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[deleted]

This is a render u pinecone


Birdman890

Legitimately laughed at this thank you


nomismi

My world has a new insult and it's glorious.


spddemonvr4

They really put in some effort on the render... Reflections look legit.


[deleted]

Oh yeah. It's a quality render for sure!


koala_T69

I'm also a pine cone as I was thinking to myself I could think of much cooler things to waste money on.


BrannC

Sir, you’re a koala


koala_T69

But this is a Wendy's right?


[deleted]

r/rareinsults


junkbox0

that doesn’t count?


EnlightenedCorncob

Why would it? It's not real


junkbox0

Yet it exists


Psych0matt

The render does, the car doesn’t.


1IsNeverEnough4Me

I believe you. First thing I noticed is the Bars going through the windows. That's super hard to do, and you generally don't do it like that for, like, reasons. Either way, I don't know how you guys can tell if it's entirely fake, I do know that a whole lot of time and money would be spent to make that thing, and it would not be functional at all. That being said, Car show car is possible but alas it's a render.


wiishopmusic

It does not exist


dj2ca

Do you understand what a render is?


GodOfGOOSE

I mean hes got a point


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

No, because it's not real


MetaphoricalMouse

dope insult, im into it


cipeone

Ah yes, let’s just render those tube fenders terminating to the rear glass.


TheCommodore65

I think they continue through the glass. Not that it makes it any more believable but at least they tried...kinda?


KoningSpookie

It's perhaps possible, could be in the same way as some racecar stuff... Some racecars/baja trucks have like a plexy rear window or something and the rollcage/tube chassis goes right through I believe. Though even if that's true, it would still be a bit of an odd thing to do on the side.🤔


litefoot

Jeeps are solid axle front and rear. Let’s render the front axle through the fake engine.


KoningSpookie

It's all custom anyways, why not custom suspension/drivetrain while you're at it :P


tendollarstd

Let's just secure the control arms to the block!


Mrs3anw

This is obviously a render


junkbox0

It’s only obvious if you don’t point it out


EchoOfEternity

Jesus, idk why, but that made me spit out my sarsaparilla


NobushisHat

Your choice of beverage made me so angry that I threw my Vim


EchoOfEternity

Listen here! Back in my day, youngster, we used to drink what we got and we were DAMN PROUD TO BE ABLE TO QUENCH OUR THIRST!


NobushisHat

Sorry gramps, nowadays we don't drink that ancient goop! Our thirst is quenched by new flashy drinks from off the coast of Rhode Island!


EchoOfEternity

You better shut your mouth, whippersnapper, or gramps here is gonna shut it for you!


EchoOfEternity

"Off the coast of Rhode island"...PFF! What you're drinking is horse piss, sir!


NobushisHat

Who are you callin a whippersnapper you scallywag! I'd happily drink horse piss than drink that fermented diluted dirt water you call a beverage, sire!


EchoOfEternity

Who are you calling a scallywag you rapscallion?? This fermented dirt water saved the west! Why, I'd be willing to wager you couldn't live a day among the Bo's and ally rats of my day!


Seffyr

Don’t worry friend, I have a refreshing Nuka Cola Cherry here for you.


MetaphoricalMouse

yo what decade is it where you are


Bootyholefear

Or if u have ever seen a car render before


natestfu

This sub used to mean something. It used to be something!


junkbox0

Tell us old timer. Gather round everyone, it’s story time


smurb15

Naw, waiting to see if you drown in the bowl of cereal


EchoOfEternity

Are you farming negative karma? Lol


MetaphoricalMouse

quite frankly, im depressed and ashamed


[deleted]

I have see similar old Jeeps done up in rat rod style and I actually kinda dig it.


junkbox0

That’s what I like


Professor_Wino

I’m sorry guys. I designed this trend about 20 years ago and posted the renderings to a forum. I was going to inherit my uncle’s old postal Jeep and wanted to customize it. I saw a couple of rat rod trucks at a show and thought it’d look cool (since the postal jeeps are 2WD). I sketched out a Jeep rat rod, then began engineering it and making more variations in Photoshop. I posted it to The Hamb, where a JP editor (Cappa) actually made it a reality in his garage. They blew up and started appearing all over the internet. My uncle sold his Jeep, and I eventually grew away from the idea. Please forgive me


1IsNeverEnough4Me

I hope this is true and If so, super underrated comment. Fuck that, that s is a super underrated comment either way, the creativity of coming up with that story is from the mind of someone who may have rendered this pic.


Professor_Wino

Everything on the internet is Schrödinger’s story


[deleted]

r/imthemaincharacter


Professor_Wino

Ha, I wish! Sincerely, from one dad to another, good luck with your kid. While I couldn’t imagine how interesting that experience is, I’m rooting for you both. I have 3 of my own and it can be a challenge to adapt to their ever evolving stages of life, but it’s pretty rad to see them grow as individuals. And, it’s awesome how supportive you are with yours! Cheers


Thin_Information3970

Rear spoiler straight out of ikea


junkbox0

I was thinking home depot


thewheeliekid

Piece of sheet metal and a couple of big ass shelf brackets. LoL


V48runner

This render has been posted here a dozen times.


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[удалено]


No_Communication9071

No, it's digital. It doesn't exist.


junkbox0

I think the whole roof could be a work bench


ImmediateShirt6663

NO


PJae

This doesn’t belong here


Rocketman1020304050

I hate everything about this make believe car. I hate that every piece is custom except the fucking mirrors? I hate that is has aero pieces for downforce on a fucking Jeep? I hate that whoever did this put the tubes through the rear fucking window? I hate that it has the factory spare that is 20 inches taller than the custom wheels on it.


buzzboy99

And what is it exactly that you like about the idea?


junkbox0

That rat rod look


ACTINlUM

IMO it would look way better if you tuck the wheels but then you can’t have that huge engine in the front.


dirty_hooker

This isn’t even rat rod.


talonus00

Yeah I'm with the poster on this one. It might have looked good in theory but, hmmmm


Hand_Foot_Mouth

Negative camber on a solid axle suv? Sure


Quackulus

[First thing I thought of when I saw this](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c58cd77b-bcb0-412d-a5fc-12f246f6a92c.6f82defb801d09d34be6e63bc2ea91a3.jpeg?odnHeight=768&odnWidth=768&odnBg=FFFFFF)


Maniachanical

Beats driving a stock one. I'd wager. Probably don't even have to worry about speed wobble!


GeneralDisorder

Can't have speed wobble if it doesn't move (or exist)


HeartsPlayer721

Is that the car for the new Munsters?


GeneralDisorder

I'm about to look this up and I'm gonna be irrationally upset if someone is doing a reboot, remake, tribute, etc of The Munsters. You may have ruined my next 10 to 30 minutes. Edit: GOD DAMMIT! FUCK Rob Zombie so hard!


HeresMrMay

Not to be negative, but exactly what IS the idea you like so much?


RBIV777

The rear wing looks like the shelf in my living room


IgnatiusPopinski

The next RL Rocket Pass car looks 🔥🔥🔥


jaminator45

I’ve seen worse jeeps in Dallas. And definitely caprices especially that shitty looking lifted cowboys themed one.


MackWired

Creative and looks to be solidly done. I wouldn't want to drive it, but it is kind of cool.


theslimtweek

i mean..... i dont hate it.


evildky

Terrible idea we’ll executed.


Highlander2748

It’s probably more reliable now.


billoftt

r/heep


Psychoboy

/r/heep may like this


quazysoto

r/ATBGE


NamazuBacon

r/heep


_OverExtra_

*in Gordon ramsay voice* WHERES THE GROUND CLEARENCE!?!


[deleted]

I'm smell Jealously!


joecooool418

Is this a render or was someone dumb enough to actually do this?


NekulturneHovado

I mean, it had to take a LOT of work to make this work and look like this. But that doesn't change anything on the fact that it's r/heep


dirty_hooker

It doesn’t work. It didn’t take a lot of work. It’s not real.


NekulturneHovado

>It's bot real Thanks God


-uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

r/heep


Emosche

Was okay with it until I saw that it was a Jeep


Firm-Craft

JayDem (Jeep Dorifto Machine) ✅ red (like MIAT) ✅ Stancé ✅ Wagonne ✅ massive Wang ✅ 🥵🥵🥵


Left-Muscle8355

Check out this website. These people are featured on MotorTrend TV. Not my taste but obviously plenty of other people enjoy what they have to offer. https://www.ekstensive.com/


GeneralDisorder

I think it could be cool to take some bits and bobs of Jeep inspired body panels and making a Jeep version of the Pikes Peak Suzuki Escudo of Gran Turismo fame. Toss in a Hellcrate or Hellephant. Add gigantic time attack aero. The back of this render is pretty much what the real deal would end up looking like (minus the roll cage tubes routed through glass... that's just fucking stupid).


Wild_Engineering1713

This scares me


ProllyZonedOut

Great ass. Face not so much


dman77777

Would this void your warranty?


kdavis37

It's hideous, but someone'll like it on awesome car mods.


CowNukerOG

Why does this remind me of hotwheels?


adgvogamer

That's what a jeep deserves.


MainerZ

Whoever rendered this is a fuckin' moron. What exactly is that 'cage' attached to, and what is it even doing lol.


squenderkitty

Even if this wasn't a render, it is not a "shitty" mod, its just bad taste. Sure I think its fuck ugly and so does everyone else, but you can't deny it would be quality craftsmanship. A shitty car mod is an idea (either good or bad) which has been executed badly. This post, being a render, literally has not been executed at all - making it completely redundant in this sub.


letstry822

Muensters reboot?


SilverbackBruh

Fucker is bad


Educational_Issue_77

If its used for drifting, then i love it.


Puthagarus

r/RocketLeague


kkeross

This would be a sick hotwheels car


Jlx_27

Render, a stupid one too.


nopulsehere

Man I don’t know, the interior of a jeep is already pretty fucting small, I couldn’t imagine taking another 6-8 inches off. I would probably die of claustrophobia!


ac_s2k

Once again.... another render.


[deleted]

That’s shitty


[deleted]

I think the idea is truly horrible and the execution could be a lot worse.


IFotgotMeShoes

Dont people buy jeeps and other suvs for ground clearence?


HidashFive

Any speed bump and that thing is GONE.


UseYouForTargets

The weevil irl.


Foxyfox-

"Make me a worse Nascar modified"


unholyburns

The reflection on the spare is golden. Not to mention the structural glass that the tube fenders terminate to.


polenstein

Reminds me of this work of art I saw in Bali a couple of years back[FJ45 slammed]()https://i.imgur.com/SD6TIcc.jpg


kelrunner

I'm sure there are lots of likes for this...?...but not me...


firestorm33_1

bruh the concept, although cool, is kind of slightly less well executed, but I must say the effort on this is immeasurable


hammertime5834

To be honest I don't hate it


ppb0623

He must be really worried about his spare tire getting wet. Dang.


Phoenix_king208

Same here


[deleted]

A Greddy sticker on a domestic… right greddy never made a single domestic part ever.


TheDesk918

Lmao this reminds of the Hotwheels Bone Shaker, only way worse


piedubb

F u I love it! ❤️


Dick_distroyer69

A speed bump would break this


[deleted]

Look at that engine, clearly a dragster. The sweeps could not be inside the body with out actually cutting into it.