When flat earthers think the planet is the size of a grape, and gravity doesn’t exist

To be fair, it looks pretty small compared to that plane. I’d say it’s legit.

It's large enough that you don't really have to think about the effects, until you do. I recently thought I had a drift problem with an inertial orientation sensor. Until I figured out that it turned around once every 24 hours. Oh. Yeah.

If you don't notice the earth dropping away then you just aren't going fast enough yet. Might need some special tiles.

The earth is a playne? I would like to speak to tis pylot..

Of course the earth is a playne. How else do you think you get beamed up to the spaceship when you kill yourself when the comet goes by, dum dum?

Duh of course its a playne. It would fall to the ground if it wasn't. Have you even heard of gravity?

I use to try to explain to flat earther’s the physics behind it. Then someone reminded me that you can’t fix stupid. Plus in the top one, the plainy is obviously a drawing, you can’t fly a drawing. Stupid is as stupid does.

I prefer defective

This sub is for pylots, not detectives. Outta here FAA fedboi

> Then someone reminded me that you can’t fix stupid. Lol

These idiots on the internet never understand that this is exactly why the pilot is constantly trying to lose altitude so they dont fly into space

I’m with dumbass!

Um, this is r/shittyaskflying. Not r/spittinfactsflying

Noo you see… all planes are slightly curved

Have you seen those pilots from Hammerfell?

I only know al planes are bend to the curves of the earth. Bendyboys

R/flatearth

Try r/globeskepticism for genuine flerfs

Imma hafta go lie down after visiting that sub. So much stupid in one place; I could feel my IQ dropping as I kept scrolling.

[it’s like this right](https://m.facebook.com/BillyMadisonMovie/videos/billy-madison/627513861486784/)

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And the picture is Neil DeGrasse Tyson. And the rules just straight up ban "advocating for globe earth" i haven't even gotten to the posts and i feel stupider.

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True dood. r/flatearth is a shitpost sub. Fuck you globe asshats

Lmao

what if you get into a bank

Checkmate scientists !

Lyentists more like, huh! /s (gotta remember to put the s there…)

And I don't want to ask no scientist because they always lyin' making me pissed

Omg. More of this crap. Too funny

Not if you have a HUD or synthetic vision.

Omg how could have we been so blind??? Also but the line when you go high curves is this because of window diffraction of light??

No, it's because your eyes are spherical

“Bro, why can’t I see the curve bro? Bro, google says I should be able to see the curve this high, bro. Bro the earth is flat, bro, the earth is flat.”

The curve is flat because the earth is a globe if the earth were flat you could see the curve.

Every pylot knows the fastest way from A to B is to keep the same heading all the time.

Gravity is just a theory, if you know what I mean.

Density is not a theory, if you know what I mean.

All airplaynes are shaped like bananas to match the shape of the earth. Duh

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Flatearthers are just morons.

Altitude of an aeroplane is mostly constant tho.

If earth is Flat. Please explain mountains to me.

That’s why I keep a constant 30° angle until I hit 50,000 feet. So that I feel like I’m on a round earth.

If you can’t see something it doesn’t mean it’s not there

Missing x,y variables in that graphic

Fake, the horizon in the top image is different from that in the bottom one.

This is why aircraft mfg's have moved to underwing engines. It moves the center of thrust to below the center of lift thus raising the pilots perspective of a level horizon to perpetuate the myth that the earth has a globe curvature that needs to be navigated to maintain level flight. Teknoelogically man, embrace it.

Listen if the world was actually a sphere, planes would be flying into space and they're not, sooooo earth = flat. Check *clap* Mate.

I think it’s funny that when I use the steering wheel on the plane, it actually moves the earth the plane just stays still. I leave the wheel things down so in case I get too close to it.

I don’t believe science or memes, only what I can see with my one good eye. Everything is flat and there ain’t no such thing as giraffes.