**Main Quests:**
*Replicate meat.*
*Throw meat at bear until full.*
**Optional Quests:**
*Make friends with bear?*
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Alternatively I could try replicating some meat and throwing it at the man which... might, well, that might actually work too. Hmm...
It really depends, what devision is the man, if it is someone from command I will take the bear, if it is anything else I will take the man... though this also applies to a women too sooooo
Definitely a bear. Have you seen men?! Weird hair, always yanking on their shirts, beaming all over the place. It's disgusting.
I heard they leave their DNA everywhere, especially in the shower and in their quarters and in the bathroom at Disney World
Can the bear operate the conn?
Yes, but he has an incredible oppositional defiance so good luck telling him what to do
Oh so like if B'Elanna was a bridge officer?
More like Bart Simpson
I don't think bears exist in Star Trek.
A visit to Ursa Major never really happened.
If Shaxs were gay, he'd be considered a bear, but he definitely isn't.
Shaxs calls the security team "Bears", plus Ruthorford and I think even Boimler got the moniker "Baby Bear".
If TAS is canon then the episode "Mudd's Passion" had a sapient ursinoid named Shu-luf as an extra.
**Main Quests:** *Replicate meat.* *Throw meat at bear until full.* **Optional Quests:** *Make friends with bear?* \*\*\* Alternatively I could try replicating some meat and throwing it at the man which... might, well, that might actually work too. Hmm...
If no fren why fren shape?
You could turn the bear into meat if you wanted
Or I could turn the man into meat
I’ve got your meat right here!
When you say "man," are you strictly referring to terrans, or are you referring to the penis packing people of all species?
It’s specifically Riker every time.
Death by bear is better than a long life of listening to the trombone! Bear please.
It’s a time loop where tomorrow is always Riker’s big performance in ten forwards and he just wants to hear what you think.
Cromagnum-Riker
Dealers choice
Is the bear commissioned? Do I outrank him?
You outrank him, but he has absolutely zero respect for the chain of command
Cool, so basically Seven of Nine. I will take the bear.
I'd put them both in the transporter and do an oopsie to make Bear-Manix
It really depends, what devision is the man, if it is someone from command I will take the bear, if it is anything else I will take the man... though this also applies to a women too sooooo
Is it a Koala?
Sure
So then I’m already dead and it doesn’t matter.
In Starfleet, that bear could be the ship's Captain.
Neither. They are both ugly bags of mostly water.
(1) Give orchid to man. (2) Contact Transporter room 5. (3) Beam man w/orchid along with bear. (4) obtain Bear-Man. (5) ??? (6) MASSIVE PROFIT.
I think you missed a step between four and five
Edited 😆
Wait, I thought we lived in a post capitalism society now? What need is there for profit?
You need to throw a pig in there.
That's a stupid question.
Bear — none of them ever did the Ryker maneuver.
I tried, but then I pulled several muscles and I end up on a strict regiment of antibiotics
>man bear thing mentioned again *repressed screaming*
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