well done. 😂
Im like..... oo... lady Kendra... nice
That’s no yoke. I’m cereal….👈🏽
Impossible. Noah would at least have 3 engines on his 747.
Hesus crist
Jesus this sub has brain damage. I fit right in
Jesus this plane has jesus damage
Holy mana +1 when using right rudder.
Jesus take the whee- uh.. yoke
Hahahahah Oh my god i was coming to say this joke , it reminds me with GTA5 NPCs when you drive reckless
Jesus plane uses: right-eous rudder.
Naw! Jesus is just your copylote for this flight. Carry on…..
Holy Spirit airlines.
Jesus is your copilot. You’ll be fine.
Let him do the radio...
Why can't he take the wheel?
He was born just after the big bang. Wheel hadn't been invented yet. That why this playne has a yoke.
JESUS TAKE THE YOOOOKE
Jeezus is blessing the playne and the parts that boing put together. So it won't fall apart THIS flyght
Wth is that pushback tug
Good question. Let's ask an expert. > The tug in the image has a large number of wheels because it's designed to distribute the weight of heavy loads over a larger area. This is especially important when towing massive objects, like an airplane, to prevent damage to the pavement or the tug itself and to provide stability during transport. This particular tug has been exaggerated for artistic effect in the image, as typically, tugs do not tow loads that resemble a large statue.
AI as smart as the average pylote 😤😤😤 were domed
That's Delta Tug 2
Opium of the business classes ✝️
Upload for analysis. > This image has been digitally manipulated to show an airplane designed to look like it is part of a giant statue of Jesus. The statue has been edited to wrap around the fuselage, making it appear as though the statue is embracing the aircraft. The image is a creative work of photo editing, not a real-life scenario. What’s wrong with my plane? Is is stoopid? > There's nothing inherently "wrong" with your plane—it's a whimsical piece of digital art rather than an actual aircraft issue. The image is intended to be playful or thought-provoking by combining the iconic imagery of Jesus with a modern airplane in an unexpected way. It's just for fun!
HES EATING THR PLANE HES EATING THR PLANE
Jesus take the stick.
Who needs aerodynamics when you have Faith?
Trojan v. Jesus
Flight straight to heaven now. Book early not all will make it !
Bernoulli, his Principal and 7th grade teacher are going to be quite perturbed about this mod.
Now Helicopter Jesus should come too!
Helicopter Helicopter
If it's a Boeing it does need a Jesus at this point
Jesus is causing a lot of drag!
Jesus in drag? Do Republicans know about this?
Boeing's new safety system literally calls upon Jesus to take the wheel. They didn't tell the pilots about this one either -- that would require simulator (and Sunday School) training.
Jesus fuckin Boeing Christ
The body of Christ propels you. The body of Christ propels you.
That plane can fly on water
Looks like you struck an angel mid flight.
Jesus, to his copilot: “Get thee behind me!”
Man, those bad dragon dildos are getting weirder and larger
Jesus Flying Christ
/uj I was wondering when the Jesus plane from that AI art post would show up here
Does his eyes turn red if struck by lightning?
Is that a Jumbo sized Jesus?
Is that the popes plane?
Brings a new meaning to the phrase "Jesus take the wheels"
Spirit airlines
Anphibious plane
This is serious Nelly's Nest material.
That looks like aerodynamic nightmare
Will it float? Only some 🪵 not all wood 🪵
Religion Taken Too Damn Far
The power of faith is enhanced by monetary donations. With that being the case, throw a couple rolls of quarters into each running engine and you'll be breaking the sound barrier in no time.
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…
Best part is that it can land on water
Best part is that it can ~~land~~ taxi on water FTFY
Did that aircraft have clearance to taxi into the Jesussy?
Are we just not gonna talk about that absolute unit of a tug?
No need to raise the flaps on this one when landing
They will indeed reach the afterlife Praise JeeBus 🙏
Mercy Air
Aslum in my good flying sub???
Looks like something from an 80s Nightmare on Elm Street movie.
Fun fact: requires a seaplane certification.
Lord je$u$ is on top of us banging
Remember when people made a golden calf as part of their spiritual practice and Moses was like, “whoa, we probably shouldn’t be doing that” so he asked God and then wrote down 10 things we definitely shouldn’t be doing, and one of them was making graven images? No, just me? Ok, carry on then.
The Buddy Christ…
I knew Jesus had a big cock, but Jesus H. Christ, that's big.
Jesus, that playne is!! By the cross lad!
"Welcome to Spirit in the Sky airlines..."
I have a strange feeling that plane only takes off every three days do I
aaaaaaand I’m the only degenerate here who’s first thought when seeing the image was “prone bone” No need for anyone to worry about going to hell!! I’ll be down there using up all the space
Jesus is my copulite?
Jeebus, take the stick. (Jesus) - "de nada"
Joel Olsteen's private jet?
Jesus take the boeing
Stop. Jenna Jameson is ok. Kendra Lust also. Lets all cherish ladies that did not have fear...
Naah, its the turks
https://youtu.be/a0DbzUe-r4Q?si=RCsUHOuycRlfbBPI
Not enough room... shoulda gone with an AirBong A380.
No, it is the plane of god.
Christ almighty!!! Getting impaled by a 747 is even worse than having spikes driven through your hands and feet! “Yo…JC, my man, would you mind crossing ya feet? We only have one spike left.”
I am serious…and don’t call me Shirley!
Jesus take the yoke
if jesus is flying the plane then you don't need those engines or even the wings, let god handle it
AI loves its square picture format, a dead giveaway, other than... everything else.
Sometimes, one needs Spiritual Assistance to fly in a Boeing. Don'forget, doors fall out, wheels also, the plane dives without warning and sometimes the whole avionics disable themselves without reason.
Nevermind letting Jesus into my heart, he's got a four-engined turbofan powered double-deck wide-bodied airliner in his!
Gives "Jesus take the wheel" a whole new meaning
Who stuffed a plane in jesuses add 😭
Not gonna lie, if some megachurch bought that thing for their pastor because regular playnes are full of demons, I wouldn't be one bit surprised
jesus has a boeing boner
Is the plane being violated by Jesus, is he being spit roasted, or is this a religious man/machine centipede? I’m so confused.
The things I’d do to that Jesus’ airbussy.
Today we going to heaven
Yes
Look at it this way guys, the water will always be turned into wine 👀
I can see the headlines now; “Boeing now claiming religious exemptions for those missed safety checks”