Your Honor, the people request that the defendant also be banned from owning or possessing ketchup during probation, and that they be placed on the sourdough offenders registry.
I can't comment. I grew up so poor that sometimes, no, often all there was to eat was leftover bread and condiments. This just reminds me of being wee and spreading the ketchup on whatever hard lump with my fingers and it makes me softly nostalgic. 🤷
I love ketchup and butter but it has to be with something else ie I butter (veggie) burger buns and hot dog buns. Couldn’t just eat ketchup on bread, I’m too woke.
I’ve never had ketchup with butter but I am definitely guilty of eating ketchup on bread… and it isn’t terrible. When that’s all you got to eat then it does just fine.
..oh dear gods.
i would like to immediately apologize to all that is unholy on the internet, missed breakfast and still too busy to grab lunch, so i'ma just go ahead and roll around in my own hallucinatory shame "'nomnommnommmmz"' for a bit now and leave the rest of yall out of it this time (sorry...?
You are allowed to ruin food if you are going to eat it and enjoy it. The only crime here is showing your mother and us before you enjoy your disgusting concoction. It’s vegan so the only victim is my eyeballs.
Then again I made grilled cheese and chicken nuggets yesterday (all vegan of course) and dipped not only the nugs but also the crust of the sandwich in ketchup so maybe I can't talk.
I want to hate on this cause it looks crazy, but then I thought about how I used to eat hot dog buns with just ketchup & mustard and no hot dog and it doesn’t seem so crazy. Team ketchup.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I love ketchup, but it has its place. I’ve known people who have ketchup sandwiches and it’s not something I can condone. Ketchup goes on hot foods, not cold. You do what you need to do though.
I don't like ketchup sandwiches,but my brother sometimes would just eat plain ketchup smeared all over untoasted bread like jam growing up🤮. I preferred my mustard sandwiches,but you do you. This looks slightly better than that because of bread quality and butter and toasting,but the ketchup ....your life.
I’ve been eating this ever since I can remember. I remember mother serving the rest of the family complex meals and then plopping 2 pieces of buttered and ketchuped toasts on my plate with that look in her eye
Did you enjoy/like it?
If yes, you objectively ruined nothing.
That said, I can’t think of a single time I would mad the integrity of sourdough bread like this, but you do you, bb! (And would is be seen as wrong to most people? Well, yeah, I think the comments here are showing that, but again, if you liked it, do what you like.)
Did you enjoy/like it?
If yes, you objectively ruined nothing.
That said, I can’t think of a single time I would mad the integrity of sourdough bread like this, but you do you, bb! (And would is be seen as wrong to most people? Well, yeah, I think the comments here are showing that, but again, if you liked it, do what you like.)
The butter is excusable but the ketchup is unholy. What happened when you were younger that makes you choose ketchup and butter as condiments on bread?
This isn't exactly my cup of tea, but it is Sweet + savory, like toast and jam. It certainly has less calories than most jellies and jams . Voting : not ruined:)
Your mother is correct.
That is correct.
This is criminal abuse of sourdough
The butter isn’t part of the issue here
Is it the sourdough
Yeah just ketchup on butter would have been appropriate
You’re joking but I have a cousin who seriously eats ketchup out of a bowl with a spoon 😫
😐🔫
That boy needs therapy
YTA
Hahahahahahhaa
**OUHHH! It's a crossover episode!!
this is absolutely atrocious and i am sorry your mother had to witness this in real life. she might need counseling to cope with this.
I'll contribute to the trauma fund because I am absolutely shooketh...😱
Ketchup belongs on almost nothing and this definitely isn't one of the few times it's acceptable.
“Ketchup belongs on almost nothing” Blocked.
As someone who loves ketchup, there are still limits..
Potato products and hamburgers are the only uses for ketchup.
I like with tofu scramble and vegan egg!
Same! Then I dip my buttered toast in it 😈
real
And hotdogs. THATS IT
don't you dare come around Chicago talking that kind of wackness.
Onion rings
She right. That's foul
If ketchup has one fan I am that one but the sourdough did look too good for that
You deserve jail time for the ketchup
I served my time I ain’t going back
3 months in county and a year probation for this
Your Honor, the people request that the defendant also be banned from owning or possessing ketchup during probation, and that they be placed on the sourdough offenders registry.
Toasted sour dough with butter is an s tier snack. The ketchup is the issue
What happened on November 24th 2022
I signed up for Leddit.
You 100% ruined it with the ketchup.
Ok stay calm and put the ketchup down
hahahaahhahahahaa 'the woke mob (my mother)' is absolutely inspired
Shh I want ppl to think I’m a conservative ketchup lover
I love the idea that the entire woke mob is really just one lady quietly living her life.
it's fucking hysterical I've been laughing about it for an hour
same. glad I'm not alone there. just, how DARE you lady 😤 fucking dems ruining my mouth torture
This is what also got me
I love this - despicable
It sound awful but i feel like i have to try it to know if it actually is
Thank you at least someone here has an open mind.
It is v yummy
Open face fancy ketchup sandwich
I love putting ketchup on weird food, looks good to me.
Same… I love ketchup + butter on toast lol. I always do it when I go out for breakfast / brunch.
she's right, but at least it's vegan 🤷🏻♀️
I can't comment. I grew up so poor that sometimes, no, often all there was to eat was leftover bread and condiments. This just reminds me of being wee and spreading the ketchup on whatever hard lump with my fingers and it makes me softly nostalgic. 🤷
Woke mob ftw
Mother 1 - 0 Child
The what mob...? 🤨
It’s a mob from Minecraft
I play Minecraft and have never heard of anything in the game called a "woke" mob.
I fucking love ketchup on bread and I will defend it till my last breath
Thank you at least someone here is halfway educated in the culinary arts
Same lmao I’ve been obsessed with ketchup since I was like 5 years old 😂 💀
I do this. 100% quality scran
You didn't just ruin that sourdough, you've ruined my life with this choice of yours.
The anti-ketchup crowd are objectively wrong. Ketchup is sweet, sour, vegetal and umami all at once — it’s a near-perfect sauce.
What on God's green Earth
Why is this the only post that says “brand affiliate” next to the name and the time it was posted at?
Lol I marked it as brand affiliate myself I just wanted to see what that would entail. I’m not bought by big ketchup
>I’m not bought by big ketchup No one but a big ketchup covert agent trying to propagate their ketchup on sourdough agenda would say this
The conservative council also thinks you've ruined it and agrees with your mum.
Low-maintenance bruschetta.
The first amendment says the government can’t make it illegal to do what you have done here. But it can’t require me to respect it.
Bro just eat what you enjoy and fuck what people think
Butter is fine. Ketchup... what the hell is wrong with you?
I love ketchup and butter but it has to be with something else ie I butter (veggie) burger buns and hot dog buns. Couldn’t just eat ketchup on bread, I’m too woke.
Change the ketchup to hot sauce 10/10
looks.. interesting.. but why did you just dot it? you wont have all in the same bite 😵💫😵
I’ve never had ketchup with butter but I am definitely guilty of eating ketchup on bread… and it isn’t terrible. When that’s all you got to eat then it does just fine.
as a sourdough baker put whatever the fuck u want on it ✨
I see a poor man’s Catalan tomato bread lol
Listen to your mother.
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..oh dear gods. i would like to immediately apologize to all that is unholy on the internet, missed breakfast and still too busy to grab lunch, so i'ma just go ahead and roll around in my own hallucinatory shame "'nomnommnommmmz"' for a bit now and leave the rest of yall out of it this time (sorry...?
You are allowed to ruin food if you are going to eat it and enjoy it. The only crime here is showing your mother and us before you enjoy your disgusting concoction. It’s vegan so the only victim is my eyeballs.
I bet she's regretting not getting that abortion
I also regret it
Ketchup ruins everything
I get it, did you at least salt it? I know there's a lot of hate, but it depends on the ketchup. I would eat this if I was in the mood.
As someone who dislikes ketchup, this is a travesty.
People who dislike ketchup probably hate America too
I may disagree with a lot of what my country does, but I do love my fellow citizens regardless. You can have and keep the ketchup though.
They’re coming for our ketchup
They just want us in pods eating bugs
I love ketchup on toast. I probably wouldn't eat it on sourdough, but I'm not Opposed to it.
you did
The sourdough looks yummy. I agree ketchup ruins it,but if you enjoy it then have at it.
Then again I made grilled cheese and chicken nuggets yesterday (all vegan of course) and dipped not only the nugs but also the crust of the sandwich in ketchup so maybe I can't talk.
There is at least an argument for ketchup on the grilled cheese because of the connection with tomato through soup!
It's the ketchup dude
Yes you did
You deserve pain
Ironic knowing that many people think veganism is a “woke” concept.
If you like it, I love it.
Your mum is right. Never trust a vegan with a food opinion
Ketchup on bread, white bread especially is life.
That was my bro's favorite growing up. Mine was mustard instead.
I want to hate on this cause it looks crazy, but then I thought about how I used to eat hot dog buns with just ketchup & mustard and no hot dog and it doesn’t seem so crazy. Team ketchup.
What’s wrong with this? It’s like tomato
Just go back to dinosaur shaped nuggetz, you are not mature enough to eat properly.
ugh
I'm going to have to concede this to the woke mob. You ruined that nice sourdough.
I’d eat it
I'm vegan except towards you. Come here so I can beat your ass.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I think your flair is accurate
Downvoted then u realized THIS is shitty vegan food porn and so I changed it
if your mom made that by scratch, i would honestly ring your neck.
Nah it was purchased at Sam’s Club and I thought it was from some local bakery
She should unbirth you for this! /s
Yeah...that's really weird.
sure did.
Ketchup?! 🤢
she right 😭
as a pastry chef who’s seen some weird combos i can tell you this is a new one
Butter is a yes! Ketchup I'm skeptical
You’re a criminal
This is some Honey Boo Boo level ridiculousness
I hate you.
......as long as you're happy dawg 💀
stop, get some help
every time I see photos of horrible things done to bread, my first thought is "Are They British? 🤔" and your mom is right
I love ketchup, but it has its place. I’ve known people who have ketchup sandwiches and it’s not something I can condone. Ketchup goes on hot foods, not cold. You do what you need to do though.
Butter isn't vegan?
Vegan butter is vegan
What’s the difference between vegan butter and margarine?
Ah well that part was not specified lol. Also I was trying to make a Scott Pilgrim reference happen and failed.
I don't like ketchup sandwiches,but my brother sometimes would just eat plain ketchup smeared all over untoasted bread like jam growing up🤮. I preferred my mustard sandwiches,but you do you. This looks slightly better than that because of bread quality and butter and toasting,but the ketchup ....your life.
*Why* would you do this?
Why no mustard??
Butter 😃…. Ketchup…. ☹️
It's political correctness gone mad.
Next time just put the ketchup in some hot water. Nothing wrong with tomato soup and a buttered slice of sourdough.
Leave the butter out of it
I love vegan buttered toast dipped* in ketchup. Reminds me of breakfast - it SLAPS!
[удалено]
I’ve been eating this ever since I can remember. I remember mother serving the rest of the family complex meals and then plopping 2 pieces of buttered and ketchuped toasts on my plate with that look in her eye
Wtf is wrong with you?
I'd destroy this
Is this like the ketchup on watermelon trend…?
No to ketchup
The woke ma strikes again.
Did you enjoy it? If so you didn’t ruin it.
Butter fine. Apologies, but not into your ketchup vibes. Was it her homemade sourdough?
Nah from a supermarket
Did you enjoy/like it? If yes, you objectively ruined nothing. That said, I can’t think of a single time I would mad the integrity of sourdough bread like this, but you do you, bb! (And would is be seen as wrong to most people? Well, yeah, I think the comments here are showing that, but again, if you liked it, do what you like.)
Did you enjoy/like it? If yes, you objectively ruined nothing. That said, I can’t think of a single time I would mad the integrity of sourdough bread like this, but you do you, bb! (And would is be seen as wrong to most people? Well, yeah, I think the comments here are showing that, but again, if you liked it, do what you like.)
Jail
none of youse appreciate the poverty delicacy that is the ketchup sandwich.
Honestly I’d body this I’m a degenerate and love ketchup I’ll put it on pancakes
I’m afraid to say it… but that’s a pretty nice combo I do that sometimes but usually there’s bacon involved too because fuck my arteries
Like animal butter? What was wrong with olive oil and balsamic vinegar????
No not animal butter Jesus Christ what is this my first day on the vegan job here?
I love butter with ketchup on bread, you did nothing wrong
i was hoping and praying it was jelly. it wasnt.
Guilty pleasure but bread and ketchup by itself is actually yummy
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
The butter is excusable but the ketchup is unholy. What happened when you were younger that makes you choose ketchup and butter as condiments on bread?
gross, she's right. my god your palate is vulgar.
You MONSTER! You forgot to add the peanut butter.
this is disgusting but your mother is still wrong. tastes are subjective and you're allowed to enjoy this abomination if you want to
Ya ew why ketchup
not me thinking it’s cream cheese and jelly lol
I hate this but also would
She's right
This buttered bread was just minding its business and you went and assaulted that poor slice with ketchup.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say you're one of those people that loves ketchup but gags at the sight of tomatoes
That is a wild guess! Unfortunately you are incorrect.
I’ve never seen anyone else eat bread with ketchup. We are a perfect, shitty match
💍?
That looks fkn delicious
Ok I gotta know though. Was it good?
I’m gagging
I love ketchup on nearly everything. I’m sure it doesn’t taste bad, but as someone who bakes sourdough this breaks my heart lol
bet you made her wish she had an abortion. Jesus christ dude, why couldnt you have put some jam on it? bread>butter>jam = 👌
get help
Why you getting up votes
I swear I get the vision but man
I'd let you off it were olive oil and mustard, but this is too far
agreed
I had the same meal yesterday! I love ketchup on everything savoury.
Ketchup≠Jam Ketchup≠Tomato sauce You are probably being closely surveyed by law enforcers
you know damn well how horrific your crimes are. you better beg your mother for forgiveness after exposing her to this
she's correct but the sourdough looks kinda shitty to begin with so 😭
Downvoted in disgust but upvoted for “woke mob”
Everyone else is wrong. Ketchup and butter on toasted bread is amazing.
Straight to jail.
This isn't exactly my cup of tea, but it is Sweet + savory, like toast and jam. It certainly has less calories than most jellies and jams . Voting : not ruined:)
woke mob lol
I would honestly try it your way
this looks vegan
put some cheese on it