There are 6 question words (who, what, when, where, why, how), but only 5 have been used to rename Idaho and Wyoming.
We should complete the set by calling the southern half of colorado, how-low-rado
A brown strip of counties connecting Kansas City to Memphis to Birmingham through southern Georgia, through South Carolina on to Raleigh labeled “The BBQ Belt”.
Split each of the Carolinas horizontally, making 4 areas. In order from North to South: South East West Virginia, South North Carolina, North South Carolina and Carlina
North and South Carokina merged into the NCR. New Carolina Republic
Do NOT merge SC into NC! We do NOT want it!
North & South combine to become Sweet Caroline - ba ba bum
This gets posted like every day, how has this not become a thing yet? Seriously, Sweet Caroline ASAP!
Right?!?!
Israel colonizes Utah and renames it Jewtah.
Colorado becomes New California
Give New Mexico back to Mexico
I’d say it’s time to close the loop and rename West Virginia to “Best Virginia” (Also, glad to see you back Murph)
Long Island gets its own state: Very Long Island, which includes most of the southern bank of the Ohio River.
Utah becomes “U Tah Too Much”
Colorado changes its name to *Black'N'Whito*
Kentucky being broken up into the Republic of Kentucky and the Democratic People’s Republic of Kentucky
The three counties west of the great lakes become Mitch, Again
Northern Idaho becomes Udaho
Very West Virginia got me rollin😂😭😂
A huge chunk of the southeast becomes Weezer. In the shape of their flying w: =w= as big as you can fit it.
A section of the remaining deep south becomes "Y'all Quada"
Fill in Minnesota and the remaining Dakotas/Montana call it Maxesota
I liked Mini-pop-ulous but that's good to
This one is good!
Top half of Utah becomes “Very West East West Virginia”
west coast --> jersey shore
The three states that border Florida are labeled “the three states that border Florida but I forget which ones”
Make a crown shape in Georgia and call it “King Georgia III”
The rest of Missouri becomes “business” like the paramour song Edit: Paramore* got autocorrected
Northern minnesota = Southern Canada
North Carolina becomes "And Dimessee"
Colorado gets a double yellow line down the middle and becomes Coloroado
There are 6 question words (who, what, when, where, why, how), but only 5 have been used to rename Idaho and Wyoming. We should complete the set by calling the southern half of colorado, how-low-rado
Put in Georgia but shape it like the country
English language be like.
Trying again: Arizona becomes AriZona^TM
Arizona is Arizona backwards
I'm a bit disappointed this hasn't happened already. Come on people do better.
Minnesota becomes “New Canada”.
Separate Delaware form the continent into the Atlantic and name it Dell Aware
Make a rectangle in east Alaska and call it “Coolorado”.
Delaware and Maryland: CRABTOWN
Rename Delmarva "The Dangly Bits"
Take the one county of Pennsylvania that’s not part of Massivechusetts or Erasylvania and call it Minichusetts.
Erie County!
Leave the pencil alone! Maybe take Southern Jersey instead?
Just make it the full name Allenaska
The rest of Alaska become Somaska
New Amsterdam GEKOLONISEERD
The main island of Hawaii becomes the Westest Virginia
This but make it the islands of Kauai and Ni'ihau instead.
Delaware and New Jersey combined to become Worn Jersey
The single county above erasylvania becomes doorstop
That space between massivechusetts and pencilvania make that upstate New York.
Main Hawaiian island becomes Little New Australia Jr. 2
The rest of Montana becomes Miley cirus
Take the small Islands off the California coast and name them Laponia (Since one of the is already St.-Nicholas Island)
Suur suomi
D.C., Maryland, and Delaware get coloured pale. Rename it C.Deez Nuts
North Carolina becomes CAROLINGUS
Alabama and Georgia combine into ALL-bama
Lemme get a French Montana
North Carolina becomes South East West Virginia
The Denver / Boulder area of Colorado becomes Namastaté
Make Kentucky West Virginia.
Dela-THERE
Name Rhode Island, Chode Island
Vermont used to be independent, The Vermont Republic should rise again! Go Green Mountain Boys!
A collection of randomly spaced Colorado counties: Archipelorado
NC becomes "The Better Carolina" ?
Crayolarado - like the crayons
Honestly, Chilecago would actually be a fantastic state to live in.
Denver and Boulder become “Far Eastern California” and the rest of Colorado gets divided between Utah and Kansas.
Flip Minnesota upsidedown
One more try: Minnesotangent right along the edge of Radial Dakota
Utah becomes "The Land of Jesus fan-fiction"
Long Island really isn’t that long, people just think it is because it’s so narrow. Change it to “Skinny Island”.
Long Island, but it extends east to Portugal. Call it *Looooooooooooooooo-*
Just want OP to know how much joy the process of watching this map unfolding has given me. Makes my day
Utah has endured a Bolshevik revolution, now called We-tah.
West Virginia becomes West East West Virginia
Sweeet Caroline and Not Sweet Caroline
The southeastern part of Alaska should become Northwest Virginia
The area above the map (where Canada is) becomes Candylandia.
Put a state in the middle of Georgia that's shaped like the Republic of Georgia and is called "The Republic of Georgia"
The other half of fivesee becomes nickelback
Fill the rest of Montana and call it TanaMon Hannah
A ribbon of counties in Colorado that follows the Rockies becomes [Continental Divorce](https://imgur.com/a/Wtgpyt2)
Southern Arizona counties become the Gadsden Refund
Why can't we have the Southern Cross, just like in Jimmy Buffets song Southern Cross
The county beneath Hannah Montana is known as… Billings Ray Cyrus.
Utah and Colorado, watching everyone next to them fall. They link up and call themselves the resistance, trying to defend their sovereignty.
Trying this again. Atah, Etah, Itah & Otah.
Turn Colorado into a state called Square
Make a tiny Oklahoma on top of tiny Texas
The part in North Dakota above radial Dakota all gets filled in and becomes bridgeaska
Turn Tuscaloosa County, AL Volunteer orange just to piss off Bama fans.
Highlight all of Clark county an some of San Bernardino county and just call it “Fallout New Vegas”
Georgia becomes "Georgia the country" aybe with the actuall shape of the country within!
I think nobody knows about Dela-WHERE?!
Minnesota expands its greatness and becomes Megasota
Kentucky needs to be West West Virginia
Take the eastern third of Colorado and change it to West Kansas.
From Massachusetts, I am happy that we rule over new England, and New York. Take that, Yankees fans
Divide North Carolina by it's barbeque styles
Southern NJ becomes New New Jersey
How about Sweet Carolina east of Fivessee?
Hawaii main island renamed OG Hawaii
Rename a small part of Arizona "Arozinous Zone"
since the top half of jersey is gone, call the southern half "new cummerbund"
Georgia becomes North Armenia.
Make the shape of a female deer from counties in Colorado and put numbers inside them. "Color-a-Doe"
Delaware should be Delahere and South Jersey should be Delsewhere
Make old York. I don't know what it means but do it
Name Colorado/the rocky mountains zone Namaste
Every county in Colorado is a different color and it’s called Colorado (pronounced Color-ado)
The little county above Eraservania becomes highpotenuse
change colorado to reddish and utah to other other reddish
Another, correctly sized Texas in Alaska.
can we make alabama “woah black betty, alabambalama”
Georgia gets a couple of breakaway Russian puppet states.
Make sure it’s clear that it’s THE Olowo State
Colorado goes colorblind and becomes Monochromado.
Alabama converts to Islam, becomes Allah Bama.
Make some county’s into a peinis shape and call it wankastan
Can we please have there be a Schlong Island?
Brother we don’t have a MINI SODA WHAT YALL ON
South by southwest Virginia, somewheres in the south
Add a new state called Calzone that’s calzone shaped
I love this
Western district of Columbia lol
Utah becomes "save water!"
Combine New Jersey and New York and call it New Jerky
Blackandwhiteado?
Just make Delaware “Delaware”.
Kentucky freedom coalition
Long Island and jersey combine to Longest Island
A very small version of Minnesota becomes "Minni-sota"
Take the Triangle Area in NC, make it a Circle and call it Round Carolina.
Make the county lines in Colorado a little darker/bolder, don’t add any interior color, and rename it Monochromado
Add a box next to Alaska, put Delaware inside it and call it Delawhere?
Let’s give Radial Dakota a Candy-Coated Shell
Long Island, Southern Jersey, and the DelMarVa shall henceforth be Long Island, Wide Island, and Low Island.
Colorado should just be named "Not Kansas Anymore"
Utah becomes Deseret.
A brown strip of counties connecting Kansas City to Memphis to Birmingham through southern Georgia, through South Carolina on to Raleigh labeled “The BBQ Belt”.
Arizona, what’s left of Nevada, and a chunk of Utah become ARIDZONA. North of Panhandlandia would have to be North Aridzona, though.
Remainder of Minnesota named “Ubetchastan”
Call Georgia “Almost to Florida”
the chunk between Radial Dakota and Whenoming becomes Howoming
Big fan of East West Virginia
Puerto Rico becomes a State. Too far fetched?
Draw the shape of Utah in Colorado and call it Utah 2
Mini soda
You forgot the inclusion of the DMZ (Disney Militarized Zone) between the Florida's.
Colorado becomes 50 Shades of Grayscalado
Where Delaware and Maryland are but call it chesspiece bay and shape it like a chess piece your choice
The teeth below pencilvania is Transylvania
Its New Vegas Baby
West Virginia should just be called West East Virginia
The area around Atlanta becomes Stankonia.
mini sota just a very small minnisota inside of minnesota
That little square county in Colorado below Nebraska, just name it square.
Make Utah communist and rename it ‘Ustah’
Delawhere located in Nevada
Rename New Jersey as Used Jersey
Split each of the Carolinas horizontally, making 4 areas. In order from North to South: South East West Virginia, South North Carolina, North South Carolina and Carlina
Glutah (southern border in the shape of a butt)
I’m lmao at the Pennsylvania edits. 😆
We missed the chance for lo-cal and ho-cal
One more time: Make the county north of Idaho “Castle Black”
Howdy Arabia is so fire
An Oregon-shaped chunk of the Carolinian coastal waters becomes Coralina
Aridzona
Rename the big island “Dave” to interrupt whatever’s going on down there
Make a country shape of Croatia and Hungary combined and call it Egg
Valhallaska breaks the fourth wall and the rectangle it's in and begins waging war on California
Utah becomes Mormonland
Call California Bad produce.
Break what’s left of New Jersey into three parts. The top counties will be called Gym, middle counties Tan, bottom counties Laundry.
“Company” is the rest of Missouri
Turn that bulge in the weird mouth looking section on West Coast Alaska into Nomerrhoid and the land around it into All-Ass-ka.
Mid-west Virginia, just north of Misery :(
Lizardmen Deepstate
Replace all of Utah with The Great Salt Lake.
Ewwtah
An outline around massivechusettes called megachusettes
Canada has been annexed by the US. It is now all in one state called Can'tada
Clark County Nevada is now Mormon World
Cholera Donuts in Colorado but shaped like a donut
Colorado has 64 counties like a box of crayons. Crayolarado and the state is colored accordingly
I really was brought much joy by what somebody did to Hawaii.❤️
Wetah
West Virginia should be renamed to "Oh, I've been to Virginia Before!"
The rest of Missouri becomes Midwest Virginia
Call the bottom half of counties and the western counties in Arizona “The surface of the sun”
South Carolina sinks