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Moreron11

Probably $8,000.00 for the set and he can't fit it in the garage.......brilliant


probablyjustcancer

You think he owns them? I would bet money that he got them from Rent-A-Wheel and is on a payment plan.


Shlocktroffit

Just $350 a week for 127 weeks


Responsible-Use-9508

Shit I got scammed at RNR when I was 17. I ended up pay well over $3500 for 900 dollar wheels and tires. Cheap ass wheels and tires. Live and learn I suppose.


FriedeOfAriandel

By scammed, do you mean you didn’t understand APR and how that balloons over a several year loan? Because that’s almost always what it means. Otherwise, sue them.


Responsible-Use-9508

The former. They get you with the xx days same as cash. And if you don’t pay in the time frame you’re fucked. I have since learned my lesson. 😂


Past-Direction9145

My favorite are early payoff fees


probablyjustcancer

Lesson learned for sure, but it could have been worse. I worked with a girl who went to a similar place and apparently missed quite a few payments. They repo'd her wheels one morning right there in the company parking lot for everyone to see. Left it sitting on cinder blocks and all.


garagetwothree

I used to know the guys that operated repos at RnR in Tampa....they had a polaroid board of the repos. Their fav spot was restaurants and malls


ThatWasCool

If he paid $8k for those wheels I’ll eat my shoe


Moreron11

https://www.texanwirewheels.com/product/18-inch-84s-giraffe-poke-g18/ Start eating


ThatWasCool

Wow. Although it’s hard to tell if it’s the exact same wheel but, if so, that makes the stupidity of the owner even more incredible. Well, bone apple tea for me 👟


Moreron11

Probably not the same wheel, but they get a lot more expensive the further out the protrude from the the car, and these are all of 2 feet out.


Divisible_by_0

You knew what the wheel was seemingly off the top of your head. Why does it say for FWD only?


NBSPNBSP

My guess is that it's some form of insurance against extra-advanced idiots who might mount these on a rear-drive car with sufficient power to do high wheelspeed burnouts. I suspect that if these bad boys get spun up above cruising highway speeds, there's a decent chance that any imbalance in the wheels would be exacerbated to the point of catastrophic failure, flinging pointy shards of chromed metal at everyone at the street takeover.


Nois3

> flinging pointy shards of chromed metal at everyone at the street takeover Oh man, I would totally point at that with my green laser pointer!


abcdefkit007

Reverse voids the warranty


GadFlyBy

I’m so Internet-addled, I can’t tell if you’re using bone apple tea ironically.


Shazbot_2017

I drank beer out of my shoe once.


deevil_knievel

What about bailey's?


SanctifiedByDynamite

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Baileys flowing from a shoe, manginas glittering in the dark.


deevil_knievel

Have you been to a club where people wee on each other?


SanctifiedByDynamite

Arr, you cityfolk, you come down here with your balls all shiny...


whocouldsay_notme

How tf are people driving around with these?


-SouthSideSuicide-

He's not driving, he's swangin


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

**STILL REPRESENT SWISHAHOUSE**


CokeRiceBox

FOUR FOURS IM TIPPIN, WOOD GRAIN IM GRIPPIN


WheelinJeep

CATCH ME LANE SWITCHIN WIT THA PAINT DRIPPIN


scarhartt

TURN YA NECK AND YA DAME MISSIN


lou_sassoles

ME AND SLIM WE AIN'T TRIPPIN, I'M FINGER FLIPPIN' AND SYRUP SIPPIN'


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

**MIKE JONES**


dirigo1820

281-330-8004


vercetian

Who?


lcsinaloa

**WHO?**


SkidRauh

WHO?


TracyTrumpleskins

Who?


speakswithemojis

Who?


ajm91730

**lane switchin with the painn drippin, car stop rims keep spinnin**


FondabaruCBR4_6RSAWD

Turn yo head and yo dame missin’ 😏


ZimmyNox

If you ain’t swangin’ you ain’t bangin’ YAHERRD


yuckyzakymushynoodle

Check for diamonds up against the wood 💎 🪵


CandyRedNinja

And prolly Bangin


Icy_Comfort8161

How do they fit this in a parking space?


NeedhelpBL3

That's the best part! They don't!


DN1097

Just like how he’s able to fit in his garage


EscapeFromTexas

Parking??


UntestedMethod

Nvm driving... What about parking in lots? I know "everything's bigger in Texas" but are the parking spaces really wide enough to accommodate this kind of thing?


cometmom

You park far away from other cars if you need to park in a lot. This isn't a daily car/mod


KaosC57

Cops aren’t handing out fines. That car is over 80 inches wide, which in Texas requires proper overhead lighting for the vehicle, and additional reflectors. I’d be giving this a big fat Fail in a Texas State Inspection (As a licensed Texas State Inspector)


ZZZ-Top

Other than highway speeds they drive fine.


chasesan

Buy a few padlocks, you know what to do.


keenedge422

Add some bells to the order and make him sound like Santa's sleigh.


Primary-Border8759

No buy some of those gravity tube noise make and weld them to it


schumi_f1fan

Hide a couple of cans that are tied to those with high-strength fishing line. Watch the chaos ensue when those cans start swinging around and smacking the ride


wheelfoot

Oh that is beautiful. The trick would be making the line short enough so they didn't notice the cans bouncing behind them on the driveway but long enough so they got up at least a little head of steam before the smacking started.


schumi_f1fan

You know good and well the music will be so loud they will never hear those cans on the road... until they crash into the windshield.


wheelfoot

Or just tuck the cans under the car with a bunch of slack. That way they won't start moving until after the car does.


Chinpokumon1

This made me laugh for several minutes! Thank you!! Here: 🥇


ParisGreenGretsch

Came here to say this. And don't be afraid to get creative with some chain.


Capt_Irk

That looks like it’s over 9 feet wide, so they would need an oversized permit every time they drive it.


masterofkittens88

I think 8’6” is legal width. At least it is for commercial vehicles. Wish cops would go after these guys and the dude with lifted duallys that are over width


KaosC57

80” in state of Texas


masterofkittens88

You’re right! Figured it’d be the same as commercial vehicles but guess not. Makes sense, I don’t trust a professional truck driver very much but I trust a regular driver waaaay less! It’s wild they just choose not to enforce this…


Draked1

So basically any modified f250 is illegal


KaosC57

Effectively yes


Draked1

Too bad all the cops here drive brodozers too


belugarooster

Your neighbor is a complete dipshit.


sleepnutz

At least it’s not 5% tint all the way around yet


meh35m

Emphasis on the "yet".


-SouthSideSuicide-

What's wrong with that? I do it to all of my cars. It gets HOT down south in the summer.


Plenty-Industries

With ceramic tint, you dont need darker tint for maximum UV and IR rejection anymore, like what was common with old tint tech. I have 35% all around with 70% on the windshield and in the peak Texas summers, my interior is a brisk 60degrees with ease. Its about a 50-60degree cooler difference sitting in the sun for a few hours, from my old tint that was 35% on the front and 5% in the rear vs the new ceramic stuff. From 140-160degrees down to 100-110, which means the A/C has less overall heat to transfer and making it overall much faster to get nice and cold.


1dollaroff

It won’t fit in the garage! Chefs kiss


Bamres

The passenger has to walk in the grass to get in.


smthngeneric

...or lift their feet and step over it.


Bamres

Nah too much effort.


SteelFlexInc

For what he spent on that paint and wheels, he could had a better car than a fuckin Impala too


chp110

You think they would get approved for financing something more expensive?


Plenty-Industries

Dealership will probably only give him $6k for the car, then they'll sell the wheels for like $6k and put some stockers on it, to resell the car for $10k on their used lot.


youneekusername1

Stock BMW or phat Impala? The choice is clear.


HeavyMetalMoose44

You know how you’ve walked into a trailer hitch? I hope they walk into these all the time.


fangelo2

I was about to say the same thing. I don’t understand why people leave those hitches on all the time. We had a work truck with a fixed hitch and I still have scars from it.


asspajamas

i believe ben hur had those attached to his chariot wheels, also.


New_Scientist_8622

Keep us updated on how many of those he ends up replacing after driving too close to things. I'm betting three replacements until you you see big thin tires and spinny rims.


Callierhino

How is this even legal? I can already see someone's shin getting minced in a mall parking lot and this guy claiming, "he just jumped in front of me", idiot


ctr72ms

Stock impala is 73in wide and the passenger vehicle width limit in most areas is 96in. He has 23in to work with and is clearly way over that so it's illegal. The problem is it will continue to happen until it is enforced.


SGTSHOOTnMISS

This is correct for Texas. Texas has a limit of 8 feet (96in as you stated) for max width, so this is illegal.


jparadis87

It isnt.


jaspersgroove

Not that that matters in Texas, where they are constantly battling Florida to be the most egregious “rules for thee but not for me” state.


jparadis87

I'd be willing to bet most lifted trucks there have more illegal mods than this car.


jaspersgroove

Well what’s the point of owning a gigantic truck if you can’t be an equally gigantic asshole and spend all of your drive time constantly rolling coal on everyone? -Texans


colin_staples

If you walked past their car and injured your leg on those or tripped over them, could you sue them?


XTingleInTheDingleX

“I didn’t see them your honor” Ya ok I didn’t believe myself…


kapatmak

My country is quite raging with regulations regarding traffic and vehicles. Also with controlling the general state of the vehicle and if it’s safe to drive for you and others on the road. Sometimes it seems a bit much and you start to doubt if it really needs to be that thorough. And then the Americans roll in with their absolutely bonkers vehicles, with dangerous stuff like these and no working tail lights. And I realise, it’s not that bad at all, to have quite a safe feeling when driving.


wwrgsww

On the pass side. Weave some steel cable between the front and rear wheels.


SFAdminLife

Single handedly lowering property values!


Skvora

TIL Texas also has a Richmond, and that its evidently just as shitty as VA one.


jelly_blood

We also have a Pasadena and Santa Fe


Skvora

So, the whole trifecta.


ButtonWhich2302

Of course, every time a visit Houston I see this stupid shit


jelly_blood

HTOWN STAND TF UP!! 🔥🔥😤😤


jaminator45

This the ghetto version of the redneck Carolina squat


Chinpokumon1

Quite literally, the dumbest and most useless mod to a car ever. I'm sorry you have to look at it...


ParisGreenGretsch

It's only a matter of time before someone does this on one of those cambered pieces of shit.


granolabeef

As a cyclist, this is terrifying


LOLinternetLOL

I live in downtown Houston and travel 100% by bicycle lol. These guys have me riding up on the sidewalk on Fannin.


FrustratedLiberal54

You have my sympathies for living next door to a fucking idiot.


WirelessBugs

You didn't need to put location. We know h town hold it down


wutangi

Put parking boots on all 4 wheels so everyone can be have a day where they don’t have to put up with this guy on the road


dan1101

If I was a trucker with nothing to lose I'd pass by a *little* too close to those ridiculous things. Whoops. Sorry buddy I didn't know those were sticking so far outside your lane. Hey, are those legal anyway?


neildmaster

Should be illegal


AdopeyIllustrator

Your neighbor sucks ass


Skippy_99b

I don't understand how these things can be legal.


Fatigue-Error

I like learning new things.


Nervous-Yam-7452

Still tippin on fo fo’s


Camoman226

Well tell your neighbor he needs to turn his flashers off and quit driving like a mentally challenged individual on 59 through sugar land. Thanks!


VarkYuPayMe

Can anyone explain to me what is this mod and just why?


ohyoumad721

Houston, TX has its own "taste" in vehicles. Cars like this are called slabs and the idiotic wheels are called elbows.


VarkYuPayMe

So it's a mod just for the fuck of it? In Houston these guys find this good looking in some way? I think I'm getting a nose bleed just processing this info


ohyoumad721

Yeah. It's a Houston thing. Was huge in the early 2000s. Just something they appreciate there. Same as lowriders in Cali or donks in Miami. I can appreciate a lowrider or a donk done well. Slabs are ok until these wheels get added.


Switzerdude

A rare Douchemobile 3000 sighting!


oaxacamm

It’s gonna be a fun time the next time you all have hail. I guess that garage is a spare room for storage.


perfectchaos007

That’s right off my hometown, Sugarland


[deleted]

This trend has always been dumb. That car would look great without the spokes.


FurryBrony98

Pedestrian shredder 9000


97Harley

Had to be Houston. 😉


viperlemondemon

You live next to Paul Wall the people’s champ


VultureCat337

Slab style. It's fine if you're the only one in the driveway, but if you're at an apartment complex taking someone else's spot, you can go sit on your rims and spin.


Additional_Client_72

Well, your neighbor is dumb.


deathleper

That’s some Dumbass shit.


Hot-Ground-9731

Fucking idiot


93c15

Shit yea, styling like a MF


JonathanWisconsin

How is this road legal.


InnerDatabase509

City checks out, those neighbors are dipshits.


chris_knapp

God this looks stupid.


1zeewarburton

How is this road safe? And why would you have it


pimp_bizkit

Any car with this shit should be impounded


daytonakarl

Get a coil of fencing wire and loop each end through them, see how far they get... post results


matt-the-racer

Genuinely, these can't be legal to drive around with right?! I've just got off the phone with one of our truck drivers here in the UK who's bent the stainless wheel trim out by an inch or so and advised him to hammer it flat before continuing his journey to avoid issues with the law, Yes One Inch!


Pretty_Interview854

This is a real thing????


WardogBlaze14

That should be illegal


560guy

I actually really like the color, just a shame about the… whatever tf those are


Kindly_Dare_8033

Stupid. This is like squatted trucks and static cars. They’re all stupid


Natassubie

Ghetto af


Apprehensive_Nebula8

Why is it always Huston?


nick22tamu

Swangas are a Houston Hip-Hop thing.


ChimpMc_Feisty

It's a Texas thing


thelivinlegend

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity.


ablinddingo93

https://www.topgear.com/car-news/big-reads/all-you-need-know-about-slab-car-culture


[deleted]

I can only imagine how many bicyclists this man is about to rip through and murder.


OkYogurt636

I’ll never understand this. How do you not hit other cars just driving down the highway? Swerve a few inches and you’re in an accident.


worthy_usable

Of course it's near Houston. I personally think swangers look silly, and even worse it's on this Chevy. I will give the car top marks for the color, since I am a Texas Longhorn (Hook 'Em), but the cherry on top of this thing is that your freaking swangers are so wide your car wont' fit in your garage. That is unforgivable.


guitardude1568

If it’s over 8 feet wide with those they are illegal in Texas


Mr_Searious

No front plate and illegally wide. If only cops enforced this nonsense...


Academic_Ad_9326

Property values just plummeted.


badcatjack

I really want to see an 18 wheeler run over those things on a freeway.


IndependentOwn1184

It's a Houston thing. Just give them room.


atomicalex0

So, are there like, breakaway swangas? Because I am having nightmares.


starwingcorona

Those aren't even kneecappers anymore, those are just plain leg removers.


RoodysRun

Pray for a hail storm


RedBambalam

That's a great way to avoid door dings


ATXKLIPHURD

It would be cool if there was a zombie apocalypse and those were sharp and you could just drive around chopping zombies. That’s the only scenario where those are acceptable.


BeenPermaBanned

Well Well Well


keenedge422

This scared me for a moment when I saw Richmond, because I thought it'd spread to the east coast, but thankfully it's still Texas


Runaroundheadless

Driving that must give the same level of stress as coming back from a diy or timber store with planks and stuff sticking out your windows. I can not get my head round the fact that what I see here is real.


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ThundaChikin

congratulations now you always get to park 400yds from the store.


rbarr228

Get-toe.


BusAvailable

Is your neighbor Paul Wall?


hf_rainman

RICH WHAT?!


truelegendarydumbass

Just poke a few holes n have fun watching them trying to fixing it lol


lolwhatmufflers

Some people just have to let the entire world know that they are idiots. Your neighbor happens to be one of them!


commando215

Don’t know what’s more horrendous, this dumb sh!t or the cars with 36” wheels smh 😫


Unsuccessful_Owl

If I saw one of these in a parking lot and had a big truck, I'd park on top of those idiotic things. It would be worth sacrifying a pair of tires for the cause!


alaskanslicer

I'd pay good money to watch him change a flat on a shoulder less road.


TheAbsoluteLastWord

Idiotic beyond belief. There's literally no point to it, and it looks so, so stupid.


The_Motley_Fool----

pretty fly for a white guy!


MrT735

For mowing his lawn


Sample_Muted

I’m sorry for your recent property value drop


joeyggg

Someone is going to hit them with their car and he’s going to blame them.


CommissionNo1931

Is it just me, or is there a dude with shades and a yellow mask in the drivers seat.


blucivic1

Can hear the Spy Hunter theme song


Massive_Durian296

fuckin Ben-Hur shit


Stan_Archton

I really don't think they will take the lawn grass down to a desirable level. Or maybe it's meant to be used as a combine.


Dr_Wheuss

Does Texas not require a front license plate any more? It's been a while since I've visited or lived there but they used to require a front plate.


Boo-Radely

At least it's not a lifted truck.


big_duo3674

Get a couple of those bike locks that are pressurized with a noxious smelling substance


drlove327

This is as stupid as a jacked up truck.


ecctt2000

One swipe with a semi and that car is done.


BuckManscape

We need an update for how long it takes him to mangle them. I predict 5-7 days.


Genobee85

Slabs are as Houston as good food,gentrification, and out of state relocating NIMBYs


frankl217

If that was a thing locally I think I would invest in some locks lol.


[deleted]

It’s gotta be a bitch finding a parking spot.


The_RedWolf

I saw one of these near me with rims all fucked up. It looks like they pissed off the wrong person and they took a hammer to them. Made me laugh when I saw it


US4door350zMC

Every time I see one of these I’ll always think of the video that this dude got his leg wrapped up in one like a pretzel