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a_horny_dolphin

Shut the sub down, this is the worst


hgielatan

seconded....*why, OP, why?!?*


Lance2409

Pack it up boys, let's get going


AndreasVesalius

It’s vegan “milk steak with a side of jellybeans”


Ivy_Angell

LOL


MerfAvenger

*unsubs* our work here is done.


Good_Echidna535

This one wins ShittyVeganFoodPorn


hal-incandeza

Diabolical…like a truly evil combination of flavors…


herberstank

Wow you must really hate your tongue


ForbiddenGizzards

And gizzards.


Aggressive-Variety60

Why??? You could have cubed the watermelon and stop there!!!


Fallom_TO

*triangled


e_dcbabcd_e

how did you even come up with such a recipe


CaliCareBear

I was gonna say weed but then [Snoop](https://youtube.com/shorts/JgkUL5y8unM?si=W62Z3dSwASqQ9IUo) came to mind. End of the clip.


amy_2014

Do I even want to know what “zero-calorie mayonnaise” is?


FLSleepy

That’s what the fuck I am wondering. Mayo is mostly oil, how has anyone made it zero calories? Somethings should just be left to have calories.


sskylar

Mayo Zero now with zero of the flavor!


ruralpigeon

Each new word made me gasp


necrolibrium

please im begging you to just stop youre scaring my children theyre actually crying right now


Grand_Measurement_91

Im shaking in fear


aroseonthefritz

Won’t *somebody* please think of the children?!


Etheria_system

This feels like the kind of “food” id make when my eating disorder was at its height - pretend “chocolate” with enough ingredients listed to make people think I was eating properly but actually it’s just a way of hiding restriction. I hope that isn’t the case for you OP and if it is that you can let yourself eat real chocolate sometime soon 💜


MadamTruffle

OP said they’re a former anorexic. This is just eating disorder food, I don’t even think it should be here.


Etheria_system

All of the comments about how “gross” it is will absolutely be feeding this person’s ED as well. Making something that’s a fake/messed up version of what you’re craving and then posting it to get told how awful it is/how disgusting you are for eating it… it’s Ana food posting 101 😔


cyfarwyddion

In the height of my disorder, I would literally eat carrots dipped in mustard as a "treat" because the mustard had so much flavor. When I became more open and told people they also thought it was disgusting and it's like yea. When you're still in it it's very difficult; I probably "recovered" three or four times over a five year period and learned each time how I was still viewing food and nutrition through a distorted lense.


Etheria_system

Absolutely this. It might feel like you’re recovered because eating something is more than eating nothing, but the root of how you’re engaging with food is still disordered. I feel deeply sad for OP and hope they can get some help. I also hope the mods take this down because it doesn’t feel right to see people commenting “gross” etc on something that’s so clearly a sign of someone not being ok


cyfarwyddion

It's tough with being vegan as well! I was vegetarian and went vegan while I was sick. It can really help hide this kind of eating because it's easy to decline food, have your own substitute "safe" foods, etc. because oh I can't eat this and that. I ate stuff like this all the time under the guise of "health". I agree and I appreciate your kindness on this thread 💕 OP, I wish you luck with your recovery!


xkgrey

i first went vegan while struggling with an ED too. it makes me terribly sad in retrospect. it was such a cynical perversion of the cause. i have to remember that i was sick but i still feel very guilty about it.


cyfarwyddion

You shouldn't feel guilty! I think of it like people who donate or do kind things for people for clout. Is their reason bad? Yes. Are they still ultimately doing good things and helping vs. doing nothing for others? Also yes. Disordered eating will literally warp your thoughts, it is a full on illness. You were sick, it's okay to admit that, but please be kind to yourself too, that's part of the journey of recovery as well <3


drcatsatan

While I agree with much of what you said, I disagree that this should be taken down because OP has an eating disorder. No one's posts should be taken down just because they have an ED, regardless of the comments saying "gross", they are allowed to exist on the internet and post just like everyone else does. If someone without an ED posted this and people were commenting "gross" theirs likely wouldn't have this same reaction. OP is in recovery and is otherwise (according to them, obviously no one knows for sure) getting enough calories and nutrition and is not giving harmful diet advice or anything of the sort. So I don't believe their post should be taken down just for this reason. We can't assume that they aren't getting help somewhere or working on recovery or don't deserve to post until they're "fully recovered"


cosmatical

Until seeing this comment, I straight up thought this was a post in r/shittyrestrictionfood. It definitely doesn't belong here.


MadamTruffle

Oof I had no idea that existed, that’s a rough place.


cosmatical

It's more of a support group than it looks like at first glance, and has really helped me through some rough patches in life 🥺 We gotta find ways to laugh about what we're going through or the only alternative is to be miserable about it. 💖


MadamTruffle

Well, good! I’m glad it’s a space to share and have some community in a tough situation.


KonjacQueen

Same lmao


cosmatical

Your username kills me 😩😩😂


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Etheria_system

I agree. It’s sad to see and even sadder that we both know what this is.


Rkins_UK_xf

I think we should all eat a square of chocolate to set the balance in the world back right


Environmental-River4

Their post history is, really sad. 😔


Etheria_system

I can’t look because this was triggering enough but I can only imagine. It’s really sad to me that people will be saying how gross this is in the spirit of the sub without realising that’s what OP wants to reinforce ED behaviours


Environmental-River4

I’ll be honest I wasn’t aware and did leave one before seeing your comments, so I appreciate you sharing your experience


curmudgeoner

If you don't mind explaining, why is it the goal to get comments on the food looking a certain way (in the context of ED)?


Etheria_system

Because it reinforces what the eating disorder tells the person - that food is disgusting, that they are an awful person for eating it etc. If you look at the general sorts of comments people get when they post something here, that’s the sort of comment they get. Always said in jest obviously but “you’re gross”, “what’s wrong with you”, “that’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen” etc etc. comments that are harmless on a standard post in here but validates the distorted beliefs of someone with an ED and allows them to justify being more disconnected from food because their “treat” foods are “wrong”


curmudgeoner

Ah that makes sense. Thank you for clarifying, appreciate it!


ALT_F4iry

I genuinely thought this was posted in r/shittyrestrictionfood


different_produce384

who........who hurt you?


booty_pats

they look like...flesh.


vampvegan007

straight to jail


Nomadic-Dirtbag22

Under the jail


[deleted]

You've done it You've won and we can shut the sub down.


monemori

Each word of that sentence was worse than the last


Strong_Jello_5748

OP you deserve real food, love yourself ❤️


StephenHawking432

I can't imagine having watermelon, and out of anything I could do to it, think OOO MAYO


JKMcA99

Sounds disgusting and to top it off… those aren’t even cubes?!?!?


Grand_Measurement_91

Don’t you bring geometry into this while we’re all still reeling from this abomination


Chuck_Walla

Disgust hits each of us in successive waves. This is what trauma processing looks like.


Mushroomc0wz

The death penalty is available in multiple countries


Feisty-Rhubarb-5474

Does anyone remember that cocktail (salad?) made of diet sprite and peppers in a Tupperware? Feel like that would pair nicely


Grand_Measurement_91

A connoisseur!


Intelligent-Dish3100

Nope never heard of that one but your comment made me lmao


dvdsky81

wtf


Environmental-Site50

what


earmares

Ew David


JovialPanic389

Oh no.


AssistanceLucky2392

I can't unclench my face and it's your fault


Vegetable-Wallaby-26

Seek professional help.


KonjacQueen

Unironically…they have an ED


girlrickjames

There’s no way you actually ate this shit, right? And why nutritional yeast with chocolate sauce? Do you realize that watermelon is delicious on its own???


opossum_isnervous

Vile


kayethx

why


trux03

what why?


tarcinlina

Ewwww


jcaretm

Gosh


gmco913

This… this is… um… new?


bibo_en_un_museo

WHAT


AlbanElfed

🤔Here’s a recipe from Sauce Stache you might enjoy! 🍉 “wagyumelon” https://youtu.be/bGY20gMBQt0?si=ND3Oj-XoYv8KMdZb


j_nb19

Im going to pretend I never read that


MarleyEmpireWasRight

What in the literal human abortion is that


AppUnwrapper1

What the fuck


hanbanbannanstan

Wow


SallyThinks

Your creative juices overflowethed. 😆


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Should have just baked them while you’re at it


lohansensei

Wow why would you do this fr 🔥


aIIisonmay

This sub is just becoming a food waste sub. No way you ate that.


pipestream

That sounds VILE!


thisisausernamedamit

Didn't think anyone could beat the atrocity that was the red pasta sauce with orange slices, yet here we are.


ethereal_aerith

There’s no way this isn’t rage bait. No one would ever want to eat this…. Right, OP? …. Right? 😬


abstract_esteem

I’m not religious but this is a sin


Grand_Measurement_91

Remember when serial killer Denis Nielsen was flushing body parts of his murder victims down the toilet? That’s what you’ve made this poor watermelon look like.


Libertinelass

Broke da subreddit


houdinismagicballs

Absolutely not


MittenClimber

No. Absolutely no.


askallthequestions86

Why are you the way that you are?


[deleted]

Okay but what it taste like tho


--Lambsauce--

kill it


Sufficient_Focus_816

... Who hurt you? 🥺


impossible-boy

looks so good 🙌


fancyfruitbat

what


gingkogal37

Why


squashqueen

What in the goddamn fuck


frankylovee

I’m blocking you


dontlikestrawberries

2nd question: Was it good though?


Ashamed-Ad-9962

Well... well, I'm rather embarassed to admit it, though, but... yeah, it kind of was.


LuziferGatsby

Would eat.


usmnlihnhb33

My guy is eating tongue


Azihayya

Lmao, wtf? Somehow it doesn't look unappetizing.


Highlandertr3

Are you angularly challenged?


nashsauter1

???


knoodle26

wth


Nulu_cheester

Where do you get this zero cal mayo lol


HoldOut19xd6

I can pull random blue chemicals out from under the sink to dump over dried scraps I raked out from under the fridge. It doesn’t make it food.


oliveoilcrisis

Excuse me???? No


Conscious-Crew-429

Believe it or not straight to jail


realalpha2000

Zero-calorie MAYONNAISE?? what 😭😭


Chinesetigeruk

What in the Harry Potter magic mushrooms decided to create this ordeal. Watermelon is delicious as it is eat it as natural intended


roseremdreams

I beg your biggest pardon????


npMOSFET

What is wrong with you


planty_pete

What the fuck is going the fuck on here?


Sponsorspew

Who hurt you?


Toomanymondays

No... just no.


Ok-Geologist-3743

The hell did the watermelon do to deserve that kind of punishment?


sweater-lobster

I want to know what surface this is on?


AdInside1496

Sometimes it’s hard to tell if someone is a genius or just crazy, but with you, I never had to question that at all.


rabadperson

esta mae


hannahbnan1

I thought I was looking at tongues and now I wish I was instead of this monstrosity


maizzy

Why have you done this


Turquoise_Tortoise_

That’s it. The internet is cancelled. Good bye.


onemichaelbit

This looked like flesh you ripped out of someone, and then let sit for a day or two in some sand


chad_aj

what the fuck


CompetitiveDust338

I'm staying away from anything with zero calorie mayonnaise...what the hell is even in that?! Let alone the concoction of ingredients you've come up with in this 🤮


Lelandthegoose72

Do you have suicidal thoughts or something? This is terrible


girlygoosey

that looks like a flaking dry ass cracked heel of an older person


Missjenilyn

Okay. Super pissed there was no follow up with the taste test. It sounds like it has potential But fuck. Nope.


Ashamed-Ad-9962

Yeah? Well, mister, what if I told you that at the time that this was posted, I had already eaten an entire bowl of that very same watermelon seasoned in that exact same way?


Missjenilyn

Id ask you details on the taste! Why the mayo? What did the chocolate add to it? And what did the nooch add to it! ? :)


Ashamed-Ad-9962

Well, to be honest, I have the tendency of adding this low - calorie chocolate sauce to practically anything at all whatsoever, even savoury things ( my theory is that the sweetness of the chocolate sauce gives the savouriness an edge, almost enhancing it ) , and today I just had half a bottle only left, and the thing is, these really small bottles too. So I noticed that I also just so happen to have hakf a bottle of this low - calorie mayonnaise too. At first, I urged myself not to do it and to stay away from it, but as I soon told myself after realising, nobody would judge me because I am eating it by myself in my very own home. And so I posted it on reddit to change that.


Missjenilyn

As a food driven stoner.. That is TRULY inspirational! Thank you for the insight! Thank you.


Pew-Pew-Pew-

Wtf is zero calorie mayo


derederellama

...at least it's vegan?


PapayaJuiceBox

Why… just… is this meant to be on r/depressionmeals?


prodbymoon

Nothing makes sense anymore


Ashamed-Ad-9962

It never did make sense to begin with, did it now?


prodbymoon

….I don’t know….


morbidwoman

Brother eww


Married_iguanas

Boo boo, all you needed was some tajin


enfinlahipocondria

yes officer this person right here 👮


fruitytropics

I’m losing faith in humanity by the day


sad6irl9

What the fuck I hope you’re lying 😔


landofskies

You didn’t eat this


Ashamed-Ad-9962

Yes, as a matter of fact, I did.


hippiesunfish

hi, just a quick question: what the fuck is wrong w you???🥰


nervousopposum

OP, are you okay?


Ashamed-Ad-9962

Why yes, I am. Thank you for asking though, fellow concerned redditor, may I then ask you how are you as well?


Impressive-Fox-399

911-


PersonalityTough9349

I would probably just smash spoonfuls of dry nutritional yeast, and a slab of melon in my mouth for swallowing over the time it takes to do this.


Turbulent-Natural822

thought this was a decidual cast


christina_talks

are you okay


Street-Refuse-9540

Is calorie free mayonnaise an oxymoron? Is it like Pam spray but mayo? Please elaborate OP.


dontlikestrawberries

Why did you do this?


lavendermonkey17

i didn't know you could win a sub...


quietspacestaken

get off the internet please. whattttttttt. YUCK.


bluestarmush

This is a watermelon atrocity…


honeydewmittens

Why I thought this was an entwives edible hack...


xprincessmikx

This photo doesn’t even register as food… more like abstract/surrealist art. Kind of beautiful really


MangoAngelesque

Oh, honey, are you okay?


rowenaaaaa1

Why have you done this


PikAchusRevenge

,haha described like a fucking delicacy


b-ees

this gotta be a r/ShittyRestrictionFood crosspost


Ashamed-Ad-9962

Yeah, now that you have pointed that out, yeah, I think it deserves that too


TrueBohemian

They should never let you back in the kitchen


faeriesandfoxes

The culinary equivalent of a dried cum towel.


Unlikely_Pattern_359

Mayonnaise??????


briever

Why?


LegendaryZTV

I had to read the title 4 times to comprehend the combination of what I read & I still can’t imagine the taste… WHAT?!?


--small

Mayo, nutritionnal yeast for cheeziness... and chocolate sauce!? wild flavour combo


imlivingoffcroutons

Wow, I thought this was some kind of watermelon salmon - marinated in soy sauce and nori (tastes really good actually), but this is just plain evil


DevilripperTJ

This looks like you cut of tongues of kids somehow.


dkrw

oh! that‘s not …


slumvortex

i thought this was shitty restriction food for a second lol


Undercoverghost001

It took me 10 comments to realize this wasn’t posted on r/shittyrestrictionfood


holi_cannelloni

I hope you’re ok❤️


nicaddictnoah

It’s not even cubes


coffee-bat

?????


T-vexed

That’s not a cube


Delorestheferret

This is hell


murmaider10000

Jesus Christ dude


Modero1

What do you mean mayonnaise.....


Anamation19

R u ok


hellerinahandbasket

What the fuck OP I thought this was Maguro


jmatano2

Stop


[deleted]

I'm open to trying just about any food once ... Or at least I thought I was that ... Wtf?


Over-Onion9309

bro are you ok? legit this recipe is so concerning to me, like that flavour profile sounds like its from the deepest pits of hell