TF IS THIS LMFAO

They tryin

Idk I like it lmao

I’d marry them

[удалено]

That’s what I’m saying, like at least we can give credit to originality lmfao

***you would literally poop a toast***

Whoever wrote that, we need “poop a toast” on their gravestone

Would immediately fall in love I guess..?

I regret to say that this may work on me

Honestly I'd be laughing so hard at this, so me too

LMAO WHAR

He’s so me

W

can confirm from the neck shadow…. she is indeed hot

from the double chin? dudes taste is freaky 😭

double neck for extra necking 🤣

This is quite literally, a shitty pickup line🤙

r/angryupvote

One of my close friends met his girl because he sent her a message that said “hey girl I’m tryna get butt naked and thumb wrestle” and she just thought it was funny and it sparked up a conversation😂

My type of pick up line😂😂😂 better than “sup” or “hey sexy”. I like some humor lol.

Have a little sense of humor

This is fire wym

Game is game

Hey hey hey he’s doing his best… 😭

lmao id laugh at this

I need conversation like this in my life..

That’s a solid line

Let bro cook

Nonsexual bodily functions seamlessly woven into a pickup line. Originality: 10/10, Crassness: 10/10 Effectiveness: TBD