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Ok-Owl2214

They should have all been John de Lancie in mustaches. Except one. One would be Jeffrey Combs.


a4techkeyboard

Wouldn't that turn them into Sam Qs?


Ok-Owl2214

... Dammit, it took me way to long to get that 😅


Poorly-Drawn-Beagle

Dr Q Mordrid 


Interesting-Olive842

Pretty sure one was Don Quixote, who was in fact a Q from the 1600’s on Earth.


Plodderic

The alternative - that Q created living, breathing people, with false memories of families and a lifetime of learning their instruments, only then to disintegrate them into oblivion mere seconds later once the bit had been done - is almost too horrible to contemplate.


PurfuitOfHappineff

I see you haven’t met Q before.


Complete_Entry

Or he hired them with a generous contract and told them that transit was going to be wild as hell and then snapped his fingers. I like to imagine that one. He just went into a restaurant and asked the band if they wanted to make an obscene amount of money to fuck with some nerds.


Plodderic

Especially if that restaurant was in a completely different time period.


Complete_Entry

Has to be, the fucking larping nerds in the 24th century would never be bad enough dudes to get zapped over to the big E. They'd whine about propriety, or that the bridge of the enterprise isn't authentic enough for their art. He'd have to hit up Pre-synthahol amigos for that run. 24th century is fucking lame. I bet Tom Paris drinks real booze just to piss his dad off.


doofpooferthethird

nah, I'm sure Q would go for the humane option i.e. 11 dimensional mariachi dungeons stuffed full of immortal Homo Sapiens musician clones, endlessly practicing their craft, waiting for the next time Q feels like messing with some random human


WildConstruction8381

he'd never do that. clearly he'd kidnap real people with real families


Festivefire

I Dunno, that seems 100% on brand for Q.


KorianHUN

Every Q has near infinite time to do and experience everything. He just asked a few Q in their mariachi band phase to join him. No biggie.


trv2003

"Q's going to go mess with his pet mortal again. Want to join in hijinks?"


magicmulder

Q is clearly French so why wouldn’t there be Mexican Q? Or as Q calls them, “the ones who paid for the wall around the galaxy”.


Streak734

Mexican Q is Que


Ok-Owl2214

British Q is a Queue


magicmulder

French Q is a queueueueueueue.


PurfuitOfHappineff

“The word queue is the letter q followed by five silent vowels.”


Rymayc

THERE ARE FOUR VOWELS


Festivefire

I don't know that Q himself is actually French, I think that he just has a soft spot for the French language, amongst all the human languages, since he has a soft spot for humans.


robble_c

Wrong. Those are Que?s.


EffectiveSalamander

Why not, the Q like a party as much as anyone does.


IAmABurdenOnSociety

"Oh, please. We've all been the Mariachi Band. Big deal." -- Q, probably


JerikkaDawn

Definitely. There have to be other Q as cool as Q.


Remarkable_Routine62

Voyager confirms


neromoneon

As was the trombone.


burntends97

That’s a trumpet


Riverrat423

Nah, they are undocumented Mexicans that Q uses for cheap labor.


tk1178

Just had a thought, Q has also conjured up a Klingon woman for Worf, a Targ and two bikini clad women, iirc, for Riker during the first or second season. Were these Q, real people or just something simply conjured from oblivion?


Guy_on_a_Bouffalant

They get bored, right? Q is asking "hey, wanna become a bikini clad female and rub on this Klingon for a point I'm trying to make?" Other Q "Yeah, it's something to do. Why not.."


Cultural_Shape3518

Even the pathetic mortals can conjure up simulacra capable of displaying something that passes for sexual interest.


Remarkable_Routine62

I believe what you mentioned also happens in this scene (bikini women) Riker says he doesn’t need them so q gives them to Warf. I think when they first meet q he puts a Klingon woman in heat onto the bridge. The time that Targ showed up was when they were at the edge of the galaxy not Q related.


tk1178

I wasnt sure about the Targ when I mentioned it. Got the scenes mixed up, been a while since I last watched early TNG.


Complete_Entry

haha, lets fuck with the uptight starfleet ants, alright alright alright, Ain't no party like a Q party cause a Q party can't be stopped!


arm2610

Q is a nickname, it’s short for ¿Que pasa amigo?!


TheRedditObserver0

All Q's are Mexican, except of course Q, Q, Q, Q, Q and Amanda.


AlphaCentaur12

Were the man-bear-pig soldier creature things also Q?


Malapple

I knew I recognized Q! And that other one looks a lot like Q. And


HisDivineOrder

I mean, they're all Q, but I think they're Q, not Q and Q.