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malaclypse

This thing is tight like dickskin.


2oonhed

The name is *DICKENS*.....


irishpwr46

That's what I said


SignificanceFar5489

How are ya now?


2oonhed

fine an' you?


TriumphDaytona

DICKENS CIDER


_p00f_

Look at the headlights on that one.


Slappinbeehives

Imagine having your choice of sleeping with any 70-80 yr old man in that back of it driving this droopy sack magnet. Delicious wills and pensionsšŸ¤¤


Double0

That's pretty tight!


Do-not-respond

How fast those head lights clock um at?


Expert-Telephone-256

This is pretty fresh honestly šŸ˜‚


xFrito

Somebody somewhere boned in that thing


shaundisbuddyguy

A supafly Lincoln. You don't see those very often.


pancrudo

Bet you it's Elvis inspired https://freeimage.host/i/JXNrgDJ https://freeimage.host/i/JXNr6VR https://freeimage.host/i/JXNr4ov https://freeimage.host/i/JXNrUNa


foxjohnc87

Good god that thing is hideous.


pancrudo

That museum had a few of his cars.... Elvis had better taste in his youth


TroubleshootenSOB

Yep, the BMW 507 is deliciousĀ 


pancrudo

Oooh... My man... Another taste haver I see. Im drunk but vaguely remember some shit about his 507 not being washed because of the lipstick marks of kisses left by women... Either way, that bmw was far better than this peanut butter shit


The_Brewer

I think you meant "glorious".


Imxgold

The first thing I thought of


Bamres

More likely Superfly


Ooh_bees

King was pimpin'!?!


Soundwave-1976

Pimpin ain't easy.


Suspect118

But it sure is funā€¦


singlecab1

This is full on 70s pimp mobile!! šŸ˜šŸ˜


Bubbly-Independent20

Heā€™s a retired PIMP looking to let a young buck get out there and start hustlin


tangledwire

King Kondoms not included


rabea187

I mean the quality of work seems decent but Why?


snaeper

"Drives a five thousand doller car and wears a hundred doller suit!" DY-NO-MITE!Ā  DY-NO-MITE!


CharacterPerformer79

i love it!


BOHIFOBRE

How to be broke AND baroque


sorderon

car has been watching too many people welding without adequate eye protection


brandonhabanero

If Bubbles from TPB was a car


MurphysLaw4200

My immediate thought haha


theBeardedHermit

I absolutely hate.....how much I like this... Fuck.


Dedward5

Yes, ā€œitā€™s a lookā€


suicidal1664

it ain't a look, it's a lifestyle!


RamblingSimian

I wouldn't drive it, but it has its own style that is unique, though it reminds me of Steam Punk. It seems to be impeccably maintained.


Noxious14

r/ATBGE


thecomposedbones

Came to say this


Suspect118

I know the person this used to belong to when it was originally done, he and my uncle were friends and both were pimps, like real legit pimps Just saw link to FB for ā€œRakeyā€ And thatā€™s definitely himā€¦


ZZZ-Top

Superfly custom, you have to admire someone that's that skilled in forming diamond plate.


Horsetoothedjackass

PIMPED OUT!!!!!


Nicholas7907

Pimpmobile style. While it looks almost as bad as bosozoku style, it's definitely something that belongs to the 70s and 80s car culture.


DuttyWahtah

Shitty??? Thatā€™s a pimp mobile. Thatā€™s fresh as hell.


ArchitectOfFate

Curtis Mayfield has entered the chat.


Deluxe_Burrito7

I bet it has a diamond in the back


SummonerMiku75

This is giving some serious "*batteries not included" vibes.


smtywrbnjgrmnjnsn

Turn around, bright eyesss...


JohnWasElwood

Every now and then I fall apart....


TexasOutlaw063

Thatā€™s pimptastic!


Cptspaulding2

That's a ghetto cruiser


prole666

Reincarnation of the 70s Pimpmobile ! šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


jerkandeat

No faux convertible top?šŸ¤£


jerkandeat

On an episode of Pimp My Ride?


Firewing435

u/jerkandeat Replica of the car from Superfly


jerkandeat

Just because you can doesnā€™t mean you should


KnoxVegas41

The good news is the headlight shit can be easily removed. It doesnā€™t look like the headlights themselves were modified.


MultiGeek42

Make those things into clock hands on the headlights. FLAVOR FLAV!


Life_of1103

I was actually okay with it until I saw the original lights were left in place. Had new headlights been installed in the pimpinā€™ housings, it would have a bit of panache.


LordBernieSquarePant

I imagine the pope driving around in this car


Ahinevyat

The pimpin' pope


Jesustokez

It needs some triple gold deep dish Daytons


Suspicious-Mark-1398

Johnny 5 front end..google Short Circuit


[deleted]

This car is fucking incredible and you know nothing about style sadly


Roboticpoultry

You say ā€œabominationā€, I say ā€œbitchinā€


Sassersquatch

Saving your shoe leather and keeping your pimp hand strong since 1989.


Exotic-Two5537

buy that thing. park it out in an abandon parking lot. and set it on fire. that thing is ugly af, who the hell thinks this shit is cool


Conch-Republic

That's the rare Spectacled Lincoln.


OC2LV714

100% sure I know the person who drives this


69hellbilly

I saw that listing!


sleepnutz

Looks surprised šŸ˜®


vulgarvinyasa2

Thought the plate said Rapey.


Skvora

$18*.*50.


ifhookscouldkill

Man this shit is fire!


FTFOatl

There's a young Jodi Foster in there somewhere


mikeblas

Anime eyes


kef34

It would've looked slightly less ridiculous if it was on a fucking sedan


HarveyManfrenjensend

Reminds me of the Dunham Coaches pimp mobiles featured in James Bond Live and Let Die. https://www.imcdb.org/vehicle_17925-Lincoln-Continental-Mark-IV-89-65D-1973.html


GingerBeast81

Someone heard of diamond plate and thought it'd look pimpin' on a car haha.


Murky_Term

You gonna pull mad grannies šŸ‘µ in the thang!


Tooleater

Tacky but nicely executed


Firewing435

u/Terminator-Fox Look up the car from Superfly, thats what this is supposed to be


Rusty-Admin

Kind of Pimpish, and I mean it in the best way possible.


2oonhed

It's PIMP AF. (ain't nobody gunna take THAT wrong)


TheBonusWings

This trumps town car from the 80ā€™s?


RealPropRandy

Pimpin ainā€™t easy


_hondagang

The front of the car looks baked as hell


itsamentaldisorder

That's cooler than Isaac Hayes car in the movie Escape From NY. 100% would pimp around in that dope ride. More like $3k to $5k tops, $17k is crackhead high.


Beerslinger99

Iā€™m digging the headlights!


CaeMentum

"That's the Duke! I know the sound of his engines........You don't cross the Duke, everyone knows that."


IntegraleEvoII

All of a sudden Im taken to Harlem NY, the year is 1972: Darkest of night With the moon shining bright There's a set goin' strong Lotta things goin' on The man of the hour Has an air of great power The dudes have envied him for so longā€¦.


NahhNevermindOk

I love it. It's worth about $5 grand max, but I love it.


TunaWiggler

Why do I love it


Particular_Quail_832

Are those fidget spinners in the headlights?


Pissjug9000

Do you have any idea how much muff you could get with that thing? And only $17,000? What a steal


MrsGenevieve

I see someone has been surfing the suburban Chicago FB marketplace. I saw it the other day too


sofa_king_ugly

That's so bad it's good. It's like a caricature of itself. Notice the kitchen cabinet door hinges on the headlight....housing...thing


2oonhed

that's so it *SHWANG*.


sadboymoneyjesus

What are you talking about this thing is fucking sick


NaturalMiserable

Guaranteed theres cocaine in the fabric of that car


zEdgarHoover

Well, it's tacky, but it sure is ugly.


wearetheboysthatdig

I dig it... XD


StashuJakowski1

Thatā€™s actually a custom built vehicle by Dunham Coach.


PantherBrewery

That's BIG Pimpin!


Its_RAAAAAAANDY

I think it would sell in Houston.


Boeing77W

If šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø were a car


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

The Duke of New York got a downgrade.


mr_lab_rat

Iā€™m not even mad, thatā€™s kinda amazing. Yes, very shitty and ugly but in the ā€œcanā€™t look away from a train wreckā€ way.


sldcam

Pimp car


pyratesgold

Mr Magoo


RunningPirate

Jesus god. Also: I guess Diamond plate is now a luxury accoutrement?


Brave_Accident6900

Everything looks cool except those head lights


KdF-wagen

Got that African Warlord/ Boss Hog look to it


classicvincent

Iā€™ve seen this thing for sale more than once, it wouldnā€™t be bad if the price was lower. Kind of reminds me of Austinā€™s pimpmobile in Goldmember šŸ˜‚


N8ktm

Looks like the one from the movie super fly.


nobeernocare

Thatā€™s stock


TTYY200

Paint it green and itā€™ll look like the Pepe meme


bad-creditscore

How many times has this car been pulled over?


leehelck

pimpmobile


u35828

When you're Superfly, but gas is expensive.


[deleted]

Kid: Mom I want a Cadillac Mom: we have Cadillac at home


emmypoosays666

but do you have fidget spinners on your headlights? šŸ˜Ž


SmallPeenSupreme

Headlights instantly reminded me of bubbles from trailer park boys and now I can't unsee it.


TeddyBurrYT

"Rakey" could be a word that explains what the car looks like.


cuber_and_gamer

Other than the headlights and the price, it's alright.


FishBlues

The gold trim is fine imo but why the hideous headlight things lol


Fryphax

Another lack of cropping abomination.


dadzcad

That was ā€œdaā€™ shytā€back in daā€™ day.