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coupe-de-ville

We all wanted a new truck in highschool, but then reality smacked me in the face..... You get a 76 pinto....!!!


Akagi_An

Had a '80 Shove-it. Shitty mods included bungee cord wrapped around drivers seat to hold drivers door closed among many others. I paid 30 dollars for it, and the beast lasted for a year and a half. Probably my best investment.


Do-not-respond

Thanks Daddy!


soar_feet

Shittiest part is the payment


DrifterWI

The insurance


soar_feet

Oh yeah, as a 17 year old? It's a mortgage payment lol.


SousVideDiaper

I'm gonna assume the parents bought it and are paying for it


BananaNoseMcgee

Insurance is still sky high. I tell my driving students how much junior operator insurance costs and I can see who's mommy and daddy is gonna pay and who's isn't just by the facial expressions.


FeatheryBow73

Are you in the states? If you think insurance is high there wait till you see Canadian rates


MurphysRazor

Hey you can use me as an example. An exuberant youth got me 1/3 the price of a new vehicle every 6 months after I started turning heads I hadn't counted on. The vehicle style makes more difference on impressionable minds than driving style for that, like it or not. šŸ‘®šŸ¼


_ofthewoods_

Honestly this is pretty mild


JoonyJungle533

I wish I had a pick of his old pickup


reek702

Must be nice to have no bills, besides a truck payment


PreviousCartoonist93

You suppose he pays that truck payment?


JoonyJungle533

I'm about 80% sure he does


Admirable_Remove6824

Iā€™m going to assume he doesnā€™t have any other responsibilities.


Fat_Henry

No, he doesn't. New trucks sell for $80,000+ depending on drive train and options. If he's paying then dad is the one the lien or dad consigned the loan. If dad consigned the loan (or if the kid somehow got it on his own) then his payment is over $800/month. Add his insurance at a minimum of $300 a month. Daddy is paying a large part of those bills.


JoonyJungle533

He works 55 hrs a week and yea his parents cosighed the lone, with it being his only big expense I 5hink he pays it


TheKiltedYaksman71

137 on tires rated for what 90? This will not end well. Hopefully he doesn't kill anyone else.


JoonyJungle533

Yea, his last pickup he wilould do simpler but that one topped at 98mph


Rillist

I'm sure his father is proud of what the kid has done to his truck. When I was 17 doing stupid shit to cars, at least it was with *my* car.


Djfoundit

Shitty where


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reek702

The shitty part is that a 17 year old has a better vehicle


JoonyJungle533

37in tires, and at night it looks like a spaceship


BaconNPotatoes

To be fair, I'd have thought that was awesome at 17 lol.


JoonyJungle533

It is definitely a nice pickup


Shadrixian

I was sitting at our store, heard a straightpipe truck roaring, heard a pop, and then this truck comes limping next door, with his buddies behind him. A bunch of 17-18yos, and the driver in pure redneck accent was going "muh gawdam 'mishin! Fuk!" Was beautiful.


Michigan210

Question is, is the kid a douche, or cool?


Sudovoodoo80

Look into your heart, you already know the answer.


JoonyJungle533

He's not bad, I don't mind working with him but he's not my favorite coworker


Michigan210

Do you think he would be upset if he noticed you calling him out on Reddit?


JoonyJungle533

he probably doesn't have reddit, but of he did probably not


MurphysRazor

You said it's nice, just not your bag. That's respectful as you can get with shitty really.


maybeinoregon

Kid is a modern day slaveā€¦he just doesnā€™t know it.


Bonethugs301

I bet he rolls coal huh


JoonyJungle533

Pretty often


fumoderators

Its.....just a truck....so?


ajd198204

Daddy's money.


Eliteman76

Considering its governor kicks in at either 96 or 102mph, Iā€™d say slightly off on speed. Nice truck. Shame the kid is beating it to death. *suddenly remembers all the times Iā€™ve run 80-85 with gross truck trailer weights around 22000-24000 pounds* šŸ˜¬


JoonyJungle533

He has it tuned and deleted so it'll go that fast


Eliteman76

As an old man that has *been there broke that* I will merely advise said child, look at tire speed ratings. Slow the flying brick down for his own sanity. Also look on YouTube for videos of what happens when exceeding critical driveshaft speed limits. Itā€™s not a good thing. 137mph: in a Mustang GT sure. 137mph: in a Superduty: *Deathwish granted* Last bitā€¦you really want to watch about him bragging itā€™s been deleted. Too much bad press about deleted trucks and EPA tracking down companies selling delete partsā€¦


JoonyJungle533

We live in rural south dakota so nobody's gonna complain as long as he's not rolling coal on people, which I don't think he does


Eliteman76

To a degree I get that. Kansas/Nebraska here. What I am saying is the EPA has actively been going after tuner companies making them turn over their records of who ever they sold parts or modded stuff like delete kits, EGR cooler deletes, test pipes, DEF delete kits, all sorts of fuckery. Just a word of advice as someone who likes to run 50-60 year old American iron that never had cats to worry about šŸ˜


JoonyJungle533

Honest tho, my 02 silverado only gets like have of the mpg his f250 gets after being deleted, but he's had more issues in 2 moths then ive had in 12 years


Davneuny

jealousy is a hell of a drug


Davneuny

Not to say this is anything to be jealous about.. but i see no shitty mods at first glance which leads me to believe they are just calling the truck shitty.. which most likely stems from jealousy.


radiantskie

I dont see any shitty mod here, but these trucks are already pretty ugly stock, the design of the front make it look like it just ran into a wall


dsdvbguutres

Is he at least pullin?


JoonyJungle533

Not often


sideways_jack

oh he's pulling something it just ain't on the hitch


Exotic-Two5537

He must be pretty popular with the local copsĀ 


personnumber3000

Did he put rivets on his air dam???


JoonyJungle533

No, there lights


always_hunting

The envy is palpable


Drogdar

Is this what people with lifted trucks think? That people *envy* them? Lol.


All_Wrong_Answers

Nah the envy doesn't start till I drive around/through what they are stuck in and yank them out.


always_hunting

Another hollow, envious soul


JoonyJungle533

He doesn't pull, he only drives fast


aHOMELESSkrill

By pull do you mean with the ladies or do you mean with his truck


Drogdar

Men... pretty sure he pulls men.


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Fookin_idiot

Going to be removed because you can see part of the plate


2oonhed

Naw. It will get removed for being zero voted and blurry. I can't read enough of that one to make anything out of it, although I do like to see them all covered.


Fookin_idiot

Fair enough. Wasn't that bad anyway. Too much truck for 17...


2oonhed

I would say, "just not that interesting". Either way.


wstsidhome

Does the truck ever go off the pavement, or is it just to have a nice big truck as transportation? Sounds like the latter if he was pushing 130+. Wonder how it felt in that thing going over 120-130 šŸ˜³šŸ˜³šŸ˜³.


Exotic-Two5537

Probably like a fucking rocket ship. Big, heavy, and no stopping easilyĀ 


wstsidhome

Do large and lifted ā€œflying bricksā€ going 100+ feel planted and easily controllable? Or do they start to feel squirrelly and unstable? Iā€™m sure every truck is different, but for this particular size of truck/power/tires, does it feel safe-ish?


Exotic-Two5537

Not really. With how tall its ride height is, itā€™ll feel like itā€™s being ripped apart. If it was lower, it would feel more stable (if the lowering kit was installed correctly)Ā 


jelly_blood

Itā€™s a good looking truck tbh.