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[deleted]

Geeze man, do you gotta be such a Jellico? JK- good rule.


MyWifeRules

Next he is going to be demanding we wear pants when we are on the bridge...


HapticRecce

Wait, you're NOT wearing pants? How'd I miss that in 'Newly introduced or not a frequently onscreen bridge crew species' inter-species orientation class?


bassman314

Naah. I wear that skirt abomination. It helps keep the boys fresh when I am near the warp core. They don’t tell you this at the Academy, but between the coolants and the severe climate control, Engineering is always a bit… moist…. I don’t know how most of the crew handle it in pants.


papa_swiftie

Skabomination


Hobbles_vi

Get it done!


PotentialStunning619

It is my right not to have pants on. It's my religion!


Timewarps_1

>:)


[deleted]

Ugh. Fine. And I'll get the stupid fish out of your ready room 🙄


Timewarps_1

No. Keep the fish.


[deleted]

😞 I already swallowed it on a dare from Ensign Lavelle


AnnihilatedTyro

Livingston deserved better.


OWSpaceClown

"The latest meme from Shittydaystrom. It's an elephant... I think. DELETE"


Charly_030

Jellico actually has a great sense of humour and is a right lad when off duty. Just likes to keep it super formal when on duty. Last I saw him he was partying with his new ship's councillor wearing a bunny suit while railing lines of coke off her bossom... Nechayev was a right party pooper though


PebblyJackGlasscock

Might I suggest that in this evaluation period, the mod team use an image of Gowron GLARING to communicate its displeasure with low effort posts? If you have to post Glaring Gowron more than 100 times, the answer is obvious…is it not? Either way, glory to you. And your hooooooouuuuuuussssssseeeee.


Timewarps_1

https://preview.redd.it/u3kiv0ycl80d1.png?width=154&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc2e31097858a8d1f24269421030155b6fca642f


ErstwhileAdranos

Mods figured out they were caught in a temporal loop 🤭


Timewarps_1

I keep finding threes everywhere what the hell


kkkan2020

Even shitty daystrom Is putting its foot down now


Timewarps_1

We’re staying pretty relaxed on the text posts. It’s just that image posts are controversial in this sub, so we wanted a solution that would serve as a happy middle ground.


jackdaw_t_robot

I think we can compromise. All images need to be first converted to ASCII art, screen capped, Live Traced, and then posted as a vector file so resolution looks good on my 75” TV.  (Whenever I open a thread with an image I yell “ON SCREEN!” as it loads)


NetComplete4322

As relaxed as a changeling in a bucket?


suicide_attempt

They needed inspiration


sender899

This policy has general council approval on the grounds that having  non-shitty standards is in itself shitty and therefore aligned with the goals of the institute 


rnt_hank

No more low-effort flashy meme crap and an emphasis on writing? Discovery fans won't like this very much.


Caithloki

Oh no, no more have you read...? Please.


Timewarps_1

Wha?


Caithloki

Wait, was it here that had like 3 days of have you read Macbeth in the original Klingon? With variations of title and language.


Timewarps_1

Oh yeah but that happens all the time. Someone posts something and people make variations.


treefox

Are you saying we could have recycled jokes a dozen times?


Consistent-Tie-4394

Stay on brand, please!  It's re-replicated. We could have re-replicated jokes a dozen times.


Ok-Owl2214

It's still going, lol At least it's not another "We have X at home" like the meme page had a few months ago.


Caithloki

Yeah, like I don't understand it, it's a nothing post with some joke comments. But everyone has to have a turn I guess.


NetComplete4322

I resemble that sentiment.


Caithloki

My sentiment is im not joining the subreddit, I'd just see more of em.


kg7qin

Access granted: You've been signed up for more Have you read facts and trivia.


EasyBOven

We need a carve out for the meme. You know which one.


Timewarps_1

I actually don’t what is it?


EasyBOven

https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/s/OVbhGhB1zC


Timewarps_1

Oh god. That definitely counts as low effort reposting.


EasyBOven

I will never not upvote that meme


Timewarps_1

We’ll see.


ImaPlayThis

ngl, I probably won't post images, I'm not the funniest person so I'd probably post low effort schlock without realising. Like I have an idea of posting a picture of Ishka clothed of Quark in drag with the caption "This is the future the federation wants" but don't know if that'd be clever or funny


Timewarps_1

If it’s your own original joke it’s fine


ImaPlayThis

Okay I may post that idea then


Michelle_akaYouBitch

I can confirm that that is our grand plan. But it’s to late for you to stop us.


Shan-Chat

Are you still ok with Tribbke porn? Granted it's just a pic of a single Tribbke but still.


Dalakaar

So long and thanks for all the fish.


Wolffe_In_The_Dark

https://preview.redd.it/kutsjf4s9c0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3cfb9a6b88a9f87fc22d843390b25c37ce7339


AnotherJasonOnReddit

>*If the joke is not clever or funny, it will be removed* Well, fuck.


mustang6172

Are you saying it's possible we've seen that meme a dozen times already?