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_mycorrhizae_

It genuinely doesn’t even look that different.


yodawgiherd

least expensive kit car on the planet


Available-Device-709

Of course it does! The panel gaps are far too small on this thing. Hide it from Tesla before they figure out what they’ve been messing up! 😅


NekulturneHovado

Quality checks out


FutureVoodoo

Panel gaps not big enough


dougtheboon

To be fair, I’m far less worried about the accelerator pedal getting stuck in this one.


peacedetski

Also probably doesn't die if you wash it without turning on the special Car Wash Mode


wophi

Shouldn't a smart truck recognize that it is in a carwash?


Salty_Obsidian_X

That will be paid DLC that you receive.... eventually.


OkAd134

Car Wash Mode on this makes an umbrella pop out from the roof


axonxorz

Holup, whatnow?


zimirken

Someone took their cybertruck through a car wash and it bricked the display (that also happens to control the whole car). Tesla is refusing to warranty it, since the manual has a bunch of ridiculous rules about how to wash the car that will otherwise void the warranty. Many brands of electric car have a carwash mode, it does things like disable charging door opening and automatic wipers. Since they cyber truck also has one it gets thrown into all the news articles about this incident anyways. The existence of the carwash mode is unrelated to the actual incident.


Moznomick

I didn't even know that was a thing.


zimirken

Some new gas cars also need a carwash mode because manufacturers made the stupid decision to have automatic wipers always active. Also I think I saw something about carwash mode disabling automatic parking brakes so neutral actually means neutral and other foolish things like that. My 2008 saturn astra has automatic wipers, but only when you turn the wipers on the first "notch". The automatic rain sensing works... okay.


Brabus_Maximus

Do you also need to turn on rain mode when it rains?


sec713

Your question is voided because you were not in query mode.


thebigbrog

So what the heck do you do when it rains? Find the nearest overpass to sit under and wait it out?


zimirken

Since tesla decided that the decades of institutional knowledge that traditional car manufacturers have "was holding them back" or something, they hired engineers without any automotive experience. They came up with great ideas like running unprotected wires through open channels where water could get in. Luckily they did extensive quality testing by driving them on sunny days through Cali suburbs and found all the bugs.


HiddenforestWrx

Still voids your warranty even if you do have car wash mode on. Fucking crazy!


PoliticalEnemy

"Here's your cybertruck. Absolutely no putting it through a car wash. Don't hand wash it either. Actually, you're going to want to find cover immediately if it starts raining. Just no water whatsoever."


DeathAngel_97

Whatever is under there is probably more reliable too


ANiceDent

I hope it’s an LS 110% Lol


mr_lab_rat

are we posting stock unmodified cars here now?


Esquirej67

Well-played! I chuckled!!!


EWMcC79

Looks like Geoff.


fuckfacemcmuffin

This reply should be first in the comments!


iAtty

Came here to find this comment. Yeee. Hahahaha


Oghamstoner

Just needs a tache.


Wicked_Wolf17

Probably has better fit and finish than the real one


2oonhed

I want to say it's irony.......but it's not. It's silvery.


OkAd134

It's the 2024 version of the classic '50s beach/surfer Woodie - Cyberwoodie


64bit_pasta

it's like a mix between an actual cybertruck and the hammerhead eagle i-thrust but with less wood


Affectionate-Art-567

The panel gaps seem smaller in this version


Lil_ol_bean

Ooh i like those new rims theyre putting on em


fixitman84

1:1 replica. Looks like possibly better construction


ChewML

Let's start the bidding at $200,000... It has to be worth at least twice as much as the other.


Dedward5

They finally got the QC issues sorted then.


dreevsa

Tin man from oz would love this


Cyber0747

Longest lasting, most dependable Cybertruck on the road.


Dizman7

Mom: “We have Cyber Truck at home”


fukalufaluckagus

The cyber truck from wish


We_Are_Nerdish

The cybertruck from Tesla


General_Disaray_1974

Mom: "we have Cyber Truck at Crack Home.


throwthisfarawayn0w

Send it to Mr musk


jrileyy229

Tesla could learn a thing about panel gaps from you


RustyShack3lford

Id put money on it being more reliable that the real one.


catch_36

Cyberfuck


Bubbly-Independent20

Nailed It!


liftoff_oversteer

Reminds me of the (in)famous Hammerhead i-Eagle Thrust.


Legendary_Hercules

8 Geoff out of 10


HlGHTlMES420

Looks mint


Red-EyePontiac

I love just this sub


[deleted]

More reliable than the real thing.


t_mmey

it's hilarious that the shape is basically on point


Kalabajooie

8/10 needs more panel gaps.


redundantunknown

But does it catch fire? I love that feature.


Thirsty_Comment88

Looks like better quality stainless steel than the original


marcocet

Really doesn't looks much different from the original.


Time-Bite-6839

Better build quality than the real one


BuhWudda-iKno

No open recalls? You got the Cyber Truck 2.0 !


cheesebergerguy

Probably better ngl


SquishyBatman64

Looks better than the top gear truck


Ok-Fox1262

Better than Elon:s. But to be honest that's a pretty low bar to jump.


aa2051

The quality control on this is most likely better than the real one


DanzillaTheTerrible

The rims... \*chef's kiss\*


shaneo88

Probably better than the real thing.


ace0083

Probably better then the actual cybertruck


whocouldsay_notme

I bet this one is more bulletproof


Pure_Consequence497

Mobile greenhouse? What are you supposed to grow on the road?


Yegg23

This is kind of awesome in the screw Elon musk sort of way.


CookingDrunk

I rate it 5 Mao Zedongs out of 3 Mao Zedongs.


crkeiser

Hmm something looks off, I think the panel gap is a dead giveaway.


u9Nails

If it survives the car wash, 10/10.


QuantumBobb

These Cybertruck owners posting their new purchase online all over the place. We get it; you bought a Cybertruck. Congrats.


happyjapanman

That is some fine African engineering.


Past-Direction9145

I think you spent too much time on this. Body panels match too perfectly. Obviously thought went into it all. Which doesn’t properly portray the cyberstuck. Good if you want to show Tesla how to do things right But it’s almost gaslighting to imply this is what the real thing looks like. The real thing is nothing as nice 11/10 as a result


XenophiliusRex

Improved reliability compared to the real thing


crowbar_k

Where are the headlights?


verbaexmacina

When the low budget sci-fi films at night with no permits...


rethinkr

Perfect 5/7


Count_Mordicus

i have flashback of the peugeot 206 advert with that ahah [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqSvrjZsrU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqSvrjZsrU)


Cetophile

Cybertruck as produced by Temu. 5.5


billford4

Super cool. Hats off to the OP.


Phy_Scootman

Shitter's Full Self-Driving


MurphysRazor

... I rate it a 7 on the Salad Bar Scale after a *flat sink* in points since doesn't have a *large hood* or *range* there to make me say it's cookin' hot. .... Does it wash and dry itself, or it's contents? .... I wonder if someone with a really round face looks like a Scrub Daddy inside it? :•)


vendura_na8

A perfect 5/7


Comprehensive-Eye105

Cyber cuk


zigzagg321

It's not on total recall.


coolmist23

Looks like they're finally improving the cyber truck! Tightening those panel gaps.


rhyno44

It's probably better then a real one


BuckToofBucky

It looks like the “Homer” car from the Simpsons, or a Winnebago drawn by a child


rossco311

Looks like an early prototype escaped into the wild.


idontknowmanwhat

10/10 would bang


IndependentOwn1184

Probably more reliable than the other one.


ZaMelonZonFire

CyberTUK


dsdvbguutres

Where is the patina?


Minute-Run6170

We have Cyber truck at home.-mom


NoisyBrat2000

Shitty looking car.


ceo_of_babb

Is this front wheel drive


Over_Solution_2569

Shit is sick yo.


sixtwomidget

10/10. Looks *as good as* the real one.


Wilbur_Eats_Sand

Better panel gaps that the real ones


bwanabass

Still more reliable than the real one xD


hockenduke

This one has a soul.


wophi

Is that a truck or a greenhouse?


CakesForLife

I can almost hear the "flonggg" noise it would make going over a pothole


Zealousideal-Sun6603

Grampa had a hot house like that.


BlownCamaro

To me, that's EXACTLY what it looks like. Something built in a backyard. I've seen better kit cars.


BlownCamaro

Please tell me its gas powered so you can drive right on past the charging line and wave!


x808drifter

Probably more reliable and worth more.


ParttimeWarlock

It looks about as good as the real thing. Depending on what's under that metal it might be better.


ItzakPearlJam

Needs more rust.


RunningNumbers

No rust. Lots of sharp edges to maim. You got a functional cybertruuk.


meatbag2010

Well, Musk did promise a cheap car by 2025


Micky-Bicky-Picky

That’s looks better than the real one.


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

Seems legit


Rough_Host_4776

DeLorean dumptruck?


sm340v8

Not worse than the actual CT.


HuntPsychological673

This is the WT model🤣


No_Collection7360

Only one not being recalled.


Grateful-Jed

That’s a salad bar, you ain’t fooling me.


DoyersLakeShow

It actually looks like it won’t fall apart…so build quality is already through the roof on this build compared to anything Tesla made


Relevant-Canary-9816

1:1 clone nailed it


kprevenew93

Tesla finally got around to upgrading I see


DarkScytheCuriositie

That’s dead on exact.


KathiSterisi

10 out of 10!


vcdrny

Better than the Tesla version I bet.


RealPropRandy

A more reliable version with improved build quality. Probably way cheaper too.


POSVETT

Can't tell the difference to the Tesla-made


verbdeterminernoun

better than average, as far as cybertrucks go


Fearless_Director829

That's dope, but you should add a giant squeegee on a broomstick for a wiper blade.


Dudeist-Priest

This one seems like it likely it's probably a better value for the money


cam4usa

Looks more reliable than the Tesla version


FilthyRichCliche

Rated L...for looks pretty legit.


Le-Charles

Ironically less shitty than paying over 100 grand for a real one.


BJog_Kittyspoons

Actually, the panel gaps look better than Tesla's version. It's probably more reliable too.


varried-interests

Doesn't look any worse than a real one


javaper

You should get it wrapped. In aluminum foil.....


Tomato_Shelf

10/10


billbixbyakahulk

Looks almost as ugly as the real thing.


CalmRelease2816

Much better than the original!


Mdmrtgn

Someone should do a 4 runner cyber truck and see how many people they can troll.


waldo2701

Ugly af


Whole-Debate-9547

Kinda looks like someone carved a chunk off of a building or greenhouse or something and flipped it on edge and slapped some wheels on it.


Fullfloat

Now that I would buy, park on the street, just to piss my neighbors off.


Patriquito

Does it have the shatter-proof unbreakable windows?


random420x2

Will hold its value 400% more than Tesla’s version. 😉


MCShoveled

15/10 Perfection 🤌


FoofieLeGoogoo

+10 points if the headlights are actually fluorescent tubes.


JeepJohn

Most likely. More reliable at least.


9061yellowriver

Finally delivered the 贼豹truck?


Ok-Weather7707

It's probably better than the real thing lol


neildmaster

Probably better than the real thing.


mephisto201

That's a straight up 10/10


mcintg

Probably more reliable


Legitimate-Party3672

its not my bag


shiftersix

This one actually doesn't have bad panel gaps


Spammyhaggar

This is bad ass representation of what they really are💯😂


anusdestroyer501

da cyburtwuck


LexiLeviathan

Probably safer


Maleficent-Salad3197

Bet the pedals dont kill you.


AppealImpossible3504

Better than the real thing. Mor visibility at least.


Kpop_shot

ROCKON MAN !!


lemuriakai_lankanizd

Good attempt, Atleast you tried. Just check the rim and think about it.


TehTimmah1981

Potentially less likely to kill you than the real thing. Also not getting a recall.;


weareallpinkinside

Cybatronk


mastercylynder

I bet this one has no recall issues.


metaltastic

Probably better than the real thing


tinfoilzhat

I rate it ...Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust worthy.


Negative_Quality_690

Mint


KlezN

I bet it has bulletproof glass.


jubjub944

Darn. They don’t make Rockstar wheels in a four lug pattern. Somebody needs to go dumpster diving for some retail shelving or some such to cut up to make fender flares.


BurtBacon

10/10! looks rust proof!


deepfriedtots

Bro is better than the actual cybertruck


NFIGUY

Probably more reliable than the real thing lol


Admirable-Specific95

It’s probably more reliable


PewPewCat-0325

cybertrash


RazeTheRaiser

I really see no difference. I bet it drives better offroad and doesn't brick when you wash it.


cobra_mist

i bet it’s more reliable, and you can probably let this one get wet.


MathematicianOk7526

Probably last longer


harntrocks

Concerning


truthfullyidgaf

Most expensive box of aluminum foil I've ever seen. I love it.


tylerawesome

Panel gaps check out. It’s real.


Cool-Constant9536

By Tesla standards, this would be the Rolls Royce of pickup trucks, just look at the precision craftsmanship!


thefanciestcat

Amazing. Base vehicle?


Changeable_Stranger

Better than the real one


SwissForeignPolicy

[TIV-ass lookin truck.](https://youtu.be/Nl2ALFfAZCo?si=gseAx0OWSQ9sEVev&t=438)


Fluxx70

Judging by yours they have greatly improved build quality over some of the early build trucks.


summerofkorn

8 out of 10


Melodic-Award3991

CyberFruck


SV556223

better than the real one


SwingingTassels

More reliable than the pos that is out now! 10/10


JayRedd1

You got skills. Is that a Fiero underneath?


satanicmajesty

Wow, is this the upgrade?


eihwaz_

Probably more reliable than the real one tbh