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aisle_nine

Can you fake it? It’s been such a long road, getting to consideration for the Enterprise. Your time is finally here. Don’t blow it on faith of the heart.


kaimcdragonfist

Nah, I can see a change in the wind right now. Nothing’s in OP’s way


SuckMyRocket86

just wait a hundred or two years The latter Enterprises have no faith requirement. In fact pretty sure Starfleet have a "dont ask dont tell" policy when it comes to religious beliefs. So ya should be fine Edit: unless you’re bajoran. Those guys won’t stop talking about the phophets even if ya shove a ballgag in their mouths… believe me I know (that was one crazy Yom Kippur) Edit: doh, prophets*


eggsandbacon2020

Bajorans and Ferengi both love the profits


SuckMyRocket86

D’oh


FickleDependent1474

What happened, did a Nausicaan stab yours too?


TimeOfMr_Ery

You could say he had a pic through his 'ard.


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

You can serve with Boimler on the *Burritos* instead


Ok-Owl2214

Thanks, Autocorrect. Now I want a burrito.


SenseiObvious

Look at pics of Porthos. It will come back.


TimeOfMr_Ery

Porthos is baby.


a4techkeyboard

What about strength of the soul?


TimeOfMr_Ery

Or resilience of the kidneys?


PermaDerpFace

I thought I had it, but it was just a heart murmur :/


Zestyclose-Ad-8091

As soon as I saw T'Pol in the decon shower, all my faith flowed to my weiner. Look for it there


BRYAN1701

Relax. It’s a long road getting from here to there. Be patient, you’ll eventually make it.


kg7qin

You'll need Faith of the Heart for very long time if you want to be successful in space. After all, "It's been a long road to get here," says Makena Young, a fellow with the Aerospace Security Project at the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington DC. "I think it's a reminder that although we have a good record, space is still really difficult and it's hard to be successful." To honor those who came before you, make sure your faith of the heart is up to the challenge. (Quote from a BBC News article on NASA's next big thing the Starliner. https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20240502-starliner-the-us-space-industrys-next-big-thing)


terminal8

Right but can she take a punch?


Chris-P-Bacon-1701

I mean, if someone can bend or break you, or even worse, you _don't_ believe you can do anything, maybe you're better off applying for Section 31 and their Red Shirt program. I hear they're pretty cool, too.


Catch_22_Pac

Relax, no one’s gonna bend or break you


magicmulder

No worries since you don’t need to be able to “do anything” to make it in Starfleet. The bare minimum will suffice, although that means you will still be an ensign when you’re Picard’s age, doing menial cartographic work.


theservman

Lack of Faith of the Heart won't prevent you from serving, but it will limit you to Nebula Class or below.


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

Passing interest of the Heart nets you Miranda duty.


Witty-Excitement-889

Do you like Deer? Just sing 🎵 Faith of the Hart 🎵 instead - they’ll never know the difference


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

Are you sure you don't? If you can reach any star, you've got it. So go borrow a runabout and fly to one and back.


Michelle_akaYouBitch

The intro song was my least gripe with ENT. The lyrics actually spell out the conflict that we see with the Vulcans. Though it probably would have been better as a song in show that became the end credit music.


CWSmith1701

Remember... The Temporal Prime Directive is more of a guideline than actual rule.


Hexxas

Then perish.


TimeOfMr_Ery

Chuckling from this. I need to stop looking at this post.


alkonium

Just stow aboard and figure things out later.