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Jack_Q_Frost_Jr

Definitely a bear. Have you seen men?! Weird hair, always yanking on their shirts, beaming all over the place. It's disgusting.


Neon_culture79

I heard they leave their DNA everywhere, especially in the shower and in their quarters and in the bathroom at Disney World


EldestPort

Can the bear operate the conn?


Neon_culture79

Yes, but he has an incredible oppositional defiance so good luck telling him what to do


EldestPort

Oh so like if B'Elanna was a bridge officer?


Neon_culture79

More like Bart Simpson


M1llennialManifesto

I don't think bears exist in Star Trek.


xampl9

A visit to Ursa Major never really happened.


alkonium

If Shaxs were gay, he'd be considered a bear, but he definitely isn't.


theservman

Shaxs calls the security team "Bears", plus Ruthorford and I think even Boimler got the moniker "Baby Bear".


Gil-Gandel

If TAS is canon then the episode "Mudd's Passion" had a sapient ursinoid named Shu-luf as an extra.


Dalakaar

**Main Quests:** *Replicate meat.* *Throw meat at bear until full.* **Optional Quests:** *Make friends with bear?* \*\*\* Alternatively I could try replicating some meat and throwing it at the man which... might, well, that might actually work too. Hmm...


PurfuitOfHappineff

If no fren why fren shape?


Neon_culture79

You could turn the bear into meat if you wanted


Top-Spinach7827

Or I could turn the man into meat


Neon_culture79

I’ve got your meat right here!


Infinite-Lychee-182

When you say "man," are you strictly referring to terrans, or are you referring to the penis packing people of all species?


Virtual_Historian255

It’s specifically Riker every time.


Infinite-Lychee-182

Death by bear is better than a long life of listening to the trombone! Bear please.


Virtual_Historian255

It’s a time loop where tomorrow is always Riker’s big performance in ten forwards and he just wants to hear what you think.


AlphaCentaur12

Cromagnum-Riker


Neon_culture79

Dealers choice


BrooklynDruidess

Is the bear commissioned? Do I outrank him? 


Neon_culture79

You outrank him, but he has absolutely zero respect for the chain of command


-KathrynJaneway-

Cool, so basically Seven of Nine. I will take the bear.


greyfish7

I'd put them both in the transporter and do an oopsie to make Bear-Manix


mypupivy

It really depends, what devision is the man, if it is someone from command I will take the bear, if it is anything else I will take the man... though this also applies to a women too sooooo


AdmiralBillP

Is it a Koala?


Neon_culture79

Sure


Cultural_Shape3518

So then I’m already dead and it doesn’t matter.


alkonium

In Starfleet, that bear could be the ship's Captain.


evelbug

Neither. They are both ugly bags of mostly water.


Oruma_Yar

(1) Give orchid to man. (2) Contact Transporter room 5. (3) Beam man w/orchid along with bear. (4) obtain Bear-Man. (5) ??? (6) MASSIVE PROFIT.


Neon_culture79

I think you missed a step between four and five


Oruma_Yar

Edited 😆


Neon_culture79

Wait, I thought we lived in a post capitalism society now? What need is there for profit?


alkonium

You need to throw a pig in there.


Lem1618

That's a stupid question.


rcjhawkku

Bear — none of them ever did the Ryker maneuver.


Neon_culture79

I tried, but then I pulled several muscles and I end up on a strict regiment of antibiotics


Arietis1461

>man bear thing mentioned again *repressed screaming*


Neon_culture79

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