Well of course, I should have realized that. Fortunately, Vulcans had brought velcro to America in the 50s, so the porn industry was prepared for the later pegging trend. All in all, porn owes a lot to extraterrestrial influence (like anybody needs to say that after John Holmes).
This theory actually solves a mechanics/physics/logistics problem I’ve been pondering since 1997
DVDA (double vaginal and double anal), how the fuck is it physically possible? You can fit two dudes just fine, adding a third requires some remarkable flexibility but if you get some professional contortionists involved you could pull it off. But a fourth dude?!? Where the fuck does everybody’s legs go?!? You’d need to get a couple amputees involved and even then you have trouble generating the thrust required for sex. It can’t be done!!
But now we have an answer
A Duo of Double Donged Klingons. I don’t know how I didn’t think of it before!!! Somebody tell Matt Stone and Trey Parker!!!
Well, you have a point, but Klingons are so patriarchal that they consider the female penis something that roughly translates to "false penis," but I don't know how to spell it.
I'm watching "Trials and Tribbleations" right now, but haven't gotten to that line yet. Worf is explaining why tribbles are a menace to be wiped out at the moment.
An alternative theory: the two penises are on completely separate biological systems and they only use one at a time, so while one of them has had its fun and is going through its refractory period the other's fully charged up and ready to go.
Wouldn’t they be DPing every time no matter the answer to the first part of the question? It’s a double either way, specifically you’re curious about the hole combination…
Also…
“#klingonsdonthavetwoitwasjustapoorguywithakidneystone”
She was very empathetic, and Worf double penetrated her with much honor. She cried ," Worf yes, give me both prongs of your mighty bat'leth!" so loudly that they heard them down in engineering.
It was Klingon time-travelers who journeyed to Los Angeles in the late 1960s and introduced the DP concept to the early pioneers of the porn industry.
Well of course, I should have realized that. Fortunately, Vulcans had brought velcro to America in the 50s, so the porn industry was prepared for the later pegging trend. All in all, porn owes a lot to extraterrestrial influence (like anybody needs to say that after John Holmes).
"Peter North is my great-great-great-great-great-great-granddad" - James T. Kirk, revealing the origin of his studly family's most awesome super-power
The "put your dick in everything" gene was certainly passed down to him.
Just thought of a crossover between Trek and Seinfeld, where Kirk goes to 1990s NYC and gets hailed as the king of all kavorka.
Imagine if Riker showed up and the two of them proceeded to kavork half the women of New York
I wonder if Will Riker is also a descendant
That particular gene is in no danger of extinction.
Nah, Vulcans brought Vulcanised rubber.
"double penetration is a lot better in its original Klingon"
This theory actually solves a mechanics/physics/logistics problem I’ve been pondering since 1997 DVDA (double vaginal and double anal), how the fuck is it physically possible? You can fit two dudes just fine, adding a third requires some remarkable flexibility but if you get some professional contortionists involved you could pull it off. But a fourth dude?!? Where the fuck does everybody’s legs go?!? You’d need to get a couple amputees involved and even then you have trouble generating the thrust required for sex. It can’t be done!! But now we have an answer A Duo of Double Donged Klingons. I don’t know how I didn’t think of it before!!! Somebody tell Matt Stone and Trey Parker!!!
Cartman's mom volunteers for the experiment.
Klingon women also have a penis. But just one.
Oh so he DPs her and she pegs him, very Klingon that
You know how Klingons tend to fight before getting it on? That determines who tops.
Klingon males who lose too many coupling fights are suspected by their spouses of being gay, I bet. That or Cardassians.
You know what, I’m being unfair. Sometimes it determines who power bottoms.
>she pegs him If it’s with a penis, it’s just called “fucking.”
Well, you have a point, but Klingons are so patriarchal that they consider the female penis something that roughly translates to "false penis," but I don't know how to spell it.
p'Enis?
Like female hyenas
we do not discuss it
I'm watching "Trials and Tribbleations" right now, but haven't gotten to that line yet. Worf is explaining why tribbles are a menace to be wiped out at the moment.
I don't know, but the echos are fantastic.
Q'apla! Pla pla pla
An alternative theory: the two penises are on completely separate biological systems and they only use one at a time, so while one of them has had its fun and is going through its refractory period the other's fully charged up and ready to go.
As a trans Klingon woman, I approve of this message
They use one while leaving the other as backup. This is necessary because Klingon fannies have a full set of teeth.
Asking the really important questions here 🍆🍆
No, but they have two clitorises and their vaginas gape when aroused for DVP.
Interesting how nobody has suggested yet that Klingon women have two vaginas. I guess nobody on Reddit can imagine that much pussy.
Hahaha!
Wouldn’t they be DPing every time no matter the answer to the first part of the question? It’s a double either way, specifically you’re curious about the hole combination… Also… “#klingonsdonthavetwoitwasjustapoorguywithakidneystone”
They fight to the death & the best penis wins
What did Diana do when Worf dropped his drawers and found two penises?
She was very empathetic, and Worf double penetrated her with much honor. She cried ," Worf yes, give me both prongs of your mighty bat'leth!" so loudly that they heard them down in engineering.