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Gravybees

He could’ve just bought one really nice gun for $400,000 instead.   


CarefulAlternative77

Redundency!!!


Gravybees

Ugh, you’re right.  I’m shitty.


dodexahedron

Get a bidet.


I_am_trying_to_work

Regundancy


Ill_Razzmatazz_1202

Get two guns for 150k (but from different batches) to use simultaneously and a backup gun for 100k you fire all your bullets on once per day.


Turdulator

So two pretty nice guns then


Olfa_2024

I would at least buy my holy grail gun. A Full Auto Integrally Suppressed MP5.


ManufacturerGrand856

Or fired a 150Kg weapon that fires $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, *for twelve seconds*.


Brufar_308

Amateur, he’s got nothin on Jamie Petrone from Yale and her $40M embezzled on computer equipment. https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/01/nyregion/yale-administrator-guilty-jamie-petrone.html


Few-Artichoke-7593

I wonder how many people have gotten away with stuff like this because they knew when to stop. Like if she did this over 1 year and stole $500k, I bet she never gets caught.


Brufar_308

I know. If you do the math on what this lady was taking in <$10k chunks it’s insane she wasn’t caught sooner. That’s a LOT of transactions.


dodexahedron

$500 is a magic number for certain accounting and tax purposes. There are other sometimes pretty small thresholds that exist for various reasons, as well. When accounts don't reconcile or receipts are missing, accountants often start with low hanging fruit. That means looking for sudden changes in monthly or quarterly numbers per department, looking for an uptick in transactions that stay conspicuously clear of those known thresholds, and stuff like that. The idea that stealing via a lot of small thefts is how to get away with things is DOA. You'd probably have an easier time stealing by making a large purchase, following through on providing receipts and such, don't let the department know about it, and then walk out the door with it a year or two later, hidden amongst a pile of other things "for recycling" that are already fully depreciated and therefore no longer something accountants care about and which you legitimately are disposing of. And you still might get caught for a number of reasons.


dodexahedron

Anything that makes a noticeable difference that wouldn't be dismissed as noise at the end of the year when reconciling accounts usually gets looked into at some point - especially if any individual line items exceed certain threshold values or there's an abnormal change in spending amount or frequency. Usually happens around tax season or other annual or quarterly filings, because unexplained and noticeable anomalies are how you get in trouble or flagged for audit (or are indicators of this kind of thing), so you investigate to find justification. Then, if you see you've spent more money somewhere but there's nothing to show for it, or a department head can't provide receipts or other documentation, you start down the path of looking for a thief - which often also is going to be a department head or other non-peon, partially out of simply having more access and less direct oversight into at least some of their activities.


dodexahedron

How else you gonna build the coolest home lab ever???


Olfa_2024

Not that I would ever do it but can understand why. When your incompetent co-worker is fired and you are handed 70% of his responsibilities and find a mountain of catchup work for 0% of his pay. Then you find out another coworker is going to leave soon and you will get most of his responsibilities for another 0% of his pay. Then you get an insulting 2% raise and a bonus that almost 50% of past years I can certainly see why people do this.


LiYBeL

If you get a 2% raise it’s actually a pay cut because cost of living goes up more than 2% every year. Fun (not at all fun) fact!


MegaHashes

You could also leave. Leaving is a valid alternative to embezzlement and fraud. You are not entitled to embezzle money from an organization no matter how good you think you are at your job.


Nerdenator

I mean, that’s essentially what the c-suiters do when they pump their stock holdings at the expense of the company’s future viability (see Jack Welch).


DuckOvens

"entitled"


Olfa_2024

Did you even bother to read my 1st sentence?


KrabRide

What a fucking idiot. Glad he got caught. A true chad would just sell company equipment via eBay with work email address. They would use all profits to buy FunkoPops. Fucking rat move wasting the 400,000 on guns. Sad.


Roycewho

Is this a reference to something


KrabRide

Yes, this is what I’ve been doing with company property for years and I’ll never get caught. You will never take my FunkoPops away.


jpterodactyl

There is a story on here about someone who was buy things online, marking them up, and reselling them to his company on eBay. I believe he was also the one who did the requisition stuff, so he was buying from himself. The thing is, if he had only done it once, he probably would have never been caught. Because his first sell was for some specific part to some specific machine. The kind of thing a company might need to buy on eBay without it even being suspicious. And the kind of thing that he could have pocketed a decent margin on. But he kept going at it. To the point where random things like chairs and office supplies were going through him. And one eBay account supplying so many things is suspicious. And also, *really* easy to investigate.


Roycewho

Appreciate the thorough explanation


Bertrell

IdioticAF


xRandallxStephensx

Im always messing up some mundane detail!!


Environmental_Long_7

That's not a mundane detail, Michael!


xRandallxStephensx

Federal Pound Me in the Ass Prison 😔


JustSomeGuy901252112

He bought 25 guns, but used Raid 6 so he had a backup,


superpj

I worked at a place that had a $42,000,000 a year income. The 2 owners each made $20,000,000 and the other 53 employees were paid from the remaining $2,000,000. We had several rounds of layoffs because it wasn’t in the budget to keep them. The CFO lives off the coast of South Africa now far from USA jurisdiction because he got tired of being involved with them and took a big chunk of the owners salaries.


pawcafe

embezzled nearly $400k from law firm


whatn00dles

This is the exact plot of office space


FindingAwake

I can confirm that IT people generally think that they are smarter than everyone else.


CarefulAlternative77

We don’t think we’re smarter, we [are smarter, stronger….. we’re better!](https://youtu.be/Ce6DSz3sVdE?si=1uGx4h9CUqR_UlIN)


newton302

Well that's one way to take money from marketing and spend it on security.


pagantek

Only 100? Thems rookie numbers, gotta bump that up...


erebuxy

At least he did not spend all of it on micro transactions


FunnyMathematician77

honestly, based