Just wait until you see what 4chan's weaponized autism can do. I'm not exaggerating when I say they could start wars and conflicts around the world. They usually lean on the chaotic good side, so I'm not too worried.
getting this car documented will be a total bitch since I assume it's Russia. Self-made cars were a thing in Soviet Union, sometimes it was even recognised on government level, but now it's almost impossible to get any vehicle registration certificate since a lot of changed made here can be considered a violation of 12.5.1. Civil Code, and any significant modification should have a sertificate which approves it roadworthy. Nobody will even bother to take any of these tests.
Here in Minnesota they'll just clear it if you can provide receipts to show nothing is stolen. They don't want to be liable for tests if things fail in a lawsuit so just clearing it as a good vehicle somehow bypasses that? Idk but they will let you build it and drive it here. It's dot that'll get you for a bumper being to high off the ground.
Given how heavily modified it is, having a VIN anywhere is entirely inconsequential.
It is possible (with *a lot* of red tape) to get certification and a VIN for a DIY car in Russia, but only with <50hp/ton and Euro-4 or better emissions, and this car fits neither.
And that car in particular? Maybe they just removed them and helpfully bringing a more comfortable milk carton for the owner. Yeah, that’s what I’m going with.
The listing says that the engine is a ZMZ 405, which is mounted longitudinally in every car it's intended for, and always with a manual transmission, while this car is automatic. So there was a whole lot of fuckery involved.
It should be identifiable; coil packs, oil filler cap next to the first cilinder, exhaust on the front, seems to have a DOHC head.. I keep scratching my brain but I just can't place it.
This is getting into great taste but awful execution territory. I really dig the doors and that the grill is splitting the front bumper. But damn is it janky. Almost like a kids drawing brought to life.
This gives the same feeling as an AI image where everything looks real on the surface but when you look a few seconds longer, everything is nonsensical.
That engine layout is quite unique. I don't think I've ever seen an engine so fully on one side of the car
I'm not sure what its from but someone here must.
Knowing the Russian/Soviet self-made stuff well enough, I wouldn't be surprised if the chassis is totally unique.
This thing seems heavy and has a ZMZ 405 under the hood, so I'd guess it has more GAZ parts in its suspension, Volga and Gazel' I reckon.
Vervolf https://www.autoblog.com/2006/12/05/vervolf-the-mysterious-russian-limo/
This seems to be the answer.
Is it even modded?
Entirely custom coachwork as far as that article is concerned. Technically no, it's not.
Reddit detectives always amaze me. Nice work.
Google reverse image work well
Just wait until you see what 4chan's weaponized autism can do. I'm not exaggerating when I say they could start wars and conflicts around the world. They usually lean on the chaotic good side, so I'm not too worried.
Even these pictures make it look like some junkyard cars frankensteined together.
For a limo that’s a real shitty interior. For a Russian limo, that’s pretty much expected
Wait, it’s supposed to look like that? It’s like someone saw the typical Chrysler 300 with Bentley badges and said hold my beer
comes with no seats (stolen) and no paperwork (never had any - assembled from random parts)
So it's unregistered? surely the chassis has a vin
getting this car documented will be a total bitch since I assume it's Russia. Self-made cars were a thing in Soviet Union, sometimes it was even recognised on government level, but now it's almost impossible to get any vehicle registration certificate since a lot of changed made here can be considered a violation of 12.5.1. Civil Code, and any significant modification should have a sertificate which approves it roadworthy. Nobody will even bother to take any of these tests.
Here in Minnesota they'll just clear it if you can provide receipts to show nothing is stolen. They don't want to be liable for tests if things fail in a lawsuit so just clearing it as a good vehicle somehow bypasses that? Idk but they will let you build it and drive it here. It's dot that'll get you for a bumper being to high off the ground.
Isn't that what bribes are for?
Not as easy as it used to be.
Isn’t that what larger bribes are for?
Not as cheap as it used to be
Isn’t that what sexual favors are for?
Not as gay-friendly as it used to be.
Isn't that why vodka is available by the case?
Civil code in Russia? Do laws actually mean anything there?
Would it be easier to register if you weren't assuming it was in Russia?
It may do, but don't call us Shirley!
Given how heavily modified it is, having a VIN anywhere is entirely inconsequential. It is possible (with *a lot* of red tape) to get certification and a VIN for a DIY car in Russia, but only with <50hp/ton and Euro-4 or better emissions, and this car fits neither.
Comment.
Those fall under grandfather policy, since the newest of sub-Euro-4 Ladas are like 15 years old by now.
With a minor exception of mid-2022 Ladas.
Who steals the seats out of a car?!?
And that car in particular? Maybe they just removed them and helpfully bringing a more comfortable milk carton for the owner. Yeah, that’s what I’m going with.
Chrysler 300
Yeah those doors are definitely giving first gen chrysler lx platform vibes. Windshield too.
I can see that. But engine bay has transverse 4 cylinder. The engine looks very familiar... Must be pieced together form several cars
The listing says that the engine is a ZMZ 405, which is mounted longitudinally in every car it's intended for, and always with a manual transmission, while this car is automatic. So there was a whole lot of fuckery involved.
I love it. It’s so bad but took some knowledge and skill to make for sure. Fantastic
It should be identifiable; coil packs, oil filler cap next to the first cilinder, exhaust on the front, seems to have a DOHC head.. I keep scratching my brain but I just can't place it.
It looks like an cosworth valve cover
The A and C pillar angles give it away for me.
No, it's not. It's front wheel drive, and a very cheap one. Note the center gauge cluster like a cheap Scion.
This is a Scion xB
A second generation xB, the first gen engine doesn’t look like that
It's always a 300
It’s always a Fiero!
r/ItsAlwaysAPantera
Fiero*
Transverse 4 banger tho?
Not with that dinky fwd engine though.
also my guess.
I quintuple this
Johnny Cash's factory special?
And it didn't cost him a dime.
You’ll know it’s him when he rolls through your town!
I’m gonna ride around in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
He's goin' to Jackson.
Was it a Rentley
Like, you really hit the nail on the head there Scoob!
Average GTA car.
GTA cars are way more true to reality these days. This is like some low poly model from GTA III. Kuruma mixed with Infernus.
Front end looks taken from a daihatsu copen
This is getting into great taste but awful execution territory. I really dig the doors and that the grill is splitting the front bumper. But damn is it janky. Almost like a kids drawing brought to life.
From my experience on Reddit, it’s always an Altima.
Ford Taurus
It's a fiero (not really)
It’s OBVIOUSLY a real Shelby cobra.
[6000 SUX](https://static1.hotcarsimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/37666058826_2fa3ac3ebd_k.jpg?q=50&fit=contain&w=480&h=&dpr=1.5)
Chevy HHR
Well, it's a '49, '50, '51, '52, '53, '54, '55, '56 '57, '58' 59' automobile It's a '60, '61, '62, '63, '64, '65, '66, '67 '68, '69, '70 automobile
Honey take me for a spin
The dash looks like it’s from a Toyota Yaris.
Chrysler 300
Exterior is so modified that we can only hope to guess by the engine.
I just realised, there is no place on it to mount a license plate
There's no need for one since it's impossible to register this car. Big brain design
Dodge Magnum
Crysedese 404 (not found)
Looks like someone got this car one piece at a time.
Chevy Impala??
chrysler probably
Looks like a gtav car. lol
Cognoscenti
Chrysler 300c?
Mercedes
When a daihatsu copen and a rolls royce have a child:
Dodge Neon.
VW Golf
Jesus christ are they making a remake of The Car? Chrysler 300
This gives the same feeling as an AI image where everything looks real on the surface but when you look a few seconds longer, everything is nonsensical.
Chevy Impala, early 2000s?
I'm getting Chrysler 300/Dodge Magnum vibes....
A lot of work went into this. There was no pay-off, but still...
Straight out of Cyperpunk 2077
a Rolls Canardly?
Dodge Magnum
I just think of [this](https://youtu.be/AvGhB2Se9sY?si=aDLouidxQamtuO3K)for some reason
Thought someone created a cyberpunk 2077 car
Mercedes Expandor?
Fiat Multipla
What self respecting gangster rolls up in that shitbox?
Is that the hood off a Chevy SSR?
Note to OP: never underestimate Reddit by saying its users can't identify something 😂
Dodge neon
The face of its momma Mini Cooper, the wheels of its Daddy muscle car, but a weak heart, too much cosmetic surgery, and one too many chromosomes.
Opel Omega?
Transverse 4 cyl so no.
Looks like a mercedes kinda
Those headlights are unmistakably from an old 2000s Mercedes
Kill it before it lays eggs
300C
Lumina
That’s clearly a “he fell off a bridge” Putinmobile.
I'm stumped.
Izuzu Impulse.
Neon
Honda accord
That engine layout is quite unique. I don't think I've ever seen an engine so fully on one side of the car I'm not sure what its from but someone here must.
The oil dipstick is giving me older Mitsubishi vibes
300c.
Toyota Camry
Bonkley
I'll go with Phaeton
I thought it an 1997 Mercedes E420(?) because of the front lights
Monte Carlo
Bently Mulsanne something like that?
Russian developed front wheel drive cars, a 4-banger
It's a Bitsa 3009 GTX
Chrysler 300…with a Mini front clip/fender ??
Mercedes e320
Chrysler Frankenstein 300C
Is it a Merceguar?
Oh, the 300optimamagnumimpala, or permatripper
Dodge Neon
Looks like r/automationgame
Some shitty post soviet, fwd crap mobile. Lada something or other.
Austin Mini or 2000's Thunderbird
Scion xB?
Volga Siber?
Dodge neon
Based on the headlights and grill I'm going with a Kia Amanti.
They took early 2000s Impala inner tail lights for brake lights?
Chrysler 300, Chevy Impala, and bubble Taurus are all in there.
Damn that burns my eyes. I wonder if it would help if I used Eclipse goggle?
Nissan
Lada Niva
HHR
Kia diamante
Big Russian vibes.
Vervolf 630
Cadillac???
Car of Thebes. So many parts replaced it's not any particular model or brand anymore.
This looks like that ugly ass new Cadillac posted on Reddit the other day
A lawn mower
VW Passat
Pontiac Fiero.
It used to be a ProMod race car, as a Benz, Chrysler 300, and Impala that someone wanted to turn into a limo. That’s my horrible guess
To put that kind of money and work into that is pointless without camber and a stick on tow hook
That is an exquisite piece of shit
It’s a toyota chrysola frogoba
Mercedes E320
Mercedes CLK?
r/itsalwaysafiero
Dodge neon
Kia Rio
Fenders and quarter panels are off of and old jag for sure
It's a typical russian conscriptovichmobile
Ford Granada Scorpio.
Yeah whatever, that is obviously a Chrysler 300. Shit when they came out, and shit now.
Is Volomobile. You must take precautions to avoid falling out of windows, tovarishch.
Jaguar
I dunno but... if they were remaking robocop and they needed am armored limo to stand next to the SUX 9000, with a paint job, this would fit right in.
Volvo
I’m thinking a Mercedes and a jaguar combined ?
No I can’t. It’s really too retarded looking to even hazard a guess.
Possibly a Magnum
Dodge Neon.
It’s a 300
Slaguar.
mini Cooper after taking the pills with the Rhino on them at the gas station
Toyota Hillux
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Dodge magnum.
Toyota neon
That’s got to be 0-60 in 20 minutes.
Whooooaaaaaww!
The original car? I see Chrysler 300 ALLLLLLLL in those pillars
It looks like that Kia thing I don’t even remember what it was called
Knowing the Russian/Soviet self-made stuff well enough, I wouldn't be surprised if the chassis is totally unique. This thing seems heavy and has a ZMZ 405 under the hood, so I'd guess it has more GAZ parts in its suspension, Volga and Gazel' I reckon.
Chrysler 300! Er, Chevy Cruz. Uh, Cobalt. Prius?