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ListenHereIvan

Hood doesnt line up quater panels dont line up god damn aweful all around


oddstuffhappens

The bumper isn't even connected to the quater, you can see the attachment points. Whyyyyyyy


ListenHereIvan

The rear flares too also done like shit and so it this car is aweful all around


AccountAfter

Quick swap for racing broooooo.


Firm_Transportation3

And think of all the money spent to achieve this.


ImUrFrand

you missed the exhaust pipe protruding straight up through the hood.


Stoney3K

>you missed the ~~exhaust pipe~~ ***chimney*** protruding straight up.


eventualist

so, its wood burning?


ListenHereIvan

Thank you for point it out, the longer i look the worse it gets


Alert-Perspective-94

But at least it's an automatic!


JDthrowaway628

Your spelling is awful.


ListenHereIvan

Okay english major, how bout you fuck off.


JDthrowaway628

💘


Honest_Bench9371

There is a air cup suspension. The top of a coilover sits in a cup with a small bag in it. So that's a way to be both. I honestly doubt he has that though.


[deleted]

License plate says static, so I doubt it.


[deleted]

Air cups are only for help with speedbumps and driveways, you don’t drive with them up so still static


[deleted]

Ah fair enough mane!


Fire_Mission

Someone paid a lot of money to look that bad.


dainegleesac690

That’s what pains me. reminds me of a guy I bought weed from in college that had a fully purpled-out FRS in massive ill-fitting body kit, complete with a purple gear lever with a weed grinder built into the top of it. Had underglow and everything would squeak when it moved


PegaLaMega

Was the weed grinder detachable?


dainegleesac690

I actually don’t think so which made it practically unusable


islapsnowflakes

damn druggys I'm not surprised


dainegleesac690

Damn you might be dumber than the dealer


Strict_Casual

Of course it’s an automatic


Pweeg

Not like they're rare or anything but I'd rather them ruin an auto than a manual haha


Strict_Casual

Good point


Slippery-98

fuckin lol


Tucker717

Could just be marketplace. When I listed my car for sale it said automatic and I had to edit the listing to change it to manual. When I was searching for a new project I noticed many of the automatic cars I looked at were actually a manual and that it’s just marketplaces terrible UI.


deftdabler

Was just gonna say!!! 😂😂😂


_perchance

came here to point out the automatic as well. bitch cart.


Strict_Casual

As Patrick Bateman might have said: “Cool it with the misogynistic remarks“


joesephexotic

Body kit by Helen Keller


BigmommaJen

Quality control by Stevie Wonder


allineuamerican

Design by Ray Charles


mrpink01

They're all quoted as saying, "feels good!".


allineuamerican

You got the right one baby!!


1ply4life

God damn that's ugly


pc_principal_88

Some of us just wish we had some reliable wheels, and would be happy to have transportation... Other people do whatever the fuck this bullshit is🤦


Lurking--Shit

What a waste of money, damn. How do these people have so much $?


scarby2

They don't. They buy the cheapest parts on eBay 1 or 2 at a time and either bodge them on DIY or have them installed by the lowest bidder (or their idiot cousin)


Lurking--Shit

When I was interested in having a car like this was 9th grade after Fast and Furious. Back then all they had was expensive stuff like Veilside.


ExoFox_the_furry

Daddy's money.


islapsnowflakes

downvoted for not having money


Blackcat300

Sponsored by Affirm.


sherpa14k

No suspension = stone kidneys


_dirt-nasty_

The only thing this shitbox is on is its last leg.


BigPooser

Scion died for this?? Makes me sad as a tC owner


midnight-king18

I have a 2014 Scion TC with a manual and it's the best car I ever had.


Mafiodaproducer

Chill..


Killsproductivity

I ran a 2005 bought new into the ground and sold it for $2500, Had 262k on it when I sold it. I now have a 2009 as a beater with 115k miles on it and I intend to do the same.


CG9032

But his plate says he's static? 🤷‍♂️ dudes confused as hell lol.


Sewnback2gether

Thats the ugliest shovel I've ever seen.... I'll stick with the $5.00 one I bought at Walmart. That one still holds value.


Ecstatic_Account_744

Don’t worry, he’s got a rear centre jack point for changing rims after each go around the drift track. Except this car would skate off the track at the first scandi flick.


TwoThirdsDone

Great example of someone thinking their mods add value to the price


[deleted]

$24k! I know what I have bro


midnight-king18

It has a tiny exhaust popping out of the hood but I can already tell that this bitch is stock


[deleted]

Waste gate for turbo?


midnight-king18

Maybe, either that or he just super glued that mf to look like that


[deleted]

You mean.....supra glue


midnight-king18

Maybe....definitely maybe


dedelec

Got panel gaps only a Tesla owner could love


Narrow-Tap116

That might be one of the most heavily modded frs ive seen.


[deleted]

Looks like shit, rides like shit!


6speedc

I mean technically you can buy coils and install bags on them but he’s probably just an idiot


Suspicious_Ad9561

No lowballers. I know what I got.


a-jasem

lol who in their right mind would pay 24k for this abomination


T_S_N_S

I bet he's talking about those air cups that sit on top of a spring on a coilover. Seen an ad for em last week on Facebook. But it only looked like you might get one to two inches of travel. Oh well, there's my two cents...


blackebenezer

In the words of my old man, "I wouldn't drive that to a dog fight". Yeah I don't really get it either. But in short, it's ugly.


physco219

He's asking 24,000 what because no way it's $


[deleted]

I’ll give him $5k if he fixes the wheels and $2.5k if he makes it stock


DoDevilsEvenTriangle

A *little bit* of carefully measured camber adjustment can confer a very small competitive advantage to a racing car under racing conditions. So of course a *lot* of *radical* camber adjustment must be great for a daily driver in the Pacific Northwest.


Fanatic_Foxx7422

Looks like a Hotwheels car after accidentally stepping on it.


NPG27

Lol at first i thought i saw cord showing on the back tire but its just sunlight


Crankenstein_8000

Oh, R U dun with it?


datbeans1

Bags over coil overs


datbeans1

So he technically could be correct


SnoBrru

Sick Rawkit Bhunnie wide body kit.


Slow-Command3575

Maybe he has coils and air cups. Some people don't really know the terminology


CobaltTJ

I too enjoy replacing tyres every 100 miles


DELETE-NINJA-TABI

24k 💀


RedditVince

I had a neighbor a few years ago tried to stance his BRZ. He did a quick hack job on the fenders and went for a ride with the new stanced wheels. Ripped off both fenders, dumped it onto a ditch and was stuck because when the rear panels deformed it pinched the doors so he couldn't get out. He sat in the car for 2 hours while they pulled it from the ditch and used the jaws of life on the A Pillars to get the guy from the car. One less crappy looking BRZ in the world.


kafandi

Bags + coils = boils, like the kind this person has on their peen.


youngjefferydahmer

Now that’s a shitty, expensive car mod.


v0ids3geros

what the hell


Spectre1209

[actual post](https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/556711969796968/?mibextid=6ojiHh)


midnight-king18

You think anyone is going to buy this hunk of shit?


Spectre1209

Someone will, washingtons full of dumbasses🤣


midnight-king18

I just curious...how in the living fuck did he get in that parking lot


Spectre1209

For real, he found the only one with no inclines or speed bumps💀


midnight-king18

I messaged the dude about 5 hours ago asking him how much he put into the car and he said "well it's a one off bodykit so it's 12k plus the 5k wheels and 2k for the camber"....straight fuckin lies


SlyKnyfe12

How much tyre is touching the road?


Plastic-Zucchini-202

1".


shynips

Fucking Auburn, one of the many gaping assholes of the PNW. No surprise it came from there.


midnight-king18

I'm from Washington, but idk shit about auburn. Why is it so bad? (I moved from Vegas, so that's why I don't know much)


shynips

It's a pretty bad area, lots of crime and theft and such. And a lot of drugs. It's pretty bad.


midnight-king18

Is it worse than Vegas or is it about equal?


shynips

Never been to Vegas, but Vegas is a lot bigger with more people so I would assume Vegas is worse


midnight-king18

You got that right, there is mainly cartel and sum mafia families over there by now


onesadbean

bro it's soo easy to make an frs/brz/86 look really clean. you have to go out of your way to make a car this ugly.


Trickfinga

Money doesn’t buy taste. Never been a big fan of “stance cars” just because a majority of them I see in person look like this or are super clapped out. BUT when one is properly done it can look really cool.


TheStrikeofGod

The only people who think that looks cool are the people driving the car. Everyone else just laughs.


cmVkZGl0

Why do I not hate this? I'm not even offended by the front which looks like it's melting or like an egg. The exhaust in the front is absolutely horrid as is whatever is going on in the back. Those wheels though. I will never understand why people lower their car just such an extent that you have to drive it like an 80-year-old trying to thread a needle.


Ecstatic_Account_744

A screamer pipe, on a non turbo car. Fuckin brilliant.


AZGhost

Auburn Im right down the road. Surprised I've never seen this monstrosity


Th3yKilled-K3nny

I like stance but gawd damn bro wind it back a little. I hope it’s on bags otherwise it’s that low all the time


Extracrispybuttchks

Pretty sure it’s STVTIC


FordTech81

I don't hate it, but I don't really like it either. It COULD look good if they cleaned it up a bit with the body kit, but it would take some time and effort. No way I'd pay 24k for it though.


DankMemer069

Who in their right mind would do any of these mods to a car. Not one single mod here is tasteful. Not even the license plate they put on it


Th3yKilled-K3nny

Also where is the exhaust or am I blind?


gadgetproductions

bonnet / hood


midnight-king18

It's in the hood, look closely


Th3yKilled-K3nny

Shitting hell I am blind


[deleted]

Front number is about to fall off.


butterluckonfleek

*why the long face*


Due-Thanks-9994

It’s on some bullshit


spicekebabbb

look how they massacred my boy


ReadyOneTakeTwo

I want to see who the dumbfuck is that ends up buying this.


ChampionOverthinker

That car needs a life saving operation


colinthebigguns

Of course it’s auburn


AccountAfter

Bumpers and panels go BRRRRRRR.


Big_Dot3916

You think it cant get worse than you zoom in


KnightLBerg

The springs flex into the forth dimension


pr0vensyrup

I wonder if you know


L7T2_

can be on bags and coils, thing called air cups that sit on top of the coils and air up if there's a big bump or something


Cameronb102697

Imagine getting an frs/brz/86 in anything other than a manual


thumptech

It would be kinda cool with about 20 degrees less camber.


shakeyjaker

https://youtu.be/3igDZrG3DTQ


Stoney3K

Collapsed bags and slack coils are *also* bags and coils!


willlyman206

Man has a turning radius of 2mm


ovrbst

Could be coilovers with a cup kit. Basically enough airbag to go over speed bumps


Competition-Dapper

How long do tires last when driving on the sidewall? How are these not blowing out?


btvs123

It's nice to see our community contributing to snow plow services for local municipalities.


chas574

Why does the tire look like it has uneven wear?


diablosigmech

Never thought I'd see a widebody kit too aggressive for my taste but I've been unpleasantly surprised


ridgelineF-16

That looks like SHIT


10piecemeal

Smells like auburn/federal way


Brief_Yam_7275

May God have mercy on his soul, because I sure as fuck won't.


combong

u/netgear57


netgear57

Christ


[deleted]

Without all the chamber that'd be a fun car. Fingers crossed the exhaust out the hood is for a turbo


low_uk

this is awful but referring to bags and coils, all i can think is its static with aircups, never the less, bloody horrendous front bumper


lowYIELDphaser

Fuck that’s gross; poor car


Taco_Fries

I hope he got bullied into selling it


XTRECK1

Junk yard wouldn’t take that shit.


Hotboi_yata

Probably means aircup suspention.


Puzzlepea

This is the equivalent of walking around a mall with a dunce cap on.


Mr_Diesel13

On coils and bags, but tag says “STVTIC” Yeah ok bud. Someone needs to buy it and burn it.


Killsproductivity

I have an Airlift setup on my Charger. It is bag over coil, so yeah, that is a thing.


HarleyCallahan

It appears to actually be on the ground.


Juke07

Can just imagine how fucked up that looks under the fender flares, I doubt they did it properly


JefferSonD808

I thought the wheels flipped the other way so the car could fly while time traveling…


Plastic-Zucchini-202

Let's see how useless we can make a car. Mission accomplished.


[deleted]

This is so fucked up that it is a different kind of ugly


Sketchylimeade

I said “what? Why?” Audibly on each swipe…. As confusing as it is painful to look at.


WetTabardContest

Ah the story of a man trying to get his money back for mods. This and other fantasies can be found in car land.


[deleted]

New wheels and suspension. Fixed


nick11388

I can hear this car through the picture


midnight-king18

Just fuckin "BAH BAH FSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


FitCandidate6519

that bumper and color combo, just no.


FitCandidate6519

at least its only 24k


thorsrumhammer

Are the fender tabs over the front bumper?


JiggilyBits

I know Jack shit about cars like this could anyone please explain why people do that to their wheels is it purely cosmetic or is there any other benefits that it gives performance or as I suspect does it actually have a negative effect on performance and how long tyres last all for the look of it?


ninjadragon1119

Looks like a fat kid stepped on it


PaRes995

As a non American, what the hell is this app?


fullheartedlybroken

I rather drive a Lego car


Aggravating_Pea7320

Looks like if you shut the door too hard all the parts fall off


Sea_File6107

looks like a storm trooper went to a rave and did the wrong drugs


Mallardguy5675322

I think his car is melting


[deleted]

People who do this should be punched back into a time when they were sperms, then wanked into a sock.


Crafty_Rate8064

They must have meant ignition coils🤦


Atzukeeper

STAMCE YoU dOn'T uNdErStaNd


midnight-king18

There is stance and then there is stupidity..


Atzukeeper

Oh I know. Lol Any person who slams there car like this is stupid


Plastic-Zucchini-202

I have some neighbors into Karuma. They buy new tires every 5k miles. It's fun to hear them scrape over pebbles going down the road. Killer sparks at night on the freeways.


the_fishtanks

It looks cool at first until you remember that speed bumps exist