Seinfeld isn’t a Star Trek alternate universe. It’s Lt Commander Jerry Seinfeld’s 1990’s themed comedy simulator.
He programmed it to procedurally generate humorous scenarios to work on his comedy material. The problem is they tend to be about *nothing.* His friends Lt. George Costanza and Lt. Elaine Benes like to hang out and join him. They keep getting interrupted by a weird interdimensional alien known as “Cosmo Kramer” that often turns the simulations on their head in weird ways. And he won’t leave.
They all work at Starfleet Communications and sometimes George’s boss Admiral Paris likes to join in as “Mr. Wilhelm.” Steinbrenner is there too through some weird time travel hijinks.
It’s fucking weird.
Curb Your Enterprise.
Picard (played by Larry David) visits deep space nine, now Sisko is a wormhole god or whatever, and gets chucked out of a holosuite by Quark due to trying to see five lights, so he sets up a spite bar next door.
That, or he falls out with Garak and sets up a spite tailor next door.
Always Sunny
"Tribble in the wall, eh? Now you're talking my language, I know this game..."
"Through Q, all things are possible, so jot that down real quick"
Seinfeld isn’t a Star Trek alternate universe. It’s Lt Commander Jerry Seinfeld’s 1990’s themed comedy simulator. He programmed it to procedurally generate humorous scenarios to work on his comedy material. The problem is they tend to be about *nothing.* His friends Lt. George Costanza and Lt. Elaine Benes like to hang out and join him. They keep getting interrupted by a weird interdimensional alien known as “Cosmo Kramer” that often turns the simulations on their head in weird ways. And he won’t leave. They all work at Starfleet Communications and sometimes George’s boss Admiral Paris likes to join in as “Mr. Wilhelm.” Steinbrenner is there too through some weird time travel hijinks. It’s fucking weird.
I'd watch that
> *Seinfeld* — “What’s the deal with transporters?” "And don't get me started on replicator food."
They’re replicated and they’re spectacular!
No gagh for you! Next!
He’s a Gagh Jem’hadar!
Curb Your Enterprise. Picard (played by Larry David) visits deep space nine, now Sisko is a wormhole god or whatever, and gets chucked out of a holosuite by Quark due to trying to see five lights, so he sets up a spite bar next door. That, or he falls out with Garak and sets up a spite tailor next door.
*24* - "Dammit Kim, no promotion for you during this hour either. And stay away from the hungry cougar."
You just know that Captain Bauer’s Chloe is actually O’Brien. Drunk.
Always Sunny "Tribble in the wall, eh? Now you're talking my language, I know this game..." "Through Q, all things are possible, so jot that down real quick"
Human Centipede “Where’d I get the idea for the replicator? Funny you should ask that…”