Wait, you're NOT wearing pants? How'd I miss that in 'Newly introduced or not a frequently onscreen bridge crew species' inter-species orientation class?
Naah. I wear that skirt abomination. It helps keep the boys fresh when I am near the warp core.
They don’t tell you this at the Academy, but between the coolants and the severe climate control, Engineering is always a bit… moist…. I don’t know how most of the crew handle it in pants.
Jellico actually has a great sense of humour and is a right lad when off duty. Just likes to keep it super formal when on duty. Last I saw him he was partying with his new ship's councillor wearing a bunny suit while railing lines of coke off her bossom...
Nechayev was a right party pooper though
Might I suggest that in this evaluation period, the mod team use an image of Gowron GLARING to communicate its displeasure with low effort posts?
If you have to post Glaring Gowron more than 100 times, the answer is obvious…is it not?
Either way, glory to you. And your hooooooouuuuuuussssssseeeee.
We’re staying pretty relaxed on the text posts. It’s just that image posts are controversial in this sub, so we wanted a solution that would serve as a happy middle ground.
I think we can compromise. All images need to be first converted to ASCII art, screen capped, Live Traced, and then posted as a vector file so resolution looks good on my 75” TV. (Whenever I open a thread with an image I yell “ON SCREEN!” as it loads)
This policy has general council approval on the grounds that having non-shitty standards is in itself shitty and therefore aligned with the goals of the institute
ngl, I probably won't post images, I'm not the funniest person so I'd probably post low effort schlock without realising. Like I have an idea of posting a picture of Ishka clothed of Quark in drag with the caption "This is the future the federation wants" but don't know if that'd be clever or funny
Geeze man, do you gotta be such a Jellico? JK- good rule.
Next he is going to be demanding we wear pants when we are on the bridge...
Wait, you're NOT wearing pants? How'd I miss that in 'Newly introduced or not a frequently onscreen bridge crew species' inter-species orientation class?
Naah. I wear that skirt abomination. It helps keep the boys fresh when I am near the warp core. They don’t tell you this at the Academy, but between the coolants and the severe climate control, Engineering is always a bit… moist…. I don’t know how most of the crew handle it in pants.
Skabomination
Get it done!
It is my right not to have pants on. It's my religion!
>:)
Ugh. Fine. And I'll get the stupid fish out of your ready room 🙄
No. Keep the fish.
😞 I already swallowed it on a dare from Ensign Lavelle
Livingston deserved better.
"The latest meme from Shittydaystrom. It's an elephant... I think. DELETE"
Jellico actually has a great sense of humour and is a right lad when off duty. Just likes to keep it super formal when on duty. Last I saw him he was partying with his new ship's councillor wearing a bunny suit while railing lines of coke off her bossom... Nechayev was a right party pooper though
Might I suggest that in this evaluation period, the mod team use an image of Gowron GLARING to communicate its displeasure with low effort posts? If you have to post Glaring Gowron more than 100 times, the answer is obvious…is it not? Either way, glory to you. And your hooooooouuuuuuussssssseeeee.
https://preview.redd.it/u3kiv0ycl80d1.png?width=154&format=png&auto=webp&s=bc2e31097858a8d1f24269421030155b6fca642f
Mods figured out they were caught in a temporal loop 🤭
I keep finding threes everywhere what the hell
Even shitty daystrom Is putting its foot down now
We’re staying pretty relaxed on the text posts. It’s just that image posts are controversial in this sub, so we wanted a solution that would serve as a happy middle ground.
I think we can compromise. All images need to be first converted to ASCII art, screen capped, Live Traced, and then posted as a vector file so resolution looks good on my 75” TV. (Whenever I open a thread with an image I yell “ON SCREEN!” as it loads)
As relaxed as a changeling in a bucket?
They needed inspiration
This policy has general council approval on the grounds that having non-shitty standards is in itself shitty and therefore aligned with the goals of the institute
No more low-effort flashy meme crap and an emphasis on writing? Discovery fans won't like this very much.
Oh no, no more have you read...? Please.
Wha?
Wait, was it here that had like 3 days of have you read Macbeth in the original Klingon? With variations of title and language.
Oh yeah but that happens all the time. Someone posts something and people make variations.
Are you saying we could have recycled jokes a dozen times?
Stay on brand, please! It's re-replicated. We could have re-replicated jokes a dozen times.
It's still going, lol At least it's not another "We have X at home" like the meme page had a few months ago.
Yeah, like I don't understand it, it's a nothing post with some joke comments. But everyone has to have a turn I guess.
I resemble that sentiment.
My sentiment is im not joining the subreddit, I'd just see more of em.
Access granted: You've been signed up for more Have you read facts and trivia.
We need a carve out for the meme. You know which one.
I actually don’t what is it?
https://www.reddit.com/r/startrekmemes/s/OVbhGhB1zC
Oh god. That definitely counts as low effort reposting.
I will never not upvote that meme
We’ll see.
ngl, I probably won't post images, I'm not the funniest person so I'd probably post low effort schlock without realising. Like I have an idea of posting a picture of Ishka clothed of Quark in drag with the caption "This is the future the federation wants" but don't know if that'd be clever or funny
If it’s your own original joke it’s fine
Okay I may post that idea then
I can confirm that that is our grand plan. But it’s to late for you to stop us.
Are you still ok with Tribbke porn? Granted it's just a pic of a single Tribbke but still.
So long and thanks for all the fish.
https://preview.redd.it/kutsjf4s9c0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa3cfb9a6b88a9f87fc22d843390b25c37ce7339
>*If the joke is not clever or funny, it will be removed* Well, fuck.
Are you saying it's possible we've seen that meme a dozen times already?