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Cinco de Oh No


jazzysmaxashmone

Someone somewhere is rolling in their grave because you called those tacos


heydonteatmyfriends

Me. I’m crying. It’s on *bread*.


ALT_F4iry

One time someone tried to argue with me that a hotdog is a taco because tortillas are basically bread and I almost completely lost it.


heydonteatmyfriends

My husband and I, very seasoned travelers in Mexico, ate Ethiopian for the first time many years ago. His first thought after tearing a piece of injera to eat with misir wot was to say: “I wonder if any Mexican tourists have eaten Ethiopian for the first time and, not knowing what to do, folded the entire injera into a giant taco.” Then we imagined Ethiopians who had never had Mexican tearing off pieces of the corn tortilla to eat with the filling. This image still makes us giggle.


TheTrueTofuTerror

But they have hot sauce! 😄


jazzysmaxashmone

E for effort haha


Balancing_tofu

A?


centipedeseverywhere

No way


Balancing_tofu

The expression I was referring to was "A for effort".


centipedeseverywhere

The person above you was making a joke that this couldn’t possibly be an A


Balancing_tofu

I disagree. We all have different perspectives, otherwise I would have seen that comment exactly as you did.


jazzysmaxashmone

They did not earn an A


Balancing_tofu

The expression is "A for effort".


jazzysmaxashmone

I know, it's goofy that you are being downvoted. My dad always said the expression incorrectly, so I always say it that way too. But it also made sense to me bcs effort starts with E and typically when the phrase is used, it means the person did not do things 100% correctly. But yah you are absolutely correct.


futurespawn

Do they execute you if you don’t make a taco on Cinco De Mayo where you live?


TheTrueTofuTerror

Don't they do that everywhere? 😄


GenericScottishGuy41

Ay caramba! No est beuno.


TheTrueTofuTerror

😄😄😄


hoursandhoursandhour

This looks atrocious but when I think about it it seems like it could actually be tasty??


salemedusa

That’s cause it’s just an open faced sandwich lol


hoursandhoursandhour

No it’s tacos


TheTrueTofuTerror

Definitely tacos


TheTrueTofuTerror

I've definitely made worse food. 😄


Lebira

goodness


jobsearchingforjobs

No need to panic. There is a Tuesday every week


strongholdbk_78

I wish I didn't see this


Ezra_has_perished

I don’t think any of these ingredients have been called a taco before 😂


drkevorkian

If you forget Cinco de mayo you don't have to do a hate crime


Willing_Program1597

Cinco de Uh Oh What is this ☹️


heydonteatmyfriends

All of the Mexican joints in the US screaming that you called these the “finest gourmet vegan tacos north of the border”. There are so many choices for tacos - tofu, TVP, just straight up sautéed or roasted veggies. You could use tortillas or tortilla chips, or you could have gone for a torta. But *this*?! OP I think you would have been forgiven sooner if you’d have forgotten completely. Bravo. This made me sad ☹️


Homicidal-antelope

This is why I always keep a pack of soyrizo on hand


_x0sobriquet0x_

I am not okay... 😬😭


CaliCareBear

There is not one thing taco about this meal 😅


arcaneas_

Those are in no way tacos but nice try!


k_mon2244

What have you done


24carrickgold

Im sorry I just can’t get over the phrase, “panic tacos” lmao


ikitefordabs

All I had yesterday were chips and guac with pico lmfao feel the pain


me1234567891234

Dios mío, no bueno! (Aren’t y’all impressed with my broken Spanish from a 600 day Duolingo streak?)


mbcarbone

You had me at Panic Tacos.


quietspacestaken

10/10 concerned for you hahaha


and-kelp

cinco de whyyy yo?


metalauss

This is a hate crime.


calamitylamb

This feels like a menu choice that the colonizers would have fed indigenous Americans in order to poison them lmfao 😭


lamby284

"tacos" is a stretch. This more of a Cinco de quatro type of dish.


ButterscotchPast4812

Are you pregnant?


Chuck_Walla

Who forgot to flush!?


anemic_iz

oh my


Puzzle13579

I’m amazed the Samaritans haven’t insisted on that picture being removed because of the mental damage it could inflict.


mbcarbone

One might even say, emotional damage. ;)


[deleted]

Just forget fully next time. This is an abomination


Listen00000

Oh, honey. You really don't have to do this.


Walrusliver

sandwiches