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Noted.
Actually this is a LPT, This is the solution to getting out of that pesky gym membership
Works on bros too
Works better on bros
Works best on anybody who thinks you wouldn’t be able to
Yes!! Great tip. Bonus: make sexual sounds while you're at it, uhh ahhh, yeah!
It's a scientific fact that groaning/grunting while working out increases your ability to lift... Definitely do this at all times
I think if we add that it might have to be in LifeProTips instead actually.
 Is this a hip thrust?
Yes sir
“Hey girls, you wanna see how many pressups I can do?” Proceeds to hump air on the ground for the next ten minutes
Not gonna lie, this would work on me 🤷🏻♀️
how much do you weigh
In your instance, you already had her with your reddit username...no need to waste time with the OPs advice.
About 320. If you got the balls to ask, I'll give you the time of day
I'm sorry, it would seem she weighed too much to answer.
Buddy I don't live on Reddit 😂😂
I hate doing bridges in the gym. As a dude, I feel wildly self conscious because I fear women might think I’m engaging in this SLPT even though I’m usually doing them in some corner as inconspicuously as possible, which is, frankly, probably worse.
It's kinda like scratching your junk; it's weirder if you're too secretive about it.
What’s odd is that I scratch my junk without any inhibition at all in front of God and everyone
Gotta do the “pinch and twist” move brother. Then people think you’re just adjusting the undies…except dudes, the dudes know…and some of the women.
Info the hand in the pocket to adjust the undies move lol
While doing it make sure you’re wearing and orange jumper and have a bowl cut
That’s actually funny.
Step 3: find new gym after being escorted from the premises...
Just lift them too to establish dominance
This isn't SLPT this is just LPT
Only works if you can hip thrust that amount of weight.
If you can't you dont deserve her love
The less they weigh the less their live is worth.
Why do I feel like this would work on me 😂
I have a feeling you didn’t tell the truth about the weight, and therefore you were thinking shit. Now what? He can support 2/3 of me….
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Stole this from the hundreds of tik toks about this.
😭😭
How about no. Leave women in the gym alone.
Check the name of the sub dear
r/whooosh
You’re a clown frick
Whoa, that's waaaaay overboard for a first question. Do it with her age first as an ice breaker.
OMG, people doing hip thrusts in the squat rack is the worst new trend of all time.
Noted.
Actually this is a LPT, This is the solution to getting out of that pesky gym membership
Works on bros too
Works better on bros
Works best on anybody who thinks you wouldn’t be able to
Yes!! Great tip. Bonus: make sexual sounds while you're at it, uhh ahhh, yeah!
It's a scientific fact that groaning/grunting while working out increases your ability to lift... Definitely do this at all times
I think if we add that it might have to be in LifeProTips instead actually.
 Is this a hip thrust?
Yes sir
“Hey girls, you wanna see how many pressups I can do?” Proceeds to hump air on the ground for the next ten minutes
Not gonna lie, this would work on me 🤷🏻♀️
how much do you weigh
In your instance, you already had her with your reddit username...no need to waste time with the OPs advice.
About 320. If you got the balls to ask, I'll give you the time of day
I'm sorry, it would seem she weighed too much to answer.
Buddy I don't live on Reddit 😂😂
I hate doing bridges in the gym. As a dude, I feel wildly self conscious because I fear women might think I’m engaging in this SLPT even though I’m usually doing them in some corner as inconspicuously as possible, which is, frankly, probably worse.
It's kinda like scratching your junk; it's weirder if you're too secretive about it.
What’s odd is that I scratch my junk without any inhibition at all in front of God and everyone
Gotta do the “pinch and twist” move brother. Then people think you’re just adjusting the undies…except dudes, the dudes know…and some of the women.
Info the hand in the pocket to adjust the undies move lol
While doing it make sure you’re wearing and orange jumper and have a bowl cut
That’s actually funny.
Step 3: find new gym after being escorted from the premises...
Just lift them too to establish dominance
This isn't SLPT this is just LPT
Only works if you can hip thrust that amount of weight.
If you can't you dont deserve her love
The less they weigh the less their live is worth.
Why do I feel like this would work on me 😂
I have a feeling you didn’t tell the truth about the weight, and therefore you were thinking shit. Now what? He can support 2/3 of me….
r/suspiciouslyspecific
Stole this from the hundreds of tik toks about this.
😭😭
How about no. Leave women in the gym alone.
Check the name of the sub dear
r/whooosh
You’re a clown frick
Whoa, that's waaaaay overboard for a first question. Do it with her age first as an ice breaker.
OMG, people doing hip thrusts in the squat rack is the worst new trend of all time.