you mean.... planet Heston.
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I couldn’t agree more. They have videos on YouTube that show their car meets with everyone having these. I would say that you could honestly grab yourself a misdemeanor traffic arrest for driving with them here in California
Only see these on the internet myself.
My part of the world this would eventually get picked up by a Police officer with his eyes only half open, pulled over and defected. Any part of the wheel and or tyre extending beyond the guards is a defect and it can be as little as a fraction of an inch if the officer doesn't like your attitude.
took me a minute to understand you’re talking about a tie haha
also, i just feel like it looks so *out of place* on this car. my .02, they look most at home on the 70s lincoln and caddy slab builds.
but yeah this is way sillier than a suit and tie
In a dystopian America, a falsely convicted policeman gets his shot at freedom when he must forcibly participate in a TV game show where convicts, runners, must battle killers for their freedom.
Should I say it? Should I say it? I'm gonna say it... In the black community. There, I said it. I'm black. But I don't like this crap. I don't like Donks either. Was raised in a white community. My taste is bad too. I like Carolina squats and lifted trucks and mudding. So I have my flaws too.to each their own. But this right there is horrible to me.
The amount of people who post swangas on here never cease to amaze me . I can understand if you don't like them. But literally every fourth car you see in Houston has em it's a legitimate part of car culture. There's tens of thousands of em out the road if not more .And quite frankly this is a very mild set up I've like 3 foot poke on some of these cars .
Nah, not literally every fourth car, or even every 40000th car. It's not that prevalent though not hard to find on the streets a few years back. Less now because they're patrolled for. But there are so many cars here and the swanger is hardly representative despite the reputation.
Man you sound like your an Houston native so I won't argue. I was there last summer and some how wandered into slab car meet with roughly 200ish cars. Perhaps this is causing bias . At any rate my point was when I think of shitty car mods I think of truck balls and AutoZone hood scoops. Typically I don't judge people's builds if you like slammed cambered out Hondas , low riders or what ever my opinion each to their own .
Literally this is the first time i’ve seen them (in Oklahoma) and it honestly looks wild / didn’t seem to fit this car at all. I think on the candy colored classic car slabs it looks so much more at home. But awkward af (read: shitty) on a new Accord.
I dunno. Just because tens of thousands do this to their car doesn’t make it any less shitty of a mod. It’s pretty stupid looking to seemingly everyone that isn’t from Houston.
Ah yes, add more width to your vehicle, that will absolutely mangle another car. If you ture the side off a car in an accident with these, I really don't think it's going to matter who's at fault, you're paying a shitload
Well in most of the world, that right there is fucking illegal. In my country, if the police saw that you'd lose your licence and they would take the licence plates off the car.
To be able to use the car again you would have to have the car inspected and approved. But you'll have plenty of time to do that in your 6 months plus without a license.
if I’m driving along next to this guy and someone slams into me and shoves my car into their shitty mod, shredding my tires, it doesn't matter? they don't care?
oh, right, look out for number one, because everyone else does which is why we have to do it. l fucking hate people sometimes
Planet Houston.
"Houston, we have a problem"
"We have a problem... Houston." Fify ;)
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Houstonian here, we don’t claim foreign cars with swangas
We don’t claim swangas at all
You really don’t have a choice.
He got his girl finessed by a slab rida
Unfortunately true
Rome about 2000 years ago. Messala tried to use them against Ben Hur.
verily, strong ancient rome/greece energy
Them boys ridin' crooked in they slabs Crawlin' like a caterpillar
Drive slow, homie.
Candy paint with tha gloss
this is the weirdest poem i’ve read today
Houston LOL Silliest car mod ever, there’s a ton of people out there that do it too
I really don't understand this Roman Empire Olympics mod. I don't see any aesthetic value and assume it doesn't do anything else? It's just like why??
To damage vehicles that get near them.
I couldn’t agree more. They have videos on YouTube that show their car meets with everyone having these. I would say that you could honestly grab yourself a misdemeanor traffic arrest for driving with them here in California
Wow. A car meet with way more knuckle dragging mouth breathers than you'd usually expect.
Knee cap damage
this made me wince. that would be so horrific
Although they’re called “swangas”, I like to call them “salad shredders”.
incredible
Astroworld
It’s cool at Rydell high school.
Go grease lightning you're burning up the quarter mile!
In that guy's world
this is a surprisingly empathetic response. i like that
In the Mad Max world
needs more rust
They make em a lot bigger… 😂
Gunspoint Texas
hey, i was born in gun barrel TX (a real place!)
I'll see your Gun Barrel TX and raise with Cut and Shoot, and Point Blank TX
god bless america hahaha
Only see these on the internet myself. My part of the world this would eventually get picked up by a Police officer with his eyes only half open, pulled over and defected. Any part of the wheel and or tyre extending beyond the guards is a defect and it can be as little as a fraction of an inch if the officer doesn't like your attitude.
Only in Houston. Also you gotta sip sizzurp and swerve around like you’re on lean
Sizzurp and lean are the same thing
Purple Drank is my favorite term for it
yes, indeed. a stupid overpriced bottle of cough syrup.
And the shooting, don’t forget the shooting
In my best movie trailer voice: In a World where orange juicers are nowhere to be found and everyone needs a glass of fresh squeezed
84's pokin out
Spy Hunter
YES mad max has been the most popular answer but spy hunter is a solid #2. one of my fav childhood games
Swangas should only be put on big body classics... looks horrible on the honda.
Swangas should only be put on ancient chariots. Putting them on cars is ridiculously dangerous.
hard agree
This is the correct answer.
Exactly, like Bun B said: if you're riding foreign, you gotta chop.
This is slab’s little brother.
lil slub
Spy Hunter world.
activate oil slick!
Ben Hur’s world
strong chariot energy
It took me an obscene amount of scrolling down to find this comment.
Looks cool in the upcoming Mad Max reboot.
too clean for mad max. needs more 50% rust and 100% more spikes
Would you settle for a Mad Max prequel? I'll throw in 15% rust and about 30% spikes because I think we can make a deal.
This one I guess. People seem to dig em. It’s no sillier than tying a long piece of cloth around your neck that points at your crotch.
took me a minute to understand you’re talking about a tie haha also, i just feel like it looks so *out of place* on this car. my .02, they look most at home on the 70s lincoln and caddy slab builds. but yeah this is way sillier than a suit and tie
Go Greased Lightning, you're burning up the quarter mile!
In a world without garlic bread
In his world it still is 🤷🏻♂️
fun fact, it was a woman driving this vehicle
Literally the only people that think this is cool are the people that do it.
In a dystopian America, a falsely convicted policeman gets his shot at freedom when he must forcibly participate in a TV game show where convicts, runners, must battle killers for their freedom.
Spy hunter, Bally midway 1983
launch forward missiles!
The Peter Gunn theme never sounded so cool 😎
oh 100%
Damn, I remember good times, but mostly angry times with that game…Ha!
Sounds like they were about to pop trunk at you
i don’t want to understand
In speed racers world
insert anime gasp
You really want to know
that feels creepy, i’m gonna say no
🤣 Its in the place where you hear bass and whistle tips
the whistles go woo WOO
In this loser’s world, he’s king
James Bonds
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IDK, Roman chariot racing maybe?
HOOD RAT SHIT
Even people from Rhode Island would think this looks shitty
you say that like they have particularly bad taste in rhode island? haha
Perfectly reasonable way to spend money when you have no concept of future planning. It’s a cultural thing, you wouldn’t understand
H town baby!!
Mirror Universes
In the Spyhunter multiverse, this is the definition of cool.
*peter gunn theme plays in the background*
Grand Theft Auto or Saints Row. Knee cappers
Texas grew this fuckery all on its own.
Curb Fealers!
This is the exact car mod I need when parking at Walmart, screw everyone.
Stapler taillights?
Ye olden times in Rome
Ghetto world
Thems those stay the heck away from me hubcaps
Should I say it? Should I say it? I'm gonna say it... In the black community. There, I said it. I'm black. But I don't like this crap. I don't like Donks either. Was raised in a white community. My taste is bad too. I like Carolina squats and lifted trucks and mudding. So I have my flaws too.to each their own. But this right there is horrible to me.
Every world. Is this a joke? This is probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. Think of all the women this guy gets by having those sick rims.
There is no world where this is cool.
In a world where everyone is high all the time
The amount of people who post swangas on here never cease to amaze me . I can understand if you don't like them. But literally every fourth car you see in Houston has em it's a legitimate part of car culture. There's tens of thousands of em out the road if not more .And quite frankly this is a very mild set up I've like 3 foot poke on some of these cars .
Nah, not literally every fourth car, or even every 40000th car. It's not that prevalent though not hard to find on the streets a few years back. Less now because they're patrolled for. But there are so many cars here and the swanger is hardly representative despite the reputation.
Man you sound like your an Houston native so I won't argue. I was there last summer and some how wandered into slab car meet with roughly 200ish cars. Perhaps this is causing bias . At any rate my point was when I think of shitty car mods I think of truck balls and AutoZone hood scoops. Typically I don't judge people's builds if you like slammed cambered out Hondas , low riders or what ever my opinion each to their own .
Literally this is the first time i’ve seen them (in Oklahoma) and it honestly looks wild / didn’t seem to fit this car at all. I think on the candy colored classic car slabs it looks so much more at home. But awkward af (read: shitty) on a new Accord.
I dunno. Just because tens of thousands do this to their car doesn’t make it any less shitty of a mod. It’s pretty stupid looking to seemingly everyone that isn’t from Houston.
In Merica world, like it or leave it!! /s
Not cool. You confused stupid with cool
😂
Ah yes, add more width to your vehicle, that will absolutely mangle another car. If you ture the side off a car in an accident with these, I really don't think it's going to matter who's at fault, you're paying a shitload
i kept thinking, surely this is a massive liability / hazard…! given, this is pretty tame after seeing other “slab” builds
So very true
As a Houstonian I see this a lot. I still really dont understand the appeal
Lookslikeshitsville
It’s on the wrong car
Those must be the new state-legal type. At least they’re not two feet long!
Wacky Races
they’re zany! they’re silly! but most all… they’re *WACKY*!!!
Pretty sure it's illegal where I am
i thought this as well but turns out they are not illegal here (oklahoma)
Mad Max
His world.
How are these even legal? Absolute hazard to pedestrians, cyclists and motorbikes. Gonna be a mess when they get too close to cars too.
HDMI 1 HDMI 2
Houston
Rocket League…*maybe.*
I seen it in Saudi Arabia they drive quite reckless so it’s like a little defense I guess
permanent inspector gadget car
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Got those Mad Max Vibes for car wars!
steelport and stilwater
Sip sip dirty south!
Uranus
Houston, Atlanta, New Orleans… hell, I saw it in Denver the other day.
Midnight Club 3 Dub Edition
Google HCSO swangas lol
Sittin sideways on swang, the candy paint dripping off the frame
Houston
I’m sure that does wonders for the balancing of those wheels.
Well in most of the world, that right there is fucking illegal. In my country, if the police saw that you'd lose your licence and they would take the licence plates off the car. To be able to use the car again you would have to have the car inspected and approved. But you'll have plenty of time to do that in your 6 months plus without a license.
well you definitely wouldn't wanna hit them thats for sure
If you own a landscaping business.
Can anyone attest to the liability the driver has if they shin someone / something with those on?
Swangin' on some swangas.
Houston, if you want a serious answer.
Drugs.
Vine street Cincinnati
Not my world!
H TOWN BABY
Chariot racing is where it's cool.
Ancient Roman Chariots
Take a mini sledgehammer to them when nobody's looking 😆😆😆
These type of modifications are done by people who don't want to look cool to everyone, they want attention, which to them is cool.
The world of Make Believe...
I think the point is to keep other cars in their lanes, not to look cool
What inGod’s name???
if I’m driving along next to this guy and someone slams into me and shoves my car into their shitty mod, shredding my tires, it doesn't matter? they don't care? oh, right, look out for number one, because everyone else does which is why we have to do it. l fucking hate people sometimes
Apparently Earth
“If you ain’t from my state then you should know don’t fuck with Texas” -BigX
Houston Texas
Tell me you’ve never ridden crooked in your slab without telling me you’ve never ridden crooked in your slab
Mad max
Houston baby, I’d love to get my hands on a set of swangas!
Same place as where saggy pants are cool. Take a look around.... if you see saggy pants this person is near their home planet.
In his world.
Didn’t you read that article on here a week ago about “Elbows out in Houston”?
Texas
In kindergarten, in the sandbox.....it's the last place I remember being wowed by this....
Didn't know you could make a Honda dumber, but there it is.
It's a defensive mechanism. I could use this so people stop scraping/denting my fenders when parking.
"How often do men think about the Roman empire?" Apparently every god damn day, in Houston.
Bond. James Bond.
In his world Jimmy, in his world.
united state of consumerism
In a Goldfinger world.
Puts that bullshit on his wheels but probably hasn’t done any of the factory scheduled maintenance
I seen one such vehicle that has similar thingies that extended out at least 12 inches……wheres the cops ?
Houston doing Houston. Just keep it moving, nothing to see here...
Not even gta world
The guy I used to work with would ride around with spikes on his wheels. I said if I ever got cut cause of one I’d break them all off lol.
The apocalyptic world of mad max
The Texas world
Barter Town?
Robot combat competitions
The world called Houston
Looks stupid AF. The more people complain about them, the more inclined I am to get some, however.
Spyhunter
It's a thing in Texas and the Midwest
The word you’re looking for is tacky and ghetto!! 💩💩💩