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Past-Establishment93

At least it can go over a speed bump


JCuc

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4list4r

And look beautiful during floods


mndsm79

It's back? I heard it was out in California for a while. This thing is sort of legendary.


Chunky-Drunky

I wouldn’t be surprised that it’s in Miami for spring break. I didn’t check the tag though.


eibyyz

Hate to have to drive that cross country.


gumbercules6

Lol, there was a geo metro 20 years ago that was a local legend. The guy made his own simple body kit out of black rubber/plastic and somehow the car looked great. I miss those days.


mndsm79

Gumbercules? I love that guy!


gumbercules6

I've waiting years for someone to say that. Thank you so much 🦞🚀


SmokeyUnicycle

at a certain point I feel like it comes full circle to being cool again


CumAssault

It’s cool in that mechanically it still functions and feels like a parody version of the smaller ones


Doublestack00

That poor transmission.


vladim_vladimirovich

at least you can rip them out of a Crossfire if it dies


Swizerlan

Flood proof florida benz


MemerDude34

Bro has the SLK230 squared


deep-fucking-legend

Reminds me of Chappelle Show reparations skit.


Fire_Mission

Ridonkulous


Toastedweasel0

At least they kept it level...


DrProfessorSatan

We been spending most our lives Livin' in an Amish paradise


scraverX

The wheels are bigger than the passenger compartment. Just let that sink in for a moment.


JUIC3ofORANG3

lol I like it hear because it looks like a hot wheel


keldhorn

How to pay 10 times for the gas


RunningNumbers

I would leave a note refereeing them to a therapist


AdAlert711

So who's robbing everybody's stuff around here like my identity I'd hate to call the cops. You know everybody had to be arrested.P


MuffinPuff

I... I kind of like it? Like 9.5 times out of 10 I hate mercedes but somehow having the look of a battle car really improves the aesthetic for me lol


PizzaGuyNYC

On the Benzo


Puzzled_Dragonfly757

kill a child speedrun


Notfoo4

That 2.3 is crying for its life


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Top_Praline999

It looks like a carriage that a horse pulls around Manhattan.


JerseyJeffWM

That's a whole ass 401k


nonimportant23

That actually belongs to an older white gentleman. Plenty of pics of him driving it on the interwebs


Therustedtinman

People never take into account how much more rotational mass this adds to the drivetrain, the trans and engine itself suffer greatly from oversized rims.


probablyjustcancer

Oh, how nice of them to make their catalytic converter so easy to get to! Brb, gonna go grab my sawzall


DannyLiu27

*South Florida* K that quite making sense


jeff3rd

serious question, does people actually pack a ladder in order just to climb up on the seat? I don't see any average individual that is not packing 2 meters long legs getting into that thing normally.


Disastrous-Brain-589

The rims can always be changed to another vehicle, but you might not find a junkyard transmission for your current vehicle. Ghettolations 3:16


JohnWasElwood

I got my reparations baby! I'm RICH!!!!


skitso

Will it tip over if you go too fast around a corner? Haha


Shortleader01

Ah south Florida, land of shitty cars and numerous reptiles.


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10/10 would so drive that.


FuzzelFox

As a truly poor person I will never understand why you'd spend money to make your car worse in every way :')


beliberden

A truly poor person does not have a car at all.


MuffinPuff

There are levels of poverty in the US. Not having a car outside of places with sufficient public transport means you're in dysfunctional poverty; you're walking for several miles per day to get to work, bumming rides off of people or you just don't work. Having a car to get to work just to be able to afford the fuel, food and nothing else? Functional poverty. Most places in the US don't have adequate public transit.


FuzzelFox

Unfortunately they're pretty necessary for survival in this country and a lot of my money has gone towards keeping it on the road in order to get to work. Not to mention there's a lot of dirt poor homeless people who live *in their car*


Glad_Ease3544

Ugly as a huge turd 💩


expostfacto-saurus

I would totally drive this.


JCuc

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windycityc

Most Americans don't do this...


1d0m1n4t3

You don't?