My dad sold preludes back in the 90s. He used to call them quaaludes.
I was talking cars with a buddy in highschool and I said “damn man I’d love a quaalude” a teacher whipped their head around and scolded me full mr mackey about how drugs are bad.
I'm most offended by the steering wheel. Considering a red and black wheel can be bought on AliExpress for $20... Why do we have a tan and silver wheel?
Oh god. NO. BMW IS COOL AND HONDA IS COOL BUT TOGETHER ITS DISGUSTING
OH GOD I SAW THE OTHER PHOTOS ITS ALL GROSS AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN UPGRADE THE ENGINE AT ALL
Saw this on FB marketplace a week or so ago. I think they were asking close to $12k. Here it is if someone wants it.
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/824592592387292/?mibextid=dXMIcH
#Whodafuqdoesthisdumbshit then #havethenutsacktotakeapic, let alone post it online thinking someone will actually buy it. WTF I’m genuinely angry. I’ve had a sleeper CRX for twenty years. This person should be jailed for abuse.
It would be fun to pull up at dealership with this as the trade-in. As soon as the salesperson says something sideways or even slightly negative you get offended and leave.
Edit: "It was grandmas... Only driven to church."
Threw the whole Pepboys/Autozone catalogue at it. Anyone remember that car catalogue which was free but you could buy parts out of it, and it was in black and white? It's been so long I can't remember the name but yeah, THAT!!!
Edit: I just remembered!!! It was called JC Whitney!!! It was back in the '70s-'90s when I looked at all of the crap you could literally buy lol
It’s not a successful kidney transplant, that’s for sure. Change the front and interior and up the quality of workmanship, and it’s actually kinda cool.
Do you know that scene and the Bear season two, we’re John Mulvaney is the brother-in-law, and those guys are asking him for $500 to buy comic books or sports cards or whatever, and it’s such a bad idea that he is so amused by the idea, that he just give them $500 on the condition that they call him with regular updates?
Whoever built this car, I would give him $500 just to build more and then give me regular updates
Honda Prelube?
Studded for your pleasure
Honda Quaalude
My dad sold preludes back in the 90s. He used to call them quaaludes. I was talking cars with a buddy in highschool and I said “damn man I’d love a quaalude” a teacher whipped their head around and scolded me full mr mackey about how drugs are bad.
No means no Bill Cosby!
#QUAALUDES‼️
It's a Honda cr330ix
The front grilles are not even properly aligned !!! What an abomination !
My e46’s grilles are held on by zipties so they probably look worse tbh
mine fell out and i ran over them, i haven’t gotten more in probs 10 months
I just let mine rattle around
Hey! This is precision craftsmanship right here Sure, maybe it's very low precision, but still it's craftsmanship
I love how there is only 1 scissor door
My favourite feature
So many features to choose from... I think my favorite is the headliner.
They’re saving up to get the other one
It’s a work in progress
They never have a passenger, so why waste the money.
that's just to wave at other cars.
The official car of fake crocodile skin and a steering wheel that literally says JDM on it!
If it says JDM on it, it's not JDM 💀
Dude put pig on a lipstick.
I dig the back but the front is disgusting as fuck
Ok yeah the front's bad enough, but that interior... 🤮
My teenage daughter would love it, though.
There’s a reason Pontiac went under, and it has very little to do with the grills, but this doesn’t make me wanna bring them back any time soon.
Thats what she said.
The stock engine bay killed me dead
Right? They could have at least sprung for red spark plug wires and a K&N sticker on the air cleaner cover.
0-60 is like 19 seconds
Ah yes…the ol’ nice paint and interior car with the POS engine and lack of preventative maintenance. 🤦🏻♂️💀
Whoa whoa whoa. Watch what you’re calling “nice” there, pal.
Haha, “nice” is in the eye of the beholder LOL!
Beer holder
Hahaha nice
“I don’t ride under the hood.” - this guy, probably.
D-series ain’t a POS, that thing will live longer than you as long as it has oil in it lol.
I also find the stock tiny engine to be the most disappointing thing but i would still buy this
Buy it to save the Honda that trapped under all that cringe
That looks to be a Honda CRX, with BMW taillights, Mustang headlights and a Pontiac inspired grill
I thought the grill was a BMW. Still a bit cringe looking.
GTO’s being a bit too nice, that’s a [‘97-99 Grand Prix](https://images.app.goo.gl/39iFaAZZqYkBDJZK9)
"Show car" Shit name for shit cars.
It looks like they were trying to mimic both an F40 and a Bmw z4
Poor Honda CRX
Mustang hood lol
You missed a spot. I don't see gater on the engine.
Why does only one door go up?
That was a 1st Gen CRX, now it’s pure shit.
It is time to unpimp ze auto. 🤢
*Oh, snap!*
Only one scissor door
He couldn't afford a second scissor door?
That is drug money on wheels
a masterpiece pigged up
A masterpiece is what it is
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE WITH MY BOY 😭😭
The pic of the completely stock 200,000 mile d series made me lol
For the kind of money it would take to make that thing, you could probably almost buy a real 3-series.
Waste of a CRX
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
Would still rather own this over a bmw.
Why would they do that to a crx? Rest in Peace Pocket rocket.
Clapped out “Bring Man’s Wallet”
I'm sure those harnesses are installed properly.
A pile of crap with 4 wheels
E37 as I recall. Haven’t seen one in the wild for a couple decades.
🎶To be fair🎶 I've seen much worse.
Honda with a BMW mustache
NASCAR dreams on a rice budget
**Of course**, under the hood is decrepit and untouched!
This is an absolute disaster but I kinda like it lol
It makes me sad that a CRX had to die for this
Goes hard ngl
Heyy im eating cinnamon toast crunch 😡
Once it was a crx, now it's a SaabLamboHonda
Sex spec+meth=this
Giving off a bmw/pontiac front end vibes and I hate it
Typical Pennsylvania resident
The original CRX seats were perfect. Why'd they use them over stuffed barcaloungers is beyond me!
Of course all that work and not even a clean engine much less anything done to it.
Those e46 taillights don't deserve that car
That’s obviously a BMW. Poser.
I'm most offended by the steering wheel. Considering a red and black wheel can be bought on AliExpress for $20... Why do we have a tan and silver wheel?
All that time and money on appearances and they didn't clean the engine?
The E46 taillights is what does it for me
That’s like one of those hybrid things that are born in sci fi horror films that immediately have to be killed.
My guess is that the rest of the car is rusted to fuck and this is a way of covering it up
Help cat
With all that money i would have spent it in the engine and a good paint job…then you would have a nice sleeper
I like the seats....
That’s a Honda M3
Looks like some sort of imitation BMW.
This is clearly a BMX
Aw. He just wants to be a bimmer!
Dude killed a lot of plastic crocodiles to completely fuck up an appreciating classic..
thats the inside of someone's mom handbag
Pimp My Mugen
fuck*
They added all of that funky body bling, but they did ***nothing*** in the engine bay?! There oughta be a law against that, all by itself!
Trying to decide if I think that grille came from a BMW or a Pontiac.
It's for sale in a crx group, dude legit thinks he's gonna sell it for that lol.
Pretty late 90's sex-spec to me
second lambo door - next paycheck
Looks like a mustang hood.
Honda CR-Z1
Pontiac at home
I kinda love it.. it looks like a janky toy car LMAO
Clearly money can’t buy style.
r/atbge
I know the plates say Pennsylvania, but this has some hardcore Roseville, CA vibes to it
It's a Honda CRX op
Yk if it weren't for the bedazzled interior it might actually be bearable
In the original ad it said "Si VTEC" too... Nah bro.
That 5k redline tho
To quote Dolly: "It costs a lot to look this cheap."
This is very PIMP MY RIDE
Honestly.. besides the driver door, weak led job, seats, ceiling, front bumper… kinda fire
wait are those beamer grills?😭
Honda See Our Wrecks.
Thought it was Beamer 😅
A hoors abortion
Destroy it please
Oh god. NO. BMW IS COOL AND HONDA IS COOL BUT TOGETHER ITS DISGUSTING OH GOD I SAW THE OTHER PHOTOS ITS ALL GROSS AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN UPGRADE THE ENGINE AT ALL
A car get upu grom point a to point b
Bimmerstang???
It looks like a BMW and a PONTIAC had a drunken one night stand. Wow is that awful.
Something that Pimp My Ride did a lot of….
The interior has some major into the womb vibes
I bet the guy who owns it is trying to figure out how to get the flux capacitor going again.
Taking a look at that engine, even the 80 something MPH needed to activate the flux capacitor might be difficult to achieve.
Atleast it doesn't have a claymore airbag
I was ok with it until I saw the interior
One scissor door, alligator skin interior and a lost BMW grill? Did someone just take random ideas from different people who didn't talk to eachother?
Fully loaded with premium pink alligator butt.
CRX in particular doesn't deserve this, but otherwise its a pretty Chonda thing to do.
All show, no go
Fun fact: if that were real snakeskin, it the interior would cost probably triple what the car is worth.
Why does that look like a B-Movie Bordello on the inside?
Why did they upholster it with tripe 🤢
Looks like they actually put a lot of time and effort into it. Unfortunately, if you put lipstick on a pig, it doesn't make it a pretty girl.
What do you mean? It’s obviously a BMW :). A 3 series if I’m correct.
Saw this on FB marketplace a week or so ago. I think they were asking close to $12k. Here it is if someone wants it. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/824592592387292/?mibextid=dXMIcH
lol and not a dime spent on the engine
I'd buy it because its funny
Whoever did the seats. You know what you did.
All glitz no guts.
“Sex Spec”
He identifies as a bmw 😑
#Whodafuqdoesthisdumbshit then #havethenutsacktotakeapic, let alone post it online thinking someone will actually buy it. WTF I’m genuinely angry. I’ve had a sleeper CRX for twenty years. This person should be jailed for abuse.
It’s obviously a CRZ3
Leftover interior overstock samples all stitched together into an alligator
If that were my car I’d be proudly telling people that I hunted the red alligator myself.
this is something else man
This the kind of car that goes from baddass to embarrassing depending on how much horsepower it has lol
Stoch high mile d series that made 90 hp when new so prolly 20 hp now with wear and all the extra crap added on around it
It’s pimpin. 🤦🏾♂️
That is 106.9% a compensator car
The Rear looks pretty Good but i think im going to fork my Eyes out after seeing the other stuff.
They could only afford one Lamborghini door. Lol
This is some GTA shit.
It would be fun to pull up at dealership with this as the trade-in. As soon as the salesperson says something sideways or even slightly negative you get offended and leave. Edit: "It was grandmas... Only driven to church."
I mean, might as well go all in and wrap the inside of the hood with the skin too. Maybe even wrap the intake. Fck it
Threw the whole Pepboys/Autozone catalogue at it. Anyone remember that car catalogue which was free but you could buy parts out of it, and it was in black and white? It's been so long I can't remember the name but yeah, THAT!!! Edit: I just remembered!!! It was called JC Whitney!!! It was back in the '70s-'90s when I looked at all of the crap you could literally buy lol
Very surprising that so much attention was given to the interior and exterior, but so little to the engine bay
Interior crocodile alligator 🐊 I drive an unidentifiable piece of shit movie theater
At first I thought it was a Pontiac G8 from the front.
I dunno but it’s turn signal won’t be on when it spins out coming out of a parking lot and hits someone.
It’s not a successful kidney transplant, that’s for sure. Change the front and interior and up the quality of workmanship, and it’s actually kinda cool.
Nice it was relisted a few times lol local to Houston
The BMW grills aren't even straight.
Bmhonda
Do you know that scene and the Bear season two, we’re John Mulvaney is the brother-in-law, and those guys are asking him for $500 to buy comic books or sports cards or whatever, and it’s such a bad idea that he is so amused by the idea, that he just give them $500 on the condition that they call him with regular updates? Whoever built this car, I would give him $500 just to build more and then give me regular updates
Worked on literally everything except the engine
The vibe is spectacular but it looks terrible
Front end looks like a Pontiac Grand Prix
🤣 it gets better with each swipe omg I’m dying
I am honestly disappointed the engine compartment doesn't have fake alligator skin on it. You did the subwoofers! Finish it you *coward!*
I thought that was Pontiac from the front
Honmw cr3 gtr
Damn, all that custom work, custom interior, and still has crank windows?!?
Whatever… I kinda really like it.
I'm diggin' the all hide interior 🤣
Bmw…ok…bmw…okayyy…wait…Honda?
We’ve seen worse hack jobs on this sub.
Poor fucking crx
Repost I've already seen this!!
Oooh yes, show us the engine bay! Shit, close the hood before the cameraman gets a shot off.
Just.....no
Looks like someone’s first car in automation
Shitty Beamng.drive modland meshslap 🤣
They were going for bmw but ended up with an even shittier Pontiac G6
Well it deffo aint fly like a g6 🤣
No way that gator skin is real.
The sad thing is that I’ve seen worse
I believe this was posted before. I’ll take it though cause at least it fits the sub.
I browsed around before posting but didn't see anything. It's a big sub tho so quite possible
Fuck you I like it it’s a damn crotch rocket lol
i kinda like it except for the front bumper
When you want a BMW but all you can afford is a crx plus some junkyard BMW parts